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221618  younglink: Dude, i feel ya. But the best response ive found is to own up to your mistake and genuinely apologize to her. Theres so many times where i let my pride get in the way and it only hurts her.

221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

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221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

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 Peter Pantsless: @El Barto Good for you, friend. Great username, by the way
 El Barto: @tokyopig That's awesome! (Not sarcasm.) @Peter Pantsless Nope. But I never would have imagined I could feel so young and be approaching my 30's.
 tokyopig: @El Barto Yeah, and it wasn't really false advertising. Osborne only had like one direct competitor. Virtually everything else at the time wasn't even designed to aid in lugging around. You see some old IBM towers and such that have these badass built in handles to ease the pain--but as cool as they look, those are the real 'luggables.' A huge tower with a handle or even wheels is still basically impossible to take on the road. You could feasibly go on a trip and bring one of these.
 Peter Pantsless: @El Barto I guess you weren't around when you needed a wheelbarrow to transport the average PC
 El Barto: @tokyopig that was marketed as portable?!
 Peter Pantsless: The first aggronaut
 a robot: I'm about 75% sure that's John Stossel
 tokyopig: @chhumphrey accounting for deflation its portable. Osborne was just ahead of his time.
 chhumphrey: @tokyopig you mean "lug-able".
 msmstud: I wish I was this cool.
 KrazyKat: A pc(?) and a turntable, side by side. Ladies and gentlemen, we have discovered the godfather of all hipsters. In plaid, to boot!
 Whatever: @tib gubb Probably the first half of the 1980's when it cost a mere $1,700. About $5,000 today - and it came with basic business software on single-sided 5" floppy disks & 64K with a glorious 5 inch screen.
 tokyopig: autorad for osborne portable computer.
 yev: heheh i'm interwebing with the ladies heheh
 tib gubb: what... year is this from?
 FatTigerWoods: Aw yeah, bout to chat with the only woman on the intranet
 sparename: "With this baby I can make naughty pictures out of ASCII characters...."
 AverageJoe: when you find that porn you've been looking for weeks
 Theta Zero: What a classy individual you--[GUNSHOT]
Image 168549   03-20-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
266
 
 Dr Awkward: @tritium you're looking for Booble
 Niels Bohr: Kartoo was fun for a while.
 tritium: That's like, one of those search engines for porn, right?
 tokyopig: They all use yahoo japan and mac products here so I'm not surprised they can't even spell google.
 tib gubb: I still use yaaaaaa
 dobbiesdoogs: of course i use gooooo, you expect me to use biiiii?
Image 168548   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
472
 
 Peter Pantsless: They should at least the military guys remove the giant laser.
 Bill Rye: "Hello, fellow teens!"
 msmstud: You know how kids lock onto a movie or show and watch it over and over beyond obsession? Short Circuit 2 was one of those movies for me. I don't know why my parents didn't just buy a copy instead of renting it over and over.
 wolfpk: Loas Locos kick your ass, Loas locos kick your face Loas Locod kick your balls into outer space!
 redmonkey3: This sex automoton needs some work
 Mad Collager: My favorite lines from the movie are: Number Five, after seeing Stephanie in the bath: "Stephanie, you change color. Attractive. Nice software!" Stephanie: "You sure don't talk like a machine!"
 Side Boob: We'll let Number Five live if he promises to erase all copies of that movie in existance
 a sedated moose: NUMBER FIVE IS ALIVE!
 tib gubb: NO DISASSEMBLE
Image 168547   03-20-17   Uploaded by    obama
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 apoxia: Nice, I'll take a metric ton of them.
 a robot: So, where can I get one of these? I need a link or something!
 tokyopig: Where's the Patrick model where its just a rock that lifts up out of a cylindrical depression?
Image 168546   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
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 Mad Collager: He searched everywhere for the 50' woman.
 Mad Collager: He searched everywhere for the 50' woman.
 Prostata: ... if you're brave enough"
 tib gubb: heh, he sure is.
 AverageJoe: this man is going to places
Image 168545   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
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 El Barto: Don't bite the hand that feeds you...it may be a psychotropic.
 trelyate: The colors, Duke, the colors!
 enfanta: Auto radfor Australian cattle dog.
 Lestrange: Pupper got good taste. Hope he gets a good taste of that hand.
Image 168544   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
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 enfanta: Keep back go feet.
 Lestrange: Feet 50 back keep
 AverageJoe: keep back 50 feet
Image 168543   03-20-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
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 hearsegirl: and then, all the dirt the washing machine ever washed came alive and exited the machine to wreak vengeance on those who would ban it from existence. oh wait, nope. it's a doggo.
 enfanta: "'Normal' is just a setting on the drier, sweetie." "Yeah, well, next time choose it, okay?"
 Prostata: "mom! the washing machine is a gateway to hell again!"
 Borkf: Turns out there's an interdimentional portal (borkfal?) in the dryer.
 tib gubb: all clean!
 dobbiesdoogs: i told you that you should have set it to delicate
Image 168542   03-20-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
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 Hosebag: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!
 Amy Housewine: @brian greene Millais meze
 Side Boob: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
 Lestrange: country masters
 brian greene: klimt kebab
 Amy Housewine: Till that her garments, heavy with their vegetable kebab/Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay/To muddy death.
 dobbiesdoogs: "i'd love a shish kebab right now" "ophelia, man"
Image 168541   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
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 trelyate: CRAB PEOPLE, CRAAAAB PEOPLE...
 SunWukong: @Niels Bohr Whippersnappers. Renegade on the ZX Spectrum and The Happy Mondays.
 Niels Bohr: @AverageJoe hello fellow old timer. I used to play quake while listening to Nirvana's first album, which was the style at the time.
 Whatever: Obviously caused by Space STDs...
 SunWukong: I got a crab hand, I got a normal ha... Oh.
 tokyopig: [chants] Tastes like crab, walks like people.
 tib gubb: look on the bright side: at least now you're delicious
 AverageJoe: I've seen worst things... ever heard of Quake?
 Fancy Clown: This man-crab needs some lessons on crab anatomy it seems. I'm pretty sure they don't have 2 sets of claws for one...
 dobbiesdoogs: you don't have to be so cra....upset about it
 AlexDeLarge: I'm a crab, he's a crab, she's a crab, cuz we're all crabs.
Image 168540   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
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