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175882  Robespierre: Noble beast.

175932  Koopa: ...What about "that"?

175932  ignatz: ..YEAH!

175934  ignatz: ..is that Kenneth Clarke?

175144  Mr Bleak: Blue Waffle, anyone?

175892  Robespierre: @Dick Inspector Including your Uncle Mort.

175932  Scoo: [ ] Buddy

175149  Mr Bleak: Windows 8 == Fisher Price Mode.

175940  ignatz: There's your problem right there: your air filter is only 20 microns across..

175930  Scoo: Spacebar

175908  CrystallineEntity: @scribbs When a sandworm dies it creates what is called a pre-spice bloom which over time creates more spice which the sandworm then consume... Arrakis ecology is confusing.

175905  Robespierre: Exactly what game is it that I'm supposed to be changing?

175745  fisto: @VoR damn

175922  A duck: Oooh, ghost pipes! (IDK what this actually is)

175920  Robespierre: Where's that board today? I WANT it.

175921  Robespierre: First Place in the Groom-O-Rama down at Puppers-R-Us.

175923  A duck: Hillbilly white kid is like, "Yep."

175883  dangerkeith3000: I think I've seen this porn before.

175924  A duck: This will end in one less doggo nose :(

175929  Urn BooUrn: From the wikihow page on ghost bdsm.

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2. Scoo
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6. Teechur
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10. Mr. Butt



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175761 Ronick: Picture taken by super model wife

175729 bigASShobo: @WaffleIron friendlyspaceship.jpg!

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175745 fisto: @VoR damn

175824 apoxia: This is what happens if you select the suggested word for your message each time.

175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175781 El Barto: Seems safe.

175875 SgtScaredFrog: I'm badding this because it made the spaceship less friendly

175784 Ronick: How twelve step programs work



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 6. Supermansbrother: 2838 points
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 8. Annoying Vegan : 1937 points
 9. effzeeceekay: 1601 points
10. Mexico: 1398 points
11. sandwiches: 1372 points
12. nerdhulk: 1291 points
13. leia: 1255 points
14. Wumph Morms: 1246 points
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Score:
930
 
 neutron: Dress for the job you want.
 Throwbot: "Stanley went to the keypad and typed in, '2845'"
 tritium: Sure, why NOT advertise that you don't have enough to do?
 Whatever: Aspiring CEO waiting for his sugar daddy to promote him tomorrow...
 yev: 2000 worth of prank in this economy?
 tib gubb: please do not post pictures of my workspace
 Theta Zero: What a classy individual you are.
Image 168554   03-20-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
474
 
 afroking: Chemistry is all around us, unfortunately.
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
 SomeCanadian: This is by far the worst science joke I've ever seen.
 tokyopig: Water is the universal solvent.
Image 168553   03-20-17   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
408
 
 apoxia: seems legit
 Hosebag: Excuse me sir, may I have another?
 SomeCanadian: Crampons. *tehehehe*
 wolfpk: Hay mom, I just found dinner.
 AverageJoe: PS master skills
 tokyopig: Give him the oscar, he filmed in the snow, he ate a raw trout!
 yev: seconds later the ice turns red. look at those spikes
 San DoDo: Help, help, I'm dissolving.. But you're not insoluble Leo.
 a sedated moose: It's too early for this.
Image 168552   03-20-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
26
 
 Hokie333: "Don't worry, he'll reciprocate."
 Mad Collager: Before a day of hunting Moby Dick, Capt. Ahab has a light breakfast.
Image 168551   03-20-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
671
 
 mammal883: I peeled all of the stickers off and stuck them on the end of my bunkbed. If I would have kept them in mint condition, I could have uploaded the whole set for all of us to enjoy.
 dobbiesdoogs: sloth...peel...chunk
Image 168550   03-20-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
649
 
 Peter Pantsless: @El Barto Good for you, friend. Great username, by the way
 El Barto: @tokyopig That's awesome! (Not sarcasm.) @Peter Pantsless Nope. But I never would have imagined I could feel so young and be approaching my 30's.
 tokyopig: @El Barto Yeah, and it wasn't really false advertising. Osborne only had like one direct competitor. Virtually everything else at the time wasn't even designed to aid in lugging around. You see some old IBM towers and such that have these badass built in handles to ease the pain--but as cool as they look, those are the real 'luggables.' A huge tower with a handle or even wheels is still basically impossible to take on the road. You could feasibly go on a trip and bring one of these.
 Peter Pantsless: @El Barto I guess you weren't around when you needed a wheelbarrow to transport the average PC
 El Barto: @tokyopig that was marketed as portable?!
 Peter Pantsless: The first aggronaut
 a robot: I'm about 75% sure that's John Stossel
 tokyopig: @chhumphrey accounting for deflation its portable. Osborne was just ahead of his time.
 chhumphrey: @tokyopig you mean "lug-able".
 msmstud: I wish I was this cool.
 KrazyKat: A pc(?) and a turntable, side by side. Ladies and gentlemen, we have discovered the godfather of all hipsters. In plaid, to boot!
 Whatever: @tib gubb Probably the first half of the 1980's when it cost a mere $1,700. About $5,000 today - and it came with basic business software on single-sided 5" floppy disks & 64K with a glorious 5 inch screen.
 tokyopig: autorad for osborne portable computer.
 yev: heheh i'm interwebing with the ladies heheh
 tib gubb: what... year is this from?
 FatTigerWoods: Aw yeah, bout to chat with the only woman on the intranet
 sparename: "With this baby I can make naughty pictures out of ASCII characters...."
 AverageJoe: when you find that porn you've been looking for weeks
 Theta Zero: What a classy individual you--[GUNSHOT]
Image 168549   03-20-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
266
 
 Dr Awkward: @tritium you're looking for Booble
 Niels Bohr: Kartoo was fun for a while.
 tritium: That's like, one of those search engines for porn, right?
 tokyopig: They all use yahoo japan and mac products here so I'm not surprised they can't even spell google.
 tib gubb: I still use yaaaaaa
 dobbiesdoogs: of course i use gooooo, you expect me to use biiiii?
Image 168548   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
472
 
 Peter Pantsless: They should at least the military guys remove the giant laser.
 Bill Rye: "Hello, fellow teens!"
 msmstud: You know how kids lock onto a movie or show and watch it over and over beyond obsession? Short Circuit 2 was one of those movies for me. I don't know why my parents didn't just buy a copy instead of renting it over and over.
 wolfpk: Loas Locos kick your ass, Loas locos kick your face Loas Locod kick your balls into outer space!
 redmonkey3: This sex automoton needs some work
 Mad Collager: My favorite lines from the movie are: Number Five, after seeing Stephanie in the bath: "Stephanie, you change color. Attractive. Nice software!" Stephanie: "You sure don't talk like a machine!"
 Side Boob: We'll let Number Five live if he promises to erase all copies of that movie in existance
 a sedated moose: NUMBER FIVE IS ALIVE!
 tib gubb: NO DISASSEMBLE
Image 168547   03-20-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
249
 
 apoxia: Nice, I'll take a metric ton of them.
 a robot: So, where can I get one of these? I need a link or something!
 tokyopig: Where's the Patrick model where its just a rock that lifts up out of a cylindrical depression?
Image 168546   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
601
 
 Mad Collager: He searched everywhere for the 50' woman.
 Mad Collager: He searched everywhere for the 50' woman.
 Prostata: ... if you're brave enough"
 tib gubb: heh, he sure is.
 AverageJoe: this man is going to places
Image 168545   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
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