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187788  Robespierre: Talk about PRIDE!

187744  Shay: What could possibly go wrong?

187794  SomeCanadian: Tiny comment.

187795  SomeCanadian: This is why you should decalcify your showerhead every year.

187796  SomeCanadian: Night on Doot Mountain

187795  Robespierre: Bathtub Djinn

187782  ignatz: @WaffleIron That is effing awesome, not quite what I was hoping for, but it spins and generates locomotion, so must qualify..

187795  Micro Jackson: This is fine

187759  Micro Jackson: The Feeders of Vaal gettin younger all the time

187760  Micro Jackson: This is what happens when you spend $120 on a kitty bed

187768  Micro Jackson: Do you got any Jack Daniels?

187791  Amy Housewine: Yaaaa mon me affa da most unconvincing accent in film since Dick Van Dyke

187769  Micro Jackson: Peel me

187770  Micro Jackson: No, the floor is lava! LAVA!!!!

187793  Amy Housewine: I don't want to feel the tip when I hug someone.

187774  Micro Jackson: What? Where does it say "No parking"?

187775  Micro Jackson: You gotta work on your delivery

187773  ignatz: In UK they're known as 'Hooligan Tools'

187776  Micro Jackson: Uplifting

187779  Micro Jackson: Impressive. The only thing I can knit is my brow

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187696 Air Biscuit: Wheres the usb port?

187596 JohnCarcinogen: @JohnCarcinogen Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

187706 mrwiffler: @SomeCanadian And following them...

187591 werterland: I have a cat.

187605 jazzjunkie: I imagine these as pincers, clacking open and closed like mantis mandibles

187662 Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187572 Horatio: I tought this said pant horse, and that's what I'm calling centaurs from now on.

187687 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward hahaha goddammit, people

187709 Air Biscuit: Same.

187642 Air Biscuit: Fun is hard to beat.



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Score:
729
 
 ani625: @tokyopig You get em
 Zampano: @White Rice wow. That was extremely well written. Must have been what Looney Tunes scripts looked like
 grizzly: @werterland then he looks into thr camera exclaiming "Welp! It's a living!"
 werterland: @fanny @White Rice At some point he's got to be shot or blown up at point blank range, resulting only in his lips ending up on the back of his head, but he just pulls them back around to the front.
 White Rice: @fanny then, as he walks away from this whole mess, he gets about 5-10 steps out of frame before his forward momentum is halted. He looks down, while continuing his walking motion, only to find he's walked off of a conveniently placed pier, and is effectively walking in place 10 feet above the water. He jumps in surprise, attempts to run back onto something solid but his feet find no purchase. He falls into the water, and when he surfaces, removes a fish from his coat (the fish may or may not give his an excessively long kiss before slapping him with its tail & swimming away)
 tokyopig: worth it. legs before eggs.
 Warrax: Enough with these live action remakes of classic cartoons!
 fanny: @White Rice after that, just when he thinks it is over, an anvil lands on his head, and a circle of birds tweet around his head. One large lump grows where the anvil hits, but he shakes his head and it's gone.
 winwolf: Oh, no. Not again.
 Mr. Whiskers: @mwoody Congrats!
 mwoody: I need to check something: "banana"
 White Rice: @fanny the keys have to fall out in a random order, creating a little tune while doing so. If we're going "piano-drop" big then we're going all the way.
 fanny: The joke is complete when a baby grand piano falls on his head and he sits up and smiles but his teeth are replaced with piano keys
 Sandor: @ThoughtlessGentleman @White Rice Apparently I need to type faster :-)
 Sandor: I'm assuming he's going to step on that apple peel and get egg on his face for checking out that woman
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Oooohhhh comedy genius in the making eggs, apple peel, and the wandering eyes of the bearer of the eggs!!!
 White Rice: It's not like he was going to see the peel there anyway. His fate was sealed the moment he started carrying those eggs.
Image 168497   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
377
 
 tokyopig: I always think if I get into an accident while trying to do something simple like read a sign my mom would be even more ashamed of me for blasting heavy metal than she would be otherwise so I turn it down and concentrate. Well I used to, now I just yell at the wife 'Hey am I supposed to turn here?' and there's no heavy metal.
 Warrax: I do it.
 Sadbot: @Nope That moment that you realize that bland observational "humor" ignores the fun nuances of the human condition
 CastleBravo: That Moment, when you remove the extraneous black bars surrounding your photo so WE can see it better.
 Nope: Yes it's called sensory overload and is a valid strategy
Image 168496   03-19-17   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
397
 
 SpaceCow: "What do you call this, Terry?" "It's a deconstructed nest."
 sparename: "You've missed a bit"
 jazzjunkie: Bower birds are RAD
 piranharama: No girls allowed!
 Mominous: "Becky, lemme smash"
Image 168495   03-19-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
446
 
 Hokie333: Definitely a Bad Girl #156650
 KrazyKat: Rad for the turban.
 winwolf: I always like a woman wearing Chucks. @Prostata Agree.
 Prostata: She looks like she would be fun to drink with
 scribbs: The title of this blog entry cracked me up: "WOMEN: HOW TO BE YOURSELF IN MOROCCO AND WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT" From the Tipsy Gypsies.
Image 168494   03-19-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
485
 
 tib gubb: sober me understands why she got upset
 Mr. Butt: literally me
 Scoo: I gotta try this
 scribbs: "Let's chatterrrroooooooo."
Image 168493   03-19-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
482
 
 Jabberwikket: King of the Hill reboot looking good old boy
 a robot: "We have no idea what we're doing!"
 ch: "$50 for the yard, we'll throw in squirrel abatement for free"
 XLY: The suburbaniest animorphs ever
 enfanta: How much of those clippings are they gonna hork up later?
 dobbiesdoogs: you won't find a better crew to fertilize your lawn
 WaffleIron: Is that dog a habs fan?
 Prostata: cutest lawn crew ever
Image 168492   03-19-17   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
936
 
 raditzu: Cat's Fucks given = 0
 winwolf: Butterfly kisses.
 FabricMan: 3 seconds later: *GULP* 20 seconds after that: *YACK*
 Derp Herpigan: What are you?
Image 168491   03-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
258
 
 werterland: @jochenau I think the weird-ass old man-looking babies are way worse!
 BavidDowie: This kills the snek
 jochenau: I just read that it's mostly Donatello's fault that naked flying babies became popular in Renaissance art. -100 points, Donatello, naked flying babies are the worst.
 bug: Watch out for flying, defecating babies.
 whcvgre78: Is that a fresco? Nice. If not, still radded for good painting.
 savvoy: It's a hard life for a vegetarian snake
Image 168490   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
165
 
 raditzu: @Dan Tagonistic my eyes! my eyeeeeesssss....! Damn You, Dan, Damn You!!!!
 Jabberwikket: Anyone else get the feeling that she dressed up the doggo in the Santa outfit for the pic ?
 Niels Bohr: She looks like she'd be fun to drink with.
 jochenau: Well that's a picture I didn't need to see.
 Dan Tagonistic: Is Santa bringing the eggs?
 bug: @Theta Zero They named their flogger "Coal."
 Prostata: MOM?!
 piranharama: Ho-ho-hooohmygod!
 Theta Zero: When Santa writes himself on the naughty list
Image 168489   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Image 168488 is unbelievably bad (score -32) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by why the long face. You have brought shame on us, why the long face.
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