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237888  Bluetocracy: There aren't enough letters in Scrabble to spell either of these names.

237893  charlemagne: duuuuuchaamp!

237889  Bluetocracy: WCGW

237890  Bluetocracy: It's a hard pup life for me

237903  Ulillillia: Oooh, Santa baby.

237790  Mr Bleak: False advertising: Piers Morgan has never had any morals. Allegedly.

237889  petepuma: someone's about to learn a hard lesson on torque and shearing strength

237893  Bluetocracy: Instructions unclear, am now stuck in wall next to what I think is Jimmy Hoffa.

237899  barfolomew: I applaud the effort, did it help?

237896  Bluetocracy: ...Impressive

237897  Bluetocracy: Bill and Ted meet Doc Brown, then this happens.

237897  Bluetocracy: I want this

237898  Bluetocracy: dapper doggo

237896  Derp Herpigan: @Annoying Vegan I thought I was ya boy!

237833  Donut: Celes Chere would remember in the next playthrough to make sure Cid DIDN'T EAT THE ROTTEN FISH.

237889  Christina: This will work, I guess.

237836  Donut: "Everybody in! They got FREE WI-FI!"

237896  Christina: "I've forgotten how to borkf!"

237843  Donut: It's because you keep touching yourself at night. NEXT QUESTION.

237897  Christina: Guitars these days...

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237734 E. HONDA: No thanks, I got all my TV watching out of the way in the 20th century

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237677 addend: "Are /you/ into fitness?"

237651 raditzu: ...if you're brave enough...

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

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11. burritos: 2112 points
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15. ignatz: 1824 points
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 androbot: RIP to the master.
 addend: (Advanced alien civilization fails to recognize analog media.)
 Lestrange: *introspective rad*
 FabricMan: @Whatever I don't know what Barry said, but apparently Sagan wanted to include "Here Comes the Sun" on the record, but EMI wanted too much money.
 A duck: @a robot: Given the high radiation environment of space, the record mounted on the Voyager spacecraft is always getting a high Rad dosage.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Aliens, we gift you Rock'n Roll... Thank you Mr. Chuck Berry RIP
 Whatever: I wonder what royalties he got for the reproduction - or did Carl Sagan just admit he was pirating music?
 Telkwa: Go, go Johnny Go...
 a robot: It's hard to get more rad than this!
 Scoo: Super rad!
Image 168445   03-19-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Noremak: Pop a mint in your hole first, then I'll consider kissing/rimjob.
 A duck: Mmm, spearmint!
 Telkwa: This mintzmeat pie filling tastes like crap.
 Scoo: You'd have to eat 30 Colon Mintz to match the ass-freshening power of just one Super Colon Mintz!
 Hokie333: NEW! From the makers of Ano Gum...
 sparename: For Fragrant Farts...
Image 168444   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Hokie333
 Cami: Fish again for supper.
 A duck: 30 Days of Night sequel?
 Whatever: Still better than Mar A Logo...
 raditzu: Here You can see well cloaked Predators' ship.
 Lestrange: I'd love a summer house in Scandinavia.
Image 168443   03-19-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
 Prostata: beware of goat scams or recalled goats!
 sparename: Chupacabra only did half a job
 Noremak: Goat fans vs cat fans? Fight! Fight! Fight!
Image 168442   03-19-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
 ping: Remake of The Thing looking remarkably low-budget.
 AverageJoe: vade retro satanas
 Ironass: #168275
 Dreforian: C'mon man, I've been in optimal scritching position for 1 minute and 37 seconds already, what's the hold up??
 A duck: Aww, they told me this dog was crumple proof!
 piranharama: Morph-ball acquired.
 Lestrange: Free passed out goat
 sparename: German Shatherd
 a robot: Your dog is broken.
 Sandor: IKEA dog
Image 168441   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Ironass
 isosceleswaffle: wtf, duck.
 thebiglutovsky: Your meal is a little undercooked.
 Hosebag: Ehhhhh, what's up, duck?
 A duck: Eyy babe, u like?
 Lestrange: Anatidaephobic hell.
 Scoo: AFLAC!
 Robespierre: Preparing for the Caesarean...
 sparename: @a robot Totally Donald Ducked
 a robot: Your duck is broken.
 Sandor: Pet me like you pet your French poodle
Image 168440   03-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Ironass: "Abra Cadaver" - spell used to make corpses appear.
 petepuma: bunch of stiffs
 Mad Collager: If you can't find a dance partner, they'll dig one up for you.
 Dan Tagonistic: Abra Abra Cadaver - gonna reach out and grab ya
 Warrax: Finally, a social event I won't feel awkward at.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Doot-Doot!
 Lestrange: The event of the year apparently. If you have just finished Year One in Anatomy at Vanderbilt U I bet you want to rip it up a bit. $50 a ticket.
 sparename: @a robot Your cadaver is broken
 tib gubb: zombies only
 Scoo: I left early; that party was so dead
 VoR: Actually ball. 8ft diameter.
Image 168439   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Shay: We know what you're doing in your car at the drive-thru.
 Telkwa: @Scoo, @a robot *Digs into takeaway lunch and returns to towelling off ducks*
 Scoo: @a robot Alright, better luck next time. What a nice young robot.
 a robot: @Scoo Uh, this is a crank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.
 Scoo: @a robot My name's Hugh Jass, what can I do for you?
 a robot: As novelty names go, I prefer "Hugh Jass," myself
Image 168438   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
 Hosebag: Snake eyes.
 Snake Jesus: How did it end up like this / It was only a hiss / It was only a hiss
 Mad Collager: Got your nose and brow ridge!
 Lestrange: Kissy snake wuvs you
 A duck: @SunWukong: No bitey, snek! No bitey!
 Otterman: Mmmwaa! Big kiss!
 Noremak: @Amy Housewine Instructions unclear...
 Amy Housewine: Snoot-to-snoot boop attempt went wrong.
 VoR: I am not enjoying this.
 Jabberwikket: Stay on target, STAY ON TARGET !
 Aemuli: Aww, i love you too Mister Snuggles. Now please let go of my face
 SunWukong: Why you headbutt Snek?
 Knice: Boop!
 a sedated moose: Mistaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
Image 168437   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 mackdaddy: Toxodickmosis
 Cami: I have turkey prints across my shop floor. I tried to convince my son they were fossilized dinosaur footprints. Maybe he didn't buy my story because he's smart...maybe it was because he was 20 at the time.
 piranharama: @Prostata some cats?
 raditzu: "Because Fuck You, that's why!"
 Prostata: some cats are just assholes
 tib gubb: angry beautiful people
 square44: I'd feel that way too
Image 168436   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
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