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198738  Scoo: I imagine it's frozen into the shape of dongs

198750  Shay: Looks like somebody's craving for a California cheeseburger!

198755  Ulillillia: Mmm...glass.

198741  Scoo: You don't buy it, you rent it

198639  hajjpodge: This obsession with compromise and middle ground is why liberals and their electoral prospects are in the dumpster.

198682  Felicity: @Robespierre I like to give it, I like to get some too *(anguished cat sounds)*

198733  Felicity: Makes the cat look like a My Little Pony

198637  Borkf: @White Rice "You have my axe!"

198639  Borkf: @Sadbot True, but I'm weary of people forgetting history. Trump's whole rise to power was unsettling from an outside perspective.

198735  Donut: HE'S DRUNK AGAIN!

198740  Donut: Next song in list: I Went All In, Have No Regrets, Can I please Stop Doing This Now?

198639  Borkf: @hajjpodge Just because you're not punching someone doesn't mean you have to hold hands and sing. Like most things in life, there is a middle ground, this one just happens to involve a lot more use of the phrase "fuck off" than usual. As for the "lol", I'll just leave this here goo.gl/…

197751  LKoroton: Game of Thrones leak

198747  Donut: Some smartass with post-it notes. That's what startled it.

198731  Not A Bot: I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.

198754  Felicity: M-M-M-MASK (MASK!)

198748  Donut: "I'd be fine with this if you didn't turn my other foot into a wastebasket."

198749  Donut: According to maritime law, they're allowed to kill him if he cannot properly play the Minute Waltz.

198750  Donut: "No no no no, you're supposed to COOK those first! Here, let me...OW! OW! THE LITTLE BASTARD STABBED MY CHEEK WITH A SPEAR! WHAT THE HELL? I don't have to take this shit kos I'm a dragon!"

198753  Donut: CAT DRUGS

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198699 tib gubb: not sorry

198637 Borkf: @White Rice "You have my axe!"

198667 Mr. Shine: @fanny @Sadbot @Knice My son and I sat out a picnic table with dice, a deck of cards, one of my swords, a revolver, a pocket watch, some crow feathers, a knife, and a singing bowl, just in case there were any mystical energies to absorb. Pittsburgh had good weather, and we had a pretty good view.

198547 VoR: @Felicity ...

198642 ignatz: @Christina Krekt.

198639 hajjpodge: This obsession with compromise and middle ground is why liberals and their electoral prospects are in the dumpster.

198649 ignatz: @White Rice No wukkas spacefriend :)

198558 Skaalar: *screams into own hands*

198673 Mr. Shine: Meri$$a was last seen in a selfie posted noon today. . . .

198579 Prostata: just put some lemon juice on that, you'll be ok



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 198696 (851 points)
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Not A Bot uploaded 198521 (831 points)
jonz uploaded 198497 (817 points)
Unstableton uploaded 198267 (806 points)
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Larp Belb uploaded 198254 (759 points)
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 5. dangerkeith3000: 3102 points
 6. El Barto: 2510 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 1991 points
 8. fatman: 1823 points
 9. grizzly: 1576 points
10. Warrax: 1569 points
11. titular role: 1418 points
12. winwolf: 1387 points
13. ani625: 1334 points
14. crunchymush: 1271 points
15. Backhand: 1255 points
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Score:
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 neutron: Dress for the job you want.
 Throwbot: "Stanley went to the keypad and typed in, '2845'"
 tritium: Sure, why NOT advertise that you don't have enough to do?
 Whatever: Aspiring CEO waiting for his sugar daddy to promote him tomorrow...
 yev: 2000 worth of prank in this economy?
 tib gubb: please do not post pictures of my workspace
 Theta Zero: What a classy individual you are.
Image 168554   03-20-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
474
 
 afroking: Chemistry is all around us, unfortunately.
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
 SomeCanadian: This is by far the worst science joke I've ever seen.
 tokyopig: Water is the universal solvent.
Image 168553   03-20-17   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
408
 
 apoxia: seems legit
 Hosebag: Excuse me sir, may I have another?
 SomeCanadian: Crampons. *tehehehe*
 wolfpk: Hay mom, I just found dinner.
 AverageJoe: PS master skills
 tokyopig: Give him the oscar, he filmed in the snow, he ate a raw trout!
 yev: seconds later the ice turns red. look at those spikes
 San DoDo: Help, help, I'm dissolving.. But you're not insoluble Leo.
 a sedated moose: It's too early for this.
Image 168552   03-20-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
26
 
 Hokie333: "Don't worry, he'll reciprocate."
 Mad Collager: Before a day of hunting Moby Dick, Capt. Ahab has a light breakfast.
Image 168551   03-20-17   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
671
 
 mammal883: I peeled all of the stickers off and stuck them on the end of my bunkbed. If I would have kept them in mint condition, I could have uploaded the whole set for all of us to enjoy.
 dobbiesdoogs: sloth...peel...chunk
Image 168550   03-20-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
649
 
 Peter Pantsless: @El Barto Good for you, friend. Great username, by the way
 El Barto: @tokyopig That's awesome! (Not sarcasm.) @Peter Pantsless Nope. But I never would have imagined I could feel so young and be approaching my 30's.
 tokyopig: @El Barto Yeah, and it wasn't really false advertising. Osborne only had like one direct competitor. Virtually everything else at the time wasn't even designed to aid in lugging around. You see some old IBM towers and such that have these badass built in handles to ease the pain--but as cool as they look, those are the real 'luggables.' A huge tower with a handle or even wheels is still basically impossible to take on the road. You could feasibly go on a trip and bring one of these.
 Peter Pantsless: @El Barto I guess you weren't around when you needed a wheelbarrow to transport the average PC
 El Barto: @tokyopig that was marketed as portable?!
 Peter Pantsless: The first aggronaut
 a robot: I'm about 75% sure that's John Stossel
 tokyopig: @chhumphrey accounting for deflation its portable. Osborne was just ahead of his time.
 chhumphrey: @tokyopig you mean "lug-able".
 msmstud: I wish I was this cool.
 KrazyKat: A pc(?) and a turntable, side by side. Ladies and gentlemen, we have discovered the godfather of all hipsters. In plaid, to boot!
 Whatever: @tib gubb Probably the first half of the 1980's when it cost a mere $1,700. About $5,000 today - and it came with basic business software on single-sided 5" floppy disks & 64K with a glorious 5 inch screen.
 tokyopig: autorad for osborne portable computer.
 yev: heheh i'm interwebing with the ladies heheh
 tib gubb: what... year is this from?
 FatTigerWoods: Aw yeah, bout to chat with the only woman on the intranet
 sparename: "With this baby I can make naughty pictures out of ASCII characters...."
 AverageJoe: when you find that porn you've been looking for weeks
 Theta Zero: What a classy individual you--[GUNSHOT]
Image 168549   03-20-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
266
 
 Dr Awkward: @tritium you're looking for Booble
 Niels Bohr: Kartoo was fun for a while.
 tritium: That's like, one of those search engines for porn, right?
 tokyopig: They all use yahoo japan and mac products here so I'm not surprised they can't even spell google.
 tib gubb: I still use yaaaaaa
 dobbiesdoogs: of course i use gooooo, you expect me to use biiiii?
Image 168548   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
472
 
 Peter Pantsless: They should at least the military guys remove the giant laser.
 Bill Rye: "Hello, fellow teens!"
 msmstud: You know how kids lock onto a movie or show and watch it over and over beyond obsession? Short Circuit 2 was one of those movies for me. I don't know why my parents didn't just buy a copy instead of renting it over and over.
 wolfpk: Loas Locos kick your ass, Loas locos kick your face Loas Locod kick your balls into outer space!
 redmonkey3: This sex automoton needs some work
 Mad Collager: My favorite lines from the movie are: Number Five, after seeing Stephanie in the bath: "Stephanie, you change color. Attractive. Nice software!" Stephanie: "You sure don't talk like a machine!"
 Side Boob: We'll let Number Five live if he promises to erase all copies of that movie in existance
 a sedated moose: NUMBER FIVE IS ALIVE!
 tib gubb: NO DISASSEMBLE
Image 168547   03-20-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
249
 
 apoxia: Nice, I'll take a metric ton of them.
 a robot: So, where can I get one of these? I need a link or something!
 tokyopig: Where's the Patrick model where its just a rock that lifts up out of a cylindrical depression?
Image 168546   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
601
 
 Mad Collager: He searched everywhere for the 50' woman.
 Mad Collager: He searched everywhere for the 50' woman.
 Prostata: ... if you're brave enough"
 tib gubb: heh, he sure is.
 AverageJoe: this man is going to places
Image 168545   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
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