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262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

262870  a sedated moose: @Fiveninety Preach it!

262879  a sedated moose: A wonderfully composed portrait.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

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262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

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 Sadbot: @WaffleIron Kinda, but that's what aerobraking is for
 grizzly: Jeremiah representing.
 WaffleIron: Amazing! Did you bring enough fuel for a return trip?
Image 166562   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Sadbot
 brian greene: nose bra
 Dan Tagonistic: One in the middle is wearing a ball gag
 A duck: One on the left looks like one of those old timey 1950s clowns.
Image 166561   03-09-17   Uploaded by    boozer
 SpaceCow: Every thorn pokes a rose.
 Kim: This is someone's fetish.
 apoxia: This is someone's phobia
 Mad Collager: Hell hath no fury like a woman thorned.
 LKoroton: "I never masturbated"
 Shay: Prickly Pete is on the prowl.
 ThatGuy: First a ticklin' then a pricklin'
 Winterneuro: This was not the result I wanted when huffing that Terragen mist
 yev: don'r leave me hangin'
 Lestrange: My morgellons is getting worse and worse
 Hokie333: #166351 "Hi, I'm here for the Cactus Shaver job." "YOU'RE HIRED!"
Image 166560   03-09-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
 Science: None of this makes sense after "pointing his"
 SomeCanadian: 'Old Man Yells at Clouds'
 yev: oi, geezer...
 piranharama: Seems like a pretty all-round helpful chap to me.
Image 166559   03-09-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Mad Collager: Previous picture: Sheep gives hay a baleful look.
 Hosebag: Full of hay?
 Shay: New Zealand sushi
 hearsegirl: this fills the sheep
 Peter Pantsless: "I'll find that damn needle, and then I'm gonna knit a scarf out of myself."
 BavidDowie: Glutton mutton
Image 166558   03-09-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Mad Collager: And then a wash...
 VoR: Excellent. Phase 1 complete. Now it's time to become man's best friend ... And kill them when they least expect it. But first a nap.
Image 166557   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
 Kim: @werterland THANKS FOR RECYCLING.
 ThatGuy: Thats assault
 werterland: One time, when I was in fourth grade, I went around the lunchroom and gathered up everyone's banana that they didn't want (no, I don't remember why) and brought them all home with me. I went home with like 20 bananas. My mom was horrified. We made a lot of banana bread together that week.
 EvilOtter: This is what freegans actually believe!
 winwolf: Classic Tammy.
 Warrax: I'll try anything for free.
 VoR: @chhumphrey woah! Creep.
 elmosco: It's a trap - there's no way to gently use a bo-nana
 BavidDowie: Depends. What'd you use it for?
 chhumphrey: Can't comment without sounding really creepy
 Quackzy: I only accept mint or near mint apples
 enfanta: Depends. Is it actually an apple?
 Knice: ...if you know what I mean.
Image 166556   03-09-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
 shelledfauna: Same!
 Warrax: I can smell images and comments. It's a burden sometimes.
 Jabberwikket: Here we see the epic struggle of belly scratching fist and common (murder) house cat.
 Noremak: Smelling the opponent is the most important part of fighting.
 Amy Housewine: Juuuuuu-do!
Image 166555   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 AverageJoe: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.
 Mad Collager: @FabricMan It's grape!
 tib gubb: same
 Elleander: Nice job, A.Reporter.
 Warrax: Fudnskjck it.
 PenguinBartender: Editors need cigarette breaks too guys.
 Poncho: ggkjhdjkghkgjkdfjsd ghghg ghghghghg ghghghghghghgh
 Amy Housewine: By A REPORTER
 piranharama: @BavidDowie Everybody to the limit, everybody to the limit.
 Warren G Hardon: I'm puzzled by my horoscope today
 BavidDowie: I said: Come. On. fhqwhgads.
 FabricMan: Welch newspaper
 Hokie333: Other cities' newspapers always look so foreign to me.
 sparename: Giggety...
Image 166554   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Kim: I wonder why someone just fenced off that driveway.
 Bob: I have a feeling that I would not get along with the folks that live there.
 Wet farts: This angers the neighbor.
 whiplash: House? What house?
 Grandmaster Fat: Practice run for Trump Tower makeover
 Thyming: The lady silhouette on the top left corner, the biggest sign of douche.
 fanny: Neighbors don't hate this one weird trick, they just hate you.
 WaffleIron: Lovely landscape spoiled by a fence.
Image 166553   03-09-17   Uploaded by    phil
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