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248692  BavidDowie: l'acqua frizzante

248454  tib gubb: cup o' bun

248755  Sadbot: Fartparty USA, m'lords and ladies!

248705  BavidDowie: Is this the end of The Giver?

248763  Sadbot: youtu.be/…

248736  BavidDowie: dooglie-eyes

248765  Sadbot: We're a culture, not a costume

248742  BavidDowie: He told them they didn't need to wash their hands. Also that what you say is more important than what you eat bc it just ends up as shit anyway.

248749  BavidDowie: @Telkwa until recently there was an ATM in Vatican City with Latin as an option

248701  Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248759  addend: Well? That kitty ain't gonna clean itself.

248752  BavidDowie: Badonkabeentheredonethat

248749  Warrax: Need some cash to buy a shirt.

248770  glenalec: Smoooch!

248766  glenalec: That's my breakfast too!

248758  a robot: Both guys on the left look like their faces have been badly 'shopped in

248705  Dr Awkward: This place looks cozy. I'll take it.

248757  E. HONDA: this is abominable

248762  E. HONDA: if I remember Tolkien correctly, orcs are basically fucked up elves, so there could also be keebler orcs, christmas orcs, and house orcs

248755  dangerkeith3000: I try not to lick the daily slimer.

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248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

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Image 167836 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Bu7Z. You have brought shame on us, Bu7Z.
Score:
297
 
 zupobaloop: @Supermansbrother Yup! Image is good for a history lesson. Kind of bad besides.
 Dr Awkward: @Supermansbrother Oh, wow, I wish I had read this before I commented... Interesting!
 Dr Awkward: Beats the hell out of the "Kingsford automotive carbon-based liquid"
 FabricMan: @Supermansbrother They tried to paint a picture where a family would climb into their Model T, drive out into the country, and go camping. They didn't just sell cars; they sold the Great Outdoors. (In fact, Henry Ford may have even coined the term.)
 Supermansbrother: I think that Henry Ford started a charcoal company when he saw the huge piles of wooden crates in which auto parts were shipped to him. I think that Kingsford is the descendant of that company.
 KrazyKat: No discernable source of fire - thsee must be intended for use directly on the engine block.
 Scoo: Sizzling broiled meats, steaming coffee, and toasted sandwiches are really all I want out of life
Image 167835   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
720
 
 Mr. Butt: I love everything about this
 Telkwa: I'm figuratively swamped LOL.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice it looks like you may have to change your username to "pun croc," dude
 Knice: Is a punk croc like an aggro gator?
 ignatz: Punk Ills, Pun Kills
Image 167834   03-16-17   Uploaded by    kazzy94
Score:
157
 
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny haha NEVER living that down :P
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :) I even googled buttonhorn once... I was looking for the site that they originally came from. All that showed up were pictures of car horns, I just assumed it was so underground that google hadn't found it yet...
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I used to be big into graffiti when I was in the band. I painted crap all over the drum heads. I got caught, but that didn't stop me. I laid low for a while, and then I started up again, BUT-ON-HORNS, instead
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless my mom still rags on me for shit i did as a kid... so i'm used to being the BUTT of jokes :)
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny And now that we're on a smartphone, I'd better use one of these BUTTONS to get Beth Evans on the HORN...haha holy crap this is gonna be fun
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Yeah you're not gonna live that one down :P
 Peter Pantsless: @zupobaloop I ask myself that question every day. hashtag pantslesshorn
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :-D
 zupobaloop: Why even have a calendar lol
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny button-less horn?
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless Pantslesshorn
 Snake Jesus: A while ago I put my friends' cats' birthdays into my phone calendar. I'm still too amused to remove them.
 wolfpk: Cheeto anniversary! That is a big deal!
 Peter Pantsless: And yet this is still more active than my calendar
Image 167833   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
352
 
 Coolguy: Is this on the dark web?
 tritium: Internet pizza!
 White Rice: ...I'm in.
 grizzly: Not resolved:(
 kinggheedra: That technology was available then. Why did we have to wait until now to do this?
 tib gubb: fucking jackpot
 bug: Domain name available!
 FabricMan: Mozart's Ghost was such a rocking band!
 tokyopig: autorad for crt
 fakeusername: who could ever have imagined this brave new world of the future, where now instead you can visit net.pizza.
 ChubbyBuddy: This is what passes for pornography on the state approved North Korean internet
Image 167832   03-16-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
670
 
 Urn BooUrn: @Prostata BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Science Rules!
 t48: Corgtastic
 El Barto: Man's fabulous friend.
 Prostata: Bark Nye the Science Dog! Bark! Bark!
 Mr. Butt: oh hi mark
Image 167831   03-16-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
578
 
 enfanta: And yet they pushed H1...
 Warrax: It's not what you think. The bellboy is replaced by a donkey to help with your bags at night. Bunch of perverts around here.
 illBilliam: Sorry blind people, that will always just be a smooth mystery button to you. No after hours ass... or surprise after hours ass for the brave and curious.
 wolfpk: Is that legal? Only one way to find out!
 Aemuli: Always rad after hours ass, because the company isn't paying you for ass during the work day, you lazy horny bastard.
 bug: I see this one's been used so often, the braille has worn off.
 Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan You are not. Don't do it when it free-falls, though; you'll fold like an accordion. Lay flat on the floor instead. You'll still probably die, but at least you won't look like an idiot
 Prostata: i bet the front desk is sick and tired of drunks pushing that button
 Derp Herpigan: Please tell me I'm not the only one who jumps in elevators when going down just to feel the anti-gravity sensation.
 Knice: *click* ... *click* ... *click-click* ... *CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK*
Image 167830   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
266
 
 Hosebag: @Warrax *** sniff ***
 enfanta: Thing as a child?
 enfanta: Thing as a child?
 Warrax: Don't eat that part, you don't know where it's been.
 KrazyKat: @Peter Pantsless yeah - too gross. You can see where he knawed it off.
 Telkwa: Left click in 3, 2, 1...
 Peter Pantsless: @KrazyKat haha gross
 KrazyKat: Good to see that poor cat got free of one of it's extra hands.
Image 167829   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
669
 
 Teechur: Who gives a fig WHAT you think? Dates are the pits anyway.
 tritium: You couldn't adapt your dumb pun, so you lash out at your S/O? Your momma isn't raisin you right!
 Sadbot: Raisins: They ruin cookies AND dating
 Whatever: Talk about raisin your expectations...
 jochenau: Wouldn't asking, "How about a date?" in this context be overwhelmingly likely to yield a "No" response? I imagine that dates are even less popular than raisins.
 Peter Pantsless: raisins make me fart. hahaha, nobody knows that but my doctor, my brother, and you dorks! hahaha
 chhumphrey: Guess they didn't want to go on the date
Image 167828   03-16-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
482
 
 hearsegirl: @Prostata they are trying to adapt and survive because we humans are destroying where they live.
 KrazyKat: Bermuda tree frog.
 Prostata: what's with all the pictures of tiny frogs sitting in random places? Is there a frog invasion going on?
 Mr. Butt: What kind of birb is this?
 Skaalar: This is a dangerous game you're playing, little man.
Image 167827   03-16-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
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