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199155  sparename: Go for the Shakespearian (MoV) with Salad-Cream and Salami

199159  sparename: Each new one I create is worse than the last, Groundhog Day it ain't

199164  sparename: It's never sunny in Blackpool

199175  sparename: "I faarrrrrt in your general direction, M'sieur!"

199196  sparename: When I go back in time I'm going to make sure that phones and calculators get their numbers the same way up. And then I'll invent something shit but lucrative like Farcebook so that I can build a time-machine

199216  San DoDo: Sometimes you really have to force people to watch on VHS

199215  Dan Tagonistic: Radium

199208  Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.

199210  Teechur: Owl bet he really likes that!

198975  Mr Bleak: New taste sensation! Giraffe-on-a-stick available here!

199216  Teechur: Cool hand, Luke.

198978  Mr Bleak: Soylent Green reboot looking low budget.

199177  Mr. Shine: I can pee in it, for one thing.

199178  Mr. Shine: Go, Betty, Go!

199181  Mr. Shine: C is for Copyright Infringement

199187  Mr. Shine: He LOOKS like a pickle-tickler.

199188  Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit Hallelujah!

199198  Mr. Shine: Dingus, Divers, Ding-Dong

199206  Mr. Shine: DOKI DOKI?!

199213  tib gubb: still would (as if there was even a doubt)

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199155 sparename: Go for the Shakespearian (MoV) with Salad-Cream and Salami

199050 piranharama: Creamy centre!

199114 Zampano: @Teechur hey thanks. you're a smart cookie!

199013 Robespierre: Outside Alliance, and not a single Renault Alliance in the whole stack. Why have they painted it, anyway? I rather like rust - chemical processes in ACTION.

199080 a robot: @Meow Yay!

199056 piranharama: Trade for what???

199040 Aufziehvogel: Hack. You've marked this as a great comment.

199018 piranharama: Good ol Big Nick and his big nick

199139 hajjpodge: come to the dumpster in the next 13 minutes if you want to read red.dit posting

199119 charlemagne: nintendon't



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Score:
863
 
 ignatz: Nature usually finds the most efficient and elegant solution to any given problem, but it never utilized the wheel (correct me)
 drtofu: They see me rollin, they hatin'
 A duck: Hipster Praying Mantis riding its fixie bike
 WaffleIron: Are fiddleheads in season already? GET ME SOME BUTTER!
 Teechur: *Tiny "vrooom" intensifies.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: If i was a mantis id bang ferns too.
 Prostata: Manticycle!
 Cami: Tour de Jardin.
Image 168425   03-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
215
 
 Scoo: This is what I'm sure I look like riding my sister's horse
 CastleBravo: (SCREEEECH! Stopping mid-air like Bugs Bunny).
 enfanta: @Joseph #168425?
 Joseph: My daughter wanted a horse yesterday, I told her you have to whip the horse or it won't work. Now she wants a grasshopper instead.
 Mad Collager: Good thing they used four. Otherwise the horse would be too tired to make the jump.
 Bast Relief: This CrossFit dad is getting a bit ridiculous.
 enfanta: Yeah, Paul Ryan is a great equestrian.
Image 168424   03-19-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
546
 
 A duck: Koalas are hind-gut fermenters. In order to start the gut bacteria colony they'll need to digest their food, as babies they have to eat their mother's poop (while it's fresh, no less, so the bacteria are still alive).
 Scoo: Ian McKellen Koala
 jochenau: @Mr. Shine I had no idea, that's really depressing.
 Mr. Shine: That popsicle has chlamydia now.
 Mad Collager: It's okay, but I really wanted eucalyptus flavor.
 Hokie333: "This day, I am offered a creamsicle." #168295
Image 168423   03-19-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
356
 
 apoxia: They're both primates, close enough
 piranharama: Their love was forbidden, their families did not approve, but nothing could stand between them.
 Skinr: "Oh look, that's the lady whose bed was next to mine in the maternity ward!"
 Mr. Shine: He's adopted but we love him like our own.
Image 168422   03-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
827
 
 thebiglutovsky: @Peter Pantsless Nah, a tinier cat. They would show it, but it's too adorable for the camera or our computers to handle.
 Shay: @WaffleIron Awwwwwwwwyou beat me to it.
 Peter Pantsless: So is her familiar a human?
 WaffleIron: Be the first to leave an "awwwwwwwwww" here.
Image 168421   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
616
 
 WaffleIron: @Beef Supreme : Both. Every truck commercial is composed of "low pitched truck guy" teling you how much more manly and freedom the truck is, and "high pitched truck guy" telling you about the fuel economy and lease to own options. Sam elliot would never utter the letters "APR" and Dennis leary would never say "open road"
 Beef Supreme: @WaffleIron I can't decide whether I heard Sam Elliott or Dennis Leary.
 Nope: Please do not let your doggos go unrestrained in the back of a truck :(
 Prostata: that's how you blow-dry a doggo
 enfanta: Steve? You missed the exit to the dog park. Where are we going, Steve? Steve?
 WaffleIron: [TRUCK GUY VOICE] You're the independent type, you go where the road takes you, then you go further. You need the kind of truck that knows who you are, and blah blah blah blag financing act now blah.
Image 168420   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
325
 
 Beeble: @Mr. Shine I feel like this could also work for capitalism.
 Mr. Shine: "Communism keeps crashing no matter how many peasants we let starve." "Well when v4.0 comes out, you can starve them faster." "Will that help it not crash?" "No, it's gonna crash anyway, the program's no good. But you DO get to watch a lot of people die."
 Skinr: 34,578,212,879 Dead Cossacks
 Lestrange: aggressively clicking yes
 hajjpodge: *clicks 'yes' furiously*
Image 168419   03-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Image 168418 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by conner. You have brought shame on us, conner.
Score:
600
 
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless always keep a ribbon (or 4) on hand when you know you'll run into these guys.
 Lestrange: Ah, my dear old friend
 raditzu: that's some scary shit
 Zampano: New microscopic ALIEN reboot looks intense
 Peter Pantsless: *casts bad breath*
Image 168417   03-19-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Image 168416 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Ment Thorp. Boo, Ment Thorp.
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