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248664  Not A Bot: half the time i don't know what you kids are talking about

248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

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9. Christina
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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
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10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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Score:
391
 
 HeCat Cherries: Hey....Yes.
 ThatGuy: I never knew Marvel referenced Ryan Gosling before...
 guest: What type of ill type of tricks do the mask do?
 tokyopig: We already tried that Doom, the result was La La Land--a film which says nothing about anything to an audience that already loves itself. NECESSARY!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Doom! In my experience most things that have doom in their name are awesome.
 scribbs: Meh. It's overrated.
Image 168673   03-20-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
419
 
 HeCat Cherries: Not quite a roof but it'll do.
 Zampano: My car stops but my pizza keeps on spinnin
 ThatGuy: Spinnin dat dough
 tokyopig: @duckfarts Delivery boys hate him.
 dobbiesdoogs: deep dish rims
 Scoo: They see me rollin', they eatin'
 Mad Collager: Some people bake their pizzas on firestones.
 duckfarts: check out this one weird trick mechanics love
 Knice: Peppirelli
Image 168672   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
348
 
 LKoroton: Someone shaved his head and made vows of poverty
 Red: no dad. tennis was YOUR dream.
 Aemuli: This is where I would keep my trophies, IF I HAD ANY...wait, how did these get here?
 tib gubb: wow. real nice.
 duckfarts: tennis and tantrum trophies? must be McEnroe' place
 Peter Pantsless: Meh. They were just participation trophies, anyway
Image 168671   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
198
 
 raditzu: Just add water!
 Sadbot: AKA ice cubes
 Annoying Vegan : @Theta Zero But is it genetically modified?
 Theta Zero: They did it. They finally labeled water as vegetarian and gluten free.
Image 168670   03-20-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 168669 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by jadensmith. You have brought shame on us, jadensmith.
Score:
406
 
 LKoroton: Wonderfully obscene
 Wooden Spoon: @Scoo: "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."
 ping: @sparename That he's the one and only...
 male anon: Zsa-Zsa's Gabormobile, designed by Dean Jeffries?
 tokyopig: Looks like a car good for filling up with babes in bikinis, all with the face of Richard D. James, licking those windows.
 Scoo: I sleep in a racing car, do you?
 sparename: It's as plain as your nose
 Spazstatic: Is this from Wacky Racers?
 Otterman: Smells like roller rink smoke
 Dan Tagonistic: So jealous of that kid
 WaffleIron: @Peter Pantsless : Challenge accepted.
 Peter Pantsless: Good idea putting the engine between the cockpit and the cabin. That way the driver won't be distracted by sexytime noises
 Dr Awkward: As seen at the Women's March.
Image 168668   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Image 168667 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DogsRGreat. Boo, DogsRGreat.
Score:
578
 
 Lestrange: Fluoride the fly
 HeCat Cherries: Figured I'd drop in
 tokyopig: Now if I just stay perfectly still I won't cripple myself and drown.
 Scoo: Everyone has that one friend whose hair is /always/ wet
 BavidDowie: "Eye-dew!"
 Mad Collager: Worst grape costume ever! FAIL
Image 168666   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
219
 
 Felicity: Grace Jones Meets Plastic Man
 El Barto: I can't figure out if this is ironically cool yet.
 livelovebarf: Wendy O meets the Plasmatics in Whatever-Whatever Land
 BILL DOOR: FRANK MILLER'S VISION OF THE FUTURE COMES TO FRUITION MINUS THE GENOCIDE OF ALL ARABIC PEOPLE.
 tokyopig: Its from a future where all surfaces must be both flat and hard enough to prepare lines of cocaine atop them.
 KrazyKat: Take all of me, why don't you take all of me. Except the stupid plastic glasses I can't see outta. Leave those.
Image 168665   03-20-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
383
 
 ThatGuy: Meanwhile, in North Korean propaganda
 jochenau: Schoolbuses...of THE FUTUUUUUURE
 tokyopig: Where's all the friendly air pollution?
 sparename: Currently, spectators of rocket launches are at least a mile away in concrete bunkers.. This one must then be powered by cats with toast strapped to their backs - the liquefied butter containment and distribution systems are in the pods around the bottom of the spacecraft
Image 168664   03-20-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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