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249663  Lantry: Dayman, save me!

249643  sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations

249670  Mr. Butt: BEWARE

249670  mrdiron: It's not just heat vision.

249668  redmonkey3: Won't bounce

249668  sparenamelaptopdied: "DEUCE!!"

249666  raditzu: where's the dent? it's a Death Star!

249619  Zochrot: straight from the 90's vampire the masquerade larp

249666  TurkeyVulture: This is essentially my current truck, except mine's the 3/4 ton. Same dent.

249667  TurkeyVulture: Amazing. I've seen this movie more times than anything except Star Wars. Ive cosplayed as Walter. I wrote a graduate-level post-Marxist analysis of the film. And somehow I rembered the can as a Ralph's store brand coffee. I'm going senile.

249621  Zochrot: I'm tripping balls!

249624  Zochrot: cat cloud city

249666  whcvgre78: Dude I used to drive this truck. I mean, the scuff was on the other side, it had a camper hood, and different hubcaps. But I still have a strong affinity for blue, beat-up chevrolet pickups.

249654  Captain Marsupial: And Lo, the lions shall lie down with the ham. (Wait, we're out of lions? Well how's this joke supposed to work?)

249661  Captain Marsupial: Honey badger always to rad.

249551  BavidDowie: This is fantastic

249555  BavidDowie: Baby's First wailing guitar solo

249660  Zochrot: secure your carabiners kids

249641  Captain Marsupial: Take a look, they're next to that book.

249662  VeeKay: No way could I stand to have him there snoozing without tickling that tummy!

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249643 sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249608 Prostata: BRB...



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Score:
461
 
 Teechur: Nope! Chuck Testa!
 KrazyKat: Squittlebirb lookin like someone's first taxidermy lesson.
 JohnnySalami: Has Science gone too far?
 Mr. Butt: A turtlebirdsquirrel, with the head of a turtlebirdsquirrel...and the body of a turtlebirdsquirrel.
 piranharama: I wonder what kind of treasure and magical items this thing leaves behind?
 fanny: flows nicely with the next image
Image 169007   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
325
 
 Scoo: I would say spies could encode their secret messages in Perl, but that would be silly. NO ONE can decipher that shit, even the intended recipient...
 SomeCanadian: Lies. Perl programmers have hooves.
 Mr. Butt: Alien: Covenant looks fucking sweet.
 Knice: Take that, Creationists.
Image 169006   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Turd Ferguson
Score:
372
 
 deathawaits: @grizzly of course!!
 SomeCanadian: Aw, they made a British version
 grizzly: Nailed it?
Image 169005   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
643
 
 mrwiffler: Dogs gunna get a tiny little paw right on the nose.
 Shay: HEY KID, wanna buy some drugs?!?!?
 BavidDowie: dis mah howse nao doggo
 Scoo: Pssshht, whaaaat? I've seen better frightens and I'm only 8 weeks old!
Image 169004   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
466
 
 yev: shouldn't the green boxes be in a wine and spirits aisle?
Image 169003   03-22-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Image 169002 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tritium. Your image was bad, tritium.
Score:
440
 
 Ulillillia: C'mon, let Beth in :(
 Mr. Butt: ack
Image 169001   03-22-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
229
 
 Snake Jesus: Oh god I remember this, it's an art piece and those are cheese doodles. I've been looking for it forever so if anyone can tell me the artist I'd be grateful.
 a robot: @Peach ...and that's just they way they like it!
 Peach: They're gonna have cheese powder in every crevice.
 Minnesotan: this is my fetish
 tritium: *crunch* *crunch*
Image 169000   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
354
 
 Cami: @Mr Bleak I was referring to the other people. I tend to run hot like this girl. I used that line to tease guys wearing parkas when it was just below freezing. I had a guy get really indignant and say, "I worked in the interior of BC in -35 conditions," and I had to say, "...yet here we are."
 Mr Bleak: @Cami Put on a long sleeve T-shirt, of course.
 El Barto: "HAHAHA! Tourists."
 Cami: What are you guys gonna' do when it actually gets cold?
 Scoo: @Winterneuro Very carefully!
 Winterneuro: @Scoo how do you wear a cat?
 Poncho: @somecanadian @someothercanadian is this you?
 Snake Jesus: However, going shoeless in a public place in winter is pretty dumb, and not just because you're gonna get frostnip. Know all the nasty stuff that accumulates on sidewalks? Now it's covered by snow and you can't see it.
 Snake Jesus: My hormones are all weird since starting testosterone, and I run warm almost all the time. I finally understand the wintertime epidemic of Guys In Shorts.
 Scoo: On the flip side, I'm amazed how many people I see wearing cats, scarves, hats, gloves, etc. when it's only 50F or so out.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Yeah i did this once and everybody thought i was on the crack........cocaine!!!
 grizzly: Moron
 Peach: Can you spot all 9 gags in this photo?
 XLY: looks like she lost her uggs!
Image 168999   03-22-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
192
 
 Felicity: London (Ontario) Calling
 Dan Tagonistic: The names Canada, Ontario Canada
 Dr Awkward: "Canada called. It wants it's flannel shirt back."
 WaffleIron: "They just called, to say, they're sorry!"
 Scoo: Sauve superspy of the Great White North
 Prostata: when canada calls you gotta answer
 SomeCanadian: I KNOW YOU'RE THERE. PICK UP.
 Meow: They're going to have to take turns because I can't understand when they all talk at once
 Peach: The call of the wild.
Image 168998   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Not Sam
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