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221613  addend: For stereo sound, maybe you'd prefer a pair of the BlueTooth eyeTooth (TM).

221618  younglink: Dude, i feel ya. But the best response ive found is to own up to your mistake and genuinely apologize to her. Theres so many times where i let my pride get in the way and it only hurts her.

221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

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221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221475 tib gubb: coo lad

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious

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221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism



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Score:
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 hearsegirl: and then, all the dirt the washing machine ever washed came alive and exited the machine to wreak vengeance on those who would ban it from existence. oh wait, nope. it's a doggo.
 enfanta: "'Normal' is just a setting on the drier, sweetie." "Yeah, well, next time choose it, okay?"
 Prostata: "mom! the washing machine is a gateway to hell again!"
 Borkf: Turns out there's an interdimentional portal (borkfal?) in the dryer.
 tib gubb: all clean!
 dobbiesdoogs: i told you that you should have set it to delicate
Image 168542   03-20-17   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
381
 
 Hosebag: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!
 Amy Housewine: @brian greene Millais meze
 Side Boob: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
 Lestrange: country masters
 brian greene: klimt kebab
 Amy Housewine: Till that her garments, heavy with their vegetable kebab/Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay/To muddy death.
 dobbiesdoogs: "i'd love a shish kebab right now" "ophelia, man"
Image 168541   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
651
 
 trelyate: CRAB PEOPLE, CRAAAAB PEOPLE...
 SunWukong: @Niels Bohr Whippersnappers. Renegade on the ZX Spectrum and The Happy Mondays.
 Niels Bohr: @AverageJoe hello fellow old timer. I used to play quake while listening to Nirvana's first album, which was the style at the time.
 Whatever: Obviously caused by Space STDs...
 SunWukong: I got a crab hand, I got a normal ha... Oh.
 tokyopig: [chants] Tastes like crab, walks like people.
 tib gubb: look on the bright side: at least now you're delicious
 AverageJoe: I've seen worst things... ever heard of Quake?
 Fancy Clown: This man-crab needs some lessons on crab anatomy it seems. I'm pretty sure they don't have 2 sets of claws for one...
 dobbiesdoogs: you don't have to be so cra....upset about it
 AlexDeLarge: I'm a crab, he's a crab, she's a crab, cuz we're all crabs.
Image 168540   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
363
 
 Whatever: Maybe what's inside is really a betamax?
 tokyopig: If you have to ask then yes it probably was shot in video.
 Amy Housewine: We're all missing the more important detail - that lizard monster has an opposable digit. We're all doomed.
 Hyphae: @Bu7Z Sold! Where can I get mine?!
 Bu7Z: It's a secret weed tin that looks like a vhs tape.
 dobbiesdoogs: you were correct, it is a video
Image 168539   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
417
 
 enfanta: Dammit, I hate the double posts.
 enfanta: Dog is a great deal less enthusiastic than the man... what does the dog know?
 Hyphae: @enfanta off screen, behind the cameraman- a dark omen portends
 enfanta: Dog is a great deal less enthusiastic than the man... what does the dog know?
Image 168538   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
227
 
 RiderFan: Her legs are nice though.
 Mad Collager: "The Ring" remake looking pretty lame.
 Teechur: You have a tiny bear face.
Image 168537   03-20-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
558
 
 Niels Bohr: Graphic design is my passion.
 AverageJoe: wow! much glich, so bad
 Amy Housewine: Restart in safe mode with fetwgrkifg.
 SCheeseman: The design of this is complex and interesting enough that it's quite obvious that the dog that made it is actually quite good with computer
 tib gubb: still a good dog. :crosses arms:
Image 168536   03-20-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
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 KrazyKat: That's one way to repurpose a cat tree.
 Poncho: but can you play laser disc
 Whatever: This stereo is optimized to play rock music...
 Borkf: DJ Kitty's scratching post
 sparename: @Bu7Z State of the Ark. "I can play ANYTHING, Man..., any format you have"
 Bu7Z: State of the art
Image 168535   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
352
 
 carpwoman: A sweater?
 Hosebag: I'm just crackers about cheese!
 Wet farts: Wallace's spaghetti.
 Science: There's Flintstones on the TV already / Wilma 'n' Betty / No virgin to channel surfin' / And I'm HD-ready / So I flip / Garbage is all I'm getting
 Flarmie: Heh, I get it. Clever.
Image 168534   03-20-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
276
 
 UseYourName: If you can't slam with the best, jam with the rest
 UseYourName: Oh shit, not a chaos dunk!
 tib gubb: is that jay z getting dunked on by prince?
 hajjpodge: Blouses win.
Image 168533   03-20-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
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