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205372  Knice: @carpwoman Just liked the way it sounded. :-)

205354  square44: I swear if they make one more crack about "jimmies"

205396  Greifer: maseltov

205387  FabricMan: @Haute and sweaty Donna and I have an arrangement...

205401  pawsies: His name is Dick Pootman

205346  Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205382  square44: should have bought new...

205398  a robot: A play in four acts

205399  a robot: Ugghhhh whyyy

205383  VeeKay: We buy gently used kids

205394  a robot: wut

205394  DarkTeddy: This is what heaven looks like

205401  zoe: For a second I thought this was some sort of Bob Ross joke.

205372  Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205388  tib gubb: blook

205320  Air Biscuit: Wh do they use that terrible font? Its so hard to read.

205401  jeffrey: The thing is, his real last name is Pootman, which may be a better joke than the graffiti.

205391  Ulillillia: That makes him a sad panda.

205377  White Rice: Getting a lot of K.C. Green's comics without his name/site on them recently, specifically lots of gunshow. Just sayin'

205393  Ulillillia: Do you sell them when they grow up into adult goats?

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205186 Austin: light urple

205169 VeeKay: @space Drove past your town today on't way to Nelson.

205236 apoxia: There's something wrong with me. All of these food photos just gross me out. The bacon, the burgers, and pizza with pepperoni sticks.

205210 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy *shoots multiple times*

205201 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Knice: @carpwoman Just liked the way it sounded. :-)

205183 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware

205245 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system



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Score:
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 Beef Supreme: No thanks, fellas. I have plans to run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.
 itskando: If you want to. You can leave your friends behind.
 Robespierre: The '70s were a super-hot time for The Trash Pandas
Image 169353   03-24-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
405
 
 antipatterns: you can count on local Fox affiliates for lots and lots of sexting
 SomeCanadian: Giving the people what they want, I guess.
 Robespierre: Wieners in gerneral, or Wiener in particular?
 fanny: thanks Fox news for keepin' it real!
 Warrax: Um, no thanks.
 Mexico: Later: Dick pic judging on live television.
Image 169352   03-24-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
737
 
 Micro Jackson: Ramen it home
 SomeCanadian: I don't like this season of Project Runway
 Dresdenkeogh: Final fantasy fifteen again
 fanny: 10/10 would date/dine on again.
 tokyopig: ikemen ramen... rikemen?
Image 169351   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
345
 
 Christina: Came for the iron, but got overdosed.
 apoxia: Much better than bugs on a stake.
 Robespierre: Whelk I'll be damned...
 fanny: ew and cool.
 tokyopig: pale snails on rails.
Image 169350   03-24-17   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
867
 
 SomeCanadian: MOOOOM! Do you have to do that in PUBLIC?!?
 BavidDowie: getting his faux-hawk for pre-school
 Robespierre: Tastes like chicken.
 a robot: Feels good mom
 Knice: Awe yiss motha fuckin bath time
 tokyopig: @Scoo 'MELEM' sounds the same and is a palindrome.
 Scoo: M'LEM
Image 169349   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
244
 
 Kim: This is my life.
 redmonkey3: Those shades of pink ? Kill them now.
 a robot: Not any stupider than other paint names
 tokyopig: Well, chances are good that no one will help you commit suicide but there's probably a few dyslexics who will lick you.
Image 169348   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
219
 
 SomeCanadian: You either need more fibre in your diet or less. I can't tell. One of them.
 tokyopig: This is why all of my d20's keep vanishing.
Image 169347   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
368
 
 Mr Bleak: I see you've played knifey-bally before.
 El Barto: @Wookiee or cut somebody.
 SomeCanadian: I'm guessing no one has lived past seeing a professional at this. @CastleBravo
 Wookiee: Knife-Ball! For, you know, when you want to play foursquare and then cut some fruit really quick.
 CastleBravo: @Bill Rye I'd hate to see a professional at this....
 Bill Rye: One piece of duct tape on a rubber ball? My guess is the knife falls off before the ball hits ya. Amateurs.
 SomeCanadian: Two kids found a secret that gym teachers hate!
 Lestrange: When autistic kids play murder ball
 tokyopig: omg... the tip of the knife that you've taped to that ball is going super nova!
 Scoo: Dodge this!
Image 169346   03-24-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
218
 
 Lestrange: @tokyopig He's a chemistry teacher who winds up making death.
 tokyopig: Isn't that that show that used to be a comedy about a chemistry teacher who winds up making meth?
Image 169345   03-24-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
289
 
 Bob: There's one in every class. I should know, it was me every time.
 Lestrange: Welcome to kid prison. You'll get a minimum of 12 years but - ironically - get life for good behaviour.
 Knice: Or else.
 tokyopig: And if you don't, your parents will promise you that you just need to get to high school and then you'll fit in. If you don't fit in high school they'll tell you just wait until college. If you're miserable at college your friends will tell you you'll be more accepted at grad school. Give everyone the finger and figure out how to fit in somewhere before you wind up with as an associate professor somewhere.
 jochenau: @Scoo He had to be separated because of farts.
 SpaceCow: This what happens when horror movie villains go back to their day jobs.
 Scoo: Except you, weird orange kid on the bottom!
 sparename: Jigsaw *PUZZLE*, people, a jigsaw is a hand-tool
Image 169344   03-24-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
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