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233104  Teechur: Everyone knows it's always the middle finger that gets injured.

233022  glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233105  Teechur: The worst part is when you wake up with your eyes crusted shut.

233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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 Sadbot: @WaffleIron Kinda, but that's what aerobraking is for
 grizzly: Jeremiah representing.
 WaffleIron: Amazing! Did you bring enough fuel for a return trip?
Image 166562   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Sadbot
Score:
281
 
 brian greene: nose bra
 Dan Tagonistic: One in the middle is wearing a ball gag
 A duck: One on the left looks like one of those old timey 1950s clowns.
Image 166561   03-09-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
380
 
 SpaceCow: Every thorn pokes a rose.
 Kim: This is someone's fetish.
 apoxia: This is someone's phobia
 Mad Collager: Hell hath no fury like a woman thorned.
 LKoroton: "I never masturbated"
 Shay: Prickly Pete is on the prowl.
 ThatGuy: First a ticklin' then a pricklin'
 Winterneuro: This was not the result I wanted when huffing that Terragen mist
 yev: don'r leave me hangin'
 Lestrange: My morgellons is getting worse and worse
 Hokie333: #166351 "Hi, I'm here for the Cactus Shaver job." "YOU'RE HIRED!"
Image 166560   03-09-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
312
 
 Science: None of this makes sense after "pointing his"
 SomeCanadian: 'Old Man Yells at Clouds'
 yev: oi, geezer...
 piranharama: Seems like a pretty all-round helpful chap to me.
Image 166559   03-09-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
383
 
 Mad Collager: Previous picture: Sheep gives hay a baleful look.
 Hosebag: Full of hay?
 Shay: New Zealand sushi
 hearsegirl: this fills the sheep
 Peter Pantsless: "I'll find that damn needle, and then I'm gonna knit a scarf out of myself."
 BavidDowie: Glutton mutton
Image 166558   03-09-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
462
 
 Mad Collager: And then a wash...
 VoR: Excellent. Phase 1 complete. Now it's time to become man's best friend ... And kill them when they least expect it. But first a nap.
Image 166557   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
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 Kim: @werterland THANKS FOR RECYCLING.
 ThatGuy: Thats assault
 werterland: One time, when I was in fourth grade, I went around the lunchroom and gathered up everyone's banana that they didn't want (no, I don't remember why) and brought them all home with me. I went home with like 20 bananas. My mom was horrified. We made a lot of banana bread together that week.
 EvilOtter: This is what freegans actually believe!
 winwolf: Classic Tammy.
 Warrax: I'll try anything for free.
 VoR: @chhumphrey woah! Creep.
 Robespierre: It's a trap - there's no way to gently use a bo-nana
 BavidDowie: Depends. What'd you use it for?
 chhumphrey: Can't comment without sounding really creepy
 Quackzy: I only accept mint or near mint apples
 enfanta: Depends. Is it actually an apple?
 Knice: ...if you know what I mean.
Image 166556   03-09-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
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 Science: INTERNAL MONOLOGUE HERE
 shelledfauna: Same!
 Warrax: I can smell images and comments. It's a burden sometimes.
 Jabberwikket: Here we see the epic struggle of belly scratching fist and common (murder) house cat.
 Noremak: Smelling the opponent is the most important part of fighting.
 Amy Housewine: Juuuuuu-do!
Image 166555   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
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 AverageJoe: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.
 Mad Collager: @FabricMan It's grape!
 tib gubb: same
 Elleander: Nice job, A.Reporter.
 BILL DOOR: THE TRUTH SHALL MAKE YE FREP.
 Warrax: Fudnskjck it.
 PenguinBartender: Editors need cigarette breaks too guys.
 Poncho: ggkjhdjkghkgjkdfjsd ghghg ghghghghg ghghghghghghgh
 Amy Housewine: By A REPORTER
 piranharama: @BavidDowie Everybody to the limit, everybody to the limit.
 Robespierre: I'm puzzled by my horoscope today
 BavidDowie: I said: Come. On. fhqwhgads.
 FabricMan: Welch newspaper
 Hokie333: Other cities' newspapers always look so foreign to me.
 sparename: Giggety...
Image 166554   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
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 Kim: I wonder why someone just fenced off that driveway.
 Bob: I have a feeling that I would not get along with the folks that live there.
 Wet farts: This angers the neighbor.
 whiplash: House? What house?
 Robespierre: Practice run for Trump Tower makeover
 Thyming: The lady silhouette on the top left corner, the biggest sign of douche.
 fanny: Neighbors don't hate this one weird trick, they just hate you.
 WaffleIron: Lovely landscape spoiled by a fence.
Image 166553   03-09-17   Uploaded by    phil
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