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215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

215885  uncannie: And then when puberty happens, she won't shut up about it for 50 years.

215862  Not A Bot: "Did... is that a WINE BOTTLE?!?" she screamed. "WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND CROSSES PCP AND BEARS?!?"

215894  dobbiesdoogs: i have no mouth and i must eat

215890  waffles: Something tells me she's being blackmailed and forced to do humiliating things. This is completely stupid

215743  conner: im dead @Bubo

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215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215785 Otterman: And you have the devil's curly hair!

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215623 raditzu: Not funny man, not funny.

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215656 burritos: same here @BavidDowie

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.



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Score:
781
 
 LKoroton: Mickey Mouse and his dog Pluto
 raditzu: Don't play with your food
 Prostata: ooo... you has a FLAVOR... doggo LIKE!
 LurkedMoar: Melm
 enfanta: A little amuse bouche before the Alpo...
 Amy Housewine: Dog: "GERMEH MUH TONN BAK." Rat: "no it's my tongue"
 whiplash: Mmm...tastes like garbage!
 Knice: Wow, that dog is beautiful!
Image 166911   03-11-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
348
 
 raditzu: es lol
 WTF: ...on Krypton.
 Fett4life: ...es meh.
 jochenau: The Sun seems pretty okay with life.
Image 166910   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
604
 
 Prostata: ice bear sees what you did
 Wet farts: Hello murder floof
 cizhiresb: @Aemuli it would appreciate to eat you
 Aemuli: Its soooo cute, I want to hug it and I'm sure it would appreciate my gesture of good will.
 Amy Housewine: HI
Image 166909   03-11-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
874
 
 Amy Housewine: @PenguinBartender You'll be fine. I have never, ever heard of a penguin being eaten by a leopard.
 Amy Housewine: @a robot I thought it might be, but I wasn't going to let a pun go by.
 PenguinBartender: @Amy Housewine You, uh, you can be the one to tell them they're disqualified. We'll be over here.
 PenguinBartender: "Hi. I'm a harmless shipment of gazelle food. Please apply postage and ship accordingly."
 hajjpodge: Fort Insecurity Issues
 Knice: These bananz look kinda murdery.
 Aemuli: If I fits, I murder you and your helpless friends... And then I return to sits.
 a robot: @Amy Housewine *Leopard
 Amy Housewine: Disqualified from the Cat Box Competition for being a cheetah.
Image 166908   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
491
 
 AverageJoe: Why and How
 Beef Supreme: Putting a Dune suit on a camel seems a bit redundant, but who am I to argue? The Spice must flow!
 some guy : @winwolf that's a bactrain
 winwolf: Stupid sexy dromedary.
 Shay: I'm a camel and I approve this.
 sparename: The Surfer of the Desert
Image 166907   03-11-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
342
 
 Wooden Spoon: At the very least shouldn't they have spread this across 10 fake fingernails? Shat good does 7 do you?
 Shay: something something Dragon cross a deer and a pickle something.
 ch: you're really grossing us out, skippy
 whiplash: A vibrator for each day of the week.
 scribbs: "Phyllis, you spent way too much time on this mac & cheese."
Image 166906   03-11-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
279
 
 Fett4life: Playhouse o' Death
 whiplash: "I'm in my fort, playing soldier!"
 mariofart: Real Combat. Plastic Men.
 scribbs: Survival Prepping Level: Advanced.
 Knice: Fort Asshole
 grizzly: Rabbit season.
Image 166905   03-11-17   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
426
 
 ch: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?
 piranharama: Wassaaaaaaaaaaaap!
 KrazyKat: @KingTrebek no, I meant the drugs!
 KingTrebek: @KrazyKat you'll be having a baby?! Congratulations!
 Aemuli: Love is one hell of a drug
 KrazyKat: I'll have what she's having. Seriously huge smile on mom despite having her abdomen sliced open.
 hajjpodge: Same.
Image 166904   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
267
 
 E. HONDA: Does it have North Vietnam & South Vietnam?
 piranharama: Our school had the USSR on its maps still, and I'm not that old either!
 Lestrange: Cold Warelicious
 carpwoman: Sinkiang?
 when so: I think I have a globe like this one. It has East/West Germany on it as well
 CastleBravo: I'll bet it says "Ceylon" down to the south, too.
 jochenau: One of my favorite parts of visiting schools is seeing if the globes still have the USSR on them.
 SoyUnPerdedor: I'm back in the USSR
 mariofart: @grizzly I have 3 old maps
 grizzly: @mariofart I three them, two.
 mariofart: I 3 Old globes and maps.
Image 166903   03-11-17   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
393
 
 Muncharito Beanworld: @Darmstadtium perfect
 Darmstadtium: Dolphin is waiting for the uprising of his brethren, that day he will show him why it isn't wise to disrespect an aquatic mammal...
 duchaschmeremol: i love tuna
 Shay: @Amy Housewine Where's Flick? "Flick? Flick who?"
 duckfarts: oh man, he's doing it, isn't he
 BavidDowie: salty m'lem
 Amy Housewine: Neither of them will be happy if his tongue sticks.
Image 166902   03-11-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
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