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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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Score:
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 Jump Grunumbies: @grizzly I was thinking more about the historic genocide of the indigenous people represented on the board. sad face.
 Dild Flumungo: @UltraBeverly there are no winners in war...
 Trorbo Albuble: Funny game! Both sides always loose!
Image 165631   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Flango Gromple
Score:
377
 
 Cruft Albongo: The sweepstakes
 Frorbo Dampoble: @ignatz : Yeah, that comment morphed magnificently given my utter ignorance. Sometimes I get away with that.
 Truple Albomple: Brooms for the wizard school I went to because I wasn't accepted to Hogwarts.
 Flild Pluble: I thought you were being funny about maybe having used one once!
 Biple Rempumple: @ignatz : ... I thought they were pencil sized, like little t handle allen keys but made of wood for art or play or... I didn't even see "broom". You get plus.
 Hompo Cremungus: Oh look, who's this? Looks like we got a new broom in town..
 Lerm Morpuble: I have a nagging suspicion that I used to know what these are.
Image 165630   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Harb Drumongus
Score:
743
 
 Frild Plemoble: The Vantasy is strong with these 2
 Gorm Dampopert: Quite frankly with abs like that they can do whatever the fuck they want.
 Frerb Grongus: And you drive round solving crimes and helping people in trouble?
 Duwn Rempopert: None more '70s.
 Fliple Plemumbies: I wonder how they're doing?
 Lorbo Plopert: This is not cosplay. They mean it..
Image 165629   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Jump Grunomple
Score:
607
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 165628   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Melm Rempongo
Score:
210
 
 Rown Flumbies: I'm pooping because I'm on speed.
 Fruft Rempongo: Gets worse when you hear the police sirens.
 Fling Plemumple: Sounds like poor planning.
 Veld Plungus: **SONIC POOP**
 Lomp Horpopert: #1 at #2.
 Crople Flumungo: I'm just pooping. At average speed
Image 165627   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Velm Cremomple
Score:
468
 
 Crurb Morpoble: "C'mere, kid. I wanna talk to you about aliens."
 Dald Drumumbies: @ThatGuy No addidas, sorry. Also partial western spy squat.
 Thort Rempungus: I'm speeding because I have to poop!
 Barb Drumumple: Blyat!
 Jawn Drumoble: no name is higher
 Ruple Dampumbies: MORELIKEDAVIDDOUCHE-COVENYAMIRIGHT
Image 165626   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Valm Ploble
Score:
432
 
 Rorm Flongo: This is every day that ends in 'y' for me.
 Lirm Gropert: Toronto? No, New york.
Image 165625   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Japle Brupert
Score:
790
 
 Hempo Plupert: As he finished spraypainting the "e," Dave was struck by lightning.
 Freple Horpungo: No ball games? Get the fuck outta here!
 Flarbo Plungus: These are the Daves I know I know, these are the Daves I know.
 Dimp Dampongo: So it was written, in the book of Dave.
 Trople Plemomple: Dave's not here.
 Pongo Brumple: You're a LEGEND Dave!
Image 165624   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Gelm Pluble
Score:
657
 
 Hoft Gruble: I hate matryoshka! They're always so full of themselves!
 Peng Albongus: You don't want to know where she kept the smaller ones.
 Lorb Brungus: The real trick is watching her put all those back inside
Image 165623   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Mown Broble
Score:
230
 
 Girb Gropert: Maybe I'm used to seeing a different style of Buddha, but at first glance I thought the profile was Stalin. (I have no idea what any of that would mean....)
 Murbo Cremupert: Is this art?
 Truwn Dampungo: Bizarre plot twist: there might be a real person in there.
 Down Rempumple: In Nirvana all that is old is new again
 Loft Fluble: Buud(ha) tube
Image 165622   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Crald Broble
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