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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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Score:
504
 
 Zampano: So is whiskey but you don't see me printing out public service announcements about it.
 Bob: Food, internet, and work.
 SomeCanadian: I personally eat 2 cubic feet of concrete powder per day. Keeps the humours vital.
 Amy Housewine: I would like two foods, please.
 VoR: Only a matter of time until my next nothing binge.
 VoR: Oh god. Thanks doc.
 DrinkMixMan: i like food
 Dr Awkward: Honestly, as a Dr. of sorts, this rings way too true to me... a good proportion of the stuff Americans eat isn't really "food" per se.
 zodiacflash: Yup. Food, air, and water.
 Lestrange: True dat.
Image 169380   03-24-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
133
 
 Wooden Spoon: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 UseYourName: Voted Sad
 VoR: ...Yet still holds the rail with both hands
 loosey: My little birds are everywhere
 Dr Awkward: Infinite Sadness, indeed.
 Scoo: Cheer up, aging Billy Corgan!
Image 169379   03-24-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
411
 
 apoxia: Parp
 VoR: Olaf loves "warm hugs"
 Side Boob: Everyone farts
 Dr Awkward: The smell never bothered me anyway.
 enfanta: Let it blow...
 CastleBravo: ......so, she Let It Go?
 Scoo: PRRRRRT
Image 169378   03-24-17   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
586
 
 White Rice: That is a fast shutter to get such a clear shot of the wing midflight. Neat.
 VoR: Hummer hummer. Gonna dip my beak deep in that flower.
Image 169377   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
420
 
 Wooden Spoon: @tib gubb: you mean Graboids
 yev: he's actually sliding to the next pylon. weee
 San DoDo: Hang in there baby!
 VoR: Post war I assume
 tib gubb: termites are real bad here.
 A duck: "Git dat gubmint phone powl off mah propahtee!"
Image 169376   03-24-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
307
 
 sparename: Cheese - part of your overbalanced diet
 Wookiee: Quick! Someone hijack a tortilla chip truck!
 CastleBravo: Guess I better inform the missus that dinner will be late....
 Scoo: OH NO GROMIT, WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!
 tib gubb: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 Meow: It's always weird seeing stuff from the Milwaukee area on friendly spaceship. Hits too close to home
 The Real Waat: Where's Harry Chapin when you need him?
 Micro Jackson: I think I need to go lie down
 a robot: BRB ROAD TRIP TO WISCONSIN
Image 169375   03-24-17   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
359
 
 Otterman: Now kith
 Micro Jackson: Needs more beard
Image 169374   03-24-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
349
 
 Beeble: It's a culture, not a costume.
 UseYourName: Yet more proof that green-face is never ok
 smarkles: So there was finally an AG-con and I missed it.
 Aemuli: It is my great pleasure to present to you: The Gumbettes!
 enfanta: The one on the far right is Ybmug.
 Warrax: I want context, but I'm afraid I'd be disappointed.
 Side Boob: I'm Gumby, Dammit
 Wet farts: Stupid sexy Gumby
 Wookiee: Gumby has a posse.
 a robot: Looks like ShittyGumbyCon 2017 was a big success
 CastleBravo: Real Gumbies have curves!
 Micro Jackson: I can mold them!
Image 169373   03-24-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
462
 
 Hokie333: *poot*
 Mr. Shine: Perverts! Every one of ya!
 VoR: How convenient. Rain.
 Wookiee: But where is the wind coming from?
 carpwoman: Any port in a storm.
 KrazyKat: Creative repurposing.
Image 169372   03-24-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
283
 
 Bob: Obviously just watched the movie 300
 wolfpk: And he misses.
 A duck: You don't need to get all Matthew McConaughey at the end of Reign of Fire on your logs there, dude.
 TurkeyVulture: Woodchop school of Samurai.
 a robot: This can only end in tears.
 Micro Jackson: Wait!
 Amy Housewine: Hiiiiiiiii-YA!
 ignatz: Eugene at work
Image 169371   03-24-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
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