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221618  younglink: Dude, i feel ya. But the best response ive found is to own up to your mistake and genuinely apologize to her. Theres so many times where i let my pride get in the way and it only hurts her.

221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

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221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

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Score:
1100
 
 tib gubb: perfect camo
 Mr. Shine: Every time I see Corgis now I think of you, @Annoying Vegan
 piranharama: Stealth Mode engaged
 Lestrange: Corgi pup triggers auto rad
Image 168457   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
466
 
 XLY: Just fuck my whole life up fam
 KrazyKat: Kids love it?
 zupobaloop: @a robot When this gets posted a 4th place with the friendly spaceship banner at the bottom, then we'll have a real problem.
 a robot: The second picture seems highly unnecessary. Also the watermark. And the other watermark.
Image 168456   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
Score:
628
 
 AverageJoe: I desperately need that for reasons I can't explain
 Warrax: @SomeCanadian Not that I'm aware of, but it would explain my sickly pallor. And these spikes in my head. This would have been around '89-'90, so the Simpsons were brand new at the time.
 SomeCanadian: Do... do you live in an episode of the Simpsons? I swear that was an an episode. @Warrax
 Warrax: There was an unpopular teacher at my middle school that drove a Mercedes (her husband owned a construction company). She could not keep a hood ornament on that car for any amount of time. There were a dozen hooligans wearing Mercedes-Benz logos on chains around their necks by the end of the year, as was the fashion at the time. She just kept having it replaced.
 Lestrange: Old man yells at cloud
Image 168455   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
645
 
 enfanta: "Honey? He wants to be fed! Can you come get him please?"
 XLY: @Snake Jesus so does normal jesus
 Snake Jesus: I hate cats.
 Side Boob: This is how I usually wake up: Screaming with a cat on my chest
 piranharama: Nobody escapes the Master Lock!
 Knice: "Oh, yeah; that looks bad. You're gonna have to have that pulled."
Image 168454   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
336
 
 WaffleIron: Arizona is a nice state, this looks a lot like Jimmys backyard.
 Aemuli: Did someone spill wine on my carpet? You know what, everyone back into the pool.
 Scoo: Lightning! Everybody out of the pool!
 Robespierre: Rain-wrapped is awesome.
Image 168453   03-19-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
252
 
 Cheesecake: Brutalism was the best.
 zodiacflash: Mouths of Sauron
 apoxia: It looks like grinning mandibles.
 SomeCanadian: You know what aged well? Brutalist architecture. Yeah that looks great these days.
 Robespierre: Who moved half of Marina City to the coutryside?
 Nope: Tower records fell on some hard times
Image 168452   03-19-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
808
 
 AverageJoe: and?
 Teechur: @hearsegirl @Mr. Shine My sympathies, as well. But I would shy away from placing pillows internally.
 savvoy: Mr Fuzzy Murder-claws only seems to sleep, to lull you into a false sense of security
 hearsegirl: @Mr. Shine my sympathy. i recommend artfully placed pillows and lots of cannabis, both internally and externally.
 Snake Jesus: @Mr. Shine Just giving a + didn't feel right, so here's some random empathy from an Internet stranger. Back injuries are the worst. There's nothing like them for destroying sleep quality. Best of luck with your back, stranger.
 ignatz: This animal is just fine with that
 Mr. Shine: As a person who hasn't slept more than five hours a night since my back injury in Nov of '15, I AM SO JEALOUS
 a robot: Sloths have the right idea
 Dan Tagonistic: On all levels etc etc
 Warrax: Jealous
 Whatever: But still, more active, productive, and leads a more fulfilling life than your above-average mouth-breathing Congressman...
 Nope: Same
Image 168451   03-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
397
 
 brian greene: dont forget wankum
 jazzjunkie: That escalated quickly
 Dick Inspector: Just wait till you get to Itzehoe, Germany.
 Derp Herpigan: @Bu7Z TheSims.jpg
 XLY: Fucking austria
 petepuma: Thanks, NATO
 SomeCanadian: I'm sure they have an ample sign-replacement budget
 annterland: Stupid sexy Germany
 addend: The joy is in the journey, not the destination.
 Noremak: I'm not sure I'm brave enough for a lepzig.
 Bu7Z: 9hrs, 15min... That was quick!
 Scoo: Pre-marital Austria!? Sin!
 A duck: Those horny Euros!
Image 168450   03-19-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
625
 
 SpaceCow: The weeabo call is quite effective when hunting nerds at a convention.
 chemical: "She's been red pilled," said the gamer
 DoctorTwo: What 4Chan thinks...
 hajjpodge: same, because I fuck myself. HEH HEH HEH!
 Prostata: this wins the internets
 A duck: "Wait until you hear what I think about Mass Effect 3, baby!"
 kinggheedra: Maybe they'll listen to it from an underage anime girl.
 Theta Zero: This is what GameFAQs posters actually believe
Image 168449   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
320
 
 Teechur: I see a wood door and I want it painted brick.
 addend: Sorry about your mast.
 Robespierre: Reminds me of that Doors song.
 drtofu: Teleporter accident
 piranharama: I should buy a bow.
 Whatever: When you said you needed a bigger boat, you SHOULD'VE remembered you had a small garage to store it in...
Image 168448   03-19-17   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
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