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188106  Higdec: Wow those people must be really short

188103  Scoo: He took his chick to the Botanic Gardens - classy

188106  Winterneuro: Can't get anywhere near this close anymore.

188105  ThoughtlessGentleman: My what big eyes you have.

188030  raditzu: rule 34

188003  Rat-Butt: I know I should body shame, but instead of burning wheat, try eating some of it first. Girl, you don't look healthy...

188107  Ulillillia: Fake. Cat would have knocked that drink on the floor.

188008  Rat-Butt: I like this bear. He mak s me feel all warm and cuddly

188107  WTF: "So tell me, what do you think of the critique of pure reason?"

188010  Rat-Butt: Stiff as a board, light as a feather...stiff as a board, light as a feather...damnit, Jean, stop moving around!

188095  Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward A long time ago I went to Nowhere, Nebraska, USA with my dad on what was supposed to be a hunting trip, but I was all "that's lame, I'm doing astronomy instead." Aaaand that's the main reason I hate where I live so much. I can't see shit. Unless it's really clear I can't even see all of Orion, and I can NEVER see all of Ursa Major. Shit, the goddamn water tower is brighter than Venus

188110  dobbiesdoogs: nice try

188092  Ulillillia: @jazzjunkie your grandfather was a bastard son born in the North? Rad.

188107  Warrax: Looks like somebody's getting some you-know-what tonight.

188068  raditzu: good they have windscreen...

188014  Rat-Butt: That cat is like "Bitch, you better be backing up with that camera" Dog is like,"Be cool, back up...and RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

188087  dobbiesdoogs: ring-tailed pupper

188097  Warrax: "Global warming my ass! The water's fine!"

188016  Rat-Butt: Damn nose bleeds...

188017  Rat-Butt: Those cows aren't trying cheer him up...one of them finished reading "How to Serve Dogs"!

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188089 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice It's just too slow for me. I like the art, I like the characters, the stories are good enough, the action sequences kick ass...but then the protagonist spends an entire episode face down on the ground and nothing of note happens. SKIP! It's like reading Moby Dick; you can skip most of it and still get the point.

188035 hajjpodge: 5/12

187969 wolfpk: Because waterfalls are for wooses!

187956 2Berries: I've almost earned my 5 gallon pin

187911 RiderFan: Heavy Rolla

187981 carpwoman: I don't think this is real.

187973 Wet farts: Doesn't it get old having to move that every time you need to open the tailgate?

187972 piranharama: @WTF I saw Demolition Man, it's just a trio of sea shells.

187979 Peter Pantsless: @werterland @piranharama Yeah they're pretty huge. Females can have a wingspan of about 2.5m. Also they're pretty and they ALWAYS wanna cracker

188067 Felicity: Like #188068, a 1980s future we no longer have access to



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Score:
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 neutron: Dress for the job you want.
 Throwbot: "Stanley went to the keypad and typed in, '2845'"
 tritium: Sure, why NOT advertise that you don't have enough to do?
 Whatever: Aspiring CEO waiting for his sugar daddy to promote him tomorrow...
 yev: 2000 worth of prank in this economy?
 tib gubb: please do not post pictures of my workspace
 Theta Zero: What a classy individual you are.
Image 168554   03-20-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
474
 
 afroking: Chemistry is all around us, unfortunately.
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
 SomeCanadian: This is by far the worst science joke I've ever seen.
 tokyopig: Water is the universal solvent.
Image 168553   03-20-17   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
408
 
 apoxia: seems legit
 Hosebag: Excuse me sir, may I have another?
 SomeCanadian: Crampons. *tehehehe*
 wolfpk: Hay mom, I just found dinner.
 AverageJoe: PS master skills
 tokyopig: Give him the oscar, he filmed in the snow, he ate a raw trout!
 yev: seconds later the ice turns red. look at those spikes
 San DoDo: Help, help, I'm dissolving.. But you're not insoluble Leo.
 a sedated moose: It's too early for this.
Image 168552   03-20-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
26
 
 Hokie333: "Don't worry, he'll reciprocate."
 Mad Collager: Before a day of hunting Moby Dick, Capt. Ahab has a light breakfast.
Image 168551   03-20-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
671
 
 mammal883: I peeled all of the stickers off and stuck them on the end of my bunkbed. If I would have kept them in mint condition, I could have uploaded the whole set for all of us to enjoy.
 dobbiesdoogs: sloth...peel...chunk
Image 168550   03-20-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
649
 
 Peter Pantsless: @El Barto Good for you, friend. Great username, by the way
 El Barto: @tokyopig That's awesome! (Not sarcasm.) @Peter Pantsless Nope. But I never would have imagined I could feel so young and be approaching my 30's.
 tokyopig: @El Barto Yeah, and it wasn't really false advertising. Osborne only had like one direct competitor. Virtually everything else at the time wasn't even designed to aid in lugging around. You see some old IBM towers and such that have these badass built in handles to ease the pain--but as cool as they look, those are the real 'luggables.' A huge tower with a handle or even wheels is still basically impossible to take on the road. You could feasibly go on a trip and bring one of these.
 Peter Pantsless: @El Barto I guess you weren't around when you needed a wheelbarrow to transport the average PC
 El Barto: @tokyopig that was marketed as portable?!
 Peter Pantsless: The first aggronaut
 a robot: I'm about 75% sure that's John Stossel
 tokyopig: @chhumphrey accounting for deflation its portable. Osborne was just ahead of his time.
 chhumphrey: @tokyopig you mean "lug-able".
 msmstud: I wish I was this cool.
 KrazyKat: A pc(?) and a turntable, side by side. Ladies and gentlemen, we have discovered the godfather of all hipsters. In plaid, to boot!
 Whatever: @tib gubb Probably the first half of the 1980's when it cost a mere $1,700. About $5,000 today - and it came with basic business software on single-sided 5" floppy disks & 64K with a glorious 5 inch screen.
 tokyopig: autorad for osborne portable computer.
 yev: heheh i'm interwebing with the ladies heheh
 tib gubb: what... year is this from?
 FatTigerWoods: Aw yeah, bout to chat with the only woman on the intranet
 sparename: "With this baby I can make naughty pictures out of ASCII characters...."
 AverageJoe: when you find that porn you've been looking for weeks
 Theta Zero: What a classy individual you--[GUNSHOT]
Image 168549   03-20-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
266
 
 Dr Awkward: @tritium you're looking for Booble
 Niels Bohr: Kartoo was fun for a while.
 tritium: That's like, one of those search engines for porn, right?
 tokyopig: They all use yahoo japan and mac products here so I'm not surprised they can't even spell google.
 tib gubb: I still use yaaaaaa
 dobbiesdoogs: of course i use gooooo, you expect me to use biiiii?
Image 168548   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
472
 
 Peter Pantsless: They should at least the military guys remove the giant laser.
 Bill Rye: "Hello, fellow teens!"
 msmstud: You know how kids lock onto a movie or show and watch it over and over beyond obsession? Short Circuit 2 was one of those movies for me. I don't know why my parents didn't just buy a copy instead of renting it over and over.
 wolfpk: Loas Locos kick your ass, Loas locos kick your face Loas Locod kick your balls into outer space!
 redmonkey3: This sex automoton needs some work
 Mad Collager: My favorite lines from the movie are: Number Five, after seeing Stephanie in the bath: "Stephanie, you change color. Attractive. Nice software!" Stephanie: "You sure don't talk like a machine!"
 Side Boob: We'll let Number Five live if he promises to erase all copies of that movie in existance
 a sedated moose: NUMBER FIVE IS ALIVE!
 tib gubb: NO DISASSEMBLE
Image 168547   03-20-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
249
 
 apoxia: Nice, I'll take a metric ton of them.
 a robot: So, where can I get one of these? I need a link or something!
 tokyopig: Where's the Patrick model where its just a rock that lifts up out of a cylindrical depression?
Image 168546   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
601
 
 Mad Collager: He searched everywhere for the 50' woman.
 Mad Collager: He searched everywhere for the 50' woman.
 Prostata: ... if you're brave enough"
 tib gubb: heh, he sure is.
 AverageJoe: this man is going to places
Image 168545   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
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