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258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

258391  jochenau: SimCity of North Korea.

258406  Robespierre: Take my money, Henri Remoulade! TAKE IT!!!

258407  Robespierre: Transformed

258337  petepuma: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen!"

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258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258270 berlin: me too

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here



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Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (795 points)
mackdaddy uploaded 258076 (787 points)
Extreme Locorito uploaded 258255 (775 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
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Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (755 points)
Teh Simpson uploaded 258070 (754 points)
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 6. NotHuman: 2247 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1908 points
 9. logan: 1868 points
10. DerMantis: 1853 points
11. bromide: 1834 points
12. Drunk Orc: 1712 points
13. cran vodka: 1684 points
14. Solemn: 1640 points
15. trumpet: 1621 points
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 Beef Supreme: No thanks, fellas. I have plans to run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.
 itskando: If you want to. You can leave your friends behind.
 Jonananathan: The '70s were a super-hot time for The Trash Pandas
Image 169353   03-24-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
435
 
 antipatterns: you can count on local Fox affiliates for lots and lots of sexting
 SomeCanadian: Giving the people what they want, I guess.
 entropy: Wieners in gerneral, or Wiener in particular?
 fanny: thanks Fox news for keepin' it real!
 Warrax: Um, no thanks.
 Mexico: Later: Dick pic judging on live television.
Image 169352   03-24-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
797
 
 Micro Jackson: Ramen it home
 SomeCanadian: I don't like this season of Project Runway
 Dresdenkeogh: Final fantasy fifteen again
 fanny: 10/10 would date/dine on again.
 tokyopig: ikemen ramen... rikemen?
Image 169351   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
372
 
 Christina: Came for the iron, but got overdosed.
 apoxia: Much better than bugs on a stake.
 phil: Whelk I'll be damned...
 fanny: ew and cool.
 tokyopig: pale snails on rails.
Image 169350   03-24-17   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
947
 
 SomeCanadian: MOOOOM! Do you have to do that in PUBLIC?!?
 BavidDowie: getting his faux-hawk for pre-school
 Vivian: Tastes like chicken.
 a robot: Feels good mom
 Knice: Awe yiss motha fuckin bath time
 tokyopig: @Scoo 'MELEM' sounds the same and is a palindrome.
 Scoo: M'LEM
Image 169349   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
244
 
 Kim: This is my life.
 redmonkey3: Those shades of pink ? Kill them now.
 a robot: Not any stupider than other paint names
 tokyopig: Well, chances are good that no one will help you commit suicide but there's probably a few dyslexics who will lick you.
Image 169348   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
249
 
 SomeCanadian: You either need more fibre in your diet or less. I can't tell. One of them.
 tokyopig: This is why all of my d20's keep vanishing.
Image 169347   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
368
 
 Mr Bleak: I see you've played knifey-bally before.
 El Barto: @Wookiee or cut somebody.
 SomeCanadian: I'm guessing no one has lived past seeing a professional at this. @CastleBravo
 Wookiee: Knife-Ball! For, you know, when you want to play foursquare and then cut some fruit really quick.
 CastleBravo: @Bill Rye I'd hate to see a professional at this....
 Bill Rye: One piece of duct tape on a rubber ball? My guess is the knife falls off before the ball hits ya. Amateurs.
 SomeCanadian: Two kids found a secret that gym teachers hate!
 Lestrange: When autistic kids play murder ball
 tokyopig: omg... the tip of the knife that you've taped to that ball is going super nova!
 Scoo: Dodge this!
Image 169346   03-24-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
218
 
 Lestrange: @tokyopig He's a chemistry teacher who winds up making death.
 tokyopig: Isn't that that show that used to be a comedy about a chemistry teacher who winds up making meth?
Image 169345   03-24-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
289
 
 Bob: There's one in every class. I should know, it was me every time.
 Lestrange: Welcome to kid prison. You'll get a minimum of 12 years but - ironically - get life for good behaviour.
 Knice: Or else.
 tokyopig: And if you don't, your parents will promise you that you just need to get to high school and then you'll fit in. If you don't fit in high school they'll tell you just wait until college. If you're miserable at college your friends will tell you you'll be more accepted at grad school. Give everyone the finger and figure out how to fit in somewhere before you wind up with as an associate professor somewhere.
 jochenau: @Scoo He had to be separated because of farts.
 SpaceCow: This what happens when horror movie villains go back to their day jobs.
 Scoo: Except you, weird orange kid on the bottom!
 sparename: Jigsaw *PUZZLE*, people, a jigsaw is a hand-tool
Image 169344   03-24-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
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