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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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Image 167022 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tokyopig. Boo, tokyopig.
Score:
476
 
 Science: Can I talk to you about OOOF!
 Prostata: it was the 70s, and everybody was kung-fu fightin'. Those cats were fast as lightnin'
 ping: Perfect for juggalos.
 addend: Model at top right did NOT see this coming.
 Fancy Clown: Martial Smarts!
 Peach: @Sadbot Don't kink shame.
 piranharama: Dat man spread.
 tib gubb: for real?
 Bast Relief: The best pants for striking that pose next to a woman waiting at a bus stop bench. You'll get her number for sure.
 Sadbot: They look like they'll bind my gut and be unkind towards my man area, though
 XLY: kickin Rad
 Mexico: All Kickin' Jeans have a 100% ACTION ZONE for maximum martial arts!
Image 167021   03-11-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
451
 
 addend: Cleanup in aisle all of them.
 Amy Housewine: Beware drinks that look like cleaning fluid.
 Peach: I love these elaborate domino videos.
 tib gubb: so much sugar
 jochenau: Welcome...to diabeetus.
 Scoo: Mmmm... Jarritos!
Image 167020   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
520
 
 Amy Housewine: @Dreforian Disney science is truly advanced.
 Dreforian: @Amy Housewine They don't come off, but they do compress!
 Amy Housewine: I didn't realise that the hats actually came off.
 tib gubb: why is this so funny?
 Sadbot: Humans and dogs developed a social and symbiotic relationship, rats stole food and spread disease. Now they help cure disease, about time they were useful.
 tokyopig: Welcome to science!
Image 167019   03-11-17   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
498
 
 Peach: I might classify this dog as jaunty.
 tib gubb: stylin' doggo.
 Bast Relief: Adorbs abomination.
 Scoo: Struttin'
 Coolguy: The best!
 ThatGuy: Timely...
Image 167018   03-11-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
372
 
 KrazyKat: Everyone's too distracted by the fashionable Headwear to ask why this cow is strolling/rolling down a sidewalk.
 Teechur: Looks like the seat back on that banana bike has been peeled.
 winwolf: @Bu7Z I think the Spaceship knows too much of a good thing is a thing. Just be glad it isn't gators, right @DerpHerpigan?
 tib gubb: halp
 Peach: [sfx: cow bell and bike horn]
 dobbiesdoogs: why are you so huffy?
 Bu7Z: Again with the cow with head stuck theme... Why so many today?
 Sadbot: Wheels on steak
 SgtScaredFrog: @Scoo boeufcyclette
 Coolguy: Having a hard time Steering that thing, no?
 Scoo: Beefcycle
 ThatGuy: Ok, I'll go now...
 ThatGuy: Bicattle.
 Mexico: Variations on a Theme of Cowrelli.
 ThatGuy: Bisoncle
 ThatGuy: Bicycow.
 ThatGuy: Moocycle.
Image 167017   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Joseph
Score:
330
 
 Wooden Spoon: "Sentry mode activated"
 LKoroton: cyber minions
 CastleBravo: My God. That's amazing.
 ignatz: @WaffleIron Holey Moley, a must-see
 Bu7Z: @WaffleIron thanks for the link, this guys work is awesome.
 WaffleIron: Just so much rad. simonstalenhag.se/
Image 167016   03-11-17   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
Score:
479
 
 Whatever: Darn it Tom, did you forget to rewind those DVDs AGAIN!?!
 Wookiee: Deep Throat or Behind the Green Door. Hmmmmm...
 Prostata: first world problems from a simpler time
 steve: Me too, Tom...
 Teechur: @Nwcorset My research shows that the only time it was 78 degrees at 10:23 was on June 17, 1993.
 Nwcorset: What year is this?
 Amy Housewine: Watch "Ghosts... Of The Civil Dead", Tom. Great family viewing.
 Peach: Don't get Netflix, Tom, for I fear the psychic weight of choosing a movie may end you.
 Aemuli: Too soon
 Sheikhjahbooty: Poaching The Onion's stories again, I see
 Annoying Vegan : Classic Tom
 Nope: Choose something for once in your life Tom
Image 167015   03-11-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
290
 
 Amy Housewine: Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Hitchratio.
 Starky15: Master of Suspense, Horror and Doot
 Peach: Remember when the world was innocent enough to be completely terrified by a flock of audacious birds?
 Poncho: guess how many skulls i have behind my back
Image 167014   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
1164
 
 archanon: Look on the bright side, at least you're not talking to squirrels like some pinhead. After that, you know you've hit rock bottom.
 Winterneuro: On the internet, no one knows you're a sponge
 whiplash: Psyche!
 tokyopig: People on the internet never do this. You must be doing something wrong.
 Peach: Man, I need a "you" in my life.
 tokyopig: you think that's bad try living with an angry beaver.
 Poncho: when in doubt pinkys out
 tib gubb: what sick person would do this?
Image 167013   03-11-17   Uploaded by    mariofart
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