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273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

273607  fanny: is that thing made of felt?

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273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

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 Sadbot: @WaffleIron Kinda, but that's what aerobraking is for
 grizzly: Jeremiah representing.
 WaffleIron: Amazing! Did you bring enough fuel for a return trip?
Image 166562   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Sadbot
 brian greene: nose bra
 Dan Tagonistic: One in the middle is wearing a ball gag
 A duck: One on the left looks like one of those old timey 1950s clowns.
Image 166561   03-09-17   Uploaded by    boozer
 SpaceCow: Every thorn pokes a rose.
 Kim: This is someone's fetish.
 apoxia: This is someone's phobia
 Mad Collager: Hell hath no fury like a woman thorned.
 LKoroton: "I never masturbated"
 Shay: Prickly Pete is on the prowl.
 ThatGuy: First a ticklin' then a pricklin'
 Winterneuro: This was not the result I wanted when huffing that Terragen mist
 yev: don'r leave me hangin'
 Lestrange: My morgellons is getting worse and worse
 Hokie333: #166351 "Hi, I'm here for the Cactus Shaver job." "YOU'RE HIRED!"
Image 166560   03-09-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
 Science: None of this makes sense after "pointing his"
 SomeCanadian: 'Old Man Yells at Clouds'
 yev: oi, geezer...
 piranharama: Seems like a pretty all-round helpful chap to me.
Image 166559   03-09-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Mad Collager: Previous picture: Sheep gives hay a baleful look.
 Hosebag: Full of hay?
 Shay: New Zealand sushi
 hearsegirl: this fills the sheep
 Peter Pantsless: "I'll find that damn needle, and then I'm gonna knit a scarf out of myself."
 BavidDowie: Glutton mutton
Image 166558   03-09-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
 Mad Collager: And then a wash...
 realjon: Excellent. Phase 1 complete. Now it's time to become man's best friend ... And kill them when they least expect it. But first a nap.
Image 166557   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
 Kim: @werterland THANKS FOR RECYCLING.
 ThatGuy: Thats assault
 werterland: One time, when I was in fourth grade, I went around the lunchroom and gathered up everyone's banana that they didn't want (no, I don't remember why) and brought them all home with me. I went home with like 20 bananas. My mom was horrified. We made a lot of banana bread together that week.
 EvilOtter: This is what freegans actually believe!
 winwolf: Classic Tammy.
 Warrax: I'll try anything for free.
 snipdawg: @chhumphrey woah! Creep.
 elmosco: It's a trap - there's no way to gently use a bo-nana
 BavidDowie: Depends. What'd you use it for?
 chhumphrey: Can't comment without sounding really creepy
 Quackzy: I only accept mint or near mint apples
 enfanta: Depends. Is it actually an apple?
 Knice: ...if you know what I mean.
Image 166556   03-09-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
 shelledfauna: Same!
 Warrax: I can smell images and comments. It's a burden sometimes.
 Jabberwikket: Here we see the epic struggle of belly scratching fist and common (murder) house cat.
 Noremak: Smelling the opponent is the most important part of fighting.
 Amy Housewine: Juuuuuu-do!
Image 166555   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
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 Mad Collager: @FabricMan It's grape!
 tib gubb: same
 Elleander: Nice job, A.Reporter.
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 PenguinBartender: Editors need cigarette breaks too guys.
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 Amy Housewine: By A REPORTER
 piranharama: @BavidDowie Everybody to the limit, everybody to the limit.
 Warren G Hardon: I'm puzzled by my horoscope today
 BavidDowie: I said: Come. On. fhqwhgads.
 FabricMan: Welch newspaper
 Hokie333: Other cities' newspapers always look so foreign to me.
 sparename: Giggety...
Image 166554   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Kim: I wonder why someone just fenced off that driveway.
 Bob: I have a feeling that I would not get along with the folks that live there.
 Wet farts: This angers the neighbor.
 whiplash: House? What house?
 Grandmaster Fat: Practice run for Trump Tower makeover
 Thyming: The lady silhouette on the top left corner, the biggest sign of douche.
 fanny: Neighbors don't hate this one weird trick, they just hate you.
 WaffleIron: Lovely landscape spoiled by a fence.
Image 166553   03-09-17   Uploaded by    phil
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