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253714  TurkeyVulture: I'm saying it's aliens.

253760  a sedated moose: The furry lizard is in my personal space again.

253767  a sedated moose: 3fArts is my rap persona.

253732  VeeKay: @RiderFan Not specified: When she actually was a virgin.

253535  Mr Bleak: Which one? Aren't there two at the moment?

253541  Mr Bleak: @jochenau What you see it two mirrors - probably fitted wardrobe doors. The left hand one is open, giving a 90 degree (or so) angle between them. The right one reflects a door we can't see to the photographers right, the other reflects the image in the first mirror. (You can see the mirror border, it looks like Cedar strips from here).

253767  Greifer: but no fucks given

253777  DOW: My favorite gum ever. Now I have to go to the store an buy some.

253549  Mr Bleak: How much do I need to pee in order to melt enough to have a dump?

253561  Mr Bleak: @Teechur We've always had fit cats - enthusiastic predation sees to that I suspect - including one that could jump onto a wall taller than I am in a single bound. The current murder floof can only manage about three or four time his height, but that doesn't seem to slow him down at all.

253697  Shay: Good god, did a squirrel mate with a bird?

253762  Side Boob: Cool, daddio!

253701  Shay: @Dr Awkward And like hipsters they don't keep the racket down at 3 in the morning.

253734  Side Boob: "That doesn't scare me. Work on it!"

253762  Greifer: koolcat

253712  Passive: Whew I feel the burn

253742  Side Boob: Not Steve, though. Fuck Steve.

253747  Side Boob: I see this with new 4-wheel drives in the winter. 4-wheel GO doesn't equal 4-wheel STOP.

253763  Urn BooUrn: Best Friends!

253764  Urn BooUrn: Best friends!

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253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253747 Side Boob: I see this with new 4-wheel drives in the winter. 4-wheel GO doesn't equal 4-wheel STOP.

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253709 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?

253573 FireBreathingMarmot: Adult Onset Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253710 ignatz: I would NOT buy a used car from this person.. One careful owner, low mileage *ooh*(loosens tie) Full service history *Aah*(loosens belt) etc..



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 A duck: My, what a big... appendage you've got!
 Scoo: Jaunty!
 a robot: Cactaurs are real!
Image 168434   03-19-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
592
 
 apoxia: That's a cool helmet
 WaffleIron: C'est le double!
 WaffleIron: @fanny : I think your baby is green already from all the plusses. Time to make an account.
 winwolf: @fanny Classic baby.
 fanny: (baby hit post button, vvv)
 fanny:
Image 168433   03-19-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
180
 
Comment below (name is optional.)
Image 168432   03-19-17   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
Score:
615
 
 Cami: If you don't wash that out it will STINK every time it gets wet again.
 BavidDowie: I see mad cow has been effectively weaponized
 ignatz: @Side Boob Not a riot unless 3 dairy cows..
 kazzy94: No tolerance for the lactose intolerant! Bovine Antifa 4 life!
 Side Boob: Who brings a dairy cow to a riot?
 A duck: *Dr Evil voice* You want to suckle on my zipple?
 Dresdenkeogh: Snatch victory from the teet of defeat
 WaffleIron: It's unpastuerized! TAKE HIM DOWN! [BEATING NOISES]
Image 168431   03-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
721
 
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot I was picturing some manner of reactor, anyway
 Cami: It doesn't look cold enough for a 3 dog blanket.
 Nope: @a robot Hush hush now, you are just going to rust
 a robot: @Nope Modern robots have more plastic parts, it's true. Thanks a lot for pointing out how OLD I am :'(
 Nope: @a robot Why would a robot have a heart? Why would be it be made of steel and not some sort of plastic polymer.
 a robot: I don't even care much for babies, but this picture melted my cold steel heart
Image 168430   03-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
348
 
 Fantasy: If his name was Sorry, that's wonderful
 apoxia: I wonder who they're saving the other two portrait places for.
 A duck: RIP Dong Dong, who loved Ping Pong and King Kong
 Scoo: Sorry, Dong Dong
 KyleisBobDole: But, but Dong Dong Never Die!
 Nope: You don't speak for me. Dong Dong was a dick, there I said it.
 enfanta: Did he die of embarrassment from his name?
Image 168429   03-19-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
355
 
 A duck: Ok, now I have to know what Bro Bro's deleted comment was.
 A duck: Ah, the 90s. When people actually cared about Microsoft and Windows.
 A duck: LOL which Microsoft employee was this?
 Whatever: Is that Admiral Ackbar back there? Its a TRAP!
 Bast Relief: *Insert controversial opinion about OS here*
 carpwoman: 95 was ok. 98 was ok. XP was the best. 10 is ok.
 Dr. Bathroom: Steve Martin loves Windows!
 tib gubb: it's smart to buy two, just in case one breaks
 WaffleIron: I was there, I made this mistake, and I have never made it again.
Image 168428   03-19-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
212
 
 thebiglutovsky: I need to rewatch that.
 MasterTwig: I bet Jordan is still upset that he didn't get top billing over Bugs.
 Amy Housewine: Lightning strikes and the court lights get dim, supreme competition is about to begin.
 WTF: I was there, I made this mistake, and I have never made it again.
Image 168427   03-19-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
36
 
 apoxia: My son lies in his cot and looks at the camera too. Shining demon eyes.
 Mr. Shine: "When I took this photo, the bed was empty, hand to God!"
Image 168426   03-19-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
863
 
 ignatz: Nature usually finds the most efficient and elegant solution to any given problem, but it never utilized the wheel (correct me)
 drtofu: They see me rollin, they hatin'
 A duck: Hipster Praying Mantis riding its fixie bike
 WaffleIron: Are fiddleheads in season already? GET ME SOME BUTTER!
 Teechur: *Tiny "vrooom" intensifies.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: If i was a mantis id bang ferns too.
 Prostata: Manticycle!
 Cami: Tour de Jardin.
Image 168425   03-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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