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210849  jazzjunkie: This kills the evil spirit.

210869  Uncle Larry: Dat brass

210850  jazzjunkie: I, for one, welcome our new serpentine overlords!

210852  jazzjunkie: This vase is problematic.

210848  Dr Awkward: I thought he was at the airport at first, but this is his everyday hell

210853  Dr Awkward: @addend And did he remove the top drawer?

210869  PissedOff: some bad guys are dead.

210857  zrj235: oops nope it wont

210859  zrj235: little known fact: melvin van peebles invented time travel

210860  zrj235: ok i refuse to believe that the person who created this did not also invent weird matching shoes.

210869  Gazden: Ah, the look of bliss on that man's face! If it was hot brass, otoh, it would be a different story.

210792  zrj235: from left to right: bunbarian, pseed psionic, normal cat, dogromancer

210865  addend: Was?

210792  zrj235: @LurkedMoar yeah but i'm kinda worried that the dogromancer seems to be asleep. needs a higher resist against hampsterwaves.

210860  tib gubb: it ain't easy to rock the barefoot look

210854  addend: vv f.i.l.t.e.r = switcherino.

210864  Chinese Buffet: Context?

210854  addend: LOL books #yolo (Takes selfie while vaping. Applies bunny switcherino.)

210807  Jabberwikket: (Somebody's gotta pay for those bombers)

210807  Jabberwikket: The new Trumpsurance brought to you by the makers of Trumpcare

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 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta Your idea sounds awesome. A library, of sorts. But just think about, all those assholes, and then...fuck it, I'm tired. Y'all know what I mean. Godspeed @enfanta; you're...cool. I like you
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless "You've never been to a stupid, worthless aggregator site?" It's entirely possible that I have but I didn't know that's the name for it. I imagine an aggregater site would be a kind of warehouse of images, each carefully tagged so I could switcherino to my heart's content. As I haven't done that yet, I guessed that I've never been to one.
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta I actually don't properly know what that is. I don't use social media, unless you count AG.
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless Does Pinterest count?
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta Wait, what? You've never been to a stupid, worthless aggregator site? You've never mistakenly clicked on a link you shouldn't have? You've never let curiosity get the best of you? I don't believe it
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless well, now I have to Google "image aggrogater site." I've just been going to all my favorite sites individually. Pfft!
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta I found it on an image aggregator site and just thought it was funny! I didn't do the research
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless wait, YOU posted this image! How did you find it if not on Amazon?
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless well, he IS a "cat lover." 0o
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta Whoa whoa whoa wait, is that real? If so, this is SUPER creepy! Is "Osenlund" the last name of...the DOG? Did he marry them? But wait..."and a dog, who shall remain nameless." But you just said his name was Chase...Okay, this is way more fucked up than I have the capacity to understand. Man, fuck my cat joke, right?
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless HA! I had it backwards! "About the Author Brandon Schultz is a lifelong cat lover who has lived with more cats than people and loves to cook. He is the author of The Taco Revolution, and his cat, Lucy, allows him to share her apartment in Brooklyn, New York, along with their dog, Chase. Lucy Schultz-Osenlund is a seasoned food taster and invaluable sous chef who prefers water glasses to bowls and loves the sound of can openers in use. She is particularly fond of ice cream and is notoriously vocal with her strong opinions. She is 5 1/2 years old and lives in Brooklyn, New York, with a human and a dog, who shall remain nameless."
 Peter Pantsless: @enfanta Typically, at least in the US, the married name comes second. Lucy is married, but her spouse's name is "Osenlund" and her maiden name is "Schultz"
 enfanta: @Peter Pantsless I think she just hyphenated her maiden and married name.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny The names lead me to believe that this was written by a brother-sister team, which somehow makes this even creepier
 BILL DOOR: I LIKE THIS BOOK.
 jochenau: Precisely zero of those meals look healthy for cats.
 enfanta: @fanny the cat is named Brandon.
 carpwoman: @Mad Collager - Bwaaahahaha! YOU win the internet today!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I see someone trying to slurp spaghetti noodles with their cat here.
 Mad Collager: @WTF Because someone will not shut it.
 ch: @WTF that is the pie window so everyone can tell what jagoff flavor the pie cook (or "piook") selectorated
 fanny: Lucy Schultz-Osenlund is a strange name for a cat.
 ch: mittens you're doing three-dimensional spacetime wrong MITTENS
 Zampano: @WTF that's a good question. Especially because your average run of the mill crazy cat lady, is a lady
 WTF: Why does that pie have a hole in it?
Image 168652   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
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 BILL DOOR: FANTASY AND SCIENCE FICTION ARE THE SAME GENRE. WHETHER THE PLOT DEVICE IS ACTIVATED VIA MAGIC WORDS OR A BUTTON ON A CONSOLE, FALSEHOOD IS FALSEHOOD. HARD SCIENCE FICTION IS JUST FANTASY WITH THEORETICAL PHYSICS COPIED AND PASTED FROM WIKIPEDIA TAPED IN.
 Bu7Z: @CastleBravo it's becaus a lot of what gets called science fiction is really just fantasy in the future. Hence the distinction 'hard' science fiction...
 tokyopig: [nerd cough] ahem, low fantasy is not bullshit my friend.
 scribbs: @CastleBravo Our Borders got replaced by Books-a-Million and they stack all the horror with general fiction or literature, depending apparently on some slob's judgment. On the flip-side, a local bookstore has sections for the finest gradations of Asian religions, but put Thomas Aquinas in the same section as Jerry Falwell. I visit neither store but very rarely.
 Sadbot: I used to work for a catering joint, have had that haircut, and hold that opinion. Party Down hits close to home.
 Zampano: Me too
 CastleBravo: I will admit to being irritated that most bookstores placed Fantasy and Sci-Fi in the same section. Might help explain why I haven't bought a book in one in years.
Image 168651   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: @Himesama *wet saddle contest
 Knice: @fanny Hahah, gross.
 ch: Moist Owlette. I'll come in again. "Moist ... OWLETTE!" No, thank you for coming though. Next please.
 fanny: Is your girlfriend making waffles?
 piranharama: Mmm, so fresh!
 Himesama: My girlfriend won 1st place at the wet tshirt contest.
 Scoo: Is your girlfriend in an Herbal Essences ad?
 Shay: Is your girlfriend all hot and bothered?
Image 168650   03-20-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
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 Thurb Grunombies: Google, why do all my chairs make my neck hurt?
 bug: *Googles: How to do a fireball*
 Mexico: Even Lord Enma has to modernize his business.
 Peter Pantsless: "Wow, it's like I'm actually IN the game!"
Image 168649   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
403
 
 WaffleIron: naaaaaa, nananananana katamari damacy!
 ch: That became geospatial quickly
 DrinkMixMan: On the shores of the cosmic ocean
 trelyate: I knew the earth was flat! It ends right there!
Image 168648   03-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
701
 
 Dick Inspector: @jochenau Totally!
 raditzu: "Friendly kitty looking for home. He's nice, loves to be pet, totally not aggresive."
 jochenau: @Dick Inspector Whence/hence/thence are awesome and I think we should bring them back, but whither/hither/thither would be even better.
 carpwoman: Nature's way of saying "Do not touch."
 WaffleIron: @Dick Inspector : I'd get angry too if my watermelon wasn't fair trade and free range. It's a very important question, this "from whence".
 Dick Inspector: @ch *Wo. 'woher' = 'whence, from where'
 ch: WOHER IST MEINE WASSERMELONE
 a sedated moose: I now know what hatred looks like.
 piranharama: Bzzzzzzt!
 Knice: DANGERFLOOF ENGAGED.
 scribbs: Just bumped into a former lover.
Image 168647   03-20-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
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 Hokie333: I Have No Mouth And I Want Ice Cream --Haagen Ellison
 Poncho: mfw i have no face
 Thurb Grunombies: "Wipe that look off your... well ok then"
 AstoriaBum: The devastating effects of acid rain...
 CastleBravo: @scribbs .....but was she Born This Way?
 scribbs: She's really good at poker.
Image 168646   03-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
184
 
 El Barto: He just LOVES crystal meth. And candy.
 jochenau: @Himesama And you're going to stay in the interdimensional void until it's finished!
 Himesama: Yes I know it's Monday. Yes I know you have until Friday to turn it in. No you can't wait till Thursday to do it.
 Knice: -PRRRT-
Image 168645   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
544
 
 raditzu: He's probably getting eaten by a crab or something anyway...
 a sedated moose: D'awwwww!
Image 168644   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
309
 
 SpaceCow: No walruses!
 raditzu: Is there a DEA agent hiding in there?
 El Barto: No sea lions!
 Zampano: The light that you shine can be seen. Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray ashes of my bonfire
 Dr Awkward: Grammy award winners deserve well-stocked wood sheds too.
 Scoo: Ok, Seal, I'll fire Wood - but I prefer to do that on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.
 Peter Pantsless: Didn't know he was into camping
 Dresdenkeogh: Fuck I forgot to bring my seal!
Image 168643   03-20-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
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