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257499  Mr. Shine: @Yam mine was a valterra grip-stik, what was yours?

257504  VeeKay: @Mr. Shine No. Good job he's the regional manager's son.

257473  VeeKay: Ever killed anyone with a cricket bat? It's really easy.

257504  Mr. Shine: @VeeKay he's never gonna learn.

257474  VeeKay: Purple Disco Machine

257481  Prostata: the BORKFast club

257493  VeeKay: Same

257494  VeeKay: I like them Porgs

257495  Prostata: just like grammar used to make

257497  Prostata: with big tasty black bars

257502  VeeKay: I shall call him snowball and I will love him and hug him and squeeze him

257504  VeeKay: Goddam it Grant! Again?

257495  grizzly: Would eat

257476  Shay: @Spazstatic Well here's a test if you truly are a fellow metalhead: Who is better, Lemmy or God?

257506  Shay: As our dear friend Natalie would say: God damn it smells like cough drops all over the place.

257506  grizzly: chlamydia all the way down.

257507  Peter Pantsless: "As you can see, our profits have gone up." "Uh, your screen..." "OUR PROFITS HAVE GONE UP. "

257505  hajjpodge: Currently more like a half-track than a tank.

257483  hajjpodge: Hello racism!

257447  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship....

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257233 Robespierre: Lab-volution in action

257414 Mad Collager: @Whatever They could wear special jerseys!

257199 savvoy: realizes he's part of the problem

257223 drtofu: Spelled generics wrong

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257243 Side Boob: Arc flash is a hell of a thing

257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea

257247 necronomicon: I dont believe in Mitt Romney

257232 Scoo: Nice abs

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!



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Score:
315
 
 SomeCanadian: Cows are not very bright.
 Telkwa: One of the more obscure rodeo events: steer climbing.
 Dr Awkward: This is why barns keep hay in the loft... cows suck at ladders.
 A duck: "Mistakes were made..."
 Bu7Z: @KrazyKat hehe, that raccoon, oh boy, good times, good times.
 duckfarts: @Poncho i know it's udder madness, but you gotta milk it for all its worth
 KrazyKat: @Bu7Z ah, how quickly I forgot about the "raccoon in the planter" diptych.
 Poncho: "hold my milk and watch this!"
 msmstud: "Don't ask how, just get me out."
 Bu7Z: @KrazyKat part of the ongoing animals stuck in everyday objects posts here on the spaceship.
 Poncho: climbing up the cowporate ladder isn't as easy as it looks
 KrazyKat: The next installment of the series "cows in distress"
Image 166707   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Joseph
Score:
410
 
 Himesama: Yonce does not approve.
 Micro Jackson: Where the hell is he?
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : I'd personally prefer rockapella covers of bruno mars songs.
 Scoo: I think a Bruno Mars cover of the Carmen Sandiego theme song would be rad as hell
 Bu7Z: @Dresdenkeogh @Peach see now kids these days are playing a game called who the fuck is Carmel sandiego?
 Peach: @Dresdenkeogh From the bottom of my heart, thank you for correcting me.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Peach your mean where* in the world*
 Peach: All jokes aside, WHERE IS MY CARMEN SANDIEGO REBOOT!?
Image 166706   03-10-17   Uploaded by    flatluigi
Score:
567
 
 Jabberwikket: Better get out of there #166707 looks like is gonna charge you
 Hosebag: That's not RAF issue!
 Lestrange: Bizarrely this piece of shit costs as much as a regular mid range car. *rolls eyes so hard his retinas detach*
 a sedated moose: [HONKS IN BRITISH]
 A duck: The most British car ever made?
 Sadbot: @Bu7Z But I need my Land Rover to pick up groceries and drive the kids to school
 Bu7Z: @Sadbot just like a four wheel drive counts as a 'truck' to avoid car emission standards in the US now?
 KrazyKat: Looks military grade.
 Sadbot: Didn't stuff like this get made because 3-wheelers counted as motorcycles, for tax purposes, in the UK?
 AverageJoe: I didn't have enough money to buy the other half
 Peach: Just out of frame: Mr. Bean driving recklessly towards this car.
 tritium: Peel P50. Smallest car ever mass-produced for public consumption. Jeremy Clarkson famously got all 6-foot-5 of himself in there and drove it around the BBC offices.
Image 166705   03-10-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
421
 
 birdythemighty: dem boobies
 Bu7Z: Our doggo is happy to take his pills because we coat them in peanut butter, which sucks because there isn't enough left for me to have on toast for breakfast.
 AgentView: @Knice kitty nip-noos are never uneccessary
 Knice: I think the nip-nops are an uneccessary illustrative detail here.
 Sandor: Now, drop a pill not intended for a cat, and good luck getting the cat to stay away from it
 Derp Herpigan: @Peach not with actual food, though. They'll stand at attention for food.
 Peach: To be fair, this could be ANY interaction with a cat.
Image 166704   03-10-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
149
 
 Staida: Picture taken in portrait mode from a bus? Or truck or something with tall side mirror. Or that's the rear view mirror and this car has rolled - but stopped perfectly sideways which I doubt.
 VoR: Huh. I too thought this was a spaceship.
 Lestrange: I too have been insanely drunk
 CastleBravo: I think this Borg cube has a plasma leak.
 questionable: *shambles towards the light, wearing just one slipper*
Image 166703   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Poncho
Score:
275
 
 Micro Jackson: This is why my wipers are charged to 150,000V
 duckfarts: if you can do this one, you can draw the pirate next
 Derp Herpigan: @Peach I also bet he never signals before changing lanes.
 Peach: Imagine being the person who carries these around, always on the lookout for some minor parking infraction. It gives him so much joy.
 questionable: sick burn!!!!!
 tritium: Ah, the delicate art of writing pissy notes to strangers.
Image 166702   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
228
 
 msmstud: "Excellent grammar, Timmy. Now, write in in past- and future-tense."
 questionable: it's not my fault I'm a trashfire
 Sandor: Life is pain. Anyone telling you otherwise is selling something
 Bu7Z: Enclose in a DNE border
 tokyopig: @tritium I once had to sit next a girl who was complaining about having to cover an SP concert to write an article for the Seattle Stranger because'the smashing pumpkins suck.' Because of her I dropped that class and developed an immense distrust for the stranger's editorial staff. TRUE DRUNKEN STORY.
 tokyopig: @tritium I once had to sit next a girl who was complaining about having to cover an SP concert to write an article for the Seattle Stranger because'the smashing pumpkins suck.' Because of her I dropped that class and developed an immense distrust for the stranger's editorial staff. TRUE DRUNKEN STORY.
 TurkeyVulture: Life is a lemon
 tritium: I hear the world is also a vampire.
Image 166701   03-10-17   Uploaded by    shelledfauna
Score:
265
 
 VoR: Your third eye is open..
 Lestrange: *autistic screeching*
 questionable: this guy didn't even try colouring inside the lines - should have started with a turtle
 SpaceCow: Dalek's may not be consummate artists but they try.
Image 166700   03-10-17   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
571
 
 Kess: This has to be a greyhound. They are the weirdest sleepers I've ever seen.
 a robot: I like when dogs have normal human names. Mary is a funny name for a dog, for some reason
 Poncho: wish i could sleep that well
 Bu7Z: Mary is S T O N E D .
 tritium: Mary, don't listen to that. You're a good dog, living your best life.
Image 166699   03-10-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
704
 
 a robot: I had a notebook with the ballerina bunnies on it in 4th grade, that was the SHIT right there
 Bu7Z: What is my porpoise in life? I DONT KNOW?!?
 tokyopig: Lisa Frank is my jam. Also the baby woke me up almost immediatley.
 questionable: I too experience constant existential dread
Image 166698   03-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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