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258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

258391  jochenau: SimCity of North Korea.

258406  Robespierre: Take my money, Henri Remoulade! TAKE IT!!!

258407  Robespierre: Transformed

258337  petepuma: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen!"

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258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258270 berlin: me too

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here



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11. bromide: 1834 points
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 SpaceCow: This is how you tell a building you hate it and wish it was a tree house.
 Cami: I've given it some thought; we should hire a gardener.
Image 166506   03-09-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
352
 
 apoxia: Old people jokes are the worst.
 Lestrange: @tokyopig Same. Except I would use my robot lungs to breathe and function normally.
 addend: Asp tray. For your vape rig.
 tokyopig: On a side note I do remember a time that I enjoyed smoking more than I wanted to quit and actually had a use for ash trays. I miss smoking but at the same time I don't miss smoking at all. Someone invent robot lungs so I can smoke again without feeling sick.
 Paint Chips: Okay, Grandpa.
Image 166505   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
583
 
 Knice: Return flight of the bumblebee: #168985
 fanny: @Knice haha ok, you win! :-D
 Pizza: It's hip to fuck bees!
 Knice: @fanny You're missing out. Real women have curbs. :-D
 KingTrebek: WARNINH! I TRIED THIS THEN WAS CUCKOLDED BY THE BEE!
 fanny: @Knice yeah but i'm not SLEEPING WITH the sidewalk!!
 bug: NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAA...-OOOhhhh yeaaah...
 SpaceCow: "Or the porn stars with bees in their orifices so that when they orgasm, they orgasm bees at you?"
 hearsegirl: what about anal bees?
 jochenau: See: the Amy Schumer sketch on glamour magazine sex tips.
 Otterman: Ahhh! Dick bees! (Oglaf fans will get it)
 Knice: @fanny Hey, just yesterday you were encouraging me to release a B on the sidewalk!
 chhumphrey: Who would have asked that as a survey question?
 whiplash: But releasing two bees is just silly. Unless the bees start to have sex with each other, because that would also be a turn-on.
 AverageJoe: amateurs... real badasses use electric eels
 fanny: @Knice way to ruin my new sex thing, way to ruin it :-(
 tokyopig: I feel like the Author bio at the bottom of this list is probably worth a laugh.
 Knice: From now on, "Release a B" is my new phrase for "bowel movement."
 RiderFan: If she thinks a bee will create danger, release a spider instead!
 fanny: well, NOW i want bees!
 fridaynight: bzzzzzzzzzzz
Image 166504   03-09-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
523
 
 DrinkMixMan: i'm piss
 tokyopig: Half in the baaaag
 SunWukong: Run, Logan.
 deathawaits: Fuck off Logan!
 fanny: You know what you did, prick!
 tritium: Whoa, geez, no need to ask twice.
Image 166503   03-09-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
965
 
 TurkeyVulture: Somebody get this kitten a cardboard box
 Cami: @tritium Probably already has.
 questionable: oh hello, meow're you
 tritium: Now THERE'S a face that'll get away with murder.
 a sedated moose: Why this floof look sad?
 greg: m....mew?
Image 166502   03-09-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
430
 
 Hosebag: We're going to see some very impotent people. A miss Spay, and a mister Neuter.
 carpwoman: "Dude, I have a HUGE favor to ask you..."
 questionable: shame and shame plus
 thecraftywolf: super pug and cone boy
Image 166501   03-09-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
389
 
 SpaceCow: Bad for whack offping out the Obvious Plant mark.
 a robot: Yes, here we see a list of things that definitely happened in real life for real.
 jochenau: @whiplash ESPECIALLY not on Yodelfest Day.
 whiplash: I can live with all of them but number 3. No yodeling AT ANY TIME? Not even on Yodelfest Day?
 KrazyKat: Damn. Busted. Gotta move again.
 questionable: clearly this is official because it's not like just anyone could print this out for jaunty laffs
 Knice: 'Nachos,' you say?
 Dr Awkward: Thanks a LOT, Kevin. Now none of us are allowed to yell at the moon.
 Derp Herpigan: This was all one tenant? (S)he sounds like fun.
 Whatever: Want less regulation? Tell people to behave so they won't have a reason to create rules to begin with
 thecraftywolf: how many times did they ha ve to do this for them to change the rules
Image 166500   03-09-17   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
359
 
 well duh: Most likely somewhere near Pearland, Texas. There's a name for this style of customizing cars, but I forget.
 Randlarr: This is the Mach 4. We are so close to insane international murder/mystery races.
 bug: I too liked Ben Hur
 Cami: Some a-holes can be seen from a mile away.
 Mr. Whiskers: I'm sure it's meant to slash tires, but I bet all it does is attract keys to the side of your car.
Image 166499   03-09-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
198
 
 ottorongo: I totally thought this was a bathroom tagging kit
 bug: *wears entire box, Key & Peele style*
 carpwoman:
 wwwdotcom: Streetwear is like being a kid, but for adults, anyway.
 tib gubb: good for when you're in gay baby jail
 whiplash: From the creators of "Build-A-Bear" -- it's "Design Your Own Hat." Only $59.99!
Image 166498   03-09-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
384
 
 Warrax: Revenge of the Fried Chicken
 Supermansbrother: Latvian Chewbacca movie lookin' good.
 KrazyKat: Time to shave the baby.
 lionstrong: When u trip too hard and end up in Hungarian horror movie
 piranharama: Meth. Not even once.
 whiplash: Somebody left Fozzie Bear to close to the radiator.
Image 166497   03-09-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
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