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268830  Sage: He just looks so proud of himself.

268784  Dreforian: Every rose has its brown mustard

268785  Dreforian: "I believe you have my stapler"

268829  square44: toblekorne

268822  BavidDowie: checks out

268828  bug: I hope you choose to dance with a strap-on.

268819  Teechur: I have to shovel a spot for Bella the WonderDog. She's only a foot tall, so snow of any height is cold on her parts.

268832  Side Boob: Which one of those is in penguin?

268831  Side Boob: Hi Cooper!

268828  WannaBee: Looks like it's missing a pole.

268787  Side Boob: Nucular reactor?

268829  BavidDowie: Has pieces of real corn nuts in it

268830  ThoughtlessGentleman: your first mistake was going to church. the second was thinking you had anything worth stealing.

268837  sparename: Robopiles

268798  lecj07: That's Craig! Haven't you heard the song?

268807  Side Boob: @Knice Tight Nuts is mine :P

268803  lecj07: Model builders and set builders have far more self control than me. I would Godzilla that shit.

268807  lecj07: No way they didn't know what they were doing.

268824  Side Boob: It's not a religion so much as a cult. That I'm in. *send help*

268830  fanny: praise the lord!

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: @Wooden Spoon Yes
 Wooden Spoon: @Peter Pantsless: the danger of getting caught bootlegging or the danger of loosing your eyesight or the danger of getting lead poisoning from shine condensed in an old lead radiator?
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward I meant the liquor store, but pub would also work
 Punt Numbles: @Peter Pantsless is there such thing as a "booze-atorium" or is that just what you call the local pub?
 funny in the wall: who's for the "the casque of amontillado" simulator
 Peter Pantsless: @WaffleIron I saw branded moonshine the booze-atorium the other day, and I was like "Eh, what's the point without the danger?"
 WaffleIron: please be liquor please be liquor BOOYAH! THEY'RE RUNNING MOONSHINE!
Image 168700   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
283
 
 enfanta: "Why can't I wear it to school? Mooooooommmmmmm!"
 wolfpk: Come on! This is just insulting
Image 168699   03-20-17   Uploaded by    deepfriedsoap
Score:
101
 
 El Barto: Heavy metal on the left, hevy metal on the right.
Image 168698   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
395
 
 funny in the wall: Oh do tell. I googled it and saw that the inside is pretty cool. @sparename
 sparename: @funny in the wall Will report back next time I'm passing
 enfanta: Did they keep the barf bags?
 funny in the wall: wow, there is nothing not terrible about this idea. i hope the steaks step up to the challenge
 WaffleIron: You gotta eat these muthafuckin steaks on this muthafukin plane!
Image 168697   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
258
 
 fink: I wonder what it sounds like, if played as a soundwave
 Annoying Vegan : Go on. Leave a pencil. Just a short one, even.
Image 168696   03-20-17   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
141
 
 apoxia: That's a weird Christmas card.
 Jabberwikket: Stop trying to make mer-elves. Fucking hipsters!
 raditzu: @tokyopig they stay like this for a minute or so and it will be Deadpool.
 tokyopig: With elves like that, there's gonna be babies. Doesn't explain the pool though.
 Mr. Butt: this kills the babby
 Peter Pantsless: Smells like Christmas spirit
Image 168695   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
612
 
 ThatGuy: The elusive purple user emerges from its winter slumber
Image 168694   03-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Image 168693 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by filthylaw. We'll pray for you, filthylaw.
Score:
434
 
 apoxia: Cat smurf
 HeCat Cherries: Obligatory Red Skelton reference
 Amiga 1000: Goodnight, Mrs Calabash, wherever you are
 piranharama: Honk!
 KrazyKat: Pass the epi pen, would ya?
 carpwoman: @WaffleIron - A bee.
 Knice: *reschedules boop*
 sparename: W C Felines
 WaffleIron: Oh no! What have you gotten into!?
Image 168692   03-20-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
577
 
 Wooden Spoon: "Greetings fellow geodologist!" - Martin
 Lestrange: My stash box
 apoxia: Imagine how it felt cracking that open for the first time.
 Poncho: so that's what matthew brodericks been doing
 Dan Tagonistic: To the escape pod!
 El Barto: A coffin fit for an Artist formerly known as Prince.
 BILL DOOR: A GEODE, AN EGG OF STONE.
 livelovebarf: The Infinity Clam
 Peter Pantsless: @WaffleIron "Dingii" was actually the name of my cousin's high school cover band haha
 tokyopig: @Nothing That word is a slur upon my doofus heritage.
 WaffleIron: @Nothing : I think it should be obvious that the plural of "dingus" is "dingii", so of course we're mad.
 Nothing: I'm sorry, that was rude. Please don't be mad
 Nothing: It's clearly a mascot egg, you dinguses
 tokyopig: @sparename I azure you it's not.
 Peter Pantsless: Is this what Superman showed up on Earth in?
 sparename: Is it 'Agate' to another dimension?
Image 168691   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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