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221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221577 Morpen Lungus: Stay classy Australia.

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious



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 tib gubb: @Borkf more like: knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock "I GET IT" ... knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
 Queeblo: Woody found himself in the wrong cartoon.
 Borkf: "Knock knock" "Who's there?"
Image 168270   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
814
 
 Snake Jesus: He loves it!
 Urn BooUrn: They are not enjoying their new hats.
 LKoroton: ...at the sight of a clown
 Nope: Roll up in the club like.
Image 168269   03-18-17   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
330
 
 Science: @tib gubb: Except for the fact that it's covered in garbage fondant. Cakes should only ever be frosted - fondant is a disgusting travesty that needs to stop.
 tib gubb: that actually looks really fucking good
 a robot: @hearsegirl Germany beat Argentina in the 2014 World Cup, so this is pretty timely. Nicely made cake though.
 FabricMan: Methinks there's a soccer (ahem, football) rivalry at work here
 kinggheedra: I'm thinking it's referencing the general trend of German descendants in Argentina. I say that just because this flag is the same as the one of the Weimar republic. Black, white and red would be the national socialist flag.
 hearsegirl: i know about the historical stuff but somehow i think this is soccer related maybe?
 duchaschmeremol: i realize these comments are rather upsetting for any german descendants in latin america. so i'll solemnly bear any complaints about my last comment.
 duchaschmeremol: happy birthday, dr. mengele
 WaffleIron: I guess it must be Cybersix's birthday then.
 Whatever: Well, plenty of Germans went to Argentina via Odessa didn't they?
 WaffleIron: Is this directly referencing the trend of german emigration to south america after WWII? Cause that's pretty abstract for a cake.
Image 168268   03-18-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
415
 
 yev: damagedspine hill poster
 Mad Collager: My daughter is making the preschool beauty circuit - her name is Caribou-bou.
 karmakat: FUCK horses, this can FLY ACROSS THE WORLD.
 Telkwa: Damn elves keep mounting Santa's reindeer.
 hearsegirl: nice roofrack
Image 168267   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
578
 
 tib gubb: this seems okay
 raditzu: This will be my nightmare for the rest of my life. Thanks man... sic!
 Salmonella: Why not Zoidberg?
 Hokie333: SNIP SNIP MOTHAFUCKER!!
 hat thrab: @Peter Pantsless Crabs are a passion.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Just another day in my hood
 Beef Supreme: I got a crab hand, I got... another crab hand.
 hearsegirl: if i had this costume i would wear it everywhere.
 grizzly: CRAB PEOPLE!
 Peter Pantsless: Okay this is way scarier than #168102. Which, incidentally, is another @hat thrab image
Image 168266   03-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
753
 
 raditzu: Wooden Bowl Solid: Liquid Cat.
 Spazstatic: Same
 Ironass: Pudding cat from somethingpositive. Net
 karmakat: i am so tired...i am spineless...and will slither around....now.
 Amy Housewine: Angry snek.
 Scoo: Must boop snekcat!
 Sandor: Must be pretty hot there to melt a kitty.
 ignatz: Floof has achieved superfluidity [edit] superfloofidity
Image 168265   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
525
 
 carpwoman: The cat on the right is thinking "You, know I don't need this shit. I can make my own and they'd be better."
 hoobleton: @ughjeez same!
 ughjeez: Would definitely use these firecrackers.
Image 168264   03-18-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
464
 
 tib gubb: only the super bravest may proceed
 itskando: I said I wanted to go to the MALL!
 hearsegirl: what an adorable killing bite.
 tritium: They seem nice. And tasty.
Image 168263   03-18-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
344
 
 tib gubb: why is that monkey wearing sunglasses?
 karmakat: i am WATCHING YOU, and i am NOT amused. as such...i will wack you with what i am holding.
 Telkwa: Storyboarding rehearsal for apple frenzy scene in Anywhich Way But Loose.
 hearsegirl: and then it says, "left turn"
 Sheikhjahbooty: Is that Clint Eastwood and Francis Ford Coppola?
Image 168262   03-18-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
784
 
 ch: don't forget the driveway, jagoff
 itskando: Does battle with chicken from family guy and Frybo from Steven U
 RiderFan: Cup Noodles are working while other foods are being lazy. Step up your game lazy foods!
 Scoo: !!!
 Dresdenkeogh: Is this part of ffxv I haven't reached yet? It seems to be in theme.
Image 168261   03-18-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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