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249470  Yurishiro: Someone hug that dog now

249470  Sandor: Nobody puts puppy in the corner

249448  Volwen: Girtle or Turaffe?

249472  Yurishiro: Big dinosaur detector*

249414  Teechur: I, too, would like a barrel of pig and goat, please.

249473  Ihminen: hmm might as well grab a couple of these and eat them while drinking the juice made from those round orange fruits

249419  Teechur: This looks like the graveyard of chargers my stoodints tried to use in my klasshole. Klasshole is my new word for classroom. The comments become infinitely more amusing.

249468  Ihminen: "this is fine"

249455  Ihminen: damnit i've been using mustard all this time and it has not been as effective as this! thanks ketchup!

249459  Ihminen: I bet he is knitting right as i'm typing this comment and whenever you are reading this said comment

249466  Ihminen: snoozefest 2018

249428  Teechur: Is that a table or chair behind the doggos? I'll bet that thing weighs as much as, like, a tree or somethin'

249377  tib gubb: if i says i fits, then i fits.

249451  Teechur: I just hope he didn't grab anything else before he stretched it that far.

249452  Teechur: @Yurishiro Everybody does

248861  Mr Bleak: @Ronick Hold the tip down for five seconds. If that doesn't work, turn it off and back on again.

249456  Teechur: You lost your ladder.

248871  Mr Bleak: Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh ...

249441  trelyate: "hey, FBI, there's this guy in the Oval Office you should look into..."

249467  Mr. Shine: *waves back*

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249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

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249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

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 Peter Pantsless: @fanny At last, proof that "pantsless" is the default human state (also this comment sent me into a laughing fit :D)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :) I'll take note, especially since the 3-year-old announced the other day that she "hates pants" and has not been wearing them. AND (i shit you not this is the truth) last week she told me about a little (imaginary) man in red that she talks to named "Peter Pants." The spaceship is leaking into my real life again :-D
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Plastic interiors, my friend. Just take a hose to it. With three kids, I'd imagine you'd have come up with the same idea!
 Niels Bohr: I missed 1BOOBS but I'm broke so I'm sure I'll still be driving the same piece of shut when 2BOOBS rolls around.
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless what a mess to clean considering, well, you're not wearing any pants :)
 KrazyKat: 1, 2, 3, 4. What are we all waiting for? Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
 Mad Collager: @fanny Wait! Your car hit BOOBS, but you missed it? How is that possible? Were you in the car at the time? Was there an accident report filed? I'm sooooo confused! Oh, it, not them. Never mind.
 enfanta: @Dr. Bathroom is it a cow?
 Hosebag: When you're a child and upset, boobs make you happy again. Now, as an adult, nothing has really changed.
 Dr. Bathroom: 1...2...3...4... BOOBS!
 Teechur: BOOBS have all come and gone on my cars before I get them. I would be glad to see 1BOOBS on my current rustroller. Alas, it's about 5k miles in the future.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I hit "BOOOO" not to long ago. Scared the crap outta me
 Lestrange: I'm just glad he sticks to the speed limit for parking
 fanny: @Scoo Congratulations! I'm so happy for you and your 1BOOBS *sobs harder at the memory of missing BOOBS*
 Scoo: I'm very close to hitting 1BOOBS on my 2007 CR-V -- any day now, really...
 fanny: My car hit BOOBS a couple of months ago and I missed it and it actually made me a little sad :(
Image 168627   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
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 jochenau: Stay determined doggo...
 WTF: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 Scoo: YES. YESYESYESYES imma cry now
 Dr Awkward: YES (Nothing happens). Do I have to be purple to continue?
Image 168626   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
239
 
 jochenau: I Dream of Farting Braziers
 Mad Collager: Well, first there was Mr. Bill. Then, I guess, Mr. Bob. And now, presumably, we have Ms. Boob.
 a sedated moose: NIPPLE DETECTED
 ThatGuy: Feels good wo-man.
 Hosebag: @Dr. Bathroom Watcha gonna do when you get out of jail?
 Dr Awkward: 1,2,3,4 BOOBS!
 Dr. Bathroom: I love Tom Tom Club!
 annterland: *ostentatious fainting*
 Mr. Butt: [monocle falls into champagne]
 Mexico: *clutches pearls*
 Knice: Damn it, Nancy!
Image 168625   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
635
 
 snekeyes: Me too @SomeCanadian
 El Barto: YES! This is a good thing! Higher vocublary unnecessary.
 SomeCanadian: In all reality, this cat was going to do it regardless of the snowman situation. @Mexico
 Mexico: I will murder you in your sleep.
Image 168624   03-20-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
332
 
 Felicity: Nice! I like b@n@n@ milkshakes
 Wooden Spoon: "Go apple!" - Ralph wiggum
 Zukero: I read that as artistically flavored.
 Dr Awkward: @SomeCanadian More like I had my apple peeled.
 SomeCanadian: Dawww. Had your cherry popped @Dr Awkward
 Scoo: I hope it doesn't actually have a peel in it, gross!
 Dr Awkward: @SomeCanadian Oh wow, haha, this was my first experience with the switcheroo.
 SomeCanadian: Bananaphone @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: What does artificial apple peel taste like, anyway?
Image 168623   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
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 Annoying Vegan : @a robot He's snoozing in my lap at the moment, with lots of ear rubs. :)
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan I don't care about the cakes, I just hope you've given your puppo adequate scritches :3
 Annoying Vegan : @SomeOtherCanadian @SomeCanadian You couldn't eat it anyway, cuz they were all displays/competition pieces. Though I must confess I went to the grocery not far from there to get vegan donuts after the show. And I annoyed everyone horribly by gawking slack-jawed and asking how they did everything.
 jochenau: @tokyopig @Knice I think this is mind-blowingly impressive as far as technical ability, but yeah, it breaks my heart a little to see people waste cake by making it practically inedible.
 tokyopig: why create when you can slavishly recreate in a silly medium?
 Himesama: @Knice People who order a cake want everything these days. That's why I'm lucky most of my clientele is Mexican they don't usually want anything too elaborate or sweet.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @SomeCanadian potentially to annoy people?
 SomeCanadian: Why would a vegan go to a cake show? You can't eat any of it. It just seems cruel. Like taking someone with no arms glove shopping. @Annoying Vegan
 SomeCanadian: Why would a vegan go to a cake show? You can't eat any of it. It just seems cruel. Like taking someone with no arms glove shopping. @Annoying Vegan
 Annoying Vegan : @when so Yes, it is! I went to the San Diego Cake Show this last weekend. It was mind blowing.
 Knice: My wife was watching a Food Network contest where people were making these elaborate dessert sculptures out of food-like stuff. As part of the contest they had to also make a 'tasting element,' which is other food that one would actually consume on purpose. I said to her "If the thing you're making out of food is too nasty to eat, doesn't that defeat the purpose of it being food?" She said "Shut up and let me enjoy things," so I did.
 when so: Is this a cake or something?
Image 168622   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
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 jochenau: @Beef Supreme Don't forget the interminable interview sessions with multiple 'experts' 'debating' the 'issue' at hand. Then again, it's hard to, given that if anything vaguely important happens they iterate on it on every fifteen minutes for three days.
 Mad Collager: Well, it works for Trump, why couldn't it work for this guy, too?
 Beef Supreme: All the TV news is opinion-based, reactionary garbage. Nothing substantive, no real investigative reporting, no journalism. Just pretty actors and actresses reading teleprompter crap.
 a robot: I thought we called it Faux News now
 WTF: It's funny because those that watch Fox News will soon be without food if the proposed US budget passes.
 Scoo: Damn, now that is desperate!
 VoR: Clutching at straws. That's just the news.
Image 168621   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
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 piranharama: @Hosebag It's where doggos come from.
 ThatGuy: Gracias seor Roberto
 Hosebag: I get VERY stressed when I see a dog growing out of a flower.
 a robot: Ok Bob, so you know. What are you going to do to help me, huh?
 annterland: Oh bob, sometimes I think you're the only one who understands.
 yev: that's bloody creepy.
Image 168620   03-20-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
342
 
 Wooden Spoon: "It's like a friggin country bear jambaroo around here."
 TurkeyVulture: Funny, I always thought this song was about bumblebees.
 Beef Supreme: @Hosebag Was just through Arkansas two days ago. Can confirm this is exactly how it looks, but with cell towers.
 Hosebag: Well, Arkansas hasn't changed a bit.
 celtic: If bears played ukuleles in Arkansas, they'd get a lot more tourists.
 a robot: "You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl!"
 ch: OUT I SAY OUT NO MORE COUNTRY BEAR JAMBOREE
 sparename: Bo Diddley Bear
 tritium: needs more Dick the Birthday Boy
 loosey: Chuck E Cheese lookin bear
Image 168619   03-20-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
174
 
 Teechur: Not a good place to park-our.
 WTF: Do a flip!
 DrinkMixMan: *Double-checks parking brake is set*
Image 168618   03-20-17   Uploaded by    kimjongun
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