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192871  jazzjunkie: I've gotten a jump start from a policeman before.

192873  Bu7Z: Hahahahahahahaha

192877  Nopetology: Impressive- the subwoofer really puts this over the top!

192864  Jabberwikket: Ents on tha move !

192868  Ulillillia: Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating

192871  Ulillillia: ACAB isn't anywhere, ACAB doesn't really care

192870  funny in the wall: Where's the rest of ya?

192838  Bitcoin Burglar: staaaaaaption

192852  Wet farts: @apoxia our bills may not be made of plastic (yet) but they are made of a very durable paper (pretty sure there's denim in it) that can be washed and ironed. I've gotten bored and done it.

192871  Minnesotan: ACAB

192871  Wet farts: I always rad for good cops

192872  tib gubb: weird!

192867  Nopetology: That's a great idea- time to crush some ice! Mine won't be quite this colorful, but it'll be a lot more flammable..

192843  Jabberwikket: Quick scrolling and I read it as thpppl

192869  A duck: Well, somebody sure fucked up.

192870  A duck: Hair.

192857  VoR: Hiiman?

192858  Amy Housewine: "I always like to start in the middle column."

192868  VoR: At the edge. Not on the edge.

192869  Amy Housewine: 31: Please place at edge of sink.

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192753 Peter Pantsless: I have an older cat and sometimes my brother brings his kitten over, and they HATE each other. Actually, the kitten wants to be friends real bad but my cat is all "Hell no" and swats at her without getting up whenever she gets close

192698 Hosebag: OK you guys are going to have to better than just creamed corn, or Kenny's family is going to have a very corny Christmas.

192662 Greifer: Baba Yagas guest house

192647 Cami: *massages temples*

192709 WaffleIron: @funny in the wall more light reading! Also you get plus.

192649 Cami: A new twist on the classic spite gift

192722 Jabberwikket: Next up, how to get mlem'ed

192733 Ronick: The emblem for the institute of shoving a finger up a bunghole is a figet spinner

192775 Jabberwikket: @Ihminen, single band (or 2 to 3with opening acts) are a great deal different than a full festival

192777 hajjpodge: Renamed to "Some Worries"



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a robot uploaded 192452 (829 points)
Bernie 2016 uploaded 192388 (783 points)
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11. mickeyd: 1649 points
12. E. HONDA: 1581 points
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Score:
145
 
 Beef Supreme: No thanks, fellas. I have plans to run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.
 itskando: If you want to. You can leave your friends behind.
 Robespierre: The '70s were a super-hot time for The Trash Pandas
Image 169353   03-24-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
383
 
 antipatterns: you can count on local Fox affiliates for lots and lots of sexting
 SomeCanadian: Giving the people what they want, I guess.
 Robespierre: Wieners in gerneral, or Wiener in particular?
 fanny: thanks Fox news for keepin' it real!
 Warrax: Um, no thanks.
 Mexico: Later: Dick pic judging on live television.
Image 169352   03-24-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
737
 
 Micro Jackson: Ramen it home
 SomeCanadian: I don't like this season of Project Runway
 Dresdenkeogh: Final fantasy fifteen again
 fanny: 10/10 would date/dine on again.
 tokyopig: ikemen ramen... rikemen?
Image 169351   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
345
 
 Christina: Came for the iron, but got overdosed.
 apoxia: Much better than bugs on a stake.
 Robespierre: Whelk I'll be damned...
 fanny: ew and cool.
 tokyopig: pale snails on rails.
Image 169350   03-24-17   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
867
 
 SomeCanadian: MOOOOM! Do you have to do that in PUBLIC?!?
 BavidDowie: getting his faux-hawk for pre-school
 Robespierre: Tastes like chicken.
 a robot: Feels good mom
 Knice: Awe yiss motha fuckin bath time
 tokyopig: @Scoo 'MELEM' sounds the same and is a palindrome.
 Scoo: M'LEM
Image 169349   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
244
 
 Kim: This is my life.
 redmonkey3: Those shades of pink ? Kill them now.
 a robot: Not any stupider than other paint names
 tokyopig: Well, chances are good that no one will help you commit suicide but there's probably a few dyslexics who will lick you.
Image 169348   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
219
 
 SomeCanadian: You either need more fibre in your diet or less. I can't tell. One of them.
 tokyopig: This is why all of my d20's keep vanishing.
Image 169347   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
368
 
 Mr Bleak: I see you've played knifey-bally before.
 El Barto: @Wookiee or cut somebody.
 SomeCanadian: I'm guessing no one has lived past seeing a professional at this. @CastleBravo
 Wookiee: Knife-Ball! For, you know, when you want to play foursquare and then cut some fruit really quick.
 CastleBravo: @Bill Rye I'd hate to see a professional at this....
 Bill Rye: One piece of duct tape on a rubber ball? My guess is the knife falls off before the ball hits ya. Amateurs.
 SomeCanadian: Two kids found a secret that gym teachers hate!
 Lestrange: When autistic kids play murder ball
 tokyopig: omg... the tip of the knife that you've taped to that ball is going super nova!
 Scoo: Dodge this!
Image 169346   03-24-17   Uploaded by    El Barto
Score:
218
 
 Lestrange: @tokyopig He's a chemistry teacher who winds up making death.
 tokyopig: Isn't that that show that used to be a comedy about a chemistry teacher who winds up making meth?
Image 169345   03-24-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
289
 
 Bob: There's one in every class. I should know, it was me every time.
 Lestrange: Welcome to kid prison. You'll get a minimum of 12 years but - ironically - get life for good behaviour.
 Knice: Or else.
 tokyopig: And if you don't, your parents will promise you that you just need to get to high school and then you'll fit in. If you don't fit in high school they'll tell you just wait until college. If you're miserable at college your friends will tell you you'll be more accepted at grad school. Give everyone the finger and figure out how to fit in somewhere before you wind up with as an associate professor somewhere.
 jochenau: @Scoo He had to be separated because of farts.
 SpaceCow: This what happens when horror movie villains go back to their day jobs.
 Scoo: Except you, weird orange kid on the bottom!
 sparename: Jigsaw *PUZZLE*, people, a jigsaw is a hand-tool
Image 169344   03-24-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
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