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205319  NoRagrets: @WaffleIron Quartluruntleped. It is both all colors and no color simultaneously

205326  fisto: Welcome to Silver Lake

205297  Scoo: R ecursive

205326  pirate: It looks like the cover of Dianetics

205299  Scoo: "Llama Panties" is fun to say

205318  jochenau: Good effort, but the third line doesn't scan. B+ for little Sally.

205326  Cheesecake: It\'s the young SyFy channel movie

205284  Annoying Vegan : These are better than not having candy, but only slightly

205308  Fiveninety: more like 60%, though

205245  Wolfechu: This this is a feature they're boasting about says a lot for Windows 95 through 8.

205248  Wolfechu: Anywhere's a weed store if you keep trying and believe in yourself.

205325  static xyz: Dr.Suess was a genius. I read his books to my kids altogether the time, hoping the morals sink in.

205259  Wolfechu: This reeks of polygamy.

205307  WTF: "Don't copy that... uh, this is fine."

205312  WTF: Huh, huh... "stem lube"

205308  Mr. Butt: IM PICKLE RICK!!!

205245  Kess: The files are IN the computer!

205311  Mr. Butt: Donkey Kong.

205317  Derp Herpigan: Guess we've finally answered that question.

205315  DrinkMixMan: It's turtle part or the way down

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205169 VeeKay: @space Drove past your town today on't way to Nelson.

205186 WaffleIron: Octarine.

205201 Felicity: Hey, Ive got that font! Minya Nouvelle

205106 Mr Bleak: Thank fuck for mirrors is all I can say.

205135 trelyate: I think he's sad because he accidentally locked his only chair in the cage and can't get it back

205174 FabricMan: @VeeKay A look forward to 2035: "I never thought I'd see someone who could make Trump look leveled, smart, and competent."

205236 Felicity: I have had burgers that contained hot dogs before, and they were good. No pickles or sauce, please.

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware

205245 Wolfechu: This this is a feature they're boasting about says a lot for Windows 95 through 8.

205080 VeeKay: Just voted to have less masculinity and competition in sport and more of this stuff.



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 zupobaloop: @Supermansbrother Yup! Image is good for a history lesson. Kind of bad besides.
 Dr Awkward: @Supermansbrother Oh, wow, I wish I had read this before I commented... Interesting!
 Dr Awkward: Beats the hell out of the "Kingsford automotive carbon-based liquid"
 FabricMan: @Supermansbrother They tried to paint a picture where a family would climb into their Model T, drive out into the country, and go camping. They didn't just sell cars; they sold the Great Outdoors. (In fact, Henry Ford may have even coined the term.)
 Supermansbrother: I think that Henry Ford started a charcoal company when he saw the huge piles of wooden crates in which auto parts were shipped to him. I think that Kingsford is the descendant of that company.
 KrazyKat: No discernable source of fire - thsee must be intended for use directly on the engine block.
 Scoo: Sizzling broiled meats, steaming coffee, and toasted sandwiches are really all I want out of life
Image 167835   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
720
 
 Mr. Butt: I love everything about this
 Telkwa: I'm figuratively swamped LOL.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice it looks like you may have to change your username to "pun croc," dude
 Knice: Is a punk croc like an aggro gator?
 ignatz: Punk Ills, Pun Kills
Image 167834   03-16-17   Uploaded by    kazzy94
Score:
157
 
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny haha NEVER living that down :P
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :) I even googled buttonhorn once... I was looking for the site that they originally came from. All that showed up were pictures of car horns, I just assumed it was so underground that google hadn't found it yet...
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I used to be big into graffiti when I was in the band. I painted crap all over the drum heads. I got caught, but that didn't stop me. I laid low for a while, and then I started up again, BUT-ON-HORNS, instead
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless my mom still rags on me for shit i did as a kid... so i'm used to being the BUTT of jokes :)
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny And now that we're on a smartphone, I'd better use one of these BUTTONS to get Beth Evans on the HORN...haha holy crap this is gonna be fun
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Yeah you're not gonna live that one down :P
 Peter Pantsless: @zupobaloop I ask myself that question every day. hashtag pantslesshorn
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :-D
 zupobaloop: Why even have a calendar lol
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny button-less horn?
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless Pantslesshorn
 Snake Jesus: A while ago I put my friends' cats' birthdays into my phone calendar. I'm still too amused to remove them.
 wolfpk: Cheeto anniversary! That is a big deal!
 Peter Pantsless: And yet this is still more active than my calendar
Image 167833   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
352
 
 Coolguy: Is this on the dark web?
 tritium: Internet pizza!
 White Rice: ...I'm in.
 grizzly: Not resolved:(
 kinggheedra: That technology was available then. Why did we have to wait until now to do this?
 tib gubb: fucking jackpot
 bug: Domain name available!
 FabricMan: Mozart's Ghost was such a rocking band!
 tokyopig: autorad for crt
 fakeusername: who could ever have imagined this brave new world of the future, where now instead you can visit net.pizza.
 ChubbyBuddy: This is what passes for pornography on the state approved North Korean internet
Image 167832   03-16-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
670
 
 Urn BooUrn: @Prostata BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Science Rules!
 t48: Corgtastic
 El Barto: Man's fabulous friend.
 Prostata: Bark Nye the Science Dog! Bark! Bark!
 Mr. Butt: oh hi mark
Image 167831   03-16-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
578
 
 enfanta: And yet they pushed H1...
 Warrax: It's not what you think. The bellboy is replaced by a donkey to help with your bags at night. Bunch of perverts around here.
 illBilliam: Sorry blind people, that will always just be a smooth mystery button to you. No after hours ass... or surprise after hours ass for the brave and curious.
 wolfpk: Is that legal? Only one way to find out!
 Aemuli: Always rad after hours ass, because the company isn't paying you for ass during the work day, you lazy horny bastard.
 bug: I see this one's been used so often, the braille has worn off.
 Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan You are not. Don't do it when it free-falls, though; you'll fold like an accordion. Lay flat on the floor instead. You'll still probably die, but at least you won't look like an idiot
 Prostata: i bet the front desk is sick and tired of drunks pushing that button
 Derp Herpigan: Please tell me I'm not the only one who jumps in elevators when going down just to feel the anti-gravity sensation.
 Knice: *click* ... *click* ... *click-click* ... *CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK*
Image 167830   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
266
 
 Hosebag: @Warrax *** sniff ***
 enfanta: Thing as a child?
 enfanta: Thing as a child?
 Warrax: Don't eat that part, you don't know where it's been.
 KrazyKat: @Peter Pantsless yeah - too gross. You can see where he knawed it off.
 Telkwa: Left click in 3, 2, 1...
 Peter Pantsless: @KrazyKat haha gross
 KrazyKat: Good to see that poor cat got free of one of it's extra hands.
Image 167829   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
669
 
 Teechur: Who gives a fig WHAT you think? Dates are the pits anyway.
 tritium: You couldn't adapt your dumb pun, so you lash out at your S/O? Your momma isn't raisin you right!
 Sadbot: Raisins: They ruin cookies AND dating
 Whatever: Talk about raisin your expectations...
 jochenau: Wouldn't asking, "How about a date?" in this context be overwhelmingly likely to yield a "No" response? I imagine that dates are even less popular than raisins.
 Peter Pantsless: raisins make me fart. hahaha, nobody knows that but my doctor, my brother, and you dorks! hahaha
 chhumphrey: Guess they didn't want to go on the date
Image 167828   03-16-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
482
 
 hearsegirl: @Prostata they are trying to adapt and survive because we humans are destroying where they live.
 KrazyKat: Bermuda tree frog.
 Prostata: what's with all the pictures of tiny frogs sitting in random places? Is there a frog invasion going on?
 Mr. Butt: What kind of birb is this?
 Skaalar: This is a dangerous game you're playing, little man.
Image 167827   03-16-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
118
 
 Beeble: @a sedated moose Only for moose.
 a sedated moose: Aren't rophies illegal?
Image 167826   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
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