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221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

221282  goldman sachs: Hey! I know that corner! I live in Yuma too! hahahaha

221271  Shay: If this was 1977, this pic would have a different meaning.

221281  DerMantis: Probably from Saskatchewan... They don't have hills there.

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221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221072 grizzly: @Yurishiro Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.



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Image 165628   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
210
 
 Science: I'm pooping because I'm on speed.
 addend: Gets worse when you hear the police sirens.
 Bob: Sounds like poor planning.
 SomeCanadian: **SONIC POOP**
 Himesama: #1 at #2.
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm just pooping. At average speed
Image 165627   03-04-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
468
 
 Pizza: "C'mere, kid. I wanna talk to you about aliens."
 Side Boob: @ThatGuy No addidas, sorry. Also partial western spy squat.
 Prostata: I'm speeding because I have to poop!
 ThatGuy: Blyat!
 XLY: no name is higher
 Dresdenkeogh: MORELIKEDAVIDDOUCHE-COVENYAMIRIGHT
Image 165626   03-04-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
432
 
 Teechur: This is every day that ends in 'y' for me.
 WaffleIron: Toronto? No, New york.
Image 165625   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
790
 
 bug: As he finished spraypainting the "e," Dave was struck by lightning.
 grizzly: No ball games? Get the fuck outta here!
 fanny: These are the Daves I know I know, these are the Daves I know.
 WaffleIron: So it was written, in the book of Dave.
 Niels Bohr: Dave's not here.
 ignatz: You're a LEGEND Dave!
Image 165624   03-04-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
657
 
 Lestrange: I hate matryoshka! They're always so full of themselves!
 bug: You don't want to know where she kept the smaller ones.
 SomeCanadian: The real trick is watching her put all those back inside
Image 165623   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
230
 
 Jabberwikket: Maybe I'm used to seeing a different style of Buddha, but at first glance I thought the profile was Stalin. (I have no idea what any of that would mean....)
 Snake Jesus: Is this art?
 Lestrange: Bizarre plot twist: there might be a real person in there.
 SomeCanadian: In Nirvana all that is old is new again
 KrazyKat: Buud(ha) tube
Image 165622   03-04-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
1081
 
 RiderFan: Man-Iron!
 Supermansbrother: Presses pants, really fine, keeps those pleats straight in line, look out here comes the Iron Man.
 ch: I would just hug the shit out of everyone all night
 Dresdenkeogh: @Bob And I'm pretty steamed
 Bob: Ironman reboot looks lame.
Image 165621   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
308
 
 Flarmie: @Ratty I agree. My biggest complaint of the original movies was Johnny 5 wasn't sexy enough. Looks like they've got that problem fixed.
 Warrax: Browsing the new robot dating app, "Bendr."
 Bob: Dem lips tho
 Ratty: Short Circuit reboot looking good
Image 165620   03-04-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
307
 
 whiplash: Rick Scott counting the days until he becomes Trump's new bff.
 cenecia: Oh would you look at the time!
 Dresdenkeogh: I think i'll avoid this particular "Little orphan Annie" Reboot.
 KrazyKat: @Nope Nope!
 tib gubb: the grim creeper
 Nope: Time for sex now yes?
Image 165619   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
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