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210500  WaffleIron: The busiest beaver.

210502  WaffleIron: I most certainly did!

210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

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210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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Image 165628   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
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 Science: I'm pooping because I'm on speed.
 addend: Gets worse when you hear the police sirens.
 Bob: Sounds like poor planning.
 SomeCanadian: **SONIC POOP**
 Himesama: #1 at #2.
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm just pooping. At average speed
Image 165627   03-04-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
443
 
 Pizza: "C'mere, kid. I wanna talk to you about aliens."
 Side Boob: @ThatGuy No addidas, sorry. Also partial western spy squat.
 Prostata: I'm speeding because I have to poop!
 ThatGuy: Blyat!
 XLY: no name is higher
 Dresdenkeogh: MORELIKEDAVIDDOUCHE-COVENYAMIRIGHT
Image 165626   03-04-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
432
 
 Teechur: This is every day that ends in 'y' for me.
 WaffleIron: Toronto? No, New york.
Image 165625   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
790
 
 bug: As he finished spraypainting the "e," Dave was struck by lightning.
 grizzly: No ball games? Get the fuck outta here!
 fanny: These are the Daves I know I know, these are the Daves I know.
 WaffleIron: So it was written, in the book of Dave.
 Niels Bohr: Dave's not here.
 ignatz: You're a LEGEND Dave!
Image 165624   03-04-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
657
 
 Lestrange: I hate matryoshka! They're always so full of themselves!
 bug: You don't want to know where she kept the smaller ones.
 SomeCanadian: The real trick is watching her put all those back inside
Image 165623   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
230
 
 Jabberwikket: Maybe I'm used to seeing a different style of Buddha, but at first glance I thought the profile was Stalin. (I have no idea what any of that would mean....)
 Snake Jesus: Is this art?
 Lestrange: Bizarre plot twist: there might be a real person in there.
 SomeCanadian: In Nirvana all that is old is new again
 KrazyKat: Buud(ha) tube
Image 165622   03-04-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
1081
 
 RiderFan: Man-Iron!
 Supermansbrother: Presses pants, really fine, keeps those pleats straight in line, look out here comes the Iron Man.
 ch: I would just hug the shit out of everyone all night
 Dresdenkeogh: @Bob And I'm pretty steamed
 Bob: Ironman reboot looks lame.
Image 165621   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
308
 
 Flarmie: @Ratty I agree. My biggest complaint of the original movies was Johnny 5 wasn't sexy enough. Looks like they've got that problem fixed.
 Warrax: Browsing the new robot dating app, "Bendr."
 Bob: Dem lips tho
 Ratty: Short Circuit reboot looking good
Image 165620   03-04-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
307
 
 whiplash: Rick Scott counting the days until he becomes Trump's new bff.
 cenecia: Oh would you look at the time!
 Dresdenkeogh: I think i'll avoid this particular "Little orphan Annie" Reboot.
 KrazyKat: @Nope Nope!
 tib gubb: the grim creeper
 Nope: Time for sex now yes?
Image 165619   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
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