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199211  Aufziehvogel: Tryin to look futuristic, old usb stick?

199216  Aufziehvogel: Dare to take him away his precious VHS?

199155  sparename: Go for the Shakespearian (MoV) with Salad-Cream and Salami

199159  sparename: Each new one I create is worse than the last, Groundhog Day it ain't

199164  sparename: It's never sunny in Blackpool

199175  sparename: "I faarrrrrt in your general direction, M'sieur!"

199196  sparename: When I go back in time I'm going to make sure that phones and calculators get their numbers the same way up. And then I'll invent something shit but lucrative like Farcebook so that I can build a time-machine

199216  San DoDo: Sometimes you really have to force people to watch on VHS

199215  Dan Tagonistic: Radium

199208  Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.

199210  Teechur: Owl bet he really likes that!

198975  Mr Bleak: New taste sensation! Giraffe-on-a-stick available here!

199216  Teechur: Cool hand, Luke.

198978  Mr Bleak: Soylent Green reboot looking low budget.

199177  Mr. Shine: I can pee in it, for one thing.

199178  Mr. Shine: Go, Betty, Go!

199181  Mr. Shine: C is for Copyright Infringement

199187  Mr. Shine: He LOOKS like a pickle-tickler.

199188  Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit Hallelujah!

199198  Mr. Shine: Dingus, Divers, Ding-Dong

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199080 a robot: @Meow Yay!

199139 hajjpodge: come to the dumpster in the next 13 minutes if you want to read red.dit posting

199119 charlemagne: nintendon't

199155 sparename: Go for the Shakespearian (MoV) with Salad-Cream and Salami

199114 Zampano: @Teechur hey thanks. you're a smart cookie!

199040 Aufziehvogel: Hack. You've marked this as a great comment.

198999 Robespierre: @a robot Yup. Like my 16th. On a Lake Michigan beach.

199018 piranharama: Good ol Big Nick and his big nick

199056 piranharama: Trade for what???

199050 piranharama: Creamy centre!



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 Peter Pantsless: @El Barto Good for you, friend. Great username, by the way
 El Barto: @tokyopig That's awesome! (Not sarcasm.) @Peter Pantsless Nope. But I never would have imagined I could feel so young and be approaching my 30's.
 tokyopig: @El Barto Yeah, and it wasn't really false advertising. Osborne only had like one direct competitor. Virtually everything else at the time wasn't even designed to aid in lugging around. You see some old IBM towers and such that have these badass built in handles to ease the pain--but as cool as they look, those are the real 'luggables.' A huge tower with a handle or even wheels is still basically impossible to take on the road. You could feasibly go on a trip and bring one of these.
 Peter Pantsless: @El Barto I guess you weren't around when you needed a wheelbarrow to transport the average PC
 El Barto: @tokyopig that was marketed as portable?!
 Peter Pantsless: The first aggronaut
 a robot: I'm about 75% sure that's John Stossel
 tokyopig: @chhumphrey accounting for deflation its portable. Osborne was just ahead of his time.
 chhumphrey: @tokyopig you mean "lug-able".
 msmstud: I wish I was this cool.
 KrazyKat: A pc(?) and a turntable, side by side. Ladies and gentlemen, we have discovered the godfather of all hipsters. In plaid, to boot!
 Whatever: @tib gubb Probably the first half of the 1980's when it cost a mere $1,700. About $5,000 today - and it came with basic business software on single-sided 5" floppy disks & 64K with a glorious 5 inch screen.
 tokyopig: autorad for osborne portable computer.
 yev: heheh i'm interwebing with the ladies heheh
 tib gubb: what... year is this from?
 FatTigerWoods: Aw yeah, bout to chat with the only woman on the intranet
 sparename: "With this baby I can make naughty pictures out of ASCII characters...."
 AverageJoe: when you find that porn you've been looking for weeks
 Theta Zero: What a classy individual you--[GUNSHOT]
Image 168549   03-20-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
266
 
 Dr Awkward: @tritium you're looking for Booble
 Niels Bohr: Kartoo was fun for a while.
 tritium: That's like, one of those search engines for porn, right?
 tokyopig: They all use yahoo japan and mac products here so I'm not surprised they can't even spell google.
 tib gubb: I still use yaaaaaa
 dobbiesdoogs: of course i use gooooo, you expect me to use biiiii?
Image 168548   03-20-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
472
 
 Peter Pantsless: They should at least the military guys remove the giant laser.
 Bill Rye: "Hello, fellow teens!"
 msmstud: You know how kids lock onto a movie or show and watch it over and over beyond obsession? Short Circuit 2 was one of those movies for me. I don't know why my parents didn't just buy a copy instead of renting it over and over.
 wolfpk: Loas Locos kick your ass, Loas locos kick your face Loas Locod kick your balls into outer space!
 redmonkey3: This sex automoton needs some work
 Mad Collager: My favorite lines from the movie are: Number Five, after seeing Stephanie in the bath: "Stephanie, you change color. Attractive. Nice software!" Stephanie: "You sure don't talk like a machine!"
 Side Boob: We'll let Number Five live if he promises to erase all copies of that movie in existance
 a sedated moose: NUMBER FIVE IS ALIVE!
 tib gubb: NO DISASSEMBLE
Image 168547   03-20-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
249
 
 apoxia: Nice, I'll take a metric ton of them.
 a robot: So, where can I get one of these? I need a link or something!
 tokyopig: Where's the Patrick model where its just a rock that lifts up out of a cylindrical depression?
Image 168546   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
601
 
 Mad Collager: He searched everywhere for the 50' woman.
 Mad Collager: He searched everywhere for the 50' woman.
 Prostata: ... if you're brave enough"
 tib gubb: heh, he sure is.
 AverageJoe: this man is going to places
Image 168545   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
383
 
 El Barto: Don't bite the hand that feeds you...it may be a psychotropic.
 trelyate: The colors, Duke, the colors!
 enfanta: Auto radfor Australian cattle dog.
 Lestrange: Pupper got good taste. Hope he gets a good taste of that hand.
Image 168544   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
148
 
 enfanta: Keep back go feet.
 Lestrange: Feet 50 back keep
 AverageJoe: keep back 50 feet
Image 168543   03-20-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
891
 
 hearsegirl: and then, all the dirt the washing machine ever washed came alive and exited the machine to wreak vengeance on those who would ban it from existence. oh wait, nope. it's a doggo.
 enfanta: "'Normal' is just a setting on the drier, sweetie." "Yeah, well, next time choose it, okay?"
 Prostata: "mom! the washing machine is a gateway to hell again!"
 Borkf: Turns out there's an interdimentional portal (borkfal?) in the dryer.
 tib gubb: all clean!
 dobbiesdoogs: i told you that you should have set it to delicate
Image 168542   03-20-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
356
 
 Hosebag: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!
 Amy Housewine: @brian greene Millais meze
 Side Boob: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
 Lestrange: country masters
 brian greene: klimt kebab
 Amy Housewine: Till that her garments, heavy with their vegetable kebab/Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay/To muddy death.
 dobbiesdoogs: "i'd love a shish kebab right now" "ophelia, man"
Image 168541   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
651
 
 trelyate: CRAB PEOPLE, CRAAAAB PEOPLE...
 SunWukong: @Niels Bohr Whippersnappers. Renegade on the ZX Spectrum and The Happy Mondays.
 Niels Bohr: @AverageJoe hello fellow old timer. I used to play quake while listening to Nirvana's first album, which was the style at the time.
 Whatever: Obviously caused by Space STDs...
 SunWukong: I got a crab hand, I got a normal ha... Oh.
 tokyopig: [chants] Tastes like crab, walks like people.
 tib gubb: look on the bright side: at least now you're delicious
 AverageJoe: I've seen worst things... ever heard of Quake?
 Fancy Clown: This man-crab needs some lessons on crab anatomy it seems. I'm pretty sure they don't have 2 sets of claws for one...
 dobbiesdoogs: you don't have to be so cra....upset about it
 AlexDeLarge: I'm a crab, he's a crab, she's a crab, cuz we're all crabs.
Image 168540   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
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