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210095  joxxuh: I, too, get my calculations of the future from CGhub.

210087  Aufziehvogel: Everything is a apple when you're brave enough.

210095  Emoji: Almost forgot that Brave New World, 1984, and Fahrenheit 451 were all written after the 90's

210095  craftjunk: blade runner

210085  tib gubb: i hate the giant gummy worm a lot

210087  tib gubb: choices were made

209926  apoxia: Nup. I've got 11gb that just keeps rolling over every month. I'll never use it all.

210095  Sprinkles: So, what exactly is wrong about starting to care more about climate change and such?

209931  apoxia: @NashtasticVoyage Unless you live in the majority of the world that uses 230V power.

210056  forkbear: This is a really heartbreaking look.

210083  tib gubb: nothing finishes off a glass of wine quite like a cat's arrogant asshole

209973  apoxia: I like to think about how the water molecules I drink have been through dinosaurs and how my body is made up of the products of cosmic explosions.

210034  addend: Also, doggo making doo.

209591  Mr Bleak: @a robot It means a "Crystal Healing" freak has discovered PhotoShop (if not an ability to use it properly).

210005  apoxia: @ThoughtlessGentleman Seems to be presenting as female gender.

209596  Mr Bleak: @Bitcoin Burglar Damn right! Why would anyone spend as little as possible to get something that is temporary only in the sense that one day you'll die and not have to look at it anymore?

210062  Skinr: Will you be my Keymaster?

210008  apoxia: Ah, private school boys.

210057  Chaplin: Damn. I thought the trick was that there wasn't actually anything wrong and that we just got fooled into rereading the perfectly fine card 2 or 3 times...

209600  Mr Bleak: @Chest Rockwell He hasn't been able to fit through the door for six years!

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209902 dangerkeith3000: Anne's pretty hot. Good going, Wil.

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

210045 apoxia: Trent Reznor?

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209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

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Score:
400
 
 Drump Porbs: @Hokie333 i agree with this
 Prostata: The U.S. House of Representatives
 scribbs: "We need something to cure hiccups."
 sparename: "Hey, nice beaver!"
 Hokie333: Here in my jar/ I feel safest of all/ I can lock all my lids/ It's the only way to live/ In jars...
 enfanta: How many jars of heads does one person need?
 WaffleIron: 99 bottles of monsters on the wall, 99 bottles of monsters. Take one down and it makes a scary sound, 98 bottles of monsters on the wall.
Image 168335   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
135
 
 Sirstabbington: Our bodies are just made up of prescription pills now.
 Austin: Isn't the human body amazing?
 Hokie333: Maybe it's the engineer-wannabe in me, but comic-book robot internals never look convincing to me.
 Mr. Butt: haters gonna hate
Image 168334   03-18-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
427
 
 Bast Relief: @hearsegirl Oh my, do you like my shiny chelicerae? (Secretly I'm a spider.)
 hearsegirl: @Bast Relief i'm partial to phidippus myself
 Bast Relief: Salticidae! The only spiders I love!
 Poncho: nope
Image 168333   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Himesama
Image 168332 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by BoiledEggs. Boo, BoiledEggs.
Score:
217
 
 scribbs: Who said David Baddiel didn't have animal magnetism?
 Dr. Bathroom: Attract pigeons with this one weird trick. Park benches hate this.
 Peter Pantsless: Local bread baker didn't even give them anything
 Bast Relief: Coo coo don't kink shame coo coo.
 Scoo: I bet he smells awful
Image 168331   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Pudding
Score:
324
 
 funny in the wall: @FabricMan i'm guessing vladimir did not sound rusky enough
 FabricMan: Was that Vladomir's cousin or something?
 Cami: This is what Reagan voters believed.
Image 168330   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
274
 
 Peter Pantsless: If you attend a pro sports event, there's usually at least one cart that sells hot nut sacks. I recommend the pecans
 Telkwa: Pairs nicely with tea bags and red velvet muffins.
 Zampano: Delicious salty nut sacks
Image 168329   03-18-17   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
443
 
 a sedated moose: Definitely read that in Rolph's voice.
 Dr Awkward: Is it weird that this guy looks like the dude coming out of his mouth?
 Annoying Vegan : IDK what Snapchat is, and I am too lazy to find out.
 a robot: What the hell is this crap
 SomeCanadian: I don't have SnapChat. So done.
Image 168328   03-18-17   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
412
 
 enfanta: Babarbells?
 Cami: Other bar bell not in frame.
Image 168327   03-18-17   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
Score:
587
 
 Lestrange: I was in a coma in 2012, had the best time touring US universities giving a lecture tour on the archaeology of the Shetland Isles. Loved it. Totally pissed off when they woke me up. Also, not an archaeologist with very little academic experience.
 sparename: "Steve, if you read this, it means I didn't make it back. It also means you've broken a filament controlling a 13-second delay trigger. End of game. Bang! You're dead." AB
 ping: That explains a lot.
 tib gubb: friendly spaceship's true purpose
 Nope: I had the strangest dream I was eating chips at the computer and browsing this website that funny images come on sometimes and isnt full of jerks and this image popped up. Usually you cant read in dreams but I could read this one. Anywho turns out I am in a Richard Linklater film
 AdaMan: Joke's on you, I couldnt wake up even if I wanted to
 SomeCanadian: Eh. I'm good. Thanks though.
 Urn BooUrn: Nice try, Windfish.
 LKoroton: Ubik!
 Peter Pantsless: @jochenau The Inception sequel is a story about somebody getting utterly lost in the Internet, and once they get sick of all the bile, and end up here, like we all have, they see this message. Wake up! We miss you.
 Warrax: I'm not falling for that again.
 jochenau: The friendly spaceship is only a dream? I dunno if I want to wake up...
Image 168326   03-18-17   Uploaded by    archanon
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