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254161  DrNinjaman: The Onion did it better

254161  Shay: Home is where the heart fails.

254145  fanny: does anyone else see the William H Macy resemblance?

254149  addend: #254156 proved it.

254142  Laree: (Hopefully not) Username/upload combo

254148  Darmstadtium: This PG version of Seven is weird

254161  addend: Ha, ha, hard drugs, addiction, and violent crime. HA HA.

254162  Side Boob: Blep

254160  Urn BooUrn: I'm going to need you to stay late. We really need to catch that red dot.

254085  Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254146  addend: Meme game on fleek.

254107  Bill Rye: BEEP BOOP

254153  Whatever: I want to feed the little furball to test that theory about cats having nine lives

254154  Whatever: Cmon man, the gator is obviously registered to vote, and is a Trump supporter

254163  a robot: what

254156  Whatever: Perhaps you are not looking hard enough

254149  Bill Rye: mamma mia

254159  Teechur: Why he gots a tie on up there? #254160

254158  Side Boob: I should buy a boat.

254160  Solemn: Mittens always knew that one day he'd get to be the C.mE.Ow.

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1. Robespierre
2. Mad Collager
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4. Not A Bot
5. Side Boob
6. DrNinjaman
7. Shay
8. WTF
9. Mr Bleak
10. dangerkeith3000



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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?



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whaleshark uploaded 253807 (863 points)
hoobleton uploaded 253899 (849 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (843 points)
deadwombat uploaded 254032 (822 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (786 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253717 (786 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (785 points)
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 4. Scoo: 4181 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2944 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2574 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2318 points
 8. cannabis: 1946 points
 9. Jonananathan: 1941 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. tears as lube: 1783 points
12. Warrax: 1775 points
13. burritos: 1648 points
14. dirtstick: 1609 points
15. ChubbyBuddy: 1607 points
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Score:
307
 
 Hosebag: Alright, we've taken enough shit from you.
 addend: "No, sir, only dogs. It doesn't matter if you pay extra."
 enfanta: How much do they charge if you get $15 off the first service?
 kazzy94: Late stage capitalism.jpeg
Image 165635   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
372
 
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan well, that'll just annoy everyone else ;)
 wolfpk: I wonder what she's been thinking about!?
 ThatGuy: Cocktail
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny Plot twist: This is a Tofurkey bouquet
 Bill Rye: The worst***********
 Bill Rye: Ugh I feel like the weiner bouquet is not even the or St part of this photo
 ch: Edible Derangements presents: The Wiener Surprise Ensemble VII
 Mr. Shine: "Who's the lucky lady?"
 Knice: The wurst bouquet ever.
 fanny: This annoys the Vegan.
 Warrax: True love pictured here.
 mrdiron: That's what my asshole looks like every night. Don't judge.
Image 165634   03-04-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
1039
 
 Hokie333: return trip: #234918
 Warrax: It's fun! #175232
 redmonkey3: "thing", not "one" - Oh My.
 Snake Jesus: I'm getting a strong reminder of the Internet K-Hole blog. I like that.
 Niels Bohr: worth it.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Blech
 Hokie333: Homicide Girls.
 piranharama: I eat everything I f*ck. What?
 WaffleIron: They're perfect for eachother.
 ThatGuy: Im scaroused
 Greek Fire: @Spazstatic That's how she kills.
 kazzy94: Depending on chronological context, the woman on the right may be the better one to introduce to your folks.
 Cami: The same things done in different orders make for very different crimes.
 Cami: @Spazstatic She's a 'till death kind of gal. It's just your death and she makes it happen.
 Wet farts: Well, if I was forced to make a choice it would be the first one. It would be like death by snu snu.
 Spazstatic: Interesting that one is wearing a cross.
 Mexico: They seem like nice young ladies.
 Warrax: One of those "unstoppable force"/"immovable object" type situations.
 Dresdenkeogh: Looking for a stable anthropha-guy
Image 165633   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
263
 
 redmonkey3: They kill everything they eat
 Lestrange: Professional quality diorama never gonna be a good diorama
 Spazstatic: They eat everything they kill.
 grizzly: They fuck everything they kill.
Image 165632   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
337
 
 UltraBeverly: @grizzly I was thinking more about the historic genocide of the indigenous people represented on the board. sad face.
 grizzly: @UltraBeverly there are no winners in war...
 UltraBeverly: Funny game! Both sides always loose!
Image 165631   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
377
 
 BavidDowie: The sweepstakes
 WaffleIron: @ignatz : Yeah, that comment morphed magnificently given my utter ignorance. Sometimes I get away with that.
 Spazstatic: Brooms for the wizard school I went to because I wasn't accepted to Hogwarts.
 ignatz: I thought you were being funny about maybe having used one once!
 WaffleIron: @ignatz : ... I thought they were pencil sized, like little t handle allen keys but made of wood for art or play or... I didn't even see "broom". You get plus.
 ignatz: Oh look, who's this? Looks like we got a new broom in town..
 WaffleIron: I have a nagging suspicion that I used to know what these are.
Image 165630   03-04-17   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
743
 
 redmonkey3: The Vantasy is strong with these 2
 WaffleIron: Quite frankly with abs like that they can do whatever the fuck they want.
 Lestrange: And you drive round solving crimes and helping people in trouble?
 CastleBravo: None more '70s.
 tib gubb: I wonder how they're doing?
 ignatz: This is not cosplay. They mean it..
Image 165629   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
607
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 165628   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
210
 
 Science: I'm pooping because I'm on speed.
 addend: Gets worse when you hear the police sirens.
 Bob: Sounds like poor planning.
 SomeCanadian: **SONIC POOP**
 Himesama: #1 at #2.
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm just pooping. At average speed
Image 165627   03-04-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
468
 
 Pizza: "C'mere, kid. I wanna talk to you about aliens."
 Side Boob: @ThatGuy No addidas, sorry. Also partial western spy squat.
 Prostata: I'm speeding because I have to poop!
 ThatGuy: Blyat!
 XLY: no name is higher
 Dresdenkeogh: MORELIKEDAVIDDOUCHE-COVENYAMIRIGHT
Image 165626   03-04-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
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