Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



221613  addend: For stereo sound, maybe you'd prefer a pair of the BlueTooth eyeTooth (TM).

221618  younglink: Dude, i feel ya. But the best response ive found is to own up to your mistake and genuinely apologize to her. Theres so many times where i let my pride get in the way and it only hurts her.

221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Robespierre
2. Felicity
3. Ulillillia
4. Nope
5. Yurishiro
6. furneim
7. Shay
8. a robot
9. carpwoman
10. ignatz



The top ten most commented-on images today:

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221475 tib gubb: coo lad

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

qazwsx uploaded 221152 (981 points)
highdra uploaded 221459 (910 points)
catsanddogs uploaded 221275 (872 points)
seahawks uploaded 221255 (778 points)
butt poop uploaded 221266 (777 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 221307 (768 points)
sassysass uploaded 221206 (762 points)
Liar tuck uploaded 221346 (756 points)
winwolf uploaded 221304 (749 points)
trees uploaded 221164 (728 points)
Dominus Umbrae uploaded 221103 (724 points)
jazzjunkie uploaded 221296 (700 points)
logan uploaded 221463 (690 points)
bigASShobo uploaded 221396 (676 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 221297 (669 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 5237 points
 2. apoxia: 2919 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 2161 points
 4. robford: 2148 points
 5. Robespierre: 1923 points
 6. Side Boob: 1582 points
 7. E. HONDA: 1567 points
 8. Bu7Z: 1507 points
 9. winwolf: 1456 points
10. jazzjunkie: 1407 points
11. filthylaw: 1362 points
12. seahawks: 1342 points
13. Gallifrasian: 1304 points
14. grid: 1253 points
15. ColdHotCool: 1241 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Frank-herbert.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 378
Registered users online in past hour: 622

Average image score (last 24 hours): 228

Total number of comments: 1195833
Total number of images: 221593



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 101119
XP needed for green ranking: 43224
XP needed for yellow ranking: 8376

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
398
 
 El Barto: Poor Phteven.
 Peter Pantsless: Stephen: *crosses out "not"* Ooh, goody!
 Ihminen: yea fuck you stephen
 Otterman: Contributes. Dang it.
 Otterman: He never contriibutes
 fanny: You fucking know what you did, Stephen
 tokyopig: Steven needs to stop spelling his name like an asshole.
 annterland: Holy shit...I seriously have to do this at my house and my husband's name is Stephan.
 Mr. Shine: Sadly, the Steve in question spelled his with a V, not a PH, so he ended up eating most of these.
 tib gubb: sucks to be stephen
 Eleftheros: You didn't eat your sandwich, Stephen.
 zodiacflash: Stephen has been cut off.
 Dr Awkward: Stephen must be a real Dick.
Image 168572   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
494
 
 Shay: No purchase necessary? So this roll of Life Savers is for me?!
 Teechur: Can Stephen have this?
 tokyopig: This is the only candy I allow my daughter to eat. I bring my children up Sega. [the 'SEGA' scream is chanted by Vienna boy's choir shortly after]
 tritium: @thecraftywolf not unlikely. It happens.
 tib gubb: blue rad is what the ladies call me
 thecraftywolf: @tritium i feel like we've done this before
 tritium: @thecraftywolf beat me to it. Well done.
 tritium: No no no. Purple rad. Blue pretty good.
 thecraftywolf: its purple rad thank you very much
Image 168571   03-20-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
335
 
 tokyopig: I'm amazed those pants didn't disintegrate when you put them on. Actually no wait, I'm amazed anyone is thin enough to fit into pants from the 70's.
 BavidDowie: moonwalking doesn't count it it's on ice
 Robespierre: Umber, ochre, burnt and/or raw sienna ... doesn't really matter; the '70s were a super-hot time for browns.
 tritium: Billions and billions of... snow?
Image 168570   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
336
 
 DarkTeddy: Kind of interestingly sickening
 tokyopig: First time I've seen one of these that didn't make me immediately say "why is this on graph paper?" However-- almost immediately after my initial reaction I thought "why is this on graph paper?"
 petepuma: @chhumphrey "art"
 chhumphrey: Unique art.
Image 168569   03-20-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
174
 
 mark64: @SCheeseman I agree with this
 Hosebag: Hey, stop posting dirty pictures! There are children.
 SCheeseman: The non-integer scaling artifacts are getting to me.
 enfanta: Well, here comes a seizure.
 tokyopig: oho! They're not all the same size! You win a minimalist chocolate bicycle.
 Throwbot: ...so mesmerising...like I could stare at it for eternity...like it's telling me to do things...I must obey.
 FabricMan: I think I see a sailboat!
 Bill Rye: Oh good my shipment of various rectangles has come in.
Image 168568   03-20-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
425
 
 tokyopig: This infant is clearly a newborn and could not stand or even support its own head. However I respect it's life choices completely.
 BavidDowie: I keep holy water on hand for just such occasions
 Bill Rye: We still love her, even tho she's evil.
 chhumphrey: Great, another horror flick.
Image 168567   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
72
 
 Wooden Spoon: @tokyopig: that made me shoot milk out my nose.
 XLY: Even if they are supposed to be in college they both look way too old for these roles
 tokyopig: He seems like he deserves a career in Hollywood despite numerous outbursts that only a toolbox would make.
 Scoo: That's basically everything, really
 tib gubb: sure, why the fuck not
Image 168566   03-20-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
145
 
 enfanta: If Jerry Seinfeld and Chevy Chase had a child... that would be noteworthy because neither of them have a uterus. That I know of.
 petepuma: "art"
 Dr Awkward: I feel like if intelligent life was able to pick up our TV signals in outer space, this is what they would be their interpretation of human life.
 tokyopig: When they say you were just a glimmer in your father's eye, this is what they meant.
Image 168565   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
562
 
 werterland: Snyder's pretzels?! You know I only eat Rold Gold!
 Micro Jackson: Hmm. We're getting low on cats
 enfanta: @Bu7Z oh, I hope so!
 wolfpk: Busted!
 Bu7Z: For every kitten you see in your cupboard, there's a hundred you don't see.
Image 168564   03-20-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
548
 
 Wooden Spoon: Is this like the Squabbit from Brickleberry?
 annterland: Bokbok bok bok baaaawk
 jochenau: @Borkf CABBITGES ARE NICE.
 tib gubb: FOOLS YOU'VE ACTUALLY DONE IT
 MrMangaMouth: @Borkf Let's hope this one cannot turn into a spaceship.
 Borkf: Is this one of those cabbits that anime people insist are real?
 Bu7Z: What an odd cat...
Image 168563   03-20-17   Uploaded by    twitter
Page 1 ... 5300 5301 5302 5303 5304 5305 5306 ... 22159 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.