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257498  Mr. Shine: Such a polite fellow!

257499  Mr. Shine: @Yam mine was a valterra grip-stik, what was yours?

257504  VeeKay: @Mr. Shine No. Good job he's the regional manager's son.

257473  VeeKay: Ever killed anyone with a cricket bat? It's really easy.

257504  Mr. Shine: @VeeKay he's never gonna learn.

257474  VeeKay: Purple Disco Machine

257481  Prostata: the BORKFast club

257493  VeeKay: Same

257494  VeeKay: I like them Porgs

257495  Prostata: just like grammar used to make

257497  Prostata: with big tasty black bars

257502  VeeKay: I shall call him snowball and I will love him and hug him and squeeze him

257504  VeeKay: Goddam it Grant! Again?

257495  grizzly: Would eat

257476  Shay: @Spazstatic Well here's a test if you truly are a fellow metalhead: Who is better, Lemmy or God?

257506  Shay: As our dear friend Natalie would say: God damn it smells like cough drops all over the place.

257506  grizzly: chlamydia all the way down.

257507  Peter Pantsless: "As you can see, our profits have gone up." "Uh, your screen..." "OUR PROFITS HAVE GONE UP. "

257505  hajjpodge: Currently more like a half-track than a tank.

257483  hajjpodge: Hello racism!

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257232 Scoo: Nice abs

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257233 Robespierre: Lab-volution in action

257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257414 Mad Collager: @Whatever They could wear special jerseys!

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257223 drtofu: Spelled generics wrong

257234 Robespierre: Her Doc's Cherry Reds are cherry red

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall



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615
 
 apoxia: Nailed it
 Science: This is the cake we got every year at Easter. My mom still wants to make them.
 Side Boob: @Telkwa Nothing frightens me more
 a robot: This is pretty cute.
 Telkwa: @Side Boob: have you never witnessed a tweenie girls sleepover? Anything can happen.
 Side Boob: @Telkwa Who decorates a cake before they bake it?
 Telkwa: I hope that was taken AFTER she took it out of the oven.
 Scoo: That's an awesome cake!
 Bu7Z: I has a bunny!
 Knice: :-) [=:X3]
Image 166715   03-10-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
229
 
 gary: Brilliant!
 XLY: Eeyuck
 tib gubb: it's good.
 Telkwa: Pot Kettle Black for the win!
 Scoo: Yeastie Boys known to let the beer... drop
 Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Given all other IPAs, I'm betting on B
 Bu7Z: Have you ever had any of these diseases?
 Dr Awkward: Earl Grey IPA will either taste a) fricken phenomenal b) like the potpourri in your grandma's bathroom.
 Derp Herpigan: Gunnamatta, what a wonderful phrase. Gunnamatta, ain't no passing craze.
Image 166714   03-10-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
413
 
 XLY: Not the history we need, but the History we deservered
 BavidDowie: I, too, am allergic to bees
 tritium: Is this a picture of @moonmoon?
 Bu7Z: "I am Ragnar!" "I am the moon, hello, Ragnar"
 PenguinBartender: @Mexico Humpty Dumpty has some theories on extra-terrestrial eggs he'd like to tell you about.
 Mexico: Humpty Dumpty was a striking chap.
Image 166713   03-10-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
718
 
 Bu7Z: Mm, I'm a shoulder man from way back...@Science
 zupobaloop: Thought it was lurker week at AggroGator not twitch.
 Hosebag: Hey Beavis, how many boobs does she have?
 tib gubb: foot fetishist's dream
 El hefe: Hey toejam where's earl
 winwolf: Rule 34.
 Science: @Bu7Z: But she only has two of what really matters on a lady... Shoulders - what did you think I was talking about?
 kinggheedra: Lemme get them digits
 PenguinBartender: Cast for the next (hopefully good) reboot of Total Recall really shaping up!
 A duck: Nobody show this to Quentin Tarantino.
 Bu7Z: @enfanta commented and then read ur post, and eeew, that what the fuck has too many of all sorts of things what the fuck!
 Bu7Z: Normally I'd say something like 'eeew that mermaid has feet' but... Eeew, that whatever has too many feet.
 Bert Bertbert: @enfanta she find's those extra fingers handy for dispensing all them ventolins
 Mexico: I've seen similar photoshops. There's a blog I follow for the unbridled "creativity" called Realmorphs that's full of stuff like this. You can look it up, but you probably shouldn't, probably because you're at work right now AND ONLY FOR THAT REASON.
 enfanta: Submitted it for the feet, just now noticed the fingers.
Image 166712   03-10-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
384
 
 Sirstabbington: I wanna rock! Well, maybe not...
 Hosebag: Violators will be toad!
 Telkwa: Sisyphus: Day 3,747,898,765,830,222,689
 PenguinBartender: "This is fine."
 duckfarts: froggy went a rockin', hell yeah, hell yeah
 Bu7Z: *throws pokeball*
 Sandor: Stuck between some rocks and a hard place
Image 166711   03-10-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
540
 
 Noremak: Watley's kid grew up fast in season 3 of Frisky Dingo.
 sparename: I loved "District 9"
 XLY: Yes... this is what i needed to see today. Exactly.
 Soviette: Now THAT's what I call a mojo hand!
 whiplash: Validate my parking? Validate my parking?
 A duck: @duckfarts: booo, hissss (j/k I chuckled)
 duckfarts: don't worry, crab lawyer can always used his escape claws
 Bu7Z: Lobster boy succumbs to religious pressure
 drewtoothpaste: this image pertains to my interests
 Mr. Butt: [*whispers*] "snip, snip"
 Derp Herpigan: I am the crab lord!
Image 166710   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
347
 
 White Rice: @Bu7Z they are not. If it's an actual zippo, it was made in the Midwest somewhere (at least I think that's where they come from). They're usually stamped with not only "made in the USA" but also the year it was made.
 bug: *scratches off "IT IS NOT A" and "MADE IN CHINA"*
 Bu7Z: It is a zippo made not in China..?
 msmstud: I admire the purist at the Chinese factory who found the knock-off reprehensible.
 AgentView: Clever ruse to keep people from stealing your zippo
 Scoo: What if I want one made in China?
Image 166709   03-10-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
324
 
 Bu7Z: Scooba troopa!
 Bu7Z: That's a tank of nitrous oxide on his back
 Sandor: Scuba-dooba-doo!
 Albatross: Scuba Steve's dog, Scuba Schnauzer
Image 166708   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
315
 
 SomeCanadian: Cows are not very bright.
 Telkwa: One of the more obscure rodeo events: steer climbing.
 Dr Awkward: This is why barns keep hay in the loft... cows suck at ladders.
 A duck: "Mistakes were made..."
 Bu7Z: @KrazyKat hehe, that raccoon, oh boy, good times, good times.
 duckfarts: @Poncho i know it's udder madness, but you gotta milk it for all its worth
 KrazyKat: @Bu7Z ah, how quickly I forgot about the "raccoon in the planter" diptych.
 Poncho: "hold my milk and watch this!"
 msmstud: "Don't ask how, just get me out."
 Bu7Z: @KrazyKat part of the ongoing animals stuck in everyday objects posts here on the spaceship.
 Poncho: climbing up the cowporate ladder isn't as easy as it looks
 KrazyKat: The next installment of the series "cows in distress"
Image 166707   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Joseph
Score:
410
 
 Himesama: Yonce does not approve.
 Micro Jackson: Where the hell is he?
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : I'd personally prefer rockapella covers of bruno mars songs.
 Scoo: I think a Bruno Mars cover of the Carmen Sandiego theme song would be rad as hell
 Bu7Z: @Dresdenkeogh @Peach see now kids these days are playing a game called who the fuck is Carmel sandiego?
 Peach: @Dresdenkeogh From the bottom of my heart, thank you for correcting me.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Peach your mean where* in the world*
 Peach: All jokes aside, WHERE IS MY CARMEN SANDIEGO REBOOT!?
Image 166706   03-10-17   Uploaded by    flatluigi
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