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272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272565  a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!

272616  james: Good luck with the rabies.

272581  a robot: stop getting naked in front of your pets

272591  a robot: Just got up from the couch in #272593

272595  a robot: Cat at bottom left just isn't a team player

272600  a robot: @Peter Pantsless The eternal struggle

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service



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confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (801 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (798 points)


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 5. dangerkeith3000: 3001 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2714 points
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 8. westerner: 2028 points
 9. Albo Grungus: 1984 points
10. youshall: 1769 points
11. grimes: 1734 points
12. Surprising: 1715 points
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15. JollyWell: 1585 points
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 Beef Supreme: No thanks, fellas. I have plans to run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.
 itskando: If you want to. You can leave your friends behind.
 Jonananathan: The '70s were a super-hot time for The Trash Pandas
Image 169353   03-24-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
435
 
 artfulcodger: you can count on local Fox affiliates for lots and lots of sexting
 SomeCanadian: Giving the people what they want, I guess.
 entropy: Wieners in gerneral, or Wiener in particular?
 fanny: thanks Fox news for keepin' it real!
 Warrax: Um, no thanks.
 Mexico: Later: Dick pic judging on live television.
Image 169352   03-24-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
797
 
 Micro Jackson: Ramen it home
 SomeCanadian: I don't like this season of Project Runway
 Dresdenkeogh: Final fantasy fifteen again
 fanny: 10/10 would date/dine on again.
 tokyopig: ikemen ramen... rikemen?
Image 169351   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
372
 
 Christina: Came for the iron, but got overdosed.
 apoxia: Much better than bugs on a stake.
 phil: Whelk I'll be damned...
 fanny: ew and cool.
 tokyopig: pale snails on rails.
Image 169350   03-24-17   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
947
 
 SomeCanadian: MOOOOM! Do you have to do that in PUBLIC?!?
 BavidDowie: getting his faux-hawk for pre-school
 Vivian: Tastes like chicken.
 a robot: Feels good mom
 Knice: Awe yiss motha fuckin bath time
 tokyopig: @Scoo 'MELEM' sounds the same and is a palindrome.
 Scoo: M'LEM
Image 169349   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
244
 
 Kim: This is my life.
 redmonkey3: Those shades of pink ? Kill them now.
 a robot: Not any stupider than other paint names
 tokyopig: Well, chances are good that no one will help you commit suicide but there's probably a few dyslexics who will lick you.
Image 169348   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
249
 
 SomeCanadian: You either need more fibre in your diet or less. I can't tell. One of them.
 tokyopig: This is why all of my d20's keep vanishing.
Image 169347   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
368
 
 Mr Bleak: I see you've played knifey-bally before.
 El Barto: @Wookiee or cut somebody.
 SomeCanadian: I'm guessing no one has lived past seeing a professional at this. @CastleBravo
 Wookiee: Knife-Ball! For, you know, when you want to play foursquare and then cut some fruit really quick.
 CastleBravo: @Bill Rye I'd hate to see a professional at this....
 Bill Rye: One piece of duct tape on a rubber ball? My guess is the knife falls off before the ball hits ya. Amateurs.
 SomeCanadian: Two kids found a secret that gym teachers hate!
 Lestrange: When autistic kids play murder ball
 tokyopig: omg... the tip of the knife that you've taped to that ball is going super nova!
 Scoo: Dodge this!
Image 169346   03-24-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
218
 
 Lestrange: @tokyopig He's a chemistry teacher who winds up making death.
 tokyopig: Isn't that that show that used to be a comedy about a chemistry teacher who winds up making meth?
Image 169345   03-24-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
289
 
 Bob: There's one in every class. I should know, it was me every time.
 Lestrange: Welcome to kid prison. You'll get a minimum of 12 years but - ironically - get life for good behaviour.
 Knice: Or else.
 tokyopig: And if you don't, your parents will promise you that you just need to get to high school and then you'll fit in. If you don't fit in high school they'll tell you just wait until college. If you're miserable at college your friends will tell you you'll be more accepted at grad school. Give everyone the finger and figure out how to fit in somewhere before you wind up with as an associate professor somewhere.
 jochenau: @Scoo He had to be separated because of farts.
 SpaceCow: This what happens when horror movie villains go back to their day jobs.
 Scoo: Except you, weird orange kid on the bottom!
 sparename: Jigsaw *PUZZLE*, people, a jigsaw is a hand-tool
Image 169344   03-24-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
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