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258479  FabricMan: This is someone I want working at my company!

258476  ThoughtlessGentleman: someone play a snappy tune on a piccolo.

258428  Beeble: ....and it truly was the only cat picture I would ever Rad.

258473  Prostata: i don't think those recycle

258479  Prostata: bad vote for crop failure

258458  Not A Bot: *third sign* Oh, I didn't know that! I'll check with the police. I hope I don't have to pay a fine or anything. Guess if I do it probably won't be too much, I hope anyway. *4th sign*...

258485  sparename: Disarming in the footwell

258473  Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.

258483  sparename: "Three bottles of whisky constitutes ONE item, two loaves of bread constitutes ONE item .. and THREE steak and kidney bastard pies also constitutes one bloody item!!"

258248  Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258481  sparename: JustEinsTeenAngstThings

258481  Nope: Just thinkin bout relativity

258479  Sandor: That's a new switcharooni for me!

258479  Sandor: Optional: learn how to whack off an image

258478  ignatz: Ohhh Snap, Pull-Ups!

258477  AlexDeLarge: Wish I could find earbuds that stay in even half that well

258440  Mr. Butt: Myth busted!

258480  Side Boob: Hes helping!

258248  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.

258480  a robot: username/uploaod combo :D

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258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!



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 6. E. HONDA: 2312 points
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10. Bagels: 1897 points
11. bromide: 1867 points
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Score:
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 XLY: Not the history we need, but the History we deservered
 BavidDowie: I, too, am allergic to bees
 tritium: Is this a picture of @moonmoon?
 Bu7Z: "I am Ragnar!" "I am the moon, hello, Ragnar"
 PenguinBartender: @Mexico Humpty Dumpty has some theories on extra-terrestrial eggs he'd like to tell you about.
 Mexico: Humpty Dumpty was a striking chap.
Image 166713   03-10-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
718
 
 Bu7Z: Mm, I'm a shoulder man from way back...@Science
 zupobaloop: Thought it was lurker week at AggroGator not twitch.
 Hosebag: Hey Beavis, how many boobs does she have?
 tib gubb: foot fetishist's dream
 El hefe: Hey toejam where's earl
 winwolf: Rule 34.
 Science: @Bu7Z: But she only has two of what really matters on a lady... Shoulders - what did you think I was talking about?
 kinggheedra: Lemme get them digits
 PenguinBartender: Cast for the next (hopefully good) reboot of Total Recall really shaping up!
 A duck: Nobody show this to Quentin Tarantino.
 Bu7Z: @enfanta commented and then read ur post, and eeew, that what the fuck has too many of all sorts of things what the fuck!
 Bu7Z: Normally I'd say something like 'eeew that mermaid has feet' but... Eeew, that whatever has too many feet.
 Bert Bertbert: @enfanta she find's those extra fingers handy for dispensing all them ventolins
 Mexico: I've seen similar photoshops. There's a blog I follow for the unbridled "creativity" called Realmorphs that's full of stuff like this. You can look it up, but you probably shouldn't, probably because you're at work right now AND ONLY FOR THAT REASON.
 enfanta: Submitted it for the feet, just now noticed the fingers.
Image 166712   03-10-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
384
 
 Sirstabbington: I wanna rock! Well, maybe not...
 Hosebag: Violators will be toad!
 Telkwa: Sisyphus: Day 3,747,898,765,830,222,689
 PenguinBartender: "This is fine."
 duckfarts: froggy went a rockin', hell yeah, hell yeah
 Bu7Z: *throws pokeball*
 Sandor: Stuck between some rocks and a hard place
Image 166711   03-10-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
540
 
 Noremak: Watley's kid grew up fast in season 3 of Frisky Dingo.
 sparename: I loved "District 9"
 XLY: Yes... this is what i needed to see today. Exactly.
 Soviette: Now THAT's what I call a mojo hand!
 whiplash: Validate my parking? Validate my parking?
 A duck: @duckfarts: booo, hissss (j/k I chuckled)
 duckfarts: don't worry, crab lawyer can always used his escape claws
 Bu7Z: Lobster boy succumbs to religious pressure
 drewtoothpaste: this image pertains to my interests
 Mr. Butt: [*whispers*] "snip, snip"
 Derp Herpigan: I am the crab lord!
Image 166710   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
347
 
 White Rice: @Bu7Z they are not. If it's an actual zippo, it was made in the Midwest somewhere (at least I think that's where they come from). They're usually stamped with not only "made in the USA" but also the year it was made.
 bug: *scratches off "IT IS NOT A" and "MADE IN CHINA"*
 Bu7Z: It is a zippo made not in China..?
 msmstud: I admire the purist at the Chinese factory who found the knock-off reprehensible.
 AgentView: Clever ruse to keep people from stealing your zippo
 Scoo: What if I want one made in China?
Image 166709   03-10-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
324
 
 Bu7Z: Scooba troopa!
 Bu7Z: That's a tank of nitrous oxide on his back
 Sandor: Scuba-dooba-doo!
 Albatross: Scuba Steve's dog, Scuba Schnauzer
Image 166708   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
315
 
 SomeCanadian: Cows are not very bright.
 Telkwa: One of the more obscure rodeo events: steer climbing.
 Dr Awkward: This is why barns keep hay in the loft... cows suck at ladders.
 A duck: "Mistakes were made..."
 Bu7Z: @KrazyKat hehe, that raccoon, oh boy, good times, good times.
 duckfarts: @Poncho i know it's udder madness, but you gotta milk it for all its worth
 KrazyKat: @Bu7Z ah, how quickly I forgot about the "raccoon in the planter" diptych.
 Poncho: "hold my milk and watch this!"
 msmstud: "Don't ask how, just get me out."
 Bu7Z: @KrazyKat part of the ongoing animals stuck in everyday objects posts here on the spaceship.
 Poncho: climbing up the cowporate ladder isn't as easy as it looks
 KrazyKat: The next installment of the series "cows in distress"
Image 166707   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Joseph
Score:
410
 
 Himesama: Yonce does not approve.
 Micro Jackson: Where the hell is he?
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : I'd personally prefer rockapella covers of bruno mars songs.
 Scoo: I think a Bruno Mars cover of the Carmen Sandiego theme song would be rad as hell
 Bu7Z: @Dresdenkeogh @Peach see now kids these days are playing a game called who the fuck is Carmel sandiego?
 Peach: @Dresdenkeogh From the bottom of my heart, thank you for correcting me.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Peach your mean where* in the world*
 Peach: All jokes aside, WHERE IS MY CARMEN SANDIEGO REBOOT!?
Image 166706   03-10-17   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
567
 
 Jabberwikket: Better get out of there #166707 looks like is gonna charge you
 Hosebag: That's not RAF issue!
 Lestrange: Bizarrely this piece of shit costs as much as a regular mid range car. *rolls eyes so hard his retinas detach*
 a sedated moose: [HONKS IN BRITISH]
 A duck: The most British car ever made?
 Sadbot: @Bu7Z But I need my Land Rover to pick up groceries and drive the kids to school
 Bu7Z: @Sadbot just like a four wheel drive counts as a 'truck' to avoid car emission standards in the US now?
 KrazyKat: Looks military grade.
 Sadbot: Didn't stuff like this get made because 3-wheelers counted as motorcycles, for tax purposes, in the UK?
 AverageJoe: I didn't have enough money to buy the other half
 Peach: Just out of frame: Mr. Bean driving recklessly towards this car.
 tritium: Peel P50. Smallest car ever mass-produced for public consumption. Jeremy Clarkson famously got all 6-foot-5 of himself in there and drove it around the BBC offices.
Image 166705   03-10-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
421
 
 birdythemighty: dem boobies
 Bu7Z: Our doggo is happy to take his pills because we coat them in peanut butter, which sucks because there isn't enough left for me to have on toast for breakfast.
 AgentView: @Knice kitty nip-noos are never uneccessary
 Knice: I think the nip-nops are an uneccessary illustrative detail here.
 Sandor: Now, drop a pill not intended for a cat, and good luck getting the cat to stay away from it
 Derp Herpigan: @Peach not with actual food, though. They'll stand at attention for food.
 Peach: To be fair, this could be ANY interaction with a cat.
Image 166704   03-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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