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187788  Robespierre: Talk about PRIDE!

187744  Shay: What could possibly go wrong?

187794  SomeCanadian: Tiny comment.

187795  SomeCanadian: This is why you should decalcify your showerhead every year.

187796  SomeCanadian: Night on Doot Mountain

187795  Robespierre: Bathtub Djinn

187782  ignatz: @WaffleIron That is effing awesome, not quite what I was hoping for, but it spins and generates locomotion, so must qualify..

187795  Micro Jackson: This is fine

187759  Micro Jackson: The Feeders of Vaal gettin younger all the time

187760  Micro Jackson: This is what happens when you spend $120 on a kitty bed

187768  Micro Jackson: Do you got any Jack Daniels?

187791  Amy Housewine: Yaaaa mon me affa da most unconvincing accent in film since Dick Van Dyke

187769  Micro Jackson: Peel me

187770  Micro Jackson: No, the floor is lava! LAVA!!!!

187793  Amy Housewine: I don't want to feel the tip when I hug someone.

187774  Micro Jackson: What? Where does it say "No parking"?

187775  Micro Jackson: You gotta work on your delivery

187773  ignatz: In UK they're known as 'Hooligan Tools'

187776  Micro Jackson: Uplifting

187779  Micro Jackson: Impressive. The only thing I can knit is my brow

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187696 Air Biscuit: Wheres the usb port?

187596 JohnCarcinogen: @JohnCarcinogen Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

187706 mrwiffler: @SomeCanadian And following them...

187591 werterland: I have a cat.

187605 jazzjunkie: I imagine these as pincers, clacking open and closed like mantis mandibles

187662 Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187572 Horatio: I tought this said pant horse, and that's what I'm calling centaurs from now on.

187687 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward hahaha goddammit, people

187709 Air Biscuit: Same.

187642 Air Biscuit: Fun is hard to beat.



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Score:
438
 
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny At last, proof that "pantsless" is the default human state (also this comment sent me into a laughing fit :D)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :) I'll take note, especially since the 3-year-old announced the other day that she "hates pants" and has not been wearing them. AND (i shit you not this is the truth) last week she told me about a little (imaginary) man in red that she talks to named "Peter Pants." The spaceship is leaking into my real life again :-D
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Plastic interiors, my friend. Just take a hose to it. With three kids, I'd imagine you'd have come up with the same idea!
 Niels Bohr: I missed 1BOOBS but I'm broke so I'm sure I'll still be driving the same piece of shut when 2BOOBS rolls around.
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless what a mess to clean considering, well, you're not wearing any pants :)
 KrazyKat: 1, 2, 3, 4. What are we all waiting for? Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
 Mad Collager: @fanny Wait! Your car hit BOOBS, but you missed it? How is that possible? Were you in the car at the time? Was there an accident report filed? I'm sooooo confused! Oh, it, not them. Never mind.
 enfanta: @Dr. Bathroom is it a cow?
 Hosebag: When you're a child and upset, boobs make you happy again. Now, as an adult, nothing has really changed.
 Dr. Bathroom: 1...2...3...4... BOOBS!
 Teechur: BOOBS have all come and gone on my cars before I get them. I would be glad to see 1BOOBS on my current rustroller. Alas, it's about 5k miles in the future.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I hit "BOOOO" not to long ago. Scared the crap outta me
 Lestrange: I'm just glad he sticks to the speed limit for parking
 fanny: @Scoo Congratulations! I'm so happy for you and your 1BOOBS *sobs harder at the memory of missing BOOBS*
 Scoo: I'm very close to hitting 1BOOBS on my 2007 CR-V -- any day now, really...
 fanny: My car hit BOOBS a couple of months ago and I missed it and it actually made me a little sad :(
Image 168627   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
713
 
 jochenau: Stay determined doggo...
 WTF: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 Scoo: YES. YESYESYESYES imma cry now
 Dr Awkward: YES (Nothing happens). Do I have to be purple to continue?
Image 168626   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
209
 
 jochenau: I Dream of Farting Braziers
 Mad Collager: Well, first there was Mr. Bill. Then, I guess, Mr. Bob. And now, presumably, we have Ms. Boob.
 a sedated moose: NIPPLE DETECTED
 ThatGuy: Feels good wo-man.
 Hosebag: @Dr. Bathroom Watcha gonna do when you get out of jail?
 Dr Awkward: 1,2,3,4 BOOBS!
 Dr. Bathroom: I love Tom Tom Club!
 annterland: *ostentatious fainting*
 Mr. Butt: [monocle falls into champagne]
 Mexico: *clutches pearls*
 Knice: Damn it, Nancy!
Image 168625   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
605
 
 snekeyes: Me too @SomeCanadian
 El Barto: YES! This is a good thing! Higher vocublary unnecessary.
 SomeCanadian: In all reality, this cat was going to do it regardless of the snowman situation. @Mexico
 Mexico: I will murder you in your sleep.
Image 168624   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
277
 
 Wooden Spoon: "Go apple!" - Ralph wiggum
 Zukero: I read that as artistically flavored.
 Dr Awkward: @SomeCanadian More like I had my apple peeled.
 SomeCanadian: Dawww. Had your cherry popped @Dr Awkward
 Scoo: I hope it doesn't actually have a peel in it, gross!
 Dr Awkward: @SomeCanadian Oh wow, haha, this was my first experience with the switcheroo.
 SomeCanadian: Bananaphone @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: What does artificial apple peel taste like, anyway?
Image 168623   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
420
 
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot He's snoozing in my lap at the moment, with lots of ear rubs. :)
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan I don't care about the cakes, I just hope you've given your puppo adequate scritches :3
 Annoying Vegan : @SomeOtherCanadian @SomeCanadian You couldn't eat it anyway, cuz they were all displays/competition pieces. Though I must confess I went to the grocery not far from there to get vegan donuts after the show. And I annoyed everyone horribly by gawking slack-jawed and asking how they did everything.
 jochenau: @tokyopig @Knice I think this is mind-blowingly impressive as far as technical ability, but yeah, it breaks my heart a little to see people waste cake by making it practically inedible.
 tokyopig: why create when you can slavishly recreate in a silly medium?
 Himesama: @Knice People who order a cake want everything these days. That's why I'm lucky most of my clientele is Mexican they don't usually want anything too elaborate or sweet.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @SomeCanadian potentially to annoy people?
 SomeCanadian: Why would a vegan go to a cake show? You can't eat any of it. It just seems cruel. Like taking someone with no arms glove shopping. @Annoying Vegan
 SomeCanadian: Why would a vegan go to a cake show? You can't eat any of it. It just seems cruel. Like taking someone with no arms glove shopping. @Annoying Vegan
 Annoying Vegan : @when so Yes, it is! I went to the San Diego Cake Show this last weekend. It was mind blowing.
 Knice: My wife was watching a Food Network contest where people were making these elaborate dessert sculptures out of food-like stuff. As part of the contest they had to also make a 'tasting element,' which is other food that one would actually consume on purpose. I said to her "If the thing you're making out of food is too nasty to eat, doesn't that defeat the purpose of it being food?" She said "Shut up and let me enjoy things," so I did.
 when so: Is this a cake or something?
Image 168622   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
309
 
 jochenau: @Beef Supreme Don't forget the interminable interview sessions with multiple 'experts' 'debating' the 'issue' at hand. Then again, it's hard to, given that if anything vaguely important happens they iterate on it on every fifteen minutes for three days.
 Mad Collager: Well, it works for Trump, why couldn't it work for this guy, too?
 Beef Supreme: All the TV news is opinion-based, reactionary garbage. Nothing substantive, no real investigative reporting, no journalism. Just pretty actors and actresses reading teleprompter crap.
 a robot: I thought we called it Faux News now
 WTF: It's funny because those that watch Fox News will soon be without food if the proposed US budget passes.
 Scoo: Damn, now that is desperate!
 VoR: Clutching at straws. That's just the news.
Image 168621   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
581
 
 piranharama: @Hosebag It's where doggos come from.
 ThatGuy: Gracias seor Roberto
 Hosebag: I get VERY stressed when I see a dog growing out of a flower.
 a robot: Ok Bob, so you know. What are you going to do to help me, huh?
 annterland: Oh bob, sometimes I think you're the only one who understands.
 yev: that's bloody creepy.
Image 168620   03-20-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
342
 
 Wooden Spoon: "It's like a friggin country bear jambaroo around here."
 TurkeyVulture: Funny, I always thought this song was about bumblebees.
 Beef Supreme: @Hosebag Was just through Arkansas two days ago. Can confirm this is exactly how it looks, but with cell towers.
 Hosebag: Well, Arkansas hasn't changed a bit.
 celtic: If bears played ukuleles in Arkansas, they'd get a lot more tourists.
 a robot: "You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl!"
 ch: OUT I SAY OUT NO MORE COUNTRY BEAR JAMBOREE
 sparename: Bo Diddley Bear
 tritium: needs more Dick the Birthday Boy
 loosey: Chuck E Cheese lookin bear
Image 168619   03-20-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
144
 
 Teechur: Not a good place to park-our.
 WTF: Do a flip!
 DrinkMixMan: *Double-checks parking brake is set*
Image 168618   03-20-17   Uploaded by    kimjongun
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