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237891  charlemagne: excuse me, is this the queue for the doctor who audition?

237887  Not A Bot: Just like Jesus's face showing up on a pancake.

237888  Bluetocracy: There aren't enough letters in Scrabble to spell either of these names.

237893  charlemagne: duuuuuchaamp!

237889  Bluetocracy: WCGW

237890  Bluetocracy: It's a hard pup life for me

237903  Ulillillia: Oooh, Santa baby.

237790  Mr Bleak: False advertising: Piers Morgan has never had any morals. Allegedly.

237889  petepuma: someone's about to learn a hard lesson on torque and shearing strength

237893  Bluetocracy: Instructions unclear, am now stuck in wall next to what I think is Jimmy Hoffa.

237899  barfolomew: I applaud the effort, did it help?

237896  Bluetocracy: ...Impressive

237897  Bluetocracy: Bill and Ted meet Doc Brown, then this happens.

237897  Bluetocracy: I want this

237898  Bluetocracy: dapper doggo

237896  Derp Herpigan: @Annoying Vegan I thought I was ya boy!

237833  Donut: Celes Chere would remember in the next playthrough to make sure Cid DIDN'T EAT THE ROTTEN FISH.

237889  Christina: This will work, I guess.

237836  Donut: "Everybody in! They got FREE WI-FI!"

237896  Christina: "I've forgotten how to borkf!"

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1. glenalec
2. Robespierre
3. Ulillillia
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5. Teechur
6. itskando
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237693 jochenau: I went to a place that had a grilled portobello burger. Some veggie burgers are pretty good, but the portobello's simple, good, and not a mash of random vegetable protein trying to be something it's not.

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237734 E. HONDA: No thanks, I got all my TV watching out of the way in the 20th century

237738 BavidDowie: Are you mocking me? I feel like you may be mocking me.

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

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 5. barfolomew: 2690 points
 6. BaconCake: 2672 points
 7. Side Boob: 2566 points
 8. logono: 2549 points
 9. a robot: 2450 points
10. E. HONDA: 2237 points
11. burritos: 2112 points
12. Yurishiro: 2028 points
13. clayjar: 1932 points
14. bookcase: 1863 points
15. ignatz: 1824 points
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 Peter Pantsless: @El Barto Good for you, friend. Great username, by the way
 El Barto: @tokyopig That's awesome! (Not sarcasm.) @Peter Pantsless Nope. But I never would have imagined I could feel so young and be approaching my 30's.
 tokyopig: @El Barto Yeah, and it wasn't really false advertising. Osborne only had like one direct competitor. Virtually everything else at the time wasn't even designed to aid in lugging around. You see some old IBM towers and such that have these badass built in handles to ease the pain--but as cool as they look, those are the real 'luggables.' A huge tower with a handle or even wheels is still basically impossible to take on the road. You could feasibly go on a trip and bring one of these.
 Peter Pantsless: @El Barto I guess you weren't around when you needed a wheelbarrow to transport the average PC
 El Barto: @tokyopig that was marketed as portable?!
 Peter Pantsless: The first aggronaut
 a robot: I'm about 75% sure that's John Stossel
 tokyopig: @chhumphrey accounting for deflation its portable. Osborne was just ahead of his time.
 chhumphrey: @tokyopig you mean "lug-able".
 msmstud: I wish I was this cool.
 KrazyKat: A pc(?) and a turntable, side by side. Ladies and gentlemen, we have discovered the godfather of all hipsters. In plaid, to boot!
 Whatever: @tib gubb Probably the first half of the 1980's when it cost a mere $1,700. About $5,000 today - and it came with basic business software on single-sided 5" floppy disks & 64K with a glorious 5 inch screen.
 tokyopig: autorad for osborne portable computer.
 yev: heheh i'm interwebing with the ladies heheh
 tib gubb: what... year is this from?
 FatTigerWoods: Aw yeah, bout to chat with the only woman on the intranet
 sparename: "With this baby I can make naughty pictures out of ASCII characters...."
 AverageJoe: when you find that porn you've been looking for weeks
 Theta Zero: What a classy individual you--[GUNSHOT]
Image 168549   03-20-17   Uploaded by    kristy
 Dr Awkward: @tritium you're looking for Booble
 Niels Bohr: Kartoo was fun for a while.
 tritium: That's like, one of those search engines for porn, right?
 tokyopig: They all use yahoo japan and mac products here so I'm not surprised they can't even spell google.
 tib gubb: I still use yaaaaaa
 dobbiesdoogs: of course i use gooooo, you expect me to use biiiii?
Image 168548   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
 Peter Pantsless: They should at least the military guys remove the giant laser.
 Bill Rye: "Hello, fellow teens!"
 msmstud: You know how kids lock onto a movie or show and watch it over and over beyond obsession? Short Circuit 2 was one of those movies for me. I don't know why my parents didn't just buy a copy instead of renting it over and over.
 wolfpk: Loas Locos kick your ass, Loas locos kick your face Loas Locod kick your balls into outer space!
 redmonkey3: This sex automoton needs some work
 Mad Collager: My favorite lines from the movie are: Number Five, after seeing Stephanie in the bath: "Stephanie, you change color. Attractive. Nice software!" Stephanie: "You sure don't talk like a machine!"
 Side Boob: We'll let Number Five live if he promises to erase all copies of that movie in existance
 a sedated moose: NUMBER FIVE IS ALIVE!
Image 168547   03-20-17   Uploaded by    obama
 apoxia: Nice, I'll take a metric ton of them.
 a robot: So, where can I get one of these? I need a link or something!
 tokyopig: Where's the Patrick model where its just a rock that lifts up out of a cylindrical depression?
Image 168546   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
 Mad Collager: He searched everywhere for the 50' woman.
 Mad Collager: He searched everywhere for the 50' woman.
 Prostata: ... if you're brave enough"
 tib gubb: heh, he sure is.
 AverageJoe: this man is going to places
Image 168545   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
 El Barto: Don't bite the hand that feeds may be a psychotropic.
 trelyate: The colors, Duke, the colors!
 enfanta: Auto radfor Australian cattle dog.
 Lestrange: Pupper got good taste. Hope he gets a good taste of that hand.
Image 168544   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
 enfanta: Keep back go feet.
 Lestrange: Feet 50 back keep
 AverageJoe: keep back 50 feet
Image 168543   03-20-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
 hearsegirl: and then, all the dirt the washing machine ever washed came alive and exited the machine to wreak vengeance on those who would ban it from existence. oh wait, nope. it's a doggo.
 enfanta: "'Normal' is just a setting on the drier, sweetie." "Yeah, well, next time choose it, okay?"
 Prostata: "mom! the washing machine is a gateway to hell again!"
 Borkf: Turns out there's an interdimentional portal (borkfal?) in the dryer.
 tib gubb: all clean!
 dobbiesdoogs: i told you that you should have set it to delicate
Image 168542   03-20-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
 Hosebag: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!
 Amy Housewine: @brian greene Millais meze
 Side Boob: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
 Lestrange: country masters
 brian greene: klimt kebab
 Amy Housewine: Till that her garments, heavy with their vegetable kebab/Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay/To muddy death.
 dobbiesdoogs: "i'd love a shish kebab right now" "ophelia, man"
Image 168541   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
 SunWukong: @Niels Bohr Whippersnappers. Renegade on the ZX Spectrum and The Happy Mondays.
 Niels Bohr: @AverageJoe hello fellow old timer. I used to play quake while listening to Nirvana's first album, which was the style at the time.
 Whatever: Obviously caused by Space STDs...
 SunWukong: I got a crab hand, I got a normal ha... Oh.
 tokyopig: [chants] Tastes like crab, walks like people.
 tib gubb: look on the bright side: at least now you're delicious
 AverageJoe: I've seen worst things... ever heard of Quake?
 Fancy Clown: This man-crab needs some lessons on crab anatomy it seems. I'm pretty sure they don't have 2 sets of claws for one...
 dobbiesdoogs: you don't have to be so cra....upset about it
 AlexDeLarge: I'm a crab, he's a crab, she's a crab, cuz we're all crabs.
Image 168540   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
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