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221618  younglink: Dude, i feel ya. But the best response ive found is to own up to your mistake and genuinely apologize to her. Theres so many times where i let my pride get in the way and it only hurts her.

221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

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984
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Sir Sassypaws
 grizzly: Tommy the cat is my name!
 enfanta: "Sobriety check point my fluffy striped ass. This is profiling and you know it! Power to the paw!"
 Sandor: "I can smell that dog from here"
 a robot: How YOU doin'?
 SunWukong: Eeeeeeeeeey!
Image 168255   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
467
 
 tib gubb: thruthfully the ufo gave itself to us along with its pilot, truly the moment of mankind's greatest mistake
 cenecia: Please Stand By
 Lestrange: And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids!
 Whatever: Come back here you rotten kids! Someone is going to pay for that!
 Thurb Grunombies: The aliens came all the way to Earth to trip Kurt
 enfanta: Is this why Waldo spent the rest of his life hiding in crowds?
 Amy Housewine: It turns out that those little green plastic army men were just alien infiltrators all along.
 Peter Pantsless: The October Sky spinoff got a little out of hand
 WaffleIron: Run Tom! Run Bud! Waldo has got nothing but probing in his future, but you can save yourselves!
Image 168254   03-18-17   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
431
 
 Air Biscuit: Needs to be set up on a blind date with the man who has a cabbage for a head.
 Niels Bohr: Your girlfern is cute but is she haploid or diploid?
 Lestrange: @Knice I'm not wearing a huge top hat, but if I was I would raise it to you for that. *Cheers Knice*
 Knice: Is your girlfrond some spores?
 Poncho: do i have something on my face?
Image 168253   03-18-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
282
 
 Air Biscuit: New yorker
 Bill Rye: This gator looks a-sweet
 Amy Housewine: Ther's a monster in mah terlit.
 WaffleIron: 509...
Image 168252   03-18-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
938
 
 Snake Jesus: Safety purr-st.
 Poncho: @WaffleIron most adorable steel toe boots
 WaffleIron: @Poncho : kitty does need a bump cap and four steel toes boots
 Peter Pantsless: "Get back to work, Johnson!" "But Whiskers, I've got ten minutes left on my break!" "That tunnel to Hell isn't gonna dig itself, now hop to it!"
 Poncho: i don't think this is up to OSHA standards
Image 168251   03-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
320
 
 tib gubb: what could possibly go wrong?
 Peter Pantsless: @Beef Supreme @Eleftheros Hard to tell from the outside, but this one is actually a Stellarator; the Wendelstein 7-X in Germany, to be exact
 Beef Supreme: "We're finally done assembling the Ikea Tokamok, and with only three pieces left over."
 Lestrange: Valve lessons in plumbing school
 hearsegirl: Now THAT's an everything bagel!
 ignatz: In search of the perfect donut
 Hosebag: My GF's vibrator is broken again.
 Eleftheros: "Dude, brah, it's your turn to hit the tokamak."
 SunWukong: Developing nuclear fusion. Which would be handy.
 Zampano: Im not sure what kind of workplace that is, or what that is, but it looks either fun or terrifying, and definitely nothing in between
 Sheikhjahbooty: And now we throw in the sacrifice, lest the paricle gods withhold antimatter from us.
Image 168250   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
274
 
 Air Biscuit: Ah caut it. Gham over. Ah won. Sit now.
 Robespierre: I'm gonna rip it up ... and ball tonight.
 trelyate: no take, only throw
 Hosebag: I REALLY like this ball.
 LKoroton: You took my balls, I replace them
Image 168249   03-18-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
455
 
 Poncho: they said only the pure of heart, but nothing about a heart of pure titanium
 Amy Housewine: The most effective crime-fighting duo since Dempsey and Makepeace.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Decker dreams of unicorns, and being a better cop.
 Peter Pantsless: This paralyzes the unicorn
Image 168248   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 carpwoman: Tiny brand new kitteh.
 WaffleIron: "Kitten missile" is a brand new phrase for my brain
Image 168247   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
423
 
 AgentView: Nice wargaming terrain. I bet you could fit a whole squad of terminators on each floor.
Image 168246   03-18-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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