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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!



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Score:
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 Beef Supreme: No thanks, fellas. I have plans to run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.
 itskando: If you want to. You can leave your friends behind.
 Robespierre: The '70s were a super-hot time for The Trash Pandas
Image 169353   03-24-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
383
 
 antipatterns: you can count on local Fox affiliates for lots and lots of sexting
 SomeCanadian: Giving the people what they want, I guess.
 Robespierre: Wieners in gerneral, or Wiener in particular?
 fanny: thanks Fox news for keepin' it real!
 Warrax: Um, no thanks.
 Mexico: Later: Dick pic judging on live television.
Image 169352   03-24-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
737
 
 Micro Jackson: Ramen it home
 SomeCanadian: I don't like this season of Project Runway
 Dresdenkeogh: Final fantasy fifteen again
 fanny: 10/10 would date/dine on again.
 tokyopig: ikemen ramen... rikemen?
Image 169351   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
345
 
 Christina: Came for the iron, but got overdosed.
 apoxia: Much better than bugs on a stake.
 Robespierre: Whelk I'll be damned...
 fanny: ew and cool.
 tokyopig: pale snails on rails.
Image 169350   03-24-17   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
867
 
 SomeCanadian: MOOOOM! Do you have to do that in PUBLIC?!?
 BavidDowie: getting his faux-hawk for pre-school
 Robespierre: Tastes like chicken.
 a robot: Feels good mom
 Knice: Awe yiss motha fuckin bath time
 tokyopig: @Scoo 'MELEM' sounds the same and is a palindrome.
 Scoo: M'LEM
Image 169349   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
244
 
 Kim: This is my life.
 redmonkey3: Those shades of pink ? Kill them now.
 a robot: Not any stupider than other paint names
 tokyopig: Well, chances are good that no one will help you commit suicide but there's probably a few dyslexics who will lick you.
Image 169348   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
219
 
 SomeCanadian: You either need more fibre in your diet or less. I can't tell. One of them.
 tokyopig: This is why all of my d20's keep vanishing.
Image 169347   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
368
 
 Mr Bleak: I see you've played knifey-bally before.
 El Barto: @Wookiee or cut somebody.
 SomeCanadian: I'm guessing no one has lived past seeing a professional at this. @CastleBravo
 Wookiee: Knife-Ball! For, you know, when you want to play foursquare and then cut some fruit really quick.
 CastleBravo: @Bill Rye I'd hate to see a professional at this....
 Bill Rye: One piece of duct tape on a rubber ball? My guess is the knife falls off before the ball hits ya. Amateurs.
 SomeCanadian: Two kids found a secret that gym teachers hate!
 Lestrange: When autistic kids play murder ball
 tokyopig: omg... the tip of the knife that you've taped to that ball is going super nova!
 Scoo: Dodge this!
Image 169346   03-24-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
218
 
 Lestrange: @tokyopig He's a chemistry teacher who winds up making death.
 tokyopig: Isn't that that show that used to be a comedy about a chemistry teacher who winds up making meth?
Image 169345   03-24-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
289
 
 Bob: There's one in every class. I should know, it was me every time.
 Lestrange: Welcome to kid prison. You'll get a minimum of 12 years but - ironically - get life for good behaviour.
 Knice: Or else.
 tokyopig: And if you don't, your parents will promise you that you just need to get to high school and then you'll fit in. If you don't fit in high school they'll tell you just wait until college. If you're miserable at college your friends will tell you you'll be more accepted at grad school. Give everyone the finger and figure out how to fit in somewhere before you wind up with as an associate professor somewhere.
 jochenau: @Scoo He had to be separated because of farts.
 SpaceCow: This what happens when horror movie villains go back to their day jobs.
 Scoo: Except you, weird orange kid on the bottom!
 sparename: Jigsaw *PUZZLE*, people, a jigsaw is a hand-tool
Image 169344   03-24-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
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