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187788  Robespierre: Talk about PRIDE!

187744  Shay: What could possibly go wrong?

187794  SomeCanadian: Tiny comment.

187795  SomeCanadian: This is why you should decalcify your showerhead every year.

187796  SomeCanadian: Night on Doot Mountain

187795  Robespierre: Bathtub Djinn

187782  ignatz: @WaffleIron That is effing awesome, not quite what I was hoping for, but it spins and generates locomotion, so must qualify..

187795  Micro Jackson: This is fine

187759  Micro Jackson: The Feeders of Vaal gettin younger all the time

187760  Micro Jackson: This is what happens when you spend $120 on a kitty bed

187768  Micro Jackson: Do you got any Jack Daniels?

187791  Amy Housewine: Yaaaa mon me affa da most unconvincing accent in film since Dick Van Dyke

187769  Micro Jackson: Peel me

187770  Micro Jackson: No, the floor is lava! LAVA!!!!

187793  Amy Housewine: I don't want to feel the tip when I hug someone.

187774  Micro Jackson: What? Where does it say "No parking"?

187775  Micro Jackson: You gotta work on your delivery

187773  ignatz: In UK they're known as 'Hooligan Tools'

187776  Micro Jackson: Uplifting

187779  Micro Jackson: Impressive. The only thing I can knit is my brow

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187696 Air Biscuit: Wheres the usb port?

187596 JohnCarcinogen: @JohnCarcinogen Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

187706 mrwiffler: @SomeCanadian And following them...

187591 werterland: I have a cat.

187605 jazzjunkie: I imagine these as pincers, clacking open and closed like mantis mandibles

187662 Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187572 Horatio: I tought this said pant horse, and that's what I'm calling centaurs from now on.

187687 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward hahaha goddammit, people

187709 Air Biscuit: Same.

187642 Air Biscuit: Fun is hard to beat.



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Score:
863
 
 ignatz: Nature usually finds the most efficient and elegant solution to any given problem, but it never utilized the wheel (correct me)
 drtofu: They see me rollin, they hatin'
 A duck: Hipster Praying Mantis riding its fixie bike
 WaffleIron: Are fiddleheads in season already? GET ME SOME BUTTER!
 Teechur: *Tiny "vrooom" intensifies.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: If i was a mantis id bang ferns too.
 Prostata: Manticycle!
 Cami: Tour de Jardin.
Image 168425   03-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
215
 
 Scoo: This is what I'm sure I look like riding my sister's horse
 CastleBravo: (SCREEEECH! Stopping mid-air like Bugs Bunny).
 enfanta: @Joseph #168425?
 Joseph: My daughter wanted a horse yesterday, I told her you have to whip the horse or it won't work. Now she wants a grasshopper instead.
 Mad Collager: Good thing they used four. Otherwise the horse would be too tired to make the jump.
 Bast Relief: This CrossFit dad is getting a bit ridiculous.
 enfanta: Yeah, Paul Ryan is a great equestrian.
Image 168424   03-19-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
546
 
 A duck: Koalas are hind-gut fermenters. In order to start the gut bacteria colony they'll need to digest their food, as babies they have to eat their mother's poop (while it's fresh, no less, so the bacteria are still alive).
 Scoo: Ian McKellen Koala
 jochenau: @Mr. Shine I had no idea, that's really depressing.
 Mr. Shine: That popsicle has chlamydia now.
 Mad Collager: It's okay, but I really wanted eucalyptus flavor.
 Hokie333: "This day, I am offered a creamsicle." #168295
Image 168423   03-19-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
356
 
 apoxia: They're both primates, close enough
 piranharama: Their love was forbidden, their families did not approve, but nothing could stand between them.
 Skinr: "Oh look, that's the lady whose bed was next to mine in the maternity ward!"
 Mr. Shine: He's adopted but we love him like our own.
Image 168422   03-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
827
 
 thebiglutovsky: @Peter Pantsless Nah, a tinier cat. They would show it, but it's too adorable for the camera or our computers to handle.
 Shay: @WaffleIron Awwwwwwwwyou beat me to it.
 Peter Pantsless: So is her familiar a human?
 WaffleIron: Be the first to leave an "awwwwwwwwww" here.
Image 168421   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
616
 
 WaffleIron: @Beef Supreme : Both. Every truck commercial is composed of "low pitched truck guy" teling you how much more manly and freedom the truck is, and "high pitched truck guy" telling you about the fuel economy and lease to own options. Sam elliot would never utter the letters "APR" and Dennis leary would never say "open road"
 Beef Supreme: @WaffleIron I can't decide whether I heard Sam Elliott or Dennis Leary.
 Nope: Please do not let your doggos go unrestrained in the back of a truck :(
 Prostata: that's how you blow-dry a doggo
 enfanta: Steve? You missed the exit to the dog park. Where are we going, Steve? Steve?
 WaffleIron: [TRUCK GUY VOICE] You're the independent type, you go where the road takes you, then you go further. You need the kind of truck that knows who you are, and blah blah blah blag financing act now blah.
Image 168420   03-19-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
325
 
 Beeble: @Mr. Shine I feel like this could also work for capitalism.
 Mr. Shine: "Communism keeps crashing no matter how many peasants we let starve." "Well when v4.0 comes out, you can starve them faster." "Will that help it not crash?" "No, it's gonna crash anyway, the program's no good. But you DO get to watch a lot of people die."
 Skinr: 34,578,212,879 Dead Cossacks
 Lestrange: aggressively clicking yes
 hajjpodge: *clicks 'yes' furiously*
Image 168419   03-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Image 168418 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by conner. Boo, conner.
Score:
600
 
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless always keep a ribbon (or 4) on hand when you know you'll run into these guys.
 Lestrange: Ah, my dear old friend
 raditzu: that's some scary shit
 Zampano: New microscopic ALIEN reboot looks intense
 Peter Pantsless: *casts bad breath*
Image 168417   03-19-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Image 168416 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Ment Thorp. Your image was bad, Ment Thorp.
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