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205372  Knice: @carpwoman Just liked the way it sounded. :-)

205354  square44: I swear if they make one more crack about "jimmies"

205396  Greifer: maseltov

205387  FabricMan: @Haute and sweaty Donna and I have an arrangement...

205401  pawsies: His name is Dick Pootman

205346  Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205382  square44: should have bought new...

205398  a robot: A play in four acts

205399  a robot: Ugghhhh whyyy

205383  VeeKay: We buy gently used kids

205394  a robot: wut

205394  DarkTeddy: This is what heaven looks like

205401  zoe: For a second I thought this was some sort of Bob Ross joke.

205372  Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205388  tib gubb: blook

205320  Air Biscuit: Wh do they use that terrible font? Its so hard to read.

205401  jeffrey: The thing is, his real last name is Pootman, which may be a better joke than the graffiti.

205391  Ulillillia: That makes him a sad panda.

205377  White Rice: Getting a lot of K.C. Green's comics without his name/site on them recently, specifically lots of gunshow. Just sayin'

205393  Ulillillia: Do you sell them when they grow up into adult goats?

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205186 Austin: light urple

205169 VeeKay: @space Drove past your town today on't way to Nelson.

205236 apoxia: There's something wrong with me. All of these food photos just gross me out. The bacon, the burgers, and pizza with pepperoni sticks.

205210 Mr. Shine: @Butcherboy *shoots multiple times*

205201 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Knice: @carpwoman Just liked the way it sounded. :-)

205183 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware

205245 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system



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241
 
 SpaceCow: This is how you tell a building you hate it and wish it was a tree house.
 Cami: I've given it some thought; we should hire a gardener.
Image 166506   03-09-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
352
 
 apoxia: Old people jokes are the worst.
 Lestrange: @tokyopig Same. Except I would use my robot lungs to breathe and function normally.
 addend: Asp tray. For your vape rig.
 tokyopig: On a side note I do remember a time that I enjoyed smoking more than I wanted to quit and actually had a use for ash trays. I miss smoking but at the same time I don't miss smoking at all. Someone invent robot lungs so I can smoke again without feeling sick.
 Paint Chips: Okay, Grandpa.
Image 166505   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
560
 
 Knice: Return flight of the bumblebee: #168985
 fanny: @Knice haha ok, you win! :-D
 Pizza: It's hip to fuck bees!
 Knice: @fanny You're missing out. Real women have curbs. :-D
 KingTrebek: WARNINH! I TRIED THIS THEN WAS CUCKOLDED BY THE BEE!
 fanny: @Knice yeah but i'm not SLEEPING WITH the sidewalk!!
 bug: NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAA...-OOOhhhh yeaaah...
 SpaceCow: "Or the porn stars with bees in their orifices so that when they orgasm, they orgasm bees at you?"
 hearsegirl: what about anal bees?
 jochenau: See: the Amy Schumer sketch on glamour magazine sex tips.
 Otterman: Ahhh! Dick bees! (Oglaf fans will get it)
 Knice: @fanny Hey, just yesterday you were encouraging me to release a B on the sidewalk!
 chhumphrey: Who would have asked that as a survey question?
 whiplash: But releasing two bees is just silly. Unless the bees start to have sex with each other, because that would also be a turn-on.
 AverageJoe: amateurs... real badasses use electric eels
 fanny: @Knice way to ruin my new sex thing, way to ruin it :-(
 tokyopig: I feel like the Author bio at the bottom of this list is probably worth a laugh.
 Knice: From now on, "Release a B" is my new phrase for "bowel movement."
 RiderFan: If she thinks a bee will create danger, release a spider instead!
 fanny: well, NOW i want bees!
 fridaynight: bzzzzzzzzzzz
Image 166504   03-09-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
523
 
 DrinkMixMan: i'm piss
 tokyopig: Half in the baaaag
 SunWukong: Run, Logan.
 deathawaits: Fuck off Logan!
 fanny: You know what you did, prick!
 tritium: Whoa, geez, no need to ask twice.
Image 166503   03-09-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
881
 
 TurkeyVulture: Somebody get this kitten a cardboard box
 Cami: @tritium Probably already has.
 questionable: oh hello, meow're you
 tritium: Now THERE'S a face that'll get away with murder.
 a sedated moose: Why this floof look sad?
 greg: m....mew?
Image 166502   03-09-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
430
 
 Hosebag: We're going to see some very impotent people. A miss Spay, and a mister Neuter.
 carpwoman: "Dude, I have a HUGE favor to ask you..."
 questionable: shame and shame plus
 thecraftywolf: super pug and cone boy
Image 166501   03-09-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
389
 
 SpaceCow: Bad for whack offping out the Obvious Plant mark.
 a robot: Yes, here we see a list of things that definitely happened in real life for real.
 jochenau: @whiplash ESPECIALLY not on Yodelfest Day.
 whiplash: I can live with all of them but number 3. No yodeling AT ANY TIME? Not even on Yodelfest Day?
 KrazyKat: Damn. Busted. Gotta move again.
 questionable: clearly this is official because it's not like just anyone could print this out for jaunty laffs
 Knice: 'Nachos,' you say?
 Dr Awkward: Thanks a LOT, Kevin. Now none of us are allowed to yell at the moon.
 Derp Herpigan: This was all one tenant? (S)he sounds like fun.
 Whatever: Want less regulation? Tell people to behave so they won't have a reason to create rules to begin with
 thecraftywolf: how many times did they ha ve to do this for them to change the rules
Image 166500   03-09-17   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
359
 
 well duh: Most likely somewhere near Pearland, Texas. There's a name for this style of customizing cars, but I forget.
 Randlarr: This is the Mach 4. We are so close to insane international murder/mystery races.
 bug: I too liked Ben Hur
 Cami: Some a-holes can be seen from a mile away.
 Mr. Whiskers: I'm sure it's meant to slash tires, but I bet all it does is attract keys to the side of your car.
Image 166499   03-09-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
198
 
 ottorongo: I totally thought this was a bathroom tagging kit
 bug: *wears entire box, Key & Peele style*
 carpwoman:
 wwwdotcom: Streetwear is like being a kid, but for adults, anyway.
 tib gubb: good for when you're in gay baby jail
 whiplash: From the creators of "Build-A-Bear" -- it's "Design Your Own Hat." Only $59.99!
Image 166498   03-09-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
384
 
 Warrax: Revenge of the Fried Chicken
 Supermansbrother: Latvian Chewbacca movie lookin' good.
 KrazyKat: Time to shave the baby.
 lionstrong: When u trip too hard and end up in Hungarian horror movie
 piranharama: Meth. Not even once.
 whiplash: Somebody left Fozzie Bear to close to the radiator.
Image 166497   03-09-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
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