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192452  Jennerator: Kill all humans while consuming all donuts

192408  redmonkey3: @Hosebag - if you're brave enough

192454  Jennerator: Planting a dogwood

192411  redmonkey3: @Hosebag - i badly want to know also; google search useless: AGGRONAUTS!... got anything ?

192428  wolfpk: There isn't any land there. The trees are just screwing with you.

192428  Horatio: @Mr. Shine come on, we're all adults here, we all know how jelly beans are made.

192457  Jennerator: He can make a fist and pitch the GNP of a small country into scattered shards like a thrown dirt clod. ...And they're really just rocks.

192456  fanny: Touchdern!

192456  bug: This is me. This is how I catch things. I even get the same terrified "oh crap, I'm not going to catch this, why did he have to throw it" face.

192438  wolfpk: The other side has a razor blade.

192429  Horatio: If we get one more blue after me before the purple's jump on we can get a pattern going.

192463  fanny: oh god, like Palin is our biggest problem now

192445  wolfpk: What the..... never mind, probably best I don't know.

192461  piranharama: We're going in full throttle, that oughta keep those fighters off our backs!

192458  Jennerator: Bigfoot in the suburbs

192447  wolfpk: Hardly a block, floor it!

192448  wolfpk: 10,000 year from now they will be asking how they built that.

192434  Horatio: Why are there so many Reboot references recently? Is it getting a reboot?

192460  Jennerator: Dancing Baby's about to get more lively

192460  wolfpk: @Aufziehvogel That's what the 11 seconds are for.

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192280 trelyate: this guy lives in the same city as me, apparently.

192306 Donut: That's not a five dollar bill! You TRICKED me, Uber!

192340 Donut: @dangerkeith3000 I prefer Righteous Cheerleader to be honest.

192258 Robespierre: Musta been when the Mets were ensconsed in the Polo Grounds, pre-Shea. Anyway ... jeez, what a pointless supervillain.

192311 Robespierre: An Ernie Bushmiller classic, yes, but I'd rather see his Aunt Fritzi Ritz.

192309 White Rice: @SomeCanadian I've pretty much come to terms with that being how I'll die one day. There'll be a big, murder-kitty, and I'll just go for it.

192284 SpaceCow: "What, ya never seen a two stone guinea pig?"

192291 Zukero: @Teechur thanks Obama

192263 duckfarts: what's the big deal? they just need to land on it when they come back

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Score:
781
 
 LKoroton: Mickey Mouse and his dog Pluto
 raditzu: Don't play with your food
 Prostata: ooo... you has a FLAVOR... doggo LIKE!
 LurkedMoar: Melm
 enfanta: A little amuse bouche before the Alpo...
 Amy Housewine: Dog: "GERMEH MUH TONN BAK." Rat: "no it's my tongue"
 whiplash: Mmm...tastes like garbage!
 Knice: Wow, that dog is beautiful!
Image 166911   03-11-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
348
 
 raditzu: es lol
 WTF: ...on Krypton.
 Fett4life: ...es meh.
 jochenau: The Sun seems pretty okay with life.
Image 166910   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
604
 
 Prostata: ice bear sees what you did
 Wet farts: Hello murder floof
 cizhiresb: @Aemuli it would appreciate to eat you
 Aemuli: Its soooo cute, I want to hug it and I'm sure it would appreciate my gesture of good will.
 Amy Housewine: HI
Image 166909   03-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
855
 
 Amy Housewine: @PenguinBartender You'll be fine. I have never, ever heard of a penguin being eaten by a leopard.
 Amy Housewine: @a robot I thought it might be, but I wasn't going to let a pun go by.
 PenguinBartender: @Amy Housewine You, uh, you can be the one to tell them they're disqualified. We'll be over here.
 PenguinBartender: "Hi. I'm a harmless shipment of gazelle food. Please apply postage and ship accordingly."
 hajjpodge: Fort Insecurity Issues
 Knice: These bananz look kinda murdery.
 Aemuli: If I fits, I murder you and your helpless friends... And then I return to sits.
 a robot: @Amy Housewine *Leopard
 Amy Housewine: Disqualified from the Cat Box Competition for being a cheetah.
Image 166908   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
491
 
 AverageJoe: Why and How
 Beef Supreme: Putting a Dune suit on a camel seems a bit redundant, but who am I to argue? The Spice must flow!
 some guy : @winwolf that's a bactrain
 winwolf: Stupid sexy dromedary.
 Shay: I'm a camel and I approve this.
 sparename: The Surfer of the Desert
Image 166907   03-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
342
 
 Wooden Spoon: At the very least shouldn't they have spread this across 10 fake fingernails? Shat good does 7 do you?
 Shay: something something Dragon cross a deer and a pickle something.
 ch: you're really grossing us out, skippy
 whiplash: A vibrator for each day of the week.
 scribbs: "Phyllis, you spent way too much time on this mac & cheese."
Image 166906   03-11-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
279
 
 Fett4life: Playhouse o' Death
 whiplash: "I'm in my fort, playing soldier!"
 mariofart: Real Combat. Plastic Men.
 scribbs: Survival Prepping Level: Advanced.
 Knice: Fort Asshole
 grizzly: Rabbit season.
Image 166905   03-11-17   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
426
 
 ch: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?
 piranharama: Wassaaaaaaaaaaaap!
 KrazyKat: @KingTrebek no, I meant the drugs!
 KingTrebek: @KrazyKat you'll be having a baby?! Congratulations!
 Aemuli: Love is one hell of a drug
 KrazyKat: I'll have what she's having. Seriously huge smile on mom despite having her abdomen sliced open.
 hajjpodge: Same.
Image 166904   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
267
 
 E. HONDA: Does it have North Vietnam & South Vietnam?
 piranharama: Our school had the USSR on its maps still, and I'm not that old either!
 Lestrange: Cold Warelicious
 carpwoman: Sinkiang?
 when so: I think I have a globe like this one. It has East/West Germany on it as well
 CastleBravo: I'll bet it says "Ceylon" down to the south, too.
 jochenau: One of my favorite parts of visiting schools is seeing if the globes still have the USSR on them.
 SoyUnPerdedor: I'm back in the USSR
 mariofart: @grizzly I have 3 old maps
 grizzly: @mariofart I three them, two.
 mariofart: I 3 Old globes and maps.
Image 166903   03-11-17   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
393
 
 Muncharito Beanworld: @Darmstadtium perfect
 Darmstadtium: Dolphin is waiting for the uprising of his brethren, that day he will show him why it isn't wise to disrespect an aquatic mammal...
 duchaschmeremol: i love tuna
 Shay: @Amy Housewine Where's Flick? "Flick? Flick who?"
 duckfarts: oh man, he's doing it, isn't he
 BavidDowie: salty m'lem
 Amy Housewine: Neither of them will be happy if his tongue sticks.
Image 166902   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
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