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221618  younglink: Dude, i feel ya. But the best response ive found is to own up to your mistake and genuinely apologize to her. Theres so many times where i let my pride get in the way and it only hurts her.

221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

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Score:
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 fanny: #190617 return
 ani625: @tokyopig You get em
 Zampano: @White Rice wow. That was extremely well written. Must have been what Looney Tunes scripts looked like
 grizzly: @werterland then he looks into thr camera exclaiming "Welp! It's a living!"
 werterland: @fanny @White Rice At some point he's got to be shot or blown up at point blank range, resulting only in his lips ending up on the back of his head, but he just pulls them back around to the front.
 White Rice: @fanny then, as he walks away from this whole mess, he gets about 5-10 steps out of frame before his forward momentum is halted. He looks down, while continuing his walking motion, only to find he's walked off of a conveniently placed pier, and is effectively walking in place 10 feet above the water. He jumps in surprise, attempts to run back onto something solid but his feet find no purchase. He falls into the water, and when he surfaces, removes a fish from his coat (the fish may or may not give his an excessively long kiss before slapping him with its tail & swimming away)
 tokyopig: worth it. legs before eggs.
 Warrax: Enough with these live action remakes of classic cartoons!
 fanny: @White Rice after that, just when he thinks it is over, an anvil lands on his head, and a circle of birds tweet around his head. One large lump grows where the anvil hits, but he shakes his head and it's gone.
 winwolf: Oh, no. Not again.
 Mr. Whiskers: @mwoody Congrats!
 mwoody: I need to check something: "banana"
 White Rice: @fanny the keys have to fall out in a random order, creating a little tune while doing so. If we're going "piano-drop" big then we're going all the way.
 fanny: The joke is complete when a baby grand piano falls on his head and he sits up and smiles but his teeth are replaced with piano keys
 Sandor: @ThoughtlessGentleman @White Rice Apparently I need to type faster :-)
 Sandor: I'm assuming he's going to step on that apple peel and get egg on his face for checking out that woman
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Oooohhhh comedy genius in the making eggs, apple peel, and the wandering eyes of the bearer of the eggs!!!
 White Rice: It's not like he was going to see the peel there anyway. His fate was sealed the moment he started carrying those eggs.
Image 168497   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
377
 
 tokyopig: I always think if I get into an accident while trying to do something simple like read a sign my mom would be even more ashamed of me for blasting heavy metal than she would be otherwise so I turn it down and concentrate. Well I used to, now I just yell at the wife 'Hey am I supposed to turn here?' and there's no heavy metal.
 Warrax: I do it.
 Sadbot: @Nope That moment that you realize that bland observational "humor" ignores the fun nuances of the human condition
 CastleBravo: That Moment, when you remove the extraneous black bars surrounding your photo so WE can see it better.
 Nope: Yes it's called sensory overload and is a valid strategy
Image 168496   03-19-17   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
418
 
 SpaceCow: "What do you call this, Terry?" "It's a deconstructed nest."
 sparename: "You've missed a bit"
 jazzjunkie: Bower birds are RAD
 piranharama: No girls allowed!
 Mominous: "Becky, lemme smash"
Image 168495   03-19-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
446
 
 Hokie333: Definitely a Bad Girl #156650
 KrazyKat: Rad for the turban.
 winwolf: I always like a woman wearing Chucks. @Prostata Agree.
 Prostata: She looks like she would be fun to drink with
 scribbs: The title of this blog entry cracked me up: "WOMEN: HOW TO BE YOURSELF IN MOROCCO AND WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT" From the Tipsy Gypsies.
Image 168494   03-19-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
507
 
 tib gubb: sober me understands why she got upset
 Mr. Butt: literally me
 Scoo: I gotta try this
 scribbs: "Let's chatterrrroooooooo."
Image 168493   03-19-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
507
 
 Jabberwikket: King of the Hill reboot looking good old boy
 a robot: "We have no idea what we're doing!"
 ch: "$50 for the yard, we'll throw in squirrel abatement for free"
 XLY: The suburbaniest animorphs ever
 enfanta: How much of those clippings are they gonna hork up later?
 dobbiesdoogs: you won't find a better crew to fertilize your lawn
 WaffleIron: Is that dog a habs fan?
 Prostata: cutest lawn crew ever
Image 168492   03-19-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
936
 
 raditzu: Cat's Fucks given = 0
 winwolf: Butterfly kisses.
 FabricMan: 3 seconds later: *GULP* 20 seconds after that: *YACK*
 Derp Herpigan: What are you?
Image 168491   03-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
258
 
 werterland: @jochenau I think the weird-ass old man-looking babies are way worse!
 BavidDowie: This kills the snek
 jochenau: I just read that it's mostly Donatello's fault that naked flying babies became popular in Renaissance art. -100 points, Donatello, naked flying babies are the worst.
 bug: Watch out for flying, defecating babies.
 whcvgre78: Is that a fresco? Nice. If not, still radded for good painting.
 savvoy: It's a hard life for a vegetarian snake
Image 168490   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
165
 
 raditzu: @Dan Tagonistic my eyes! my eyeeeeesssss....! Damn You, Dan, Damn You!!!!
 Jabberwikket: Anyone else get the feeling that she dressed up the doggo in the Santa outfit for the pic ?
 Niels Bohr: She looks like she'd be fun to drink with.
 jochenau: Well that's a picture I didn't need to see.
 Dan Tagonistic: Is Santa bringing the eggs?
 bug: @Theta Zero They named their flogger "Coal."
 Prostata: MOM?!
 piranharama: Ho-ho-hooohmygod!
 Theta Zero: When Santa writes himself on the naughty list
Image 168489   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Image 168488 is unbelievably bad (score -32) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by why the long face. Your image was bad, why the long face.
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