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175999  dangerkeith3000: Maury Povich is getting desperate.

176001  dangerkeith3000: Now make him eat crow

176008  jochenau: This is like those videos of spiders making webs while on LSD, except with grandmas making quilts.

176026  ch: time travel ... there's got to be a better way!

176009  jochenau: I could stand having no friends, losing millions of dollars, and being undateable, but gaining 15 pounds? The horror!

176017  Knice: @Niels Bohr, killing it. :-D

176004  dobbiesdoogs: i too have weird nightmares after eating pizza

176011  dangerkeith3000: Garfield: The Next Generation

176007  dobbiesdoogs: cakeburps

176012  dangerkeith3000: THIS SIDE UP. Don't damage the priceless merchandise.

176014  dangerkeith3000: Next owner will be your new step-father

176014  jochenau: I've never seen a couch that looks like compressed longhair cats before.

176022  dangerous dave: @well duh I didn't realize it until I read your comment.

176019  dangerkeith3000: Wow. Amazon.com will deliver anything, won't they?

176023  Scoo: Purr-ly Scottish

176020  dangerkeith3000: I picture of a purple colored sky. That's kind of cool.

176021  dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

175764  LKoroton: Ivanmorph

176022  illBilliam: Right before he shoots his eye out with it

176022  dangerkeith3000: wow geez

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175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175945 RiderFan: When you're at a furry convention but you're also late for mass.

175841 Bill Rye: @Mr. Butt if I has lips, I sips.

175821 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175824 el jefe: This is what I do when I get a text that's obviously for someone else.

175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175883 piranharama: @tokyopig I don't know how I missed this comment the first time, but this cracked me up.

175802 SgtScaredFrog: C'mon, one more bad and we can pretend none of this ever happened!

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?



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Score:
428
 
 Teechur: Nope! Chuck Testa!
 KrazyKat: Squittlebirb lookin like someone's first taxidermy lesson.
 JohnnySalami: Has Science gone too far?
 Mr. Butt: A turtlebirdsquirrel, with the head of a turtlebirdsquirrel...and the body of a turtlebirdsquirrel.
 piranharama: I wonder what kind of treasure and magical items this thing leaves behind?
 fanny: flows nicely with the next image
Image 169007   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
325
 
 Scoo: I would say spies could encode their secret messages in Perl, but that would be silly. NO ONE can decipher that shit, even the intended recipient...
 SomeCanadian: Lies. Perl programmers have hooves.
 Mr. Butt: Alien: Covenant looks fucking sweet.
 Knice: Take that, Creationists.
Image 169006   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Turd Ferguson
Score:
372
 
 deathawaits: @grizzly of course!!
 SomeCanadian: Aw, they made a British version
 grizzly: Nailed it?
Image 169005   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
579
 
 mrwiffler: Dogs gunna get a tiny little paw right on the nose.
 Shay: HEY KID, wanna buy some drugs?!?!?
 BavidDowie: dis mah howse nao doggo
 Scoo: Pssshht, whaaaat? I've seen better frightens and I'm only 8 weeks old!
Image 169004   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
445
 
 yev: shouldn't the green boxes be in a wine and spirits aisle?
Image 169003   03-22-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
51
 
 El Barto: AHHHHH! FOOLED AGAIN! I have only my own ego to blame for coming back to this horrifying image to see what comment was up-voted.
 El Barto: AH! *Rapidly scrolling away!*
 fanny: @tritium that part had me laughing out loud! I just showed my kids, 8-year-old loved it, 3-year-old will be having nightmares tonight ;)
 tritium: @fanny I want to remember all of your shapes.
 fanny: @tritium *i love you*
 annterland: @tritium that was really great. Thank you :)
 Mr. Butt: @tritium Saw this on the AV Club this morning...so fucking good.
 tritium: "Hi Stranger." (Kirsten Lepore)
Image 169002   03-22-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
345
 
 Mr. Butt: ack
Image 169001   03-22-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
198
 
 Snake Jesus: Oh god I remember this, it's an art piece and those are cheese doodles. I've been looking for it forever so if anyone can tell me the artist I'd be grateful.
 a robot: @Peach ...and that's just they way they like it!
 Peach: They're gonna have cheese powder in every crevice.
 Minnesotan: this is my fetish
 tritium: *crunch* *crunch*
Image 169000   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
332
 
 Cami: @Mr Bleak I was referring to the other people. I tend to run hot like this girl. I used that line to tease guys wearing parkas when it was just below freezing. I had a guy get really indignant and say, "I worked in the interior of BC in -35 conditions," and I had to say, "...yet here we are."
 Mr Bleak: @Cami Put on a long sleeve T-shirt, of course.
 El Barto: "HAHAHA! Tourists."
 Cami: What are you guys gonna' do when it actually gets cold?
 Scoo: @Winterneuro Very carefully!
 Winterneuro: @Scoo how do you wear a cat?
 Poncho: @somecanadian @someothercanadian is this you?
 Snake Jesus: However, going shoeless in a public place in winter is pretty dumb, and not just because you're gonna get frostnip. Know all the nasty stuff that accumulates on sidewalks? Now it's covered by snow and you can't see it.
 Snake Jesus: My hormones are all weird since starting testosterone, and I run warm almost all the time. I finally understand the wintertime epidemic of Guys In Shorts.
 Scoo: On the flip side, I'm amazed how many people I see wearing cats, scarves, hats, gloves, etc. when it's only 50F or so out.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Yeah i did this once and everybody thought i was on the crack........cocaine!!!
 grizzly: Moron
 Peach: Can you spot all 9 gags in this photo?
 XLY: looks like she lost her uggs!
Image 168999   03-22-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
161
 
 Dan Tagonistic: The names Canada, Ontario Canada
 Dr Awkward: "Canada called. It wants it's flannel shirt back."
 WaffleIron: "They just called, to say, they're sorry!"
 Scoo: Sauve superspy of the Great White North
 Prostata: when canada calls you gotta answer
 SomeCanadian: I KNOW YOU'RE THERE. PICK UP.
 Meow: They're going to have to take turns because I can't understand when they all talk at once
 Peach: The call of the wild.
Image 168998   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
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