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249470  Yurishiro: Someone hug that dog now

249470  Sandor: Nobody puts puppy in the corner

249448  Volwen: Girtle or Turaffe?

249472  Yurishiro: Big dinosaur detector*

249414  Teechur: I, too, would like a barrel of pig and goat, please.

249473  Ihminen: hmm might as well grab a couple of these and eat them while drinking the juice made from those round orange fruits

249419  Teechur: This looks like the graveyard of chargers my stoodints tried to use in my klasshole. Klasshole is my new word for classroom. The comments become infinitely more amusing.

249468  Ihminen: "this is fine"

249455  Ihminen: damnit i've been using mustard all this time and it has not been as effective as this! thanks ketchup!

249459  Ihminen: I bet he is knitting right as i'm typing this comment and whenever you are reading this said comment

249466  Ihminen: snoozefest 2018

249428  Teechur: Is that a table or chair behind the doggos? I'll bet that thing weighs as much as, like, a tree or somethin'

249377  tib gubb: if i says i fits, then i fits.

249451  Teechur: I just hope he didn't grab anything else before he stretched it that far.

249452  Teechur: @Yurishiro Everybody does

248861  Mr Bleak: @Ronick Hold the tip down for five seconds. If that doesn't work, turn it off and back on again.

249456  Teechur: You lost your ladder.

248871  Mr Bleak: Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh ...

249441  trelyate: "hey, FBI, there's this guy in the Oval Office you should look into..."

249467  Mr. Shine: *waves back*

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249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

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249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor



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Score:
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 Mr. Whiskers: @Air Biscuit Yes...hence the polo horse crushing him. To quote McBain: Dat's ze joke.
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Whiskers polo was the little horseman. Lacoste had the alligator.
 Whatever: If tape keeps Trump's tie under control then why not?
 White Rice: @Skinr with de wall-to-wall carpeting?
 fanny: lexuslurch at home.
 WaffleIron: Aggro? Check. Gator? Check! Shirt could be a little more purple though.
 Skinr: Gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn / Get a cute little t-shirt, wit' de alligator on
 Mr. Whiskers: He would later be crushed to death faking the "Polo" logo.
Image 168237   03-18-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
483
 
 Felicity: @White Rice In the Claws of the Mandarin
 Lestrange: Jack Burton le renifleur de bouche
 White Rice: @Mr. Whiskers the adventures of Jack Burton and the Chinese (mandarin) griefs?
 winwolf: Cotelettes de Porc Express
 Mr. Whiskers: French Trouble in translating Little China
Image 168236   03-18-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
590
 
 thebiglutovsky: @enfanta *applauds*
 Scoo: Toughens up weak babies and builds character!
 Lestrange: At least it's not real poo
 funny in the wall: Not to be confused with the "no more ears" shampoo
 enfanta: ... I'm glad that place burned to the ground.
 enfanta: ... not good ones...
 enfanta: God, this brings back memories...
Image 168235   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
51
 
 SpaceCow: I swear you could only get these at Cracker Barrels and specialty candy shops for awhile and now I can find them in gas stations.
 Bob: Many years ago, I had one as a kid but didn't like it. Maybe I'll try again today...
 ch: this is about the fingernail isn't it it's always about the fingernail
 Skinr: I, too, enjoy Zero bars
 WTF: Only 450 calories.
 trelyate: white fudge is my porn name
 WTF: Saved by Zero
 werterland: Zero? I haven't seen that bar in years. *cigarette drag*
 thebiglutovsky: I like the zero bar.
 Mr. Whiskers: Illuminougati confirmed
Image 168234   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
459
 
 Air Biscuit: In the future,wifi will be a thing of the past. Everyne will have a fiber optic line to their portable devices.
 ch: Labor Art, String Division. Other divisions include Lot of Stuff Stacked In Patterns Division and Here's A Million Of One Thing Division.
 Mad Collager: I just love string music!
Image 168233   03-18-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
455
 
 Wooden Spoon: Did whinnie the pooh just take a whinnie the pee between his timberlands?
Image 168232   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
142
 
 Aemuli: Wash your hands, stop. Set fire to your manhood, stop. I'm getting pretty good at this translation stuff.
 Telkwa: Disinfect your keyboard while you're at it.
Image 168231   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
388
 
 Mr. Butt: Double dog rad vote!
 enfanta: #168159 the pic so nice, they posted it twice?
Image 168230   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Suburbanmom
Score:
393
 
 tib gubb: somehow i feel this was miscommunicated somewhere
 Air Biscuit: Tuck them in. But only at the crotch.
 some guy : What's up Ranch Dubois??
 Hokie333: A sweatier, crinklier version of #156614.
 Aemuli: Every day we drift further from God's light.
 ch: Ryan O'Neal is Bobby Fine in So Fine II
 grizzly: Heard about these on wait wait don't tell me this morning.
 Sadbot: Pros: show off my bitchin scars. Cons: mom jeans make me look like I've got a tall butt. Hrmmm...
 Knice: Clearly you kneed these.
 E. HONDA: Purchasing for the first time? Who do you think I am? I'm adding these to my extensive collection of windowed legwear
 ChubbyBuddy: at last, i will be able to show off my buzz and woody tattoos without sacrificing shin warmth
 sparename: "Strategically placed and cleverly shaped plastic lenses make it LOOK like you skipped leg day"
Image 168229   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
735
 
 yev: yellow ducky is traumatised
 Bill Rye: "I'm... I'm just a head?"
 Mad Collager: OMG! Does my fur make me look fat?
 sparename: I stare back at myself in the bathroom mirror, seeing my whole past life through shit-tinted spectacles and realise it was all just a bad joke. Then I go back to the living room and cough up a hairball behind the TV
 fanny: "Oh shit i'm a cat!"
 Telkwa: Forehead goes here on little pillow above the backsplash.
 Lestrange: Oh God, my owner uses this soap dispenser unironically. Where did it all go wrong?
 tib gubb: you cat is fat
Image 168228   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
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