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187788  Robespierre: Talk about PRIDE!

187744  Shay: What could possibly go wrong?

187794  SomeCanadian: Tiny comment.

187795  SomeCanadian: This is why you should decalcify your showerhead every year.

187796  SomeCanadian: Night on Doot Mountain

187795  Robespierre: Bathtub Djinn

187782  ignatz: @WaffleIron That is effing awesome, not quite what I was hoping for, but it spins and generates locomotion, so must qualify..

187795  Micro Jackson: This is fine

187759  Micro Jackson: The Feeders of Vaal gettin younger all the time

187760  Micro Jackson: This is what happens when you spend $120 on a kitty bed

187768  Micro Jackson: Do you got any Jack Daniels?

187791  Amy Housewine: Yaaaa mon me affa da most unconvincing accent in film since Dick Van Dyke

187769  Micro Jackson: Peel me

187770  Micro Jackson: No, the floor is lava! LAVA!!!!

187793  Amy Housewine: I don't want to feel the tip when I hug someone.

187774  Micro Jackson: What? Where does it say "No parking"?

187775  Micro Jackson: You gotta work on your delivery

187773  ignatz: In UK they're known as 'Hooligan Tools'

187776  Micro Jackson: Uplifting

187779  Micro Jackson: Impressive. The only thing I can knit is my brow

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187596 JohnCarcinogen: @JohnCarcinogen Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

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187605 jazzjunkie: I imagine these as pincers, clacking open and closed like mantis mandibles

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 BILL DOOR: FANTASY AND SCIENCE FICTION ARE THE SAME GENRE. WHETHER THE PLOT DEVICE IS ACTIVATED VIA MAGIC WORDS OR A BUTTON ON A CONSOLE, FALSEHOOD IS FALSEHOOD. HARD SCIENCE FICTION IS JUST FANTASY WITH THEORETICAL PHYSICS COPIED AND PASTED FROM WIKIPEDIA TAPED IN.
 Bu7Z: @CastleBravo it's becaus a lot of what gets called science fiction is really just fantasy in the future. Hence the distinction 'hard' science fiction...
 tokyopig: [nerd cough] ahem, low fantasy is not bullshit my friend.
 scribbs: @CastleBravo Our Borders got replaced by Books-a-Million and they stack all the horror with general fiction or literature, depending apparently on some slob's judgment. On the flip-side, a local bookstore has sections for the finest gradations of Asian religions, but put Thomas Aquinas in the same section as Jerry Falwell. I visit neither store but very rarely.
 Sadbot: I used to work for a catering joint, have had that haircut, and hold that opinion. Party Down hits close to home.
 Zampano: Me too
 CastleBravo: I will admit to being irritated that most bookstores placed Fantasy and Sci-Fi in the same section. Might help explain why I haven't bought a book in one in years.
Image 168651   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
361
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Himesama *wet saddle contest
 Knice: @fanny Hahah, gross.
 ch: Moist Owlette. I'll come in again. "Moist ... OWLETTE!" No, thank you for coming though. Next please.
 fanny: Is your girlfriend making waffles?
 piranharama: Mmm, so fresh!
 Himesama: My girlfriend won 1st place at the wet tshirt contest.
 Scoo: Is your girlfriend in an Herbal Essences ad?
 Shay: Is your girlfriend all hot and bothered?
Image 168650   03-20-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
561
 
 Thurb Grunombies: Google, why do all my chairs make my neck hurt?
 bug: *Googles: How to do a fireball*
 Mexico: Even Lord Enma has to modernize his business.
 Peter Pantsless: "Wow, it's like I'm actually IN the game!"
Image 168649   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
403
 
 WaffleIron: naaaaaa, nananananana katamari damacy!
 ch: That became geospatial quickly
 DrinkMixMan: On the shores of the cosmic ocean
 trelyate: I knew the earth was flat! It ends right there!
Image 168648   03-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
701
 
 Dick Inspector: @jochenau Totally!
 raditzu: "Friendly kitty looking for home. He's nice, loves to be pet, totally not aggresive."
 jochenau: @Dick Inspector Whence/hence/thence are awesome and I think we should bring them back, but whither/hither/thither would be even better.
 carpwoman: Nature's way of saying "Do not touch."
 WaffleIron: @Dick Inspector : I'd get angry too if my watermelon wasn't fair trade and free range. It's a very important question, this "from whence".
 Dick Inspector: @ch *Wo. 'woher' = 'whence, from where'
 ch: WOHER IST MEINE WASSERMELONE
 a sedated moose: I now know what hatred looks like.
 piranharama: Bzzzzzzt!
 Knice: DANGERFLOOF ENGAGED.
 scribbs: Just bumped into a former lover.
Image 168647   03-20-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
502
 
 Hokie333: I Have No Mouth And I Want Ice Cream --Haagen Ellison
 Poncho: mfw i have no face
 Thurb Grunombies: "Wipe that look off your... well ok then"
 AstoriaBum: The devastating effects of acid rain...
 CastleBravo: @scribbs .....but was she Born This Way?
 scribbs: She's really good at poker.
Image 168646   03-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
184
 
 El Barto: He just LOVES crystal meth. And candy.
 jochenau: @Himesama And you're going to stay in the interdimensional void until it's finished!
 Himesama: Yes I know it's Monday. Yes I know you have until Friday to turn it in. No you can't wait till Thursday to do it.
 Knice: -PRRRT-
Image 168645   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
544
 
 raditzu: He's probably getting eaten by a crab or something anyway...
 a sedated moose: D'awwwww!
Image 168644   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
309
 
 SpaceCow: No walruses!
 raditzu: Is there a DEA agent hiding in there?
 El Barto: No sea lions!
 Zampano: The light that you shine can be seen. Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray ashes of my bonfire
 Dr Awkward: Grammy award winners deserve well-stocked wood sheds too.
 Scoo: Ok, Seal, I'll fire Wood - but I prefer to do that on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.
 Peter Pantsless: Didn't know he was into camping
 Dresdenkeogh: Fuck I forgot to bring my seal!
Image 168643   03-20-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
265
 
 BILL DOOR: @ThatGuy I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TELL YOU.
 tokyopig: Propaganda from when mom took over the world.
 FabricMan: Thanks for the tip!
 bug: *accidentally sexts mother* ...fuuuuuuuuuuu
 Himesama: @ThatGuy SAD button :( I should call my mom.
 Scoo: My mother never looks at her phone at home - she only grabs it when she's going out.
 ThatGuy: Whats the number for the afterlife?
Image 168642   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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