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175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham



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443
 
 Telkwa: I told you it wasn't a good idea to strap the Go-Pro onto his ball.
Image 168277   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
371
 
 Bob: The End.
 Robespierre: If only it were so simple...
 Jaunty Shrimp: Pshaw, I wish
 sparename: I want to build a village called "Sorry, Not in Service" so all the buses going there will have plenty of empty seats
Image 168276   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
863
 
 Warrax: Seal installed upside down.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Bikram seal
 Ironass: You need to read the directions throughly before assembling the Ikea seal.
 Peter Pantsless: Obviously taking the same yoga class as #168265
Image 168275   03-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
370
 
 jochenau: Sex toy, slightly used. Will be disinfected.
 ch: where is that giant strawberry i ordered from the nude cult
 Jaunty Shrimp: A strawberry has never looked so gross
 Thurb Grunombies: "We should sit elsewhere"
 Poncho: @WaffleIron lol meat
 WaffleIron: Meat me at the strawberry orgy.
Image 168274   03-18-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
624
 
 Shay: "Why am I a teapot?"
 raditzu: Joan Mnemonic.
 Air Biscuit: Murder she hacked.
 WTF: @Jaunty Shrimp I wasn't forced but +'d anyway.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Give me a plus if you were ever forced to watch Murder She Wrote with your grandma
 Skinr: "Wow, it's like I'm actually getting sweared at by Betty White!"
 Thurb Grunombies: She's halfway through " 2 girls, 1 cup". And she's digging it.
Image 168273   03-18-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
290
 
 tib gubb: my knees hurt just looking at this
 ThoughtlessGentleman: If they had actual sucker cups on each tentacle i would own these now.
 Whatever: Makes it easy to get manure out of the treads
 Robespierre: Perfect for repelling ankle-biters.
 ignatz: Don't forget your shit chisel..
 Peter Pantsless: Username/upload combo on point
 hearsegirl: would you leave cthulu prints everywhere?
 Poncho: iiiii..... kinda want to try these
Image 168272   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
543
 
 Skinr: I hate musicals, and I feel indifferent about Neil Patrick Harris, but even I have to admit that the set & costume design for this movie was very good
 piranharama: Rad for Doc Horrible.
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like Doogie Howser went from a regular doctor to the mad variety
Image 168271   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
916
 
 tib gubb: @Borkf more like: knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock "I GET IT" ... knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
 Queeblo: Woody found himself in the wrong cartoon.
 Borkf: "Knock knock" "Who's there?"
Image 168270   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
790
 
 Snake Jesus: He loves it!
 Urn BooUrn: They are not enjoying their new hats.
 LKoroton: ...at the sight of a clown
 Nope: Roll up in the club like.
Image 168269   03-18-17   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
307
 
 Science: @tib gubb: Except for the fact that it's covered in garbage fondant. Cakes should only ever be frosted - fondant is a disgusting travesty that needs to stop.
 tib gubb: that actually looks really fucking good
 a robot: @hearsegirl Germany beat Argentina in the 2014 World Cup, so this is pretty timely. Nicely made cake though.
 FabricMan: Methinks there's a soccer (ahem, football) rivalry at work here
 kinggheedra: I'm thinking it's referencing the general trend of German descendants in Argentina. I say that just because this flag is the same as the one of the Weimar republic. Black, white and red would be the national socialist flag.
 hearsegirl: i know about the historical stuff but somehow i think this is soccer related maybe?
 duchaschmeremol: i realize these comments are rather upsetting for any german descendants in latin america. so i'll solemnly bear any complaints about my last comment.
 duchaschmeremol: happy birthday, dr. mengele
 WaffleIron: I guess it must be Cybersix's birthday then.
 Whatever: Well, plenty of Germans went to Argentina via Odessa didn't they?
 WaffleIron: Is this directly referencing the trend of german emigration to south america after WWII? Cause that's pretty abstract for a cake.
Image 168268   03-18-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
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