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258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

258179  copunter: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!

258173  Prostata: An anagram of "donald trump" is "lord damp nut"

258175  wolfpk: Just so you know, there's like a lot of dogs on here

258169  Scoo: Dickf buttf

258169  wolfpk: Born with a bone

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258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

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 SomeCanadian: Same.@SoyUnPerdedor
 XLY: Smoke weed every clock cycle
 questionable: what hath science wrought, etc, etc
 redmonkey3: Tron v.3 looking lame
 jazzjunkie: The clavicle is a nice touch
 SoyUnPerdedor: "PHASE ONE: COMPLETE...PHASE TWO: GET LEGS... PHASE THREE: DESTROY HUMANITY!...HA!...HA!...HA!..."
 Bu7Z: @guest you bring me butter
 guest: What is my purpose?
 Bu7Z: It's alive!
Image 165919   03-06-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
325
 
 Jabberwikket: But why is the Mur gone ?
 a robot: Is she drinking in the bathroom? Ths is like Homer keeping a six pack in the toilet tank.
 XLY: ah, good ole rum Jenny
 Sandor: @Teechur Same. Maybe it's not a reflection, and it's another similar looking person?
 questionable: quite possibly the most awkward bar I've ever been to
 Cami: @whiplash Well known cause...
 Mr. Shine: Amy Schumer starts her day.
 Fancy Clown: "Ahhh, nothing like a tall glass of Bum..."
 Teechur: I'm trying to reconcile the reflection disparity.
 whiplash: Rum is a well-known cure for jaundice (or as it's also called, "The Simpsons Disease").
Image 165918   03-06-17   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
218
 
 SoyUnPerdedor: The only suitable location to hang out with your prog band
 whiplash: My high school staging of Sartre's "No Exit" was highly acclaimed for its set design.
Image 165917   03-06-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
269
 
 BavidDowie: All's whale that ends whale
 whiplash: Well, in the first comment I meant "everyone" but I lost my purple so I can't fix it :(
 a robot: Whale that's cool
 Mad Collager: The landscaper plans to do some contradictory grading. He wants to put in berm-swales.
 Mr. Shine: I'm intrigued by the signs for "art camping."
 whiplash: Every goes to Jonah's Restaurant, where the restaurant eats you!
Image 165916   03-06-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
616
 
 jazzjunkie: Gotta go fast
 Fancy Clown: He puts the rad and fun into radical fundamentalism.
 tokyopig: Let's just call it radical extremism and not bring Sega into it.
 AverageJoe: Sonic Sez: fasten your seat belts
Image 165915   03-06-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
59
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Politics aside, I've always been troubled with that moustache
 skillet: Gustavo Fring!
 Lestrange: Insane murdering fanatic who doesn't even remember what he believed in.
Image 165914   03-06-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
455
 
 mrwiffler: I don't know why I said that.
 mrwiffler: Ride the behemoth!!!
 duckfarts: wow. the preparation and skill involved here are very, very impressive
 AverageJoe: onward to battle
 tokyopig: Today is not opposite day.
Image 165913   03-06-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
251
 
 Mr Bleak: @KingTrebek It was a good movie too - even if the NTSB were shown as more antagonistic and "scapegoat hungry" than Sully said they were in the real world.
 KingTrebek: That man looks like a real human being. And a real hero.
 cenecia: Tom Hanks stars as Amelia Earhart COMING SOON
 WaffleIron: Spaceship timely!
 Throwbot: "Eeeeeevrybody's talkin' bout Sully, Sully"
Image 165912   03-06-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
136
 
 BavidDowie: It's gonna bang may
Image 165911   03-06-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
519
 
 PenguinBartender: I'm hitting Rad ... and I don't know why?
 bug: I'm assuming her desktop image is photographic proof of her fiance leaving bottle caps on the desk.
 Red: i'll remember that next time i go to a wedding
 Teechur: Dell and Coke are fighting for the product placement royalties.
 BILL DOOR: @t48 I SUPPOSE A FROWN IS LIKE A DIET SMILE.
 t48: Have a coke and a smile.
 tokyopig: auto rad for CRT.
Image 165910   03-06-17   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
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