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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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Image 167119 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tokyopig. Boo, tokyopig.
Score:
252
 
 trelyate: wikihow to tell someone that you have a particular set of skills
 Ronick: Wiki how to enter the matrix
 Warrax: I guess we've reached the point in history where we need a wikihow for corded phones.
 Telkwa: It's Patrick! He bought life insurance.
 Fancy Clown: Wikihow to get cross-eyed using only a telephone
 Amy Housewine: BUY BUY BUY
 WaffleIron: "Best guess for this image: Woodpecker", Results include: "1000+ images about Getting rid of Woodpeckers on Pinterest" and "[Tutorial] How To Get Rid Of Woodpeckers (Pictures) How To Wiki"
Image 167118   03-12-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
295
 
 ch: set alarm receive bacon
 DarkTeddy: I wouldnt mind having an oven next to my face all night.
 Beef Supreme: @WaffleIron No thanks. That device looks about as safe as a Cornballer.
 addend: (Reaches for snooze button. Burns hand. Wakes up in grease/electrical/wood/textile fire.)
 WaffleIron: @Beef Supreme : Edit your comment away and immediately go to a patent lawyer with the words "Easy Bacon Oven". Donate 1% of your resulting billions and billions to the spaceship (using affiliate tag IGFA-20), if you please.
 Warrax: Or just skip all the intervening steps and slam your head repeatedly on those sharp wooden pig ears.
 Beef Supreme: @WaffleIron I think the bacon is being cooked solely by a light bulb. An Easy Bacon Oven, if you will.
 Telkwa: Attach a magnet. Stick it to your drier. Voila!
 Wookiee: @Fancy Clown Just a pig? You're thinkin' small, man. We're talking 5 hogs and like 50 pounds of bacon. And cracklins. Mmmmmmm....
 Fancy Clown: @Wookiee An entire pig slowly spinning over the sink?
 Hokie333: @Nope Building an oven out of wood also seems like a good idea
 Wookiee: @Coolguy That's just to get out of bed. You should see the setup in this guys kitchen.
 Coolguy: Only one piece?
 Nope: Leaving raw meat over night seems like a good idea.
 WaffleIron: 12 minutes for bacon? What horrid alternate universe is this?
 Zampano: Alarm didn't work. Ate bacon slice, went back to sleep.
Image 167117   03-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
375
 
 Peach: @enfanta This is brilliant.
 grizzly: Wiiizzzaaaddd!!!!
 Amy Housewine: Better look up a shit-shovelling spell, Wizz, 'cos there's gonna be a lot of mess very soon.
 WaffleIron: @enfanta : I want to see a wizarding story now with explicit reference to an easy undo spell, maybe conujured with the magic word "cutraalazed!"
 enfanta: "No! Peggy's ass! PEGGY'S ASS! Augh! Undo! Undo!"
Image 167116   03-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
400
 
 addend: Subtotal anarchy.
 Peach: Add, Subtract, and Die!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Classic
 Telkwa: Wall-mounted calculator instructions unclear.
Image 167115   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
410
 
 Peach: Another quality Bluth Company home.
 Nope: youtube.com/…
 WaffleIron: Roadrunner bought this house from Wile, and still lives comfortably there to this day.
 Sheikhjahbooty: That dude is the evil Chip Gaines from the parallel universe.
 KingTrebek: 2007HousingMarket.jpg
 whiplash: "Sorry, we're renovating so you can't go inside right now. But you can still sign the sales contract."
Image 167114   03-12-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
374
 
 Ironass: I should steal a boat today.
 Kim: Leon on a slow day.
 piranharama: When you've hacked all the megabytes, yet you still feel empty inside.
 Beef Supreme: Since when is Beth Evans the executive producer of Delocated?
 Shay: The P*ssy Riot convention didn't go quite as planned.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Contemplating the existential dilemma of life
 Telkwa: Dark Chip Gaines contemplates next demo-day.
 Prostata: hacker on steroids on a coffee break
 WaffleIron: Ever wonder what happens at your neighbourhood hackers house when the wifi is down? This is it.
 Sheikhjahbooty: I said I wanted baklava and coffee... Fine, whatever.
 Scoo: Thinkin about thos break-ins
 whiplash: Wouldn't you know, ran out of makeup!
Image 167113   03-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
419
 
 piratepom: friendlyspaceship.jpg @Sheikhjahbooty
 Kim: Keep on the sunny side of life.
 Wookiee: This porn is weird.
 WaffleIron: Them crazy canucks are up to it again. vancouverartinthesixties.com/archive/…
 BavidDowie: @unoplank whites only?
 BavidDowie: @unoplank in batches of 12?
 BavidDowie: @unoplank oddly named Benedict?
 Sheikhjahbooty: @unoplank You mean hard boiled?
 Sheikhjahbooty: @unoplank You mean running?
 Amy Housewine: Looks undercooked.
 karmakat: she's been egged
 unoplank: i like my girls like i like my eggs
 scribbs: What a way to go.
 Zampano: Psycho reboot: Brought to you by the American Egg Board
Image 167112   03-12-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
204
 
 Mr Bleak: @Prostata I claim the pineapple house!
 trelyate: to be fair, I highly doubt those statues have diabetes
 Telkwa: It's called drowning. Immedeiate 100% reduction in all symptoms. Side effects include: death.
 Amy Housewine: That walrus had the answer all along.
 Prostata: pack your bags, we'll start a new life... UNDER THE SEA
Image 167111   03-12-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
473
 
 Telkwa: *relays directions to Jimmy at bottom of well*
 Scoo: Nursing home, probably
Image 167110   03-12-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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