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175999  dangerkeith3000: Maury Povich is getting desperate.

176001  dangerkeith3000: Now make him eat crow

176008  jochenau: This is like those videos of spiders making webs while on LSD, except with grandmas making quilts.

176026  ch: time travel ... there's got to be a better way!

176009  jochenau: I could stand having no friends, losing millions of dollars, and being undateable, but gaining 15 pounds? The horror!

176017  Knice: @Niels Bohr, killing it. :-D

176004  dobbiesdoogs: i too have weird nightmares after eating pizza

176011  dangerkeith3000: Garfield: The Next Generation

176007  dobbiesdoogs: cakeburps

176012  dangerkeith3000: THIS SIDE UP. Don't damage the priceless merchandise.

176014  dangerkeith3000: Next owner will be your new step-father

176014  jochenau: I've never seen a couch that looks like compressed longhair cats before.

176022  dangerous dave: @well duh I didn't realize it until I read your comment.

176019  dangerkeith3000: Wow. Amazon.com will deliver anything, won't they?

176023  Scoo: Purr-ly Scottish

176020  dangerkeith3000: I picture of a purple colored sky. That's kind of cool.

176021  dangerkeith3000: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

175764  LKoroton: Ivanmorph

176022  illBilliam: Right before he shoots his eye out with it

176022  dangerkeith3000: wow geez

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175841 Bill Rye: @Mr. Butt if I has lips, I sips.

175824 el jefe: This is what I do when I get a text that's obviously for someone else.

175826 Cory Trevor: what do you mean @SCheeseman

175843 Side Boob: Wait for the bounce...

175883 piranharama: @tokyopig I don't know how I missed this comment the first time, but this cracked me up.

175821 rinaldi1337: @Mr. Butt i agree. Only pure ethanol should be consumed at gun shows.

175822 A duck: They've got that whole Christian Rock duo living in Missouri thing down pat.

175802 SgtScaredFrog: C'mon, one more bad and we can pretend none of this ever happened!

175875 Side Boob: @A duck again, you are assuming that guy said "Fuck it! I'm parking where I want!" I drive a truck like that, and parking lot people tell me to park it an all sorts of fucked up places simply because cars can't park there. So if you come along and arbitrarily decide that I'm an asshole for parking like that and decide to damage my car, who is the real asshole?

175945 RiderFan: When you're at a furry convention but you're also late for mass.



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Score:
400
 
 Drump Porbs: @Hokie333 i agree with this
 Prostata: The U.S. House of Representatives
 scribbs: "We need something to cure hiccups."
 sparename: "Hey, nice beaver!"
 Hokie333: Here in my jar/ I feel safest of all/ I can lock all my lids/ It's the only way to live/ In jars...
 enfanta: How many jars of heads does one person need?
 WaffleIron: 99 bottles of monsters on the wall, 99 bottles of monsters. Take one down and it makes a scary sound, 98 bottles of monsters on the wall.
Image 168335   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
135
 
 Sirstabbington: Our bodies are just made up of prescription pills now.
 Austin: Isn't the human body amazing?
 Hokie333: Maybe it's the engineer-wannabe in me, but comic-book robot internals never look convincing to me.
 Mr. Butt: haters gonna hate
Image 168334   03-18-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
427
 
 Bast Relief: @hearsegirl Oh my, do you like my shiny chelicerae? (Secretly I'm a spider.)
 hearsegirl: @Bast Relief i'm partial to phidippus myself
 Bast Relief: Salticidae! The only spiders I love!
 Poncho: nope
Image 168333   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Himesama
Image 168332 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by BoiledEggs. Boo, BoiledEggs.
Score:
217
 
 scribbs: Who said David Baddiel didn't have animal magnetism?
 Dr. Bathroom: Attract pigeons with this one weird trick. Park benches hate this.
 Peter Pantsless: Local bread baker didn't even give them anything
 Bast Relief: Coo coo don't kink shame coo coo.
 Scoo: I bet he smells awful
Image 168331   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Pudding
Score:
324
 
 funny in the wall: @FabricMan i'm guessing vladimir did not sound rusky enough
 FabricMan: Was that Vladomir's cousin or something?
 Cami: This is what Reagan voters believed.
Image 168330   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
274
 
 Peter Pantsless: If you attend a pro sports event, there's usually at least one cart that sells hot nut sacks. I recommend the pecans
 Telkwa: Pairs nicely with tea bags and red velvet muffins.
 Zampano: Delicious salty nut sacks
Image 168329   03-18-17   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
418
 
 a sedated moose: Definitely read that in Rolph's voice.
 Dr Awkward: Is it weird that this guy looks like the dude coming out of his mouth?
 Annoying Vegan : IDK what Snapchat is, and I am too lazy to find out.
 a robot: What the hell is this crap
 SomeCanadian: I don't have SnapChat. So done.
Image 168328   03-18-17   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
412
 
 enfanta: Babarbells?
 Cami: Other bar bell not in frame.
Image 168327   03-18-17   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
Score:
587
 
 Lestrange: I was in a coma in 2012, had the best time touring US universities giving a lecture tour on the archaeology of the Shetland Isles. Loved it. Totally pissed off when they woke me up. Also, not an archaeologist with very little academic experience.
 sparename: "Steve, if you read this, it means I didn't make it back. It also means you've broken a filament controlling a 13-second delay trigger. End of game. Bang! You're dead." AB
 ping: That explains a lot.
 tib gubb: friendly spaceship's true purpose
 Nope: I had the strangest dream I was eating chips at the computer and browsing this website that funny images come on sometimes and isnt full of jerks and this image popped up. Usually you cant read in dreams but I could read this one. Anywho turns out I am in a Richard Linklater film
 AdaMan: Joke's on you, I couldnt wake up even if I wanted to
 SomeCanadian: Eh. I'm good. Thanks though.
 Urn BooUrn: Nice try, Windfish.
 LKoroton: Ubik!
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau The Inception sequel is a story about somebody getting utterly lost in the Internet, and once they get sick of all the bile, and end up here, like we all have, they see this message. Wake up! We miss you.
 Warrax: I'm not falling for that again.
 jochenau: The friendly spaceship is only a dream? I dunno if I want to wake up...
Image 168326   03-18-17   Uploaded by    archanon
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