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243523  raditzu: @OldKentuckyShark "You've missed a spot here, Vigo"... Movie or not, someone has to clean all that glowing goo, don't you think?

243526  raditzu: Pushing me out there was a REALLY good joke, human. Now go fk yourself.

243535  raditzu: Somebody's shoes gonna get to see some serious shit later.

243540  raditzu: Pimpin', you're doing it right.

243585  jochenau: Mr. Fluffles can hear a chipmunk fart 100 miles away.

243587  a robot: You are now legally prohibited from moving your arm until doggo decides it's ok

243574  well duh: Oh yeah? It'd be a non-stop stream of "human, get me food, human get me treats, human clean my litter box, human I want fresh water, human pet me," sleep for ten hours, "human love me, human are you seriously trying to pet me right now? eff off until I tell you different. Human..."

243508  Joseph: Don't ever talk to me or my "son" again.

243595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

243585  Teechur: Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

243227  WannaBee: Return trip #243563

243563  WannaBee: So that*s who #243227 is.

243573  a robot: Those tiny crocheted cones are adorable!

243302  Psymon: Soon to be a major motion picture

243584  a robot: Yo dawg.

243309  Psymon: Tigers are kind of stupid that way.

243530  Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.

243579  Ulillillia: Goldeneye

243576  Zaxxoff: You're turning #E31984, #E31984!

243580  tib gubb: oh that's pretty fast... if you're a baby

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243534 Teechur: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

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243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

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243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.



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Image 167119 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tokyopig. Boo, tokyopig.
Score:
252
 
 trelyate: wikihow to tell someone that you have a particular set of skills
 Ronick: Wiki how to enter the matrix
 Warrax: I guess we've reached the point in history where we need a wikihow for corded phones.
 Telkwa: It's Patrick! He bought life insurance.
 Fancy Clown: Wikihow to get cross-eyed using only a telephone
 Amy Housewine: BUY BUY BUY
 WaffleIron: "Best guess for this image: Woodpecker", Results include: "1000+ images about Getting rid of Woodpeckers on Pinterest" and "[Tutorial] How To Get Rid Of Woodpeckers (Pictures) How To Wiki"
Image 167118   03-12-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
295
 
 ch: set alarm receive bacon
 DarkTeddy: I wouldnt mind having an oven next to my face all night.
 Beef Supreme: @WaffleIron No thanks. That device looks about as safe as a Cornballer.
 addend: (Reaches for snooze button. Burns hand. Wakes up in grease/electrical/wood/textile fire.)
 WaffleIron: @Beef Supreme : Edit your comment away and immediately go to a patent lawyer with the words "Easy Bacon Oven". Donate 1% of your resulting billions and billions to the spaceship (using affiliate tag IGFA-20), if you please.
 Warrax: Or just skip all the intervening steps and slam your head repeatedly on those sharp wooden pig ears.
 Beef Supreme: @WaffleIron I think the bacon is being cooked solely by a light bulb. An Easy Bacon Oven, if you will.
 Telkwa: Attach a magnet. Stick it to your drier. Voila!
 Wookiee: @Fancy Clown Just a pig? You're thinkin' small, man. We're talking 5 hogs and like 50 pounds of bacon. And cracklins. Mmmmmmm....
 Fancy Clown: @Wookiee An entire pig slowly spinning over the sink?
 Hokie333: @Nope Building an oven out of wood also seems like a good idea
 Wookiee: @Coolguy That's just to get out of bed. You should see the setup in this guys kitchen.
 Coolguy: Only one piece?
 Nope: Leaving raw meat over night seems like a good idea.
 WaffleIron: 12 minutes for bacon? What horrid alternate universe is this?
 Zampano: Alarm didn't work. Ate bacon slice, went back to sleep.
Image 167117   03-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
375
 
 Peach: @enfanta This is brilliant.
 grizzly: Wiiizzzaaaddd!!!!
 Amy Housewine: Better look up a shit-shovelling spell, Wizz, 'cos there's gonna be a lot of mess very soon.
 WaffleIron: @enfanta : I want to see a wizarding story now with explicit reference to an easy undo spell, maybe conujured with the magic word "cutraalazed!"
 enfanta: "No! Peggy's ass! PEGGY'S ASS! Augh! Undo! Undo!"
Image 167116   03-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
429
 
 addend: Subtotal anarchy.
 Peach: Add, Subtract, and Die!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Classic
 Telkwa: Wall-mounted calculator instructions unclear.
Image 167115   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
410
 
 Peach: Another quality Bluth Company home.
 Nope: youtube.com/…
 WaffleIron: Roadrunner bought this house from Wile, and still lives comfortably there to this day.
 Sheikhjahbooty: That dude is the evil Chip Gaines from the parallel universe.
 KingTrebek: 2007HousingMarket.jpg
 whiplash: "Sorry, we're renovating so you can't go inside right now. But you can still sign the sales contract."
Image 167114   03-12-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
374
 
 Ironass: I should steal a boat today.
 Kim: Leon on a slow day.
 piranharama: When you've hacked all the megabytes, yet you still feel empty inside.
 Beef Supreme: Since when is Beth Evans the executive producer of Delocated?
 Shay: The P*ssy Riot convention didn't go quite as planned.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Contemplating the existential dilemma of life
 Telkwa: Dark Chip Gaines contemplates next demo-day.
 Prostata: hacker on steroids on a coffee break
 WaffleIron: Ever wonder what happens at your neighbourhood hackers house when the wifi is down? This is it.
 Sheikhjahbooty: I said I wanted baklava and coffee... Fine, whatever.
 Scoo: Thinkin about thos break-ins
 whiplash: Wouldn't you know, ran out of makeup!
Image 167113   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
419
 
 piratepom: friendlyspaceship.jpg @Sheikhjahbooty
 Kim: Keep on the sunny side of life.
 Wookiee: This porn is weird.
 WaffleIron: Them crazy canucks are up to it again. vancouverartinthesixties.com/archive/…
 BavidDowie: @unoplank whites only?
 BavidDowie: @unoplank in batches of 12?
 BavidDowie: @unoplank oddly named Benedict?
 Sheikhjahbooty: @unoplank You mean hard boiled?
 Sheikhjahbooty: @unoplank You mean running?
 Amy Housewine: Looks undercooked.
 karmakat: she's been egged
 unoplank: i like my girls like i like my eggs
 scribbs: What a way to go.
 Zampano: Psycho reboot: Brought to you by the American Egg Board
Image 167112   03-12-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
204
 
 Mr Bleak: @Prostata I claim the pineapple house!
 trelyate: to be fair, I highly doubt those statues have diabetes
 Telkwa: It's called drowning. Immedeiate 100% reduction in all symptoms. Side effects include: death.
 Amy Housewine: That walrus had the answer all along.
 Prostata: pack your bags, we'll start a new life... UNDER THE SEA
Image 167111   03-12-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
504
 
 Telkwa: *relays directions to Jimmy at bottom of well*
 Scoo: Nursing home, probably
Image 167110   03-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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