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187788  Robespierre: Talk about PRIDE!

187744  Shay: What could possibly go wrong?

187794  SomeCanadian: Tiny comment.

187795  SomeCanadian: This is why you should decalcify your showerhead every year.

187796  SomeCanadian: Night on Doot Mountain

187795  Robespierre: Bathtub Djinn

187782  ignatz: @WaffleIron That is effing awesome, not quite what I was hoping for, but it spins and generates locomotion, so must qualify..

187795  Micro Jackson: This is fine

187759  Micro Jackson: The Feeders of Vaal gettin younger all the time

187760  Micro Jackson: This is what happens when you spend $120 on a kitty bed

187768  Micro Jackson: Do you got any Jack Daniels?

187791  Amy Housewine: Yaaaa mon me affa da most unconvincing accent in film since Dick Van Dyke

187769  Micro Jackson: Peel me

187770  Micro Jackson: No, the floor is lava! LAVA!!!!

187793  Amy Housewine: I don't want to feel the tip when I hug someone.

187774  Micro Jackson: What? Where does it say "No parking"?

187775  Micro Jackson: You gotta work on your delivery

187773  ignatz: In UK they're known as 'Hooligan Tools'

187776  Micro Jackson: Uplifting

187779  Micro Jackson: Impressive. The only thing I can knit is my brow

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187696 Air Biscuit: Wheres the usb port?

187596 JohnCarcinogen: @JohnCarcinogen Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

187706 mrwiffler: @SomeCanadian And following them...

187591 werterland: I have a cat.

187605 jazzjunkie: I imagine these as pincers, clacking open and closed like mantis mandibles

187662 Hokie333: Much like its aquatic cousins, the Canon LaserSquid Pro sprays pigment at its enemies when threatened.

187572 Horatio: I tought this said pant horse, and that's what I'm calling centaurs from now on.

187687 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward hahaha goddammit, people

187709 Air Biscuit: Same.

187642 Air Biscuit: Fun is hard to beat.



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Score:
945
 
 Mr. Whiskers: @Air Biscuit Yes...hence the polo horse crushing him. To quote McBain: Dat's ze joke.
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Whiskers polo was the little horseman. Lacoste had the alligator.
 Whatever: If tape keeps Trump's tie under control then why not?
 White Rice: @Skinr with de wall-to-wall carpeting?
 fanny: lexuslurch at home.
 WaffleIron: Aggro? Check. Gator? Check! Shirt could be a little more purple though.
 Skinr: Gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn / Get a cute little t-shirt, wit' de alligator on
 Mr. Whiskers: He would later be crushed to death faking the "Polo" logo.
Image 168237   03-18-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
451
 
 Lestrange: Jack Burton le renifleur de bouche
 White Rice: @Mr. Whiskers the adventures of Jack Burton and the Chinese (mandarin) griefs?
 winwolf: Cotelettes de Porc Express
 Mr. Whiskers: French Trouble in translating Little China
Image 168236   03-18-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
590
 
 thebiglutovsky: @enfanta *applauds*
 Scoo: Toughens up weak babies and builds character!
 Lestrange: At least it's not real poo
 funny in the wall: Not to be confused with the "no more ears" shampoo
 enfanta: ... I'm glad that place burned to the ground.
 enfanta: ... not good ones...
 enfanta: God, this brings back memories...
Image 168235   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
51
 
 SpaceCow: I swear you could only get these at Cracker Barrels and specialty candy shops for awhile and now I can find them in gas stations.
 Bob: Many years ago, I had one as a kid but didn't like it. Maybe I'll try again today...
 ch: this is about the fingernail isn't it it's always about the fingernail
 Skinr: I, too, enjoy Zero bars
 WTF: Only 450 calories.
 trelyate: white fudge is my porn name
 WTF: Saved by Zero
 werterland: Zero? I haven't seen that bar in years. *cigarette drag*
 thebiglutovsky: I like the zero bar.
 Mr. Whiskers: Illuminougati confirmed
Image 168234   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
428
 
 Air Biscuit: In the future,wifi will be a thing of the past. Everyne will have a fiber optic line to their portable devices.
 ch: Labor Art, String Division. Other divisions include Lot of Stuff Stacked In Patterns Division and Here's A Million Of One Thing Division.
 Mad Collager: I just love string music!
Image 168233   03-18-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
428
 
 Wooden Spoon: Did whinnie the pooh just take a whinnie the pee between his timberlands?
Image 168232   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
142
 
 Aemuli: Wash your hands, stop. Set fire to your manhood, stop. I'm getting pretty good at this translation stuff.
 Telkwa: Disinfect your keyboard while you're at it.
Image 168231   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
388
 
 Mr. Butt: Double dog rad vote!
 enfanta: #168159 the pic so nice, they posted it twice?
Image 168230   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Suburbanmom
Score:
360
 
 tib gubb: somehow i feel this was miscommunicated somewhere
 Air Biscuit: Tuck them in. But only at the crotch.
 some guy : What's up Ranch Dubois??
 Hokie333: A sweatier, crinklier version of #156614.
 Aemuli: Every day we drift further from God's light.
 ch: Ryan O'Neal is Bobby Fine in So Fine II
 grizzly: Heard about these on wait wait don't tell me this morning.
 Sadbot: Pros: show off my bitchin scars. Cons: mom jeans make me look like I've got a tall butt. Hrmmm...
 Knice: Clearly you kneed these.
 E. HONDA: Purchasing for the first time? Who do you think I am? I'm adding these to my extensive collection of windowed legwear
 ChubbyBuddy: at last, i will be able to show off my buzz and woody tattoos without sacrificing shin warmth
 sparename: "Strategically placed and cleverly shaped plastic lenses make it LOOK like you skipped leg day"
Image 168229   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
684
 
 yev: yellow ducky is traumatised
 Bill Rye: "I'm... I'm just a head?"
 Mad Collager: OMG! Does my fur make me look fat?
 sparename: I stare back at myself in the bathroom mirror, seeing my whole past life through shit-tinted spectacles and realise it was all just a bad joke. Then I go back to the living room and cough up a hairball behind the TV
 fanny: "Oh shit i'm a cat!"
 Telkwa: Forehead goes here on little pillow above the backsplash.
 Lestrange: Oh God, my owner uses this soap dispenser unironically. Where did it all go wrong?
 tib gubb: you cat is fat
Image 168228   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
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