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268396  Sadbot: I vaguely recall an Oglaf about police who intervene when there's bad sex

268391  wolfpk: Pet is: A cat!

268400  Knice: Nature wants to speak to your manager.

268402  Knice: @lolnotrly Flerts ma turts.

268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

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 Prostata: I'm the Mayor
 tib gubb: ah, my hometown
 ThatGuy: Population: me (and my friend who's having a spit of personal trouble right now)
 doindabs: Just up the shore from Bay City
 Niels Bohr: Ahh it always feels good to be going home.
 fanny: and now after writing that I get a target ad for pee proof underwear?! where are my mature singles!! or sexy anime?!
 fanny: @Knice I should not be on here when i'm trying to get baby to sleep... i'm silently chuckling so hard i'm afraid i'll wake her :-D
 slurms: Increase velocity.
 tokyopig: Not quite as shapely or exiting as Herbumland.
 Scoo: Sigh....
 a robot: I prefer Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport
 Knice: Chief exports: Horns, buttons
 sparename: Check out Banksy's Dismaland...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Oh dude noooooooooo!
 Peter Pantsless: Worst theme park ever
Image 168681   03-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
501
 
 ThatGuy: @Nope ugh, howthat?
 piratepom: Novocelic looking fetching
 Nope: Drag queens are 99% percent better than most people
 KrazyKat: Drag queens have natural parenting instincts.
 a robot: WOW is this for real? If so this is AMAZING
Image 168680   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
400
 
 a sedated moose: Sunshine was a decent movie.
Image 168679   03-20-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
345
 
 raditzu: seems like a serious job
 Aemuli: Not sure if 9-5 office worker, or grad student.
Image 168678   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
472
 
 Mr Bleak: Bearack Obama?
 Mr Bleak: Barack Obearma?
 Flarmie: Missing Keanu Reeves.
 Peter Pantsless: Another Obama/Putin talk
Image 168677   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
310
 
 tokyopig: Nothing says "look at my watch" like turning your wrist to the camera and straightening your arm.
 Dresdenkeogh: Chihuahua Spider-Man. Next reboot
 Himesama: My dawgs.
Image 168676   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
725
 
 wolfpk: The circle of. ... hay listen to me!!!
 BILL DOOR: IT'S THE CIRCLE OF NICE.
 scribbs: rawr.
 duckfarts: I'M POOPIN!
 Peter Pantsless: "But moooooom!"
Image 168675   03-20-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
571
 
 potato: I remember this show: "Trash Pandas at the Movies" ... "Save us the sticky spots on the floor."
 enfanta: Racoon knows what to do with comment sections.
 scribbs: Dateless, Rocky watches a flick from the cheap seats.
 Jotun: The wise racoon keeps watch, Good and Plenty in hand.
Image 168674   03-20-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
391
 
 HeCat Cherries: Hey....Yes.
 ThatGuy: I never knew Marvel referenced Ryan Gosling before...
 guest: What type of ill type of tricks do the mask do?
 tokyopig: We already tried that Doom, the result was La La Land--a film which says nothing about anything to an audience that already loves itself. NECESSARY!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Doom! In my experience most things that have doom in their name are awesome.
 scribbs: Meh. It's overrated.
Image 168673   03-20-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
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 HeCat Cherries: Not quite a roof but it'll do.
 Zampano: My car stops but my pizza keeps on spinnin
 ThatGuy: Spinnin dat dough
 tokyopig: @duckfarts Delivery boys hate him.
 dobbiesdoogs: deep dish rims
 Scoo: They see me rollin', they eatin'
 Mad Collager: Some people bake their pizzas on firestones.
 duckfarts: check out this one weird trick mechanics love
 Knice: Peppirelli
Image 168672   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
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