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210095  Emoji: Almost forgot that Brave New World, 1984, and Fahrenheit 451 were all written after the 90's

210095  craftjunk: blade runner

210085  tib gubb: i hate the giant gummy worm a lot

210087  tib gubb: choices were made

209926  apoxia: Nup. I've got 11gb that just keeps rolling over every month. I'll never use it all.

210095  Sprinkles: So, what exactly is wrong about starting to care more about climate change and such?

209931  apoxia: @NashtasticVoyage Unless you live in the majority of the world that uses 230V power.

210056  forkbear: This is a really heartbreaking look.

210083  tib gubb: nothing finishes off a glass of wine quite like a cat's arrogant asshole

209973  apoxia: I like to think about how the water molecules I drink have been through dinosaurs and how my body is made up of the products of cosmic explosions.

210034  addend: Also, doggo making doo.

209591  Mr Bleak: @a robot It means a "Crystal Healing" freak has discovered PhotoShop (if not an ability to use it properly).

210005  apoxia: @ThoughtlessGentleman Seems to be presenting as female gender.

209596  Mr Bleak: @Bitcoin Burglar Damn right! Why would anyone spend as little as possible to get something that is temporary only in the sense that one day you'll die and not have to look at it anymore?

210062  Skinr: Will you be my Keymaster?

210008  apoxia: Ah, private school boys.

210057  Chaplin: Damn. I thought the trick was that there wasn't actually anything wrong and that we just got fooled into rereading the perfectly fine card 2 or 3 times...

209600  Mr Bleak: @Chest Rockwell He hasn't been able to fit through the door for six years!

210015  apoxia: @Dr Awkward Whatevs. I'm all about the whole olives. Got to be kalamata and pitted ideally.

210075  Skinr: Squad goals.

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209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

210045 apoxia: Trent Reznor?

209902 dangerkeith3000: Anne's pretty hot. Good going, Wil.

209910 Jeffrat: Adorable trash-cat.

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

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Score:
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 neutron: Dress for the job you want.
 Throwbot: "Stanley went to the keypad and typed in, '2845'"
 tritium: Sure, why NOT advertise that you don't have enough to do?
 Whatever: Aspiring CEO waiting for his sugar daddy to promote him tomorrow...
 yev: 2000 worth of prank in this economy?
 tib gubb: please do not post pictures of my workspace
 Theta Zero: What a classy individual you are.
Image 168554   03-20-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
474
 
 afroking: Chemistry is all around us, unfortunately.
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
 SomeCanadian: This is by far the worst science joke I've ever seen.
 tokyopig: Water is the universal solvent.
Image 168553   03-20-17   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
408
 
 apoxia: seems legit
 Hosebag: Excuse me sir, may I have another?
 SomeCanadian: Crampons. *tehehehe*
 wolfpk: Hay mom, I just found dinner.
 AverageJoe: PS master skills
 tokyopig: Give him the oscar, he filmed in the snow, he ate a raw trout!
 yev: seconds later the ice turns red. look at those spikes
 San DoDo: Help, help, I'm dissolving.. But you're not insoluble Leo.
 a sedated moose: It's too early for this.
Image 168552   03-20-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
26
 
 Hokie333: "Don't worry, he'll reciprocate."
 Mad Collager: Before a day of hunting Moby Dick, Capt. Ahab has a light breakfast.
Image 168551   03-20-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
671
 
 mammal883: I peeled all of the stickers off and stuck them on the end of my bunkbed. If I would have kept them in mint condition, I could have uploaded the whole set for all of us to enjoy.
 dobbiesdoogs: sloth...peel...chunk
Image 168550   03-20-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
649
 
 Peter Pantsless: @El Barto Good for you, friend. Great username, by the way
 El Barto: @tokyopig That's awesome! (Not sarcasm.) @Peter Pantsless Nope. But I never would have imagined I could feel so young and be approaching my 30's.
 tokyopig: @El Barto Yeah, and it wasn't really false advertising. Osborne only had like one direct competitor. Virtually everything else at the time wasn't even designed to aid in lugging around. You see some old IBM towers and such that have these badass built in handles to ease the pain--but as cool as they look, those are the real 'luggables.' A huge tower with a handle or even wheels is still basically impossible to take on the road. You could feasibly go on a trip and bring one of these.
 Peter Pantsless: @El Barto I guess you weren't around when you needed a wheelbarrow to transport the average PC
 El Barto: @tokyopig that was marketed as portable?!
 Peter Pantsless: The first aggronaut
 a robot: I'm about 75% sure that's John Stossel
 tokyopig: @chhumphrey accounting for deflation its portable. Osborne was just ahead of his time.
 chhumphrey: @tokyopig you mean "lug-able".
 msmstud: I wish I was this cool.
 KrazyKat: A pc(?) and a turntable, side by side. Ladies and gentlemen, we have discovered the godfather of all hipsters. In plaid, to boot!
 Whatever: @tib gubb Probably the first half of the 1980's when it cost a mere $1,700. About $5,000 today - and it came with basic business software on single-sided 5" floppy disks & 64K with a glorious 5 inch screen.
 tokyopig: autorad for osborne portable computer.
 yev: heheh i'm interwebing with the ladies heheh
 tib gubb: what... year is this from?
 FatTigerWoods: Aw yeah, bout to chat with the only woman on the intranet
 sparename: "With this baby I can make naughty pictures out of ASCII characters...."
 AverageJoe: when you find that porn you've been looking for weeks
 Theta Zero: What a classy individual you--[GUNSHOT]
Image 168549   03-20-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
266
 
 Dr Awkward: @tritium you're looking for Booble
 Niels Bohr: Kartoo was fun for a while.
 tritium: That's like, one of those search engines for porn, right?
 tokyopig: They all use yahoo japan and mac products here so I'm not surprised they can't even spell google.
 tib gubb: I still use yaaaaaa
 dobbiesdoogs: of course i use gooooo, you expect me to use biiiii?
Image 168548   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
472
 
 Peter Pantsless: They should at least the military guys remove the giant laser.
 Bill Rye: "Hello, fellow teens!"
 msmstud: You know how kids lock onto a movie or show and watch it over and over beyond obsession? Short Circuit 2 was one of those movies for me. I don't know why my parents didn't just buy a copy instead of renting it over and over.
 wolfpk: Loas Locos kick your ass, Loas locos kick your face Loas Locod kick your balls into outer space!
 redmonkey3: This sex automoton needs some work
 Mad Collager: My favorite lines from the movie are: Number Five, after seeing Stephanie in the bath: "Stephanie, you change color. Attractive. Nice software!" Stephanie: "You sure don't talk like a machine!"
 Side Boob: We'll let Number Five live if he promises to erase all copies of that movie in existance
 a sedated moose: NUMBER FIVE IS ALIVE!
 tib gubb: NO DISASSEMBLE
Image 168547   03-20-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
249
 
 apoxia: Nice, I'll take a metric ton of them.
 a robot: So, where can I get one of these? I need a link or something!
 tokyopig: Where's the Patrick model where its just a rock that lifts up out of a cylindrical depression?
Image 168546   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
601
 
 Mad Collager: He searched everywhere for the 50' woman.
 Mad Collager: He searched everywhere for the 50' woman.
 Prostata: ... if you're brave enough"
 tib gubb: heh, he sure is.
 AverageJoe: this man is going to places
Image 168545   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
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