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221613  addend: For stereo sound, maybe you'd prefer a pair of the BlueTooth eyeTooth (TM).

221618  younglink: Dude, i feel ya. But the best response ive found is to own up to your mistake and genuinely apologize to her. Theres so many times where i let my pride get in the way and it only hurts her.

221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

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Score:
507
 
 scribbs: How, exactly, does future man know the counterfactual?
Image 168660   03-20-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
129
 
 SpaceCow: World of Pain was the beloved sequel to House of Pain.
 Poncho: white knuckle all the way baby
 El Barto: Awwwwww shit, gravity's broken!
 tib gubb: not with your face dumb dumb
 piranharama: Kneepads ineffective!
 DrinkMixMan: Nothing's happening.
Image 168659   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
466
 
 Whatever: Er- is that Dick tape he's got out front or is his fly down?
 AdaMan: @Starky15 My job is to hope that nobody shoots at us while you do your job
 enfanta: @Wooden Spoon (I was being silly.)
 Wooden Spoon: @enfanta: Cormac McCarthy's "The Road"? Because it wasn't about this. Transcendently spectacular, but also super depressing.
 Wooden Spoon: @Starky15: thank you for doing what you do.
 Starky15: @AdaMan yup! My world. Welcome to it. Lol
 yev: this leprechaun has lost his pot of gold. he's crying
 El Barto: "I'M WALKIN ON SUNSHINE WHOA WHOA WHOA!" "That's not sunshine Gustav. It's radiation. Now hurry up and get out of there."
 AdaMan: @Starky15 Well it would keep you alive in that sweet spot between no danger at all and the range where the overpressure explodes your hollow organs
 Starky15: @Sadbot .. I've been wearing the suit for years now. The suit really won't save you. But you'll be kept fairly intact for the funeral.
 enfanta: I know it's a good book but I just couldn't bring myself to read "The Road."
 scribbs: What kind of gold is at the end of THAT rainbow?!
 Sadbot: I wonder what it's like going to work in a suit that looks like a armor-plated spacesuit, but knowing that even if it does it's job, goodbye hands
Image 168658   03-20-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
367
 
 Red: @Thurb Grunombies i needed an amputation, but now i can be taller!
 duckfarts: oh wow, so that's what he meant by walking the plank
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Rather have a splintery peg leg than that nonsense. Hipster bullshit. Hipster would probably cut his own legs off for this if he werent such a damn pansy.
 Peter Pantsless: For the well-to-do pirate
 a sedated moose: Wood.
 Mr. Whiskers: These boots were made for knockin'
 VoR: Urgh viney
 Sadbot: Literal get-around-sticks
 Thurb Grunombies: The best of a bad situation
Image 168657   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
549
 
 Robespierre: It's now been formally anointed as a full member of the Star Alliance
 carpwoman: That is some timing.
 dobbiesdoogs: "....let's rent a car." "across the ocean?" "yes."
 duckfarts: cut that shit out, gandalf
 piranharama: Watch out for the langoliers!
 scribbs: That plane got goosed by Zeus!
 Thurb Grunombies: Billy Batson's later career in luggage handling
 Dr Awkward: "Now boarding: first class, families with children under five, and Zeus."
Image 168656   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
753
 
 yev: imagine the rain of gold, not a torrent, just a shower
 ThatGuy: Always...
 El Barto: That's the mantra Roger utters every time he takes a wizz. But old age has caught up with him and that luxury is gone.
 jochenau: @tokyopig Please translate with imprecision and artistry.
 Bu7Z: No 'spray n pray' allowed
 carpwoman: I usually do.
 tib gubb: this is advice to live your life by
 duckfarts: sorry, it's hard to splitfire cleanly
 scribbs: @a sedated moose If you're brave enough!
 tokyopig: What??? It says 'thank you for using the toilet cleanly' who the hell translated this?
 a sedated moose: @scribbs manly gusto?
 scribbs: ...and shit with gusto!
 SgtScaredFrog: I'm sorry, are you suggesting that sometimes I don't?!
 Beef Supreme: I prefer the blunderbuss approach.
 Mr. Whiskers: Pick one or the other
 fanny: Pinkies up!
 sparename: Pisstine Pissision, Pees
Image 168655   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
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 WaffleIron: @Wooden Spoon : Burning the place to the ground and blaming it on a guest sounds easier than cleaning the carpets.
 Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: you want insane? I worked in a motel where they put white carpet in rooms with real wood burning fireplaces. Lasted 2 weeks.
 WaffleIron: @scribbs : I cant imagine any sane dog owner having a white carpet.
 scribbs: Just waiting to roll on Owner's white carpet.
 sparename: Nyan Dog
 Dr Awkward: What did we ever do to deserve dogs?
Image 168654   03-20-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: Those are stuffed kittens and that cat is insulted.
 El Barto: Holy shit, 13 black cats?! I bet you just give them mirrors to break all day long, don't ya?
 carpwoman: Is this some sort of joke, Helen?
 BavidDowie: Four and twenty black kits baked in a pie
 guest: lol look at my man at 5 o'clock
 Mad Collager: Look out! That tomato is about to release its spawn!
 Mad Collager: Look out! That tomato is about to release its spawn!
 EH: Ctrl+c, Ctrl+v
 annterland: CAT catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcat
 ch: do you hear me mittens [FX: hundred-yard stare continues]
 Side Boob: Needs googly eyes
 ch: you made all of this nonsense mittens you're going to have to take care of them all forever
 Scoo: The pumpkin bed is purrfect :)
 piranharama: Hmm, soot spirits.
 Peter Pantsless: Jesus, it's like a bad luck nuke
Image 168653   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta Your idea sounds awesome. A library, of sorts. But just think about, all those assholes, and then...fuck it, I'm tired. Y'all know what I mean. Godspeed @enfanta; you're...cool. I like you
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless "You've never been to a stupid, worthless aggregator site?" It's entirely possible that I have but I didn't know that's the name for it. I imagine an aggregater site would be a kind of warehouse of images, each carefully tagged so I could switcherino to my heart's content. As I haven't done that yet, I guessed that I've never been to one.
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta I actually don't properly know what that is. I don't use social media, unless you count AG.
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless Does Pinterest count?
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta Wait, what? You've never been to a stupid, worthless aggregator site? You've never mistakenly clicked on a link you shouldn't have? You've never let curiosity get the best of you? I don't believe it
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless well, now I have to Google "image aggrogater site." I've just been going to all my favorite sites individually. Pfft!
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta I found it on an image aggregator site and just thought it was funny! I didn't do the research
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless wait, YOU posted this image! How did you find it if not on Amazon?
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless well, he IS a "cat lover." 0o
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta Whoa whoa whoa wait, is that real? If so, this is SUPER creepy! Is "Osenlund" the last name of...the DOG? Did he marry them? But wait..."and a dog, who shall remain nameless." But you just said his name was Chase...Okay, this is way more fucked up than I have the capacity to understand. Man, fuck my cat joke, right?
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless HA! I had it backwards! "About the Author Brandon Schultz is a lifelong cat lover who has lived with more cats than people and loves to cook. He is the author of The Taco Revolution, and his cat, Lucy, allows him to share her apartment in Brooklyn, New York, along with their dog, Chase. Lucy Schultz-Osenlund is a seasoned food taster and invaluable sous chef who prefers water glasses to bowls and loves the sound of can openers in use. She is particularly fond of ice cream and is notoriously vocal with her strong opinions. She is 5 1/2 years old and lives in Brooklyn, New York, with a human and a dog, who shall remain nameless."
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta Typically, at least in the US, the married name comes second. Lucy is married, but her spouse's name is "Osenlund" and her maiden name is "Schultz"
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless I think she just hyphenated her maiden and married name.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny The names lead me to believe that this was written by a brother-sister team, which somehow makes this even creepier
 BILL DOOR: I LIKE THIS BOOK.
 jochenau: Precisely zero of those meals look healthy for cats.
 enfanta: @fanny the cat is named Brandon.
 carpwoman: @Mad Collager - Bwaaahahaha! YOU win the internet today!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I see someone trying to slurp spaghetti noodles with their cat here.
 Mad Collager: @WTF Because someone will not shut it.
 ch: @WTF that is the pie window so everyone can tell what jagoff flavor the pie cook (or "piook") selectorated
 fanny: Lucy Schultz-Osenlund is a strange name for a cat.
 ch: mittens you're doing three-dimensional spacetime wrong MITTENS
 Zampano: @WTF that's a good question. Especially because your average run of the mill crazy cat lady, is a lady
 WTF: Why does that pie have a hole in it?
Image 168652   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
571
 
 BILL DOOR: FANTASY AND SCIENCE FICTION ARE THE SAME GENRE. WHETHER THE PLOT DEVICE IS ACTIVATED VIA MAGIC WORDS OR A BUTTON ON A CONSOLE, FALSEHOOD IS FALSEHOOD. HARD SCIENCE FICTION IS JUST FANTASY WITH THEORETICAL PHYSICS COPIED AND PASTED FROM WIKIPEDIA TAPED IN.
 Bu7Z: @CastleBravo it's becaus a lot of what gets called science fiction is really just fantasy in the future. Hence the distinction 'hard' science fiction...
 tokyopig: [nerd cough] ahem, low fantasy is not bullshit my friend.
 scribbs: @CastleBravo Our Borders got replaced by Books-a-Million and they stack all the horror with general fiction or literature, depending apparently on some slob's judgment. On the flip-side, a local bookstore has sections for the finest gradations of Asian religions, but put Thomas Aquinas in the same section as Jerry Falwell. I visit neither store but very rarely.
 Sadbot: I used to work for a catering joint, have had that haircut, and hold that opinion. Party Down hits close to home.
 Zampano: Me too
 CastleBravo: I will admit to being irritated that most bookstores placed Fantasy and Sci-Fi in the same section. Might help explain why I haven't bought a book in one in years.
Image 168651   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Jak
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