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221618  younglink: Where the hell do you even find a jet fuel hydrant?

221612  addend: This plunger is useless!

221613  addend: For stereo sound, maybe you'd prefer a pair of the BlueTooth eyeTooth (TM).

221618  younglink: Dude, i feel ya. But the best response ive found is to own up to your mistake and genuinely apologize to her. Theres so many times where i let my pride get in the way and it only hurts her.

221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

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221463 jazzjunkie: Taxonomically speaking, this is a lizard.

221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious



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Score:
1664
 
 androbot: RIP to the master.
 addend: (Advanced alien civilization fails to recognize analog media.)
 Lestrange: *introspective rad*
 FabricMan: @Whatever I don't know what Barry said, but apparently Sagan wanted to include "Here Comes the Sun" on the record, but EMI wanted too much money.
 A duck: @a robot: Given the high radiation environment of space, the record mounted on the Voyager spacecraft is always getting a high Rad dosage.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Aliens, we gift you Rock'n Roll... Thank you Mr. Chuck Berry RIP
 Whatever: I wonder what royalties he got for the reproduction - or did Carl Sagan just admit he was pirating music?
 Telkwa: Go, go Johnny Go...
 a robot: It's hard to get more rad than this!
 Scoo: Super rad!
Image 168445   03-19-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
242
 
 Noremak: Pop a mint in your hole first, then I'll consider kissing/rimjob.
 A duck: Mmm, spearmint!
 Telkwa: This mintzmeat pie filling tastes like crap.
 Scoo: You'd have to eat 30 Colon Mintz to match the ass-freshening power of just one Super Colon Mintz!
 Hokie333: NEW! From the makers of Ano Gum...
 sparename: For Fragrant Farts...
Image 168444   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Hokie333
Score:
523
 
 Cami: Fish again for supper.
 A duck: 30 Days of Night sequel?
 Whatever: Still better than Mar A Logo...
 raditzu: Here You can see well cloaked Predators' ship.
 Lestrange: I'd love a summer house in Scandinavia.
Image 168443   03-19-17   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
428
 
 Prostata: beware of goat scams or recalled goats!
 sparename: Chupacabra only did half a job
 Noremak: Goat fans vs cat fans? Fight! Fight! Fight!
Image 168442   03-19-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
679
 
 ping: Remake of The Thing looking remarkably low-budget.
 AverageJoe: vade retro satanas
 Ironass: #168275
 Dreforian: C'mon man, I've been in optimal scritching position for 1 minute and 37 seconds already, what's the hold up??
 A duck: Aww, they told me this dog was crumple proof!
 piranharama: Morph-ball acquired.
 Lestrange: Free passed out goat
 sparename: German Shatherd
 a robot: Your dog is broken.
 Sandor: IKEA dog
Image 168441   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Ironass
Score:
764
 
 isosceleswaffle: wtf, duck.
 thebiglutovsky: Your meal is a little undercooked.
 Hosebag: Ehhhhh, what's up, duck?
 A duck: Eyy babe, u like?
 Lestrange: Anatidaephobic hell.
 Scoo: AFLAC!
 Robespierre: Preparing for the Caesarean...
 sparename: @a robot Totally Donald Ducked
 a robot: Your duck is broken.
 Sandor: Pet me like you pet your French poodle
Image 168440   03-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
330
 
 Ironass: "Abra Cadaver" - spell used to make corpses appear.
 petepuma: bunch of stiffs
 Mad Collager: If you can't find a dance partner, they'll dig one up for you.
 Dan Tagonistic: Abra Abra Cadaver - gonna reach out and grab ya
 Warrax: Finally, a social event I won't feel awkward at.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Doot-Doot!
 Lestrange: The event of the year apparently. If you have just finished Year One in Anatomy at Vanderbilt U I bet you want to rip it up a bit. $50 a ticket.
 sparename: @a robot Your cadaver is broken
 tib gubb: zombies only
 Scoo: I left early; that party was so dead
 VoR: Actually ball. 8ft diameter.
Image 168439   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
265
 
 Shay: We know what you're doing in your car at the drive-thru.
 Telkwa: @Scoo, @a robot *Digs into takeaway lunch and returns to towelling off ducks*
 Scoo: @a robot Alright, better luck next time. What a nice young robot.
 a robot: @Scoo Uh, this is a crank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.
 Scoo: @a robot My name's Hugh Jass, what can I do for you?
 a robot: As novelty names go, I prefer "Hugh Jass," myself
Image 168438   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
534
 
 Hosebag: Snake eyes.
 Snake Jesus: How did it end up like this / It was only a hiss / It was only a hiss
 Mad Collager: Got your nose and brow ridge!
 Lestrange: Kissy snake wuvs you
 A duck: @SunWukong: No bitey, snek! No bitey!
 Otterman: Mmmwaa! Big kiss!
 Noremak: @Amy Housewine Instructions unclear...
 Amy Housewine: Snoot-to-snoot boop attempt went wrong.
 VoR: I am not enjoying this.
 Jabberwikket: Stay on target, STAY ON TARGET !
 Aemuli: Aww, i love you too Mister Snuggles. Now please let go of my face
 SunWukong: Why you headbutt Snek?
 Knice: Boop!
 a sedated moose: Mistaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
Image 168437   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
687
 
 mackdaddy: Toxodickmosis
 Cami: I have turkey prints across my shop floor. I tried to convince my son they were fossilized dinosaur footprints. Maybe he didn't buy my story because he's smart...maybe it was because he was 20 at the time.
 piranharama: @Prostata some cats?
 raditzu: "Because Fuck You, that's why!"
 Prostata: some cats are just assholes
 tib gubb: angry beautiful people
 square44: I'd feel that way too
Image 168436   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
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