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188027  jazzjunkie: A little privacy?

188108  Warrax: Dude, wash your dick.

187978  Rat-Butt: That new full body condoms doesn't seem to be working out all that well for you...

188106  Higdec: Wow those people must be really short

188103  Scoo: He took his chick to the Botanic Gardens - classy

188106  Winterneuro: Can't get anywhere near this close anymore.

188105  ThoughtlessGentleman: My what big eyes you have.

188030  raditzu: rule 34

188003  Rat-Butt: I know I should body shame, but instead of burning wheat, try eating some of it first. Girl, you don't look healthy...

188107  Ulillillia: Fake. Cat would have knocked that drink on the floor.

188008  Rat-Butt: I like this bear. He mak s me feel all warm and cuddly

188107  WTF: "So tell me, what do you think of the critique of pure reason?"

188010  Rat-Butt: Stiff as a board, light as a feather...stiff as a board, light as a feather...damnit, Jean, stop moving around!

188095  Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward A long time ago I went to Nowhere, Nebraska, USA with my dad on what was supposed to be a hunting trip, but I was all "that's lame, I'm doing astronomy instead." Aaaand that's the main reason I hate where I live so much. I can't see shit. Unless it's really clear I can't even see all of Orion, and I can NEVER see all of Ursa Major. Shit, the goddamn water tower is brighter than Venus

188110  dobbiesdoogs: nice try

188092  Ulillillia: @jazzjunkie your grandfather was a bastard son born in the North? Rad.

188107  Warrax: Looks like somebody's getting some you-know-what tonight.

188068  raditzu: good they have windscreen...

188014  Rat-Butt: That cat is like "Bitch, you better be backing up with that camera" Dog is like,"Be cool, back up...and RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

188087  dobbiesdoogs: ring-tailed pupper

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187973 Wet farts: Doesn't it get old having to move that every time you need to open the tailgate?

187972 piranharama: @WTF I saw Demolition Man, it's just a trio of sea shells.

188067 Felicity: Like #188068, a 1980s future we no longer have access to

187956 2Berries: I've almost earned my 5 gallon pin

188035 hajjpodge: 5/12

187979 Peter Pantsless: @werterland @piranharama Yeah they're pretty huge. Females can have a wingspan of about 2.5m. Also they're pretty and they ALWAYS wanna cracker

188089 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice It's just too slow for me. I like the art, I like the characters, the stories are good enough, the action sequences kick ass...but then the protagonist spends an entire episode face down on the ground and nothing of note happens. SKIP! It's like reading Moby Dick; you can skip most of it and still get the point.

187907 Prostata: they both got so hot and bothered they just skipped dinner and went right for DESSERT

187981 carpwoman: I don't think this is real.

187911 RiderFan: Heavy Rolla



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 SomeCanadian: That's a very crude thing to say about Nancy. @Spazstatic
 Spazstatic: @SomeCanadian let's find out. My Butt (n...ancy), image bot (im...age bot), imagebot (ima...gebot).
 Spazstatic: @Air Biscuit coffee crisps sound like something I could get into, but ketchup chips? No thanks.
 Hyphae: @Air Biscuit what we lack in coffee crisps we make up for with cinnamon gum and assault rifles....
 Air Biscuit: @Hyphae i recently discoverd that the us does not have coffee crisp or ketchup chips.
 tokyopig: I just came here because I finished reading guNNshhow and clicked the banner ads I'd been ignoring up until then.
 celebgate: I second @redmonkey3 - give a buck to the Patreon (I do!)
 redmonkey3: 14. Give a few dollars a month to mascot & company... fuel, food and bandwidth for friendly spaceship are not free - please do your part, i do.
 werterland: I freaking love the @aggrogator Twitter bot!
 zennoo: @Moonmoon HELLO but i wish it was goodbye. (hoping if i do what you request, then you will you grant me my wish) ps. def email the mod if you have a thing for sphinxes
 Noremak: Learning twitter bot like Microsoft Tay? Te amo Aggrobot.
 Hyphae: @Bu7Z it's true, I'm a 'murkican, but all my siblings were raised in Australia, and I have family in Canada... So I love both those countries and their people! Well, I love all countries and all people, but maybe I love the makers of Vegimite and Tam-tams and Kingwood, just a bit more!
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot I do the same thing. No dice. Nobody asks me about my [REDACTED] 2016 bumper sticker either
 XLY: gatt dangit Moonmoon! 13 is a non-lucky number!
 eradicator: WOO-HOO! I love the Friendly Spaceship!
 Bu7Z: @Zampano post some pics! Of your life or whatever, DL some shit that encapsulates your being from Google images. Screen shot that game that made you think 'wait.., what..?' Snap the stupid sign at your local supermarket that makes no sense....
 Zampano: I just wanna take a second, right here, to thank all the members, frequent posters and commenters, just anybody in general who uses and contributes, or just lurks, for keeping this website we love going strong. This place is the best, I get on here multiple times a day and it's never failed to keep me entertained and make me laugh :)
 SomeCanadian: @Urn BooUrn Also, is Martha in Sales the new switcheroo? Nancy must have gotten the ol' spicy transfer.
 SomeCanadian: @Bu7Z Now now. Let's not say things we can't take back.
 a robot: I have a Mascot button (from one of the swag packs) on my bag and I've been waiting for someone to ask me what it is, but no one has yet. Maybe I need to make a sticker to put on my car, right next to my Bernie '16 sticker to ensure that no one pays attention to it :(
 Bu7Z: man I was going to @ all the peeps on here I love to hear from but I knew I'd forget one or two so I can't do it. So many (probably Canadian) people I love here. And as an Australian I don't feel alienated perhaps because there are a good few Aussies here or just all those damn Canadians are close enough that I can't split the difference...
 Urn BooUrn: I want to be nice to Martha In Sales, but I don't know how. Should I invite them for a drink? What kinda things are they into?
 Warrax: The twitter-bot experiment sounds fun and all, but I don't think the nonsense it spouts is very good exposure for the site. Just a thought.
 Bu7Z: go on, do it! Register! It was four weeks being sacked from my last job and three weeks before I landed another one between finding this site and becoming a blue. Anything is possible.
 KyleisBobDole: I'm like an inverse Twitter bot. I post strings of nonsense and images I like to the Spaceship.
 Bu7Z: I'm not on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, tumbler,grinder, instergram, or any other on line thing other than this, the friendliest of spaceships. This is my online community and I tell all my real life friends how awesome it is here.
 Yam: Long live Mascot!
 phonk: #6 hit me where it hurts, man....
 Moonmoon: As LURKER WELCOME WEEK wraps up, I thought it would be a good idea to write up another FAQ. If you're one of the 95% of people who visit this site regularly but haven't registered an account, this is your chance! Slam that MF register button and say hello right here in this post!
Image 166716   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Moonmoon
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 apoxia: Nailed it
 Science: This is the cake we got every year at Easter. My mom still wants to make them.
 Side Boob: @Telkwa Nothing frightens me more
 a robot: This is pretty cute.
 Telkwa: @Side Boob: have you never witnessed a tweenie girls sleepover? Anything can happen.
 Side Boob: @Telkwa Who decorates a cake before they bake it?
 Telkwa: I hope that was taken AFTER she took it out of the oven.
 Scoo: That's an awesome cake!
 Bu7Z: I has a bunny!
 Knice: :-) [=:X3]
Image 166715   03-10-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
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 gary: Brilliant!
 XLY: Eeyuck
 tib gubb: it's good.
 Telkwa: Pot Kettle Black for the win!
 Scoo: Yeastie Boys known to let the beer... drop
 Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Given all other IPAs, I'm betting on B
 Bu7Z: Have you ever had any of these diseases?
 Dr Awkward: Earl Grey IPA will either taste a) fricken phenomenal b) like the potpourri in your grandma's bathroom.
 Derp Herpigan: Gunnamatta, what a wonderful phrase. Gunnamatta, ain't no passing craze.
Image 166714   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
388
 
 XLY: Not the history we need, but the History we deservered
 BavidDowie: I, too, am allergic to bees
 tritium: Is this a picture of @moonmoon?
 Bu7Z: "I am Ragnar!" "I am the moon, hello, Ragnar"
 PenguinBartender: @Mexico Humpty Dumpty has some theories on extra-terrestrial eggs he'd like to tell you about.
 Mexico: Humpty Dumpty was a striking chap.
Image 166713   03-10-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
652
 
 Bu7Z: Mm, I'm a shoulder man from way back...@Science
 zupobaloop: Thought it was lurker week at AggroGator not twitch.
 Hosebag: Hey Beavis, how many boobs does she have?
 tib gubb: foot fetishist's dream
 El hefe: Hey toejam where's earl
 winwolf: Rule 34.
 Science: @Bu7Z: But she only has two of what really matters on a lady... Shoulders - what did you think I was talking about?
 kinggheedra: Lemme get them digits
 PenguinBartender: Cast for the next (hopefully good) reboot of Total Recall really shaping up!
 A duck: Nobody show this to Quentin Tarantino.
 Bu7Z: @enfanta commented and then read ur post, and eeew, that what the fuck has too many of all sorts of things what the fuck!
 Bu7Z: Normally I'd say something like 'eeew that mermaid has feet' but... Eeew, that whatever has too many feet.
 Bert Bertbert: @enfanta she find's those extra fingers handy for dispensing all them ventolins
 Mexico: I've seen similar photoshops. There's a blog I follow for the unbridled "creativity" called Realmorphs that's full of stuff like this. You can look it up, but you probably shouldn't, probably because you're at work right now AND ONLY FOR THAT REASON.
 enfanta: Submitted it for the feet, just now noticed the fingers.
Image 166712   03-10-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
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 Sirstabbington: I wanna rock! Well, maybe not...
 Hosebag: Violators will be toad!
 Telkwa: Sisyphus: Day 3,747,898,765,830,222,689
 PenguinBartender: "This is fine."
 duckfarts: froggy went a rockin', hell yeah, hell yeah
 Bu7Z: *throws pokeball*
 Sandor: Stuck between some rocks and a hard place
Image 166711   03-10-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
506
 
 Noremak: Watley's kid grew up fast in season 3 of Frisky Dingo.
 sparename: I loved "District 9"
 XLY: Yes... this is what i needed to see today. Exactly.
 Robespierre: Now THAT's what I call a mojo hand!
 whiplash: Validate my parking? Validate my parking?
 A duck: @duckfarts: booo, hissss (j/k I chuckled)
 duckfarts: don't worry, crab lawyer can always used his escape claws
 Bu7Z: Lobster boy succumbs to religious pressure
 drewtoothpaste: this image pertains to my interests
 Mr. Butt: [*whispers*] "snip, snip"
 Derp Herpigan: I am the crab lord!
Image 166710   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
347
 
 White Rice: @Bu7Z they are not. If it's an actual zippo, it was made in the Midwest somewhere (at least I think that's where they come from). They're usually stamped with not only "made in the USA" but also the year it was made.
 bug: *scratches off "IT IS NOT A" and "MADE IN CHINA"*
 Bu7Z: It is a zippo made not in China..?
 msmstud: I admire the purist at the Chinese factory who found the knock-off reprehensible.
 AgentView: Clever ruse to keep people from stealing your zippo
 Scoo: What if I want one made in China?
Image 166709   03-10-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
288
 
 Bu7Z: Scooba troopa!
 Bu7Z: That's a tank of nitrous oxide on his back
 Sandor: Scuba-dooba-doo!
 Albatross: Scuba Steve's dog, Scuba Schnauzer
Image 166708   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
315
 
 SomeCanadian: Cows are not very bright.
 Telkwa: One of the more obscure rodeo events: steer climbing.
 Dr Awkward: This is why barns keep hay in the loft... cows suck at ladders.
 A duck: "Mistakes were made..."
 Bu7Z: @KrazyKat hehe, that raccoon, oh boy, good times, good times.
 duckfarts: @Poncho i know it's udder madness, but you gotta milk it for all its worth
 KrazyKat: @Bu7Z ah, how quickly I forgot about the "raccoon in the planter" diptych.
 Poncho: "hold my milk and watch this!"
 msmstud: "Don't ask how, just get me out."
 Bu7Z: @KrazyKat part of the ongoing animals stuck in everyday objects posts here on the spaceship.
 Poncho: climbing up the cowporate ladder isn't as easy as it looks
 KrazyKat: The next installment of the series "cows in distress"
Image 166707   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Joseph
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