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205535  Volwen: Newborn shrimps are nice.

205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

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205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.

205418 Sadbot: Cocaine is an awful drug for 80s nostalgia douches, but legalizing it in all the Americas would help fight corruption

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.



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Score:
381
 
 ch: I predict I am going to be rolling in cash and get away with it todally
 Flarmie: "You will experience financial distress in your near future"
 Skaalar: Airhorns all the time forever.
 Skaalar: @WaffleIron *AIRHORNS*
 WaffleIron: NO ONE SAW THAT COMING! *badumtis*
Image 166942   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
638
 
 piranharama: "I immediately regret this decision!"
 KrazyKat: Is he wearing a frog suit?
 Warrax: ROSEBUUUUUUD!!!!!!
 Higdec: Scandinavian mating rituals for a sight to behold
 Lestrange: Life long back pain in 3 2 1...
 Cami: This.is.what.we.trained.for.
 ignatz: Priceless expressions
Image 166941   03-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
219
 
 whiplash: Get out! The house is sinking!
 tib gubb: derp!
 Skaalar: Clean yer got dang room.
 Peter Pantsless: Bae caught me aggrogatin'
Image 166940   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
585
 
 ch: Fashion has taken a grisly turn 2017Q2
 A duck: @illBilliam: "What the hell is wrong with that guy?" "If I had to guess, I say: a lot."
 Warrax: Same.
 hearsegirl: "this isn't even my final form!"
 hearsegirl: everytime he shed his skin his faceplate stuck.
 illBilliam: He drove through three states like that
 Amy Housewine: Haterpillar.
 annterland: Metal AF
Image 166939   03-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
451
 
 Amy Housewine: There is little more beautiful than the mating ritual of Transformers.
 grizzly: That's heavy.
 WaffleIron: GET YOUR FEET OFF THE ROOF!
Image 166938   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
578
 
 The Frito Bandito: @Science I'd probably still read it given the opportunity.
 Science: @The Frito Bandito: Nope. There was a British Steve Jackson who helped found early Games Workshop
 PuppySucker69: Those are some really rad novelty slippers!
 Amy Housewine: The 'Fighting Fantasy' books were the superior option to your wussy "Choose Your Own Adventure" series.
 The Frito Bandito: If this is the same Steve Jackson that made Munchkins there is no doubt in my mind this book is amazing.
 jochenau: Man, Penguin books were cooler in the past.
 funny in the wall: Those are tigers
 winwolf: Rad for GG Allin.
 whiplash: +1 for Sabretooth Tiger-Head codpiece.
 Amy Housewine: @WaffleIron Particularly close observation may reveal one or two other impractical details in his set-up.
 WaffleIron: Not only is that weapon impractical, it's not a dagger either.
Image 166937   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
337
 
 Meow42: @smarkles yay someone gets it!
 smarkles: @jochenau I tried bass for a concert season. Still applies, still a pain.
 jochenau: @smarkles I played bass clarinet a million years ago but I remember nothing. Any idea if this actually applies to clarinetkind, or just the popular coolkid kind of clarinets?
 Warrax: @smarkles Thanks. Not all heroes wear capes :)
 funny in the wall: And that is why I play the piano@smarkles
 smarkles: @Warrax B flat to B natural is only a half step on the scale, but you have to reposition a butt ton of fingers between these particular two on the clarinet, instead of the normal one or two finger change note to note. I don't know if anyone can tell, but my clarinet cred makes me a pretty cool guy, haha.
 Warrax: Waiting for someone that knows anything about music to explain this one to me.
 AverageJoe: damn, I should have paid attention to my triangle classes
Image 166936   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Meow42
Score:
619
 
 ch: Gonna be implementing the stick thingie. Skin-on-skin as your introduction to a stranger was always a bad idea. Let's go with bowing or telescreens or isolation.
 KrazyKat: For more information, please re-read.
 Annoying Vegan : This is all terrible advice.
 whiplash: Workplace Rule 1b: always discard stick immediately afterwards, germs can crawl up stick from his hand to yours.
Image 166935   03-11-17   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
260
 
 Science: @Flarmie: It is an English Bulldog, and that's because the first mascot happened to be one. They've carried on with ever since. You'd think it would be the American Bulldog, wouldn't you?
 Dick Inspector: I see Google Translate sucked back then, too.
 ch: Now US propaganda is endless variants on the theme "be scared"
 Flarmie: @Lestrange Sometimes. I think the funniest part of this one is the US Marine seems to be an English Bulldog.
 Lestrange: Isn't propaganda funny?
Image 166934   03-11-17   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
321
 
 enfanta: If you look quickly, the tree behind Shrek could be hair, making him related to the Heat Miser.
 Flarmie: "What's the deal with onions?"
 AverageJoe: You forgot furries
Image 166933   03-11-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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