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268653  barfolomew: Tee hee

268665  barfolomew: I'm glad Bob Ross is getting the fame he always deserved. I'm just sad it's posthumous.

268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

268568  Felicity: Purrka

268587  Felicity: Copper

268588  Felicity: @charlemagne For a moment I thought you meant Higgins's dogs

268590  Felicity: @fanny @Teechur Let's see whether Sarah Palin calls out Donald Trump for using it

268571  tib gubb: it's not like we don't have plenty of hookers to enjoy

268593  Felicity: Aah! It's the Thing!

268576  tib gubb: there was an incident near university of washington, some years back, where drunk college kids were fighting crime in costume with a rapier

268597  Felicity: @sylveon As read by Sally Kellerman in "Back to School"

268634  Shay: Martin Short is short.

268579  tib gubb: 3/10 people throw away their ticket

268662  Shay: It's all Disney.

268641  trelyate: qot2?

268605  Felicity: I thought copper was brown. Or green

268609  Felicity: @VeeKay I just assumed the comment referred to tripping over the dog on the stairs

268653  trelyate: should have been erected in '69

268610  Felicity: That's why the internet is a good distraction, for example friendly spaceship, and why they claim exercise reduces depression. We'll see about that second one...I just went from a sedentary lifestyle to walking 60 minutes a day, and I don't know yet

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268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

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Score:
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 XLY: the eyes have it
 HeCat Cherries: I'm Watching You Pee!!
 Whatever: Gotta catch them all
 ThatGuy: Um... Not true
 a robot: ONE LOOK AT YOU AND I CAN'T DISGUISE, I'VE GOT
 chemical: More appealing than eyeless heads
Image 168706   03-20-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
242
 
 killme: Why does this part of the ocean floor smell like burnt motor oil?
 LKoroton: Dagobah's dark side
 Mr Bleak: WTF am I looking at?
Image 168705   03-20-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
469
 
 Wooden Spoon: Should have been "Houndini".
 Zampano: Fitting
 enfanta: Check all the padlocked crates.
 piranharama: No fence can contain him!
 El Barto: He's not lost, it's just some sort of trick with mirrors.
 Skinr: we tried putting him on a leash, but he escaped
Image 168704   03-20-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
404
 
 waffles: Got to catch her! I m heavier so I should fall faster...
 PenguinBartender: Foiled again!
 jazzjunkie: My name is Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat! When I jump rope my feet go boom chicky boom.
 Poncho: @ThatGuy @WaffleIron they don't panic until you panic, best thing is to pretend nothing happened
 HeCat Cherries: "Sorry Bobby. Sally is a little tripped up"
 Niels Bohr: I love that she's still kind of smiling, not yet aware of her dire situation.
 ThatGuy: @WaffleIron kids are resilient
 ThatGuy: Ouch
 WaffleIron: One time my brother hit the step up to the balcony running at warp nine. He tripped and his head bounced off the concrete so hard it sounded like the whole building shook. He stood up, shook it off and kept going. Best babysitting story of my life.
Image 168703   03-20-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
357
 
 enfanta: Doggie graduation pic?
 Mr. Shine: Is your Cermet evar going to graow?
 Annoying Vegan : Is this one of the five people you meet in heaven?
Image 168702   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
427
 
 earl: RAD
 Zampano: Vintage Apple watch. Fucking hipsters
 Niels Bohr: based solely on its usage my smartphone could more accurately be called my friendly spaceship machine.
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo had to look up "transflective" haha. That's a really cool feature. I'd like to see one that was halfway between a cheap phone and a smartphone. Like it did texting and calls and alarms and stuff, but I don't need the Internet or apps on that, you know? So it wouldn't need to be paired with a smartphone
 Scoo: @Peter Pantsless I have the Pebble Time Round, which is super thin and light (for a smartwatch), and has an always-on transflective screen, so I'm not constantly having to tap it or flick my wrist to see what time it is. The downside is that s Pebble got bought out by FitBit and its future is somewhat uncertain (though an upside to that is that are some great deals now on them).
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo Hey how do you like that thing, by the way? I got used to wearing something on my wrist with the AG wristband, and I think those things look pretty cool
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo And my crappy Casio scientific calculator has more computational horsepower than the Apollo spacecraft!
 Bast Relief: I'm surprised it could run Google Earth.
 Scoo: I'm sure even my low-end smartwatch has more computational horsepower than an Apple II
Image 168701   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: @Wooden Spoon Yes
 Wooden Spoon: @Peter Pantsless: the danger of getting caught bootlegging or the danger of loosing your eyesight or the danger of getting lead poisoning from shine condensed in an old lead radiator?
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward I meant the liquor store, but pub would also work
 Punt Numbles: @Peter Pantsless is there such thing as a "booze-atorium" or is that just what you call the local pub?
 funny in the wall: who's for the "the casque of amontillado" simulator
 Peter Pantsless: @WaffleIron I saw branded moonshine the booze-atorium the other day, and I was like "Eh, what's the point without the danger?"
 WaffleIron: please be liquor please be liquor BOOYAH! THEY'RE RUNNING MOONSHINE!
Image 168700   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
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 enfanta: "Why can't I wear it to school? Mooooooommmmmmm!"
 wolfpk: Come on! This is just insulting
Image 168699   03-20-17   Uploaded by    deepfriedsoap
Score:
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 El Barto: Heavy metal on the left, hevy metal on the right.
Image 168698   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
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 funny in the wall: Oh do tell. I googled it and saw that the inside is pretty cool. @sparename
 sparename: @funny in the wall Will report back next time I'm passing
 enfanta: Did they keep the barf bags?
 funny in the wall: wow, there is nothing not terrible about this idea. i hope the steaks step up to the challenge
 WaffleIron: You gotta eat these muthafuckin steaks on this muthafukin plane!
Image 168697   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sparename
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