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258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

258391  jochenau: SimCity of North Korea.

258406  Robespierre: Take my money, Henri Remoulade! TAKE IT!!!

258407  Robespierre: Transformed

258337  petepuma: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen!"

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious



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Score:
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 tokyopig: Proof that there's is no great art without great self destruction... though there is a lot of perfectly competent art with great ego. On a side note, I recently learned that canned beverages (see beer) were not always 'pop top.'
 Niels Bohr: Thank you @tokyopig, Townes Van Zandt is the raddest.
 Shay: Be a real man, chase a bottle of Devil Springs with that Seagram's.
 WaffleIron: @BavidDowie : Don't knock it if you havn't tried it!
 nerdhulk: Seagrams, eh? Try Jack with your Coke. You'll be happier.
 skillet: RAD for Townes Van Zandt!
 BavidDowie: Whisky AND Coke, not THEN Coke
Image 168990   03-22-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
500
 
 Snake Jesus: Mythical fun fact: Thor's chariot is drawn by two goats, named Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjstr ("chompers-barer" and "chompers-grinder"). If it's good enough for the God of Thunder, it's good enough for me.
 Dan Tagonistic: How has this still not got 300 points guys!
 Dr Awkward: @piranharama yeah, actually they can carry 25% of their own body weight, proportionally way higher than horses. Also, they browse, so you don't have to bring food for them, while horses you typically need to bring hay unless there's guaranteed pastureland where you'll be packing.
 piranharama: @Dr Awkward Well this makes sense. I just never thought goats could be a pack beast. I thought all they were good for was milk, eating cans, and making some seriously f*cked up noises. Consider me schooled.
 Dr Awkward: @piranharama Because goats are awesome. The does are for milking, the wethers (boys) we use for packing, because they make terrible milk. I kinda married into a menagerie of animals, but I don't regret it.
 piranharama: @Dr Awkward Why do you own a pack goat?
 Peach: Maybe just walk.
 trelyate: world's first riding lawnmower
 Dr Awkward: @BavidDowie @Dan Tagonistic as an owner of a 250 lb pack goat, I will tell you that said goat is indeed powerful enough to act as a means of conveyance
 Micro Jackson: Smug "biofuel" guy
 sparename: "Dear Esther, here is a picture of my willy - doesn't it look like a carrot?"
 piranharama: Horsepower is for twerps!
 BavidDowie: I don't understand this means of conveyance having only brakes.
 Dan Tagonistic: Just checking - Can everyone else see what is apparently a goat powered car?
 Scoo: Goats McSpokes
 Knice: Totes m'go ... wait
Image 168989   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
259
 
 berlin: We move your movements
 Gomi Day: collecting grumpers with our pumper.
 tritium: Their rhyming scheme betrays their accent.
 BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine snappy
 Amy Housewine: You pinch it off, we use it in a ritual to honour the god Thoth.
 ch: you PANTS it we UNPANTS it
 SomeCanadian: You doot, we scoot.
 Peach: You drop a deuce, we set it loose.
 Dr Awkward: You squeeze it, we seize it.
 Dr Awkward: You evacuate it, we encapsulate it
 Dr Awkward: You explode it, we furloughed it.
 Dr Awkward: @BavidDowie You splash it, we cash it
 BavidDowie: You drip it, we ship it.
 BavidDowie: You plop it, we slop it.
 BavidDowie: You fart it, we cart it.
 BavidDowie: Your excrement pays our rent.
 BavidDowie: You crap it, we wrap it.
 BavidDowie: You poo it, we do it.
 Scoo: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
Image 168988   03-22-17   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
424
 
 Rat-Butt: Man, I would be stylin in that fly honey car! The Cougars would be flocking...
 trees: One step down from the Powell Homer
 Skinr: What's the matter with the car I'm drivin'? (Can't you tell that it's outta style?)
Image 168987   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
428
 
 SpaceCow: Zampano is the only real competitor to the Circus of Dr Lao.
 Zampano: Oh holy cow, i had to zoom in before i realized my circus floated away...
 fanny: #169175 return
 trelyate: Monty Python doesn't have the only flying circus
 Wet farts: Later, shit lords
 Sheikhjahbooty: @fanny I suppose his homeworld needs him.
 fanny: Nooooooo! @zampano come back!!!!
 Lestrange: I bloody hate this when it happens.
Image 168986   03-22-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
736
 
 Mr. Shine: Aww man! I pushed the button for Diet Bees and it gave me the regular kind. Anybody want these?
 tib gubb: prank your boss!
 Wet farts: NOT THE BEEEES
 Micro Jackson: Hive seen this before...
 sparename: Are there any nectar-free?
 Prostata: I would not be surprised if my boss put one of these in the break room
 Knice: Awe, yiss. [#bow-chicka-wow-wow#] #166504
 a sedated moose: Maximum Overdrive/Wicker Man cross over looks promising.
 KrazyKat: No john belushi option? Boo!
Image 168985   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
320
 
 VoR: Damn they're big eyes
 Side Boob: Jennifer Lopez?
Image 168984   03-22-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
605
 
 Shay: Those kids got a two-for-one special with Superman pretending to be TMNT's Raphael.
 enfanta: @Scoo liability laws suck.
 enfanta: @Scoo liability laws suck.
 duchaschmeremol: minimum wage heroes :(
 chhumphrey: Seen at a Children's Hospital, brought a smile.
 Scoo: @Scoo Or Superman for that matter?
 Scoo: Why does Spider-Man need a rope and harness?
Image 168983   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Image 168982 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Father Goose. You have brought shame on us, Father Goose.
Score:
1024
 
 Rat-Butt: Hair balls! I hate hair balls...
 Eleftheros: Wee little sootfloof!
 Shay: This isn't my final form.
 toaster: It's that spirit from ... oh, never mind.
 piranharama: #168653
 Lestrange: It's that kitten from Spirited Away! Cool.
 sparename: Marvinous
Image 168981   03-22-17   Uploaded by    Thyming
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