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169041  Aufziehvogel: Oh is it march yet?

169056  Aufziehvogel: She's rubbing her ass on America :)

169036  Joseph: Those are rainbow windows, it's not a gray thing it's just for fun.

169050  Flarmie: When Steve In Accounting rejects your submission.

169062  Flarmie: @Scoo More people should mark this as a great comment, I think.

169100  Scoo: Congratulations?

169086  Flarmie: My face every time I turn on the news.

169100  Mexico: And yet you didn't whack off your photo. For shame.

169098  Minnesotan: impressive lifting that with one hand

169090  addend: Ol' Dirty Custard.

169095  Peter Pantsless: lol @ "silent"

169099  addend: (Stops asking whether you floss.)

169018  addend: A more effective warning sign than #169029.

169046  addend: Falls.

169047  addend: (Makes /this/ the exam. Grades it based on deviation from the mean response.)

169067  Poncho: @Theta Zero it's garbage can, not garbage cannot

169095  enfanta: 25% is a majority? Is this more of the DeVos math?

169097  enfanta: I wonder if he's going to pop the question?

169064  addend: Pastalami.

169073  addend: Hand-soap inspectors have boring jobs.

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3. Wooden Spoon
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168957 well duh: @Mr. Butt or, the new-age term "soft-tissue challenged"

168893 hearsegirl: @WaffleIron yes.

168975 Dan Tagonistic: @Himesama I need to check out the film

168989 Snake Jesus: Mythical fun fact: Thor's chariot is drawn by two goats, named Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjstr ("chompers-barer" and "chompers-grinder"). If it's good enough for the God of Thunder, it's good enough for me.

168910 Teechur: @UltraBeverly Please don't perpetuate that myth. Try not to let flags touch the ground out of respect. If it gets dirty, wash it. If it's torn, repair it. If it is too far gone or too faded, THEN retire it, preferably by burning. Our Boy Scout Troop retires flags every year on or around Flag Day.

168999 Cami: What are you guys gonna' do when it actually gets cold?

168988 Gomi Day: collecting grumpers with our pumper.

168905 tokyopig: @Snake Jesus A good friend once told me the thought of growing old as a woman terrified them. Not sure why I'm bringing that up but here it is.

168933 ch: jesus christ, again? i'll go to the store and get more bunnies

168914 Disclosure: come on @tokyopig



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Popsicle Dream uploaded 168903 (825 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 168758 (814 points)
SunWukong uploaded 168977 (814 points)
Red uploaded 168948 (808 points)
skunkrocker uploaded 168839 (787 points)
shelledfauna uploaded 168787 (763 points)
Thyming uploaded 168964 (736 points)
hat thrab uploaded 169010 (734 points)
Mexico uploaded 168985 (725 points)
KrazyKat uploaded 168591 (717 points)
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 8. Micro Jackson: 4462 points
 9. Mexico: 3078 points
10. Warrax: 2849 points
11. Peter Pantsless: 2825 points
12. Scoo: 2706 points
13. Thyming: 2455 points
14. Dan Tagonistic: 2450 points
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Score:
379
 
 El Barto: Poor Phteven.
 Peter Pantsless: Stephen: *crosses out "not"* Ooh, goody!
 Ihminen: yea fuck you stephen
 Otterman: Contributes. Dang it.
 Otterman: He never contriibutes
 fanny: You fucking know what you did, Stephen
 tokyopig: Steven needs to stop spelling his name like an asshole.
 annterland: Holy shit...I seriously have to do this at my house and my husband's name is Stephan.
 Mr. Shine: Sadly, the Steve in question spelled his with a V, not a PH, so he ended up eating most of these.
 tib gubb: sucks to be stephen
 Eleftheros: You didn't eat your sandwich, Stephen.
 zodiacflash: Stephen has been cut off.
 Dr Awkward: Stephen must be a real Dick.
Image 168572   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
473
 
 Shay: No purchase necessary? So this roll of Life Savers is for me?!
 Teechur: Can Stephen have this?
 tokyopig: This is the only candy I allow my daughter to eat. I bring my children up Sega. [the 'SEGA' scream is chanted by Vienna boy's choir shortly after]
 tritium: @thecraftywolf not unlikely. It happens.
 tib gubb: blue rad is what the ladies call me
 thecraftywolf: @tritium i feel like we've done this before
 tritium: @thecraftywolf beat me to it. Well done.
 tritium: No no no. Purple rad. Blue pretty good.
 thecraftywolf: its purple rad thank you very much
Image 168571   03-20-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
335
 
 tokyopig: I'm amazed those pants didn't disintegrate when you put them on. Actually no wait, I'm amazed anyone is thin enough to fit into pants from the 70's.
 BavidDowie: moonwalking doesn't count it it's on ice
 Robespierre: Umber, ochre, burnt and/or raw sienna ... doesn't really matter; the '70s were a super-hot time for browns.
 tritium: Billions and billions of... snow?
Image 168570   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
299
 
 DarkTeddy: Kind of interestingly sickening
 tokyopig: First time I've seen one of these that didn't make me immediately say "why is this on graph paper?" However-- almost immediately after my initial reaction I thought "why is this on graph paper?"
 petepuma: @chhumphrey "art"
 chhumphrey: Unique art.
Image 168569   03-20-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
160
 
 mark64: @SCheeseman I agree with this
 Hosebag: Hey, stop posting dirty pictures! There are children.
 SCheeseman: The non-integer scaling artifacts are getting to me.
 enfanta: Well, here comes a seizure.
 tokyopig: oho! They're not all the same size! You win a minimalist chocolate bicycle.
 Throwbot: ...so mesmerising...like I could stare at it for eternity...like it's telling me to do things...I must obey.
 FabricMan: I think I see a sailboat!
 Bill Rye: Oh good my shipment of various rectangles has come in.
Image 168568   03-20-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
401
 
 tokyopig: This infant is clearly a newborn and could not stand or even support its own head. However I respect it's life choices completely.
 BavidDowie: I keep holy water on hand for just such occasions
 Bill Rye: We still love her, even tho she's evil.
 chhumphrey: Great, another horror flick.
Image 168567   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
72
 
 Wooden Spoon: @tokyopig: that made me shoot milk out my nose.
 XLY: Even if they are supposed to be in college they both look way too old for these roles
 tokyopig: He seems like he deserves a career in Hollywood despite numerous outbursts that only a toolbox would make.
 Scoo: That's basically everything, really
 tib gubb: sure, why the fuck not
Image 168566   03-20-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
145
 
 enfanta: If Jerry Seinfeld and Chevy Chase had a child... that would be noteworthy because neither of them have a uterus. That I know of.
 petepuma: "art"
 Dr Awkward: I feel like if intelligent life was able to pick up our TV signals in outer space, this is what they would be their interpretation of human life.
 tokyopig: When they say you were just a glimmer in your father's eye, this is what they meant.
Image 168565   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
526
 
 werterland: Snyder's pretzels?! You know I only eat Rold Gold!
 Micro Jackson: Hmm. We're getting low on cats
 enfanta: @Bu7Z oh, I hope so!
 wolfpk: Busted!
 Bu7Z: For every kitten you see in your cupboard, there's a hundred you don't see.
Image 168564   03-20-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
501
 
 Wooden Spoon: Is this like the Squabbit from Brickleberry?
 annterland: Bokbok bok bok baaaawk
 jochenau: @Borkf CABBITGES ARE NICE.
 tib gubb: FOOLS YOU'VE ACTUALLY DONE IT
 MrMangaMouth: @Borkf Let's hope this one cannot turn into a spaceship.
 Borkf: Is this one of those cabbits that anime people insist are real?
 Bu7Z: What an odd cat...
Image 168563   03-20-17   Uploaded by    twitter
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