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175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

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175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

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174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

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175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

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Score:
381
 
 ch: I predict I am going to be rolling in cash and get away with it todally
 Flarmie: "You will experience financial distress in your near future"
 Skaalar: Airhorns all the time forever.
 Skaalar: @WaffleIron *AIRHORNS*
 WaffleIron: NO ONE SAW THAT COMING! *badumtis*
Image 166942   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
638
 
 piranharama: "I immediately regret this decision!"
 KrazyKat: Is he wearing a frog suit?
 Warrax: ROSEBUUUUUUD!!!!!!
 Higdec: Scandinavian mating rituals for a sight to behold
 Lestrange: Life long back pain in 3 2 1...
 Cami: This.is.what.we.trained.for.
 ignatz: Priceless expressions
Image 166941   03-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
232
 
 whiplash: Get out! The house is sinking!
 tib gubb: derp!
 Skaalar: Clean yer got dang room.
 Peter Pantsless: Bae caught me aggrogatin'
Image 166940   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
601
 
 ch: Fashion has taken a grisly turn 2017Q2
 A duck: @illBilliam: "What the hell is wrong with that guy?" "If I had to guess, I say: a lot."
 Warrax: Same.
 hearsegirl: "this isn't even my final form!"
 hearsegirl: everytime he shed his skin his faceplate stuck.
 illBilliam: He drove through three states like that
 Amy Housewine: Haterpillar.
 annterland: Metal AF
Image 166939   03-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
463
 
 Amy Housewine: There is little more beautiful than the mating ritual of Transformers.
 grizzly: That's heavy.
 WaffleIron: GET YOUR FEET OFF THE ROOF!
Image 166938   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
550
 
 The Frito Bandito: @Science I'd probably still read it given the opportunity.
 Science: @The Frito Bandito: Nope. There was a British Steve Jackson who helped found early Games Workshop
 PuppySucker69: Those are some really rad novelty slippers!
 Amy Housewine: The 'Fighting Fantasy' books were the superior option to your wussy "Choose Your Own Adventure" series.
 The Frito Bandito: If this is the same Steve Jackson that made Munchkins there is no doubt in my mind this book is amazing.
 jochenau: Man, Penguin books were cooler in the past.
 funny in the wall: Those are tigers
 winwolf: Rad for GG Allin.
 whiplash: +1 for Sabretooth Tiger-Head codpiece.
 Amy Housewine: @WaffleIron Particularly close observation may reveal one or two other impractical details in his set-up.
 WaffleIron: Not only is that weapon impractical, it's not a dagger either.
Image 166937   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
337
 
 Meow42: @smarkles yay someone gets it!
 smarkles: @jochenau I tried bass for a concert season. Still applies, still a pain.
 jochenau: @smarkles I played bass clarinet a million years ago but I remember nothing. Any idea if this actually applies to clarinetkind, or just the popular coolkid kind of clarinets?
 Warrax: @smarkles Thanks. Not all heroes wear capes :)
 funny in the wall: And that is why I play the piano@smarkles
 smarkles: @Warrax B flat to B natural is only a half step on the scale, but you have to reposition a butt ton of fingers between these particular two on the clarinet, instead of the normal one or two finger change note to note. I don't know if anyone can tell, but my clarinet cred makes me a pretty cool guy, haha.
 Warrax: Waiting for someone that knows anything about music to explain this one to me.
 AverageJoe: damn, I should have paid attention to my triangle classes
Image 166936   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Meow42
Score:
599
 
 ch: Gonna be implementing the stick thingie. Skin-on-skin as your introduction to a stranger was always a bad idea. Let's go with bowing or telescreens or isolation.
 KrazyKat: For more information, please re-read.
 Annoying Vegan : This is all terrible advice.
 whiplash: Workplace Rule 1b: always discard stick immediately afterwards, germs can crawl up stick from his hand to yours.
Image 166935   03-11-17   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
260
 
 Science: @Flarmie: It is an English Bulldog, and that's because the first mascot happened to be one. They've carried on with ever since. You'd think it would be the American Bulldog, wouldn't you?
 Dick Inspector: I see Google Translate sucked back then, too.
 ch: Now US propaganda is endless variants on the theme "be scared"
 Flarmie: @Lestrange Sometimes. I think the funniest part of this one is the US Marine seems to be an English Bulldog.
 Lestrange: Isn't propaganda funny?
Image 166934   03-11-17   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
301
 
 enfanta: If you look quickly, the tree behind Shrek could be hair, making him related to the Heat Miser.
 Flarmie: "What's the deal with onions?"
 AverageJoe: You forgot furries
Image 166933   03-11-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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