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272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

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Score:
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 WaffleIron: naaaaaa, nananananana katamari damacy!
 ch: That became geospatial quickly
 DrinkMixMan: On the shores of the cosmic ocean
 trelyate: I knew the earth was flat! It ends right there!
Image 168648   03-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
751
 
 Dick Inspector: @jochenau Totally!
 raditzu: "Friendly kitty looking for home. He's nice, loves to be pet, totally not aggresive."
 jochenau: @Dick Inspector Whence/hence/thence are awesome and I think we should bring them back, but whither/hither/thither would be even better.
 carpwoman: Nature's way of saying "Do not touch."
 WaffleIron: @Dick Inspector : I'd get angry too if my watermelon wasn't fair trade and free range. It's a very important question, this "from whence".
 Dick Inspector: @ch *Wo. 'woher' = 'whence, from where'
 ch: WOHER IST MEINE WASSERMELONE
 a sedated moose: I now know what hatred looks like.
 piranharama: Bzzzzzzt!
 Knice: DANGERFLOOF ENGAGED.
 scribbs: Just bumped into a former lover.
Image 168647   03-20-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
502
 
 Hokie333: I Have No Mouth And I Want Ice Cream --Haagen Ellison
 Poncho: mfw i have no face
 Thurb Grunombies: "Wipe that look off your... well ok then"
 AstoriaBum: The devastating effects of acid rain...
 CastleBravo: @scribbs .....but was she Born This Way?
 scribbs: She's really good at poker.
Image 168646   03-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
184
 
 jochenau: @Himesama And you're going to stay in the interdimensional void until it's finished!
 Himesama: Yes I know it's Monday. Yes I know you have until Friday to turn it in. No you can't wait till Thursday to do it.
 Knice: -PRRRT-
Image 168645   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
544
 
 raditzu: He's probably getting eaten by a crab or something anyway...
 a sedated moose: D'awwwww!
Image 168644   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
309
 
 SpaceCow: No walruses!
 raditzu: Is there a DEA agent hiding in there?
 Zampano: The light that you shine can be seen. Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray ashes of my bonfire
 cybeq: Grammy award winners deserve well-stocked wood sheds too.
 Scoo: Ok, Seal, I'll fire Wood - but I prefer to do that on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.
 Peter Pantsless: Didn't know he was into camping
 Dresdenkeogh: Fuck I forgot to bring my seal!
Image 168643   03-20-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
291
 
 BILL DOOR: @ThatGuy I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TELL YOU.
 tokyopig: Propaganda from when mom took over the world.
 FabricMan: Thanks for the tip!
 bug: *accidentally sexts mother* ...fuuuuuuuuuuu
 Himesama: @ThatGuy SAD button :( I should call my mom.
 Scoo: My mother never looks at her phone at home - she only grabs it when she's going out.
 ThatGuy: Whats the number for the afterlife?
Image 168642   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
494
 
 KrazyKat: Love the Lil dude with the salad spinner on his head.
 Jotun: Let me doot you the song of my people.
 tokyopig: shamisen = = Japanese banjo
 White Rice: Death in a top hat playing a tsugaru with a katana behind him. I'd put that on my wall & admire it.
 trelyate: Brook?
 Peter Pantsless: Jesus, how long IS this guitar solo?
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Dooterwall
 a sedated moose: Doot-metal.
Image 168641   03-20-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
417
 
 bug: Neil deGrasse Tyson's dog
 enfanta: "Laika?"
 trelyate: whoever said that dogs should not take acid was certainly not a dog on acid
 Scoo: Probably don't want to stick your snoot out the window on this ride...
 Dresdenkeogh: Wanna go for a trip in the car?
 Peter Pantsless: "What was in that treat, anyway?"
Image 168640   03-20-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
285
 
 Mr Bleak: Rad for paper tape!
 jochenau: Uh, you kind of lost control of the Braille there in the middle.
 tokyopig: Knowledge is just a hallucination caused from staring at books for too long.
 Morn Bumbies: Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 168639   03-20-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
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