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254218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahaha douche.

254225  Coolguy: If a tree fall and no one is there to hear it, are you still a good boy?

254219  dangerkeith3000: username / upload combo

254222  dangerkeith3000: @WTF You scared me for a second there

254224  dangerkeith3000: Yo mama's so big should can fit around the table

254227  dangerkeith3000: Stop picking at it!

254221  grizzly: This is my phone's background.

254012  Science: You are running multiple instances of Firefox

254029  Science: Autosaving - don't turn off your console...

254193  isosceleswaffle: Ah, that small blip in time where part of a generation was just /slightly/ too old to enjoy Barney.

254051  Science: You don't want to see me when I'm angry...

254222  wolfpk: Far Side is so good, because it is so simple! Larson never tried to be fancy. He just stuck to straight forward humor.

254234  Jack Daniels: on a serious note adding clothing was probably done to assign a visible gender to the parent

254227  wolfpk: "We ain't found shit!"

254204  Not A Bot: In not and.

254133  Science: @fanny: If you properly maintain the litter, there is no cat odor problem

254149  Science: Race and ethnicity are different things

254222  Bluetocracy: Thank you, Far Side.

254222  WTF: RIP Gary Larson... he isn't dead, I just hope he had a good night's sleep.

254223  Mexico: You're right! This is better than hospital food!

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254154 PenguinBartender: *rolls eyes* "pssh, silly photoshopped memes." *quick google search.* "...Holy shit."

254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.



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Score:
720
 
 Mr. Butt: I love everything about this
 Telkwa: I'm figuratively swamped LOL.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice it looks like you may have to change your username to "pun croc," dude
 Knice: Is a punk croc like an aggro gator?
 ignatz: Punk Ills, Pun Kills
Image 167834   03-16-17   Uploaded by    kazzy94
Score:
157
 
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny haha NEVER living that down :P
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :) I even googled buttonhorn once... I was looking for the site that they originally came from. All that showed up were pictures of car horns, I just assumed it was so underground that google hadn't found it yet...
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I used to be big into graffiti when I was in the band. I painted crap all over the drum heads. I got caught, but that didn't stop me. I laid low for a while, and then I started up again, BUT-ON-HORNS, instead
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless my mom still rags on me for shit i did as a kid... so i'm used to being the BUTT of jokes :)
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny And now that we're on a smartphone, I'd better use one of these BUTTONS to get Beth Evans on the HORN...haha holy crap this is gonna be fun
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Yeah you're not gonna live that one down :P
 Peter Pantsless: @zupobaloop I ask myself that question every day. hashtag pantslesshorn
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :-D
 zupobaloop: Why even have a calendar lol
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny button-less horn?
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless Pantslesshorn
 Snake Jesus: A while ago I put my friends' cats' birthdays into my phone calendar. I'm still too amused to remove them.
 wolfpk: Cheeto anniversary! That is a big deal!
 Peter Pantsless: And yet this is still more active than my calendar
Image 167833   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
387
 
 Coolguy: Is this on the dark web?
 tritium: Internet pizza!
 White Rice: ...I'm in.
 grizzly: Not resolved:(
 kinggheedra: That technology was available then. Why did we have to wait until now to do this?
 tib gubb: fucking jackpot
 bug: Domain name available!
 FabricMan: Mozart's Ghost was such a rocking band!
 tokyopig: autorad for crt
 fakeusername: who could ever have imagined this brave new world of the future, where now instead you can visit net.pizza.
 ChubbyBuddy: This is what passes for pornography on the state approved North Korean internet
Image 167832   03-16-17   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
670
 
 taiko: Rockstar Spud
 Urn BooUrn: @Prostata BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Science Rules!
 t48: Corgtastic
 El Barto: Man's fabulous friend.
 Prostata: Bark Nye the Science Dog! Bark! Bark!
 Mr. Butt: oh hi mark
Image 167831   03-16-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
613
 
 enfanta: And yet they pushed H1...
 Warrax: It's not what you think. The bellboy is replaced by a donkey to help with your bags at night. Bunch of perverts around here.
 illBilliam: Sorry blind people, that will always just be a smooth mystery button to you. No after hours ass... or surprise after hours ass for the brave and curious.
 wolfpk: Is that legal? Only one way to find out!
 Aemuli: Always rad after hours ass, because the company isn't paying you for ass during the work day, you lazy horny bastard.
 bug: I see this one's been used so often, the braille has worn off.
 Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan You are not. Don't do it when it free-falls, though; you'll fold like an accordion. Lay flat on the floor instead. You'll still probably die, but at least you won't look like an idiot
 Prostata: i bet the front desk is sick and tired of drunks pushing that button
 Derp Herpigan: Please tell me I'm not the only one who jumps in elevators when going down just to feel the anti-gravity sensation.
 Knice: *click* ... *click* ... *click-click* ... *CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK*
Image 167830   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
266
 
 Hosebag: @Warrax *** sniff ***
 enfanta: Thing as a child?
 enfanta: Thing as a child?
 Warrax: Don't eat that part, you don't know where it's been.
 KrazyKat: @Peter Pantsless yeah - too gross. You can see where he knawed it off.
 Telkwa: Left click in 3, 2, 1...
 Peter Pantsless: @KrazyKat haha gross
 KrazyKat: Good to see that poor cat got free of one of it's extra hands.
Image 167829   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
699
 
 Teechur: Who gives a fig WHAT you think? Dates are the pits anyway.
 tritium: You couldn't adapt your dumb pun, so you lash out at your S/O? Your momma isn't raisin you right!
 Sadbot: Raisins: They ruin cookies AND dating
 Whatever: Talk about raisin your expectations...
 jochenau: Wouldn't asking, "How about a date?" in this context be overwhelmingly likely to yield a "No" response? I imagine that dates are even less popular than raisins.
 Peter Pantsless: raisins make me fart. hahaha, nobody knows that but my doctor, my brother, and you dorks! hahaha
 chhumphrey: Guess they didn't want to go on the date
Image 167828   03-16-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
513
 
 hearsegirl: @Prostata they are trying to adapt and survive because we humans are destroying where they live.
 KrazyKat: Bermuda tree frog.
 Prostata: what's with all the pictures of tiny frogs sitting in random places? Is there a frog invasion going on?
 Mr. Butt: What kind of birb is this?
 Skaalar: This is a dangerous game you're playing, little man.
Image 167827   03-16-17   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
108
 
 Beeble: @a sedated moose Only for moose.
 a sedated moose: Aren't rophies illegal?
Image 167826   03-16-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
609
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Annoying Vegan Good point; actually it'd melt as soon as @Knice skated on. They also sell paper fans at the concession stand for the same reason
 bug: *Reverses signs, Bugs Bunny style*
 Annoying Vegan : @Peter Pantsless @Knice It would be rad AF, but eventually all the ice would melt from all the fire.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice That...would be a hell of a show
 Knice: I'd pay double for Rammstein on Ice.
Image 167825   03-16-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
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