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175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

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175047 zodiacflash: And here we see the storage system of an entire megabyte and its round-the clock maintenance...

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

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175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.



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Score:
307
 
 Hosebag: Alright, we've taken enough shit from you.
 addend: "No, sir, only dogs. It doesn't matter if you pay extra."
 enfanta: How much do they charge if you get $15 off the first service?
 kazzy94: Late stage capitalism.jpeg
Image 165635   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
372
 
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan well, that'll just annoy everyone else ;)
 wolfpk: I wonder what she's been thinking about!?
 ThatGuy: Cocktail
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny Plot twist: This is a Tofurkey bouquet
 Bill Rye: The worst***********
 Bill Rye: Ugh I feel like the weiner bouquet is not even the or St part of this photo
 ch: Edible Derangements presents: The Wiener Surprise Ensemble VII
 Mr. Shine: "Who's the lucky lady?"
 Knice: The wurst bouquet ever.
 fanny: This annoys the Vegan.
 Warrax: True love pictured here.
 mrdiron: That's what my asshole looks like every night. Don't judge.
Image 165634   03-04-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
970
 
 redmonkey3: "thing", not "one" - Oh My.
 Snake Jesus: I'm getting a strong reminder of the Internet K-Hole blog. I like that.
 Niels Bohr: worth it.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Blech
 Hokie333: Homicide Girls.
 piranharama: I eat everything I f*ck. What?
 WaffleIron: They're perfect for eachother.
 ThatGuy: Im scaroused
 Greek Fire: @Spazstatic That's how she kills.
 kazzy94: Depending on chronological context, the woman on the right may be the better one to introduce to your folks.
 Supermansbrother: Forced to change shirt.
 Cami: The same things done in different orders make for very different crimes.
 Cami: @Spazstatic She's a 'till death kind of gal. It's just your death and she makes it happen.
 Wet farts: Well, if I was forced to make a choice it would be the first one. It would be like death by snu snu.
 Spazstatic: Interesting that one is wearing a cross.
 Mexico: They seem like nice young ladies.
 CastleBravo: .....I can't decide.
 Shay: You are both suspended.
 Warrax: One of those "unstoppable force"/"immovable object" type situations.
 Dresdenkeogh: Looking for a stable anthropha-guy
 ignatz: Opposites attract..
Image 165633   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
236
 
 redmonkey3: They kill everything they eat
 Lestrange: Professional quality diorama never gonna be a good diorama
 Spazstatic: They eat everything they kill.
 grizzly: They fuck everything they kill.
Image 165632   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
355
 
 UltraBeverly: @grizzly I was thinking more about the historic genocide of the indigenous people represented on the board. sad face.
 grizzly: @UltraBeverly there are no winners in war...
 UltraBeverly: Funny game! Both sides always loose!
Image 165631   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
354
 
 BavidDowie: The sweepstakes
 WaffleIron: @ignatz : Yeah, that comment morphed magnificently given my utter ignorance. Sometimes I get away with that.
 Spazstatic: Brooms for the wizard school I went to because I wasn't accepted to Hogwarts.
 ignatz: I thought you were being funny about maybe having used one once!
 WaffleIron: @ignatz : ... I thought they were pencil sized, like little t handle allen keys but made of wood for art or play or... I didn't even see "broom". You get plus.
 ignatz: Oh look, who's this? Looks like we got a new broom in town..
 WaffleIron: I have a nagging suspicion that I used to know what these are.
Image 165630   03-04-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
715
 
 redmonkey3: The Vantasy is strong with these 2
 WaffleIron: Quite frankly with abs like that they can do whatever the fuck they want.
 Lestrange: And you drive round solving crimes and helping people in trouble?
 CastleBravo: None more '70s.
 tib gubb: I wonder how they're doing?
 ignatz: This is not cosplay. They mean it..
Image 165629   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
584
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 165628   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
225
 
 Science: I'm pooping because I'm on speed.
 addend: Gets worse when you hear the police sirens.
 Bob: Sounds like poor planning.
 SomeCanadian: **SONIC POOP**
 Himesama: #1 at #2.
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm just pooping. At average speed
Image 165627   03-04-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
398
 
 Side Boob: @ThatGuy No addidas, sorry. Also partial western spy squat.
 Prostata: I'm speeding because I have to poop!
 ThatGuy: Blyat!
 XLY: no name is higher
 Dresdenkeogh: MORELIKEDAVIDDOUCHE-COVENYAMIRIGHT
Image 165626   03-04-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
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