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272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

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272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

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Score:
144
 
 HeCat Cherries: Mummy's the word on that bike
 enfanta: Slenderman's sister posts a bike for sale on Craigslist.
 ThatGuy: @Peter Pantsless and is apparently pissing outside his apartment
 Peter Pantsless: E.T. rode home
Image 168708   03-20-17   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
576
 
 Scoo: @a robot Or just remembered he left the stove on
 tokyopig: hmm... would anyone get it if there was just one googly third eye in the forehead?
 a robot: Back left has just achieved enlightenment
Image 168707   03-20-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
249
 
 XLY: the eyes have it
 HeCat Cherries: I'm Watching You Pee!!
 Whatever: Gotta catch them all
 ThatGuy: Um... Not true
 a robot: ONE LOOK AT YOU AND I CAN'T DISGUISE, I'VE GOT
 chemical: More appealing than eyeless heads
Image 168706   03-20-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
242
 
 killme: Why does this part of the ocean floor smell like burnt motor oil?
 LKoroton: Dagobah's dark side
 Mr Bleak: WTF am I looking at?
Image 168705   03-20-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
469
 
 Wooden Spoon: Should have been "Houndini".
 Zampano: Fitting
 enfanta: Check all the padlocked crates.
 piranharama: No fence can contain him!
 El Barto: He's not lost, it's just some sort of trick with mirrors.
 Skinr: we tried putting him on a leash, but he escaped
Image 168704   03-20-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
404
 
 waffles: Got to catch her! I m heavier so I should fall faster...
 PenguinBartender: Foiled again!
 jazzjunkie: My name is Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat! When I jump rope my feet go boom chicky boom.
 Poncho: @ThatGuy @WaffleIron they don't panic until you panic, best thing is to pretend nothing happened
 HeCat Cherries: "Sorry Bobby. Sally is a little tripped up"
 Niels Bohr: I love that she's still kind of smiling, not yet aware of her dire situation.
 ThatGuy: @WaffleIron kids are resilient
 ThatGuy: Ouch
 WaffleIron: One time my brother hit the step up to the balcony running at warp nine. He tripped and his head bounced off the concrete so hard it sounded like the whole building shook. He stood up, shook it off and kept going. Best babysitting story of my life.
Image 168703   03-20-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
357
 
 enfanta: Doggie graduation pic?
 Mr. Shine: Is your Cermet evar going to graow?
 Annoying Vegan : Is this one of the five people you meet in heaven?
Image 168702   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
427
 
 earl: RAD
 Zampano: Vintage Apple watch. Fucking hipsters
 Niels Bohr: based solely on its usage my smartphone could more accurately be called my friendly spaceship machine.
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo had to look up "transflective" haha. That's a really cool feature. I'd like to see one that was halfway between a cheap phone and a smartphone. Like it did texting and calls and alarms and stuff, but I don't need the Internet or apps on that, you know? So it wouldn't need to be paired with a smartphone
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless I have the Pebble Time Round, which is super thin and light (for a smartwatch), and has an always-on transflective screen, so I'm not constantly having to tap it or flick my wrist to see what time it is. The downside is that s Pebble got bought out by FitBit and its future is somewhat uncertain (though an upside to that is that are some great deals now on them).
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo Hey how do you like that thing, by the way? I got used to wearing something on my wrist with the AG wristband, and I think those things look pretty cool
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo And my crappy Casio scientific calculator has more computational horsepower than the Apollo spacecraft!
 Bast Relief: I'm surprised it could run Google Earth.
 Scoo: I'm sure even my low-end smartwatch has more computational horsepower than an Apple II
Image 168701   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: @Wooden Spoon Yes
 Wooden Spoon: @Peter Pantsless: the danger of getting caught bootlegging or the danger of loosing your eyesight or the danger of getting lead poisoning from shine condensed in an old lead radiator?
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward I meant the liquor store, but pub would also work
 Punt Numbles: @Peter Pantsless is there such thing as a "booze-atorium" or is that just what you call the local pub?
 funny in the wall: who's for the "the casque of amontillado" simulator
 Peter Pantsless: @WaffleIron I saw branded moonshine the booze-atorium the other day, and I was like "Eh, what's the point without the danger?"
 WaffleIron: please be liquor please be liquor BOOYAH! THEY'RE RUNNING MOONSHINE!
Image 168700   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
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 enfanta: "Why can't I wear it to school? Mooooooommmmmmm!"
 wolfpk: Come on! This is just insulting
Image 168699   03-20-17   Uploaded by    deepfriedsoap
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