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273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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Score:
604
 
 tib gubb: it's time for the machine revolution already?
 wolfpk: Chicka chickaaa
 wolfpk: Chicka chickaaa
 Dresdenkeogh: SOMEONE HIDE KRILLEN!
 Dan Tagonistic: He'll dishwash away your sins
 WaffleIron: Just get upstairs already.
Image 167676   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
353
 
 zupobaloop: Dude I'm like so high right now
 SomeCanadian: Heck these dang Oni! Get outta here!
 tritium: Later, yokailords
Image 167675   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
516
 
 Teechur: Catdalf the Brown before he became Catdalf the Grey
 CastleBravo: (Jabba laugh)
 SomeCanadian: @Dresdenkeogh This cat has no legs and just rolls around like a bowling pin.
 KrazyKat: Floofers been snacking on dust bunnies again.
 Dresdenkeogh: This cat runs a bicycle co-op in Portland.
 WaffleIron: Yer a wizard, kitty!
Image 167674   03-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
561
 
 Teechur: (not seen): Easter decorations on the other side.
 SomeCanadian: I'll get you my dooties!
 Annoying Vegan : I am the ghost of Christmas past!
Image 167673   03-15-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
375
 
 Shay: Prof. Hector of Gyromite isn't gonna take R.O.B.'s shit anymore.
 WaffleIron: @Science : I just don't think it will fit, but let's let him have it, yeah.
 Science: Rad for trigger discipline.
 ChubbyBuddy: Point Break is different than i remember
 Dresdenkeogh: The mascot street wars are comical in appearance, but deadly in application.
Image 167672   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
378
 
 Shay: Bad ol' George.
 Shay: Hey kid, wanna buy some drugs?
 winwolf: Oh, hi.
 raditzu: Nature you creepy!
 fanny: well that's quite a find!
 SomeCanadian: Hey! A little help here buddy?!?
 Amy Housewine: Stargazy Earth.
Image 167671   03-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
562
 
 yev: comma is redundant
 Science: Appropriate, given her character on Scream Queens. It's sad season 2 sucked so badly.
 Beeble: She looks nice. Drop the comma and maybe the sign fits?
 Dan Tagonistic: Outta nowhere
 Dresdenkeogh: We couldn't fit "surprise, motha-fucka" on the sign. When we tried to put it on two signs we got sued by showtime.
Image 167670   03-15-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
552
 
 Peter Pantsless: Shut up, Archimedes
 San DoDo: That is a rock
 tritium: That's a mouse, honey.
Image 167669   03-15-17   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
408
 
 apoxia: One day, one day
 annterland: @CastleBravo fantastic :)
 CastleBravo: @annterland Nope! That was exactly the joke I was going for. :-D
 annterland: @annterland ugh, I think you missed the joke...blergh
 annterland: @CastleBravo I mean, yeah, you're already blue :)
 CastleBravo: @annterland I can only hold my breath so long...... :-P
 annterland: @CastleBravo only if you're purple.
 CastleBravo: Hmm. So no YouTube links, I guess.
 CastleBravo: @SomeCanadian grilledsloinbacon/ls3qDfTP0mw
 Peter Pantsless: How is kitteh formed?
 SomeCanadian: @tritium Urgh. Back to YahooAnswers then.
 tritium: @SomeCanadian WikiHow will not help you. WikiHow will never help you.
 Semaphore: What is this, some sort of Siamese Dream?
 SomeCanadian: I am aroused, but confused. Help me WikiHow!
Image 167668   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
914
 
 Dresdenkeogh: So who's this sunuvabitch who stole my look? (cat's don't understand mirrors)
 a spider plan: Dapper, perhaps. But handsome?
 SomeCanadian: How to tell if your cat is in heat.
Image 167667   03-15-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
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