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242649  Mr Bleak: Gonna need a serious size shower cap.

242652  Mr Bleak: He did something amazing: #242658

243778  jochenau: @Yurishiro As you have willed it, so shall it be!

242670  Mr Bleak: That you can't spell "RAGRET" properly?

243778  Yurishiro: @jochenau Pile o' Pipes would have been funnier

243778  jochenau: "Alright, contestants, each team's received their Pile O' Pipes. You have two hours to construct your Tiny Upcycled Dream Jungle Gyms. Ready...set...GO!"

243777  jochenau: "Alright, contestants, each team's received their Block O' Junk. You have three hours to construct your Tiny Upcycled Dream Houses. Ready...set...GO!"

243765  jochenau: @Sadbot I...I guess that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth?

243737  charlemagne: how the west country was won

243770  jochenau: This makes no sense on so many different levels.

243773  jochenau: Science: Being Misunderstood By People Since 1543

243776  jochenau: Well, it could certainly be both.

243769  charlemagne: better then a bedtime story

243758  Air Biscuit: Another character of csi doggo

243762  Air Biscuit: The spice must half flow.

243761  glenalec: @Ronick - His hand's are bigger than the US President's?

243770  VoR: This is just stupid and I've seen a lot of weird shit on here

243777  ignatz: Renaissance is futile

243655  Ronick: Enjoy a nice warm coke

243748  Zarathustra: Meshuggah face

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243616 Christina: Monday temperature must be in Rankine scale.

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243534 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.

243503 Mad Collager: @VoR I was gonna say that, but you said it much better!

243501 Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

243638 XLY: holy shit



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 SpaceCow: This is how you tell a building you hate it and wish it was a tree house.
 Cami: I've given it some thought; we should hire a gardener.
Image 166506   03-09-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
352
 
 apoxia: Old people jokes are the worst.
 Lestrange: @tokyopig Same. Except I would use my robot lungs to breathe and function normally.
 addend: Asp tray. For your vape rig.
 tokyopig: On a side note I do remember a time that I enjoyed smoking more than I wanted to quit and actually had a use for ash trays. I miss smoking but at the same time I don't miss smoking at all. Someone invent robot lungs so I can smoke again without feeling sick.
 Paint Chips: Okay, Grandpa.
Image 166505   03-09-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
583
 
 Knice: Return flight of the bumblebee: #168985
 fanny: @Knice haha ok, you win! :-D
 Pizza: It's hip to fuck bees!
 Knice: @fanny You're missing out. Real women have curbs. :-D
 KingTrebek: WARNINH! I TRIED THIS THEN WAS CUCKOLDED BY THE BEE!
 fanny: @Knice yeah but i'm not SLEEPING WITH the sidewalk!!
 bug: NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAA...-OOOhhhh yeaaah...
 SpaceCow: "Or the porn stars with bees in their orifices so that when they orgasm, they orgasm bees at you?"
 hearsegirl: what about anal bees?
 jochenau: See: the Amy Schumer sketch on glamour magazine sex tips.
 Otterman: Ahhh! Dick bees! (Oglaf fans will get it)
 Knice: @fanny Hey, just yesterday you were encouraging me to release a B on the sidewalk!
 chhumphrey: Who would have asked that as a survey question?
 whiplash: But releasing two bees is just silly. Unless the bees start to have sex with each other, because that would also be a turn-on.
 AverageJoe: amateurs... real badasses use electric eels
 fanny: @Knice way to ruin my new sex thing, way to ruin it :-(
 tokyopig: I feel like the Author bio at the bottom of this list is probably worth a laugh.
 Knice: From now on, "Release a B" is my new phrase for "bowel movement."
 RiderFan: If she thinks a bee will create danger, release a spider instead!
 fanny: well, NOW i want bees!
 fridaynight: bzzzzzzzzzzz
Image 166504   03-09-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
523
 
 DrinkMixMan: i'm piss
 tokyopig: Half in the baaaag
 SunWukong: Run, Logan.
 deathawaits: Fuck off Logan!
 fanny: You know what you did, prick!
 tritium: Whoa, geez, no need to ask twice.
Image 166503   03-09-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
937
 
 TurkeyVulture: Somebody get this kitten a cardboard box
 Cami: @tritium Probably already has.
 questionable: oh hello, meow're you
 tritium: Now THERE'S a face that'll get away with murder.
 a sedated moose: Why this floof look sad?
 greg: m....mew?
Image 166502   03-09-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
430
 
 Hosebag: We're going to see some very impotent people. A miss Spay, and a mister Neuter.
 carpwoman: "Dude, I have a HUGE favor to ask you..."
 questionable: shame and shame plus
 thecraftywolf: super pug and cone boy
Image 166501   03-09-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
389
 
 SpaceCow: Bad for whack offping out the Obvious Plant mark.
 a robot: Yes, here we see a list of things that definitely happened in real life for real.
 jochenau: @whiplash ESPECIALLY not on Yodelfest Day.
 whiplash: I can live with all of them but number 3. No yodeling AT ANY TIME? Not even on Yodelfest Day?
 KrazyKat: Damn. Busted. Gotta move again.
 questionable: clearly this is official because it's not like just anyone could print this out for jaunty laffs
 Knice: 'Nachos,' you say?
 Dr Awkward: Thanks a LOT, Kevin. Now none of us are allowed to yell at the moon.
 Derp Herpigan: This was all one tenant? (S)he sounds like fun.
 Whatever: Want less regulation? Tell people to behave so they won't have a reason to create rules to begin with
 thecraftywolf: how many times did they ha ve to do this for them to change the rules
Image 166500   03-09-17   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
359
 
 well duh: Most likely somewhere near Pearland, Texas. There's a name for this style of customizing cars, but I forget.
 Randlarr: This is the Mach 4. We are so close to insane international murder/mystery races.
 bug: I too liked Ben Hur
 Cami: Some a-holes can be seen from a mile away.
 Mr. Whiskers: I'm sure it's meant to slash tires, but I bet all it does is attract keys to the side of your car.
Image 166499   03-09-17   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
198
 
 ottorongo: I totally thought this was a bathroom tagging kit
 bug: *wears entire box, Key & Peele style*
 carpwoman:
 wwwdotcom: Streetwear is like being a kid, but for adults, anyway.
 tib gubb: good for when you're in gay baby jail
 whiplash: From the creators of "Build-A-Bear" -- it's "Design Your Own Hat." Only $59.99!
Image 166498   03-09-17   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
384
 
 Warrax: Revenge of the Fried Chicken
 Supermansbrother: Latvian Chewbacca movie lookin' good.
 KrazyKat: Time to shave the baby.
 lionstrong: When u trip too hard and end up in Hungarian horror movie
 piranharama: Meth. Not even once.
 whiplash: Somebody left Fozzie Bear to close to the radiator.
Image 166497   03-09-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
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