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257656  savvoy: Mmmm, arm splinters

257659  savvoy: They contain straw! They're vegetarian rocks! *flips Paul Ryan*

257660  savvoy: Looks like someone's flushing their radiator

257666  savvoy: Bring it, Mellisa

257675  Shorts Leng: Quite a large house for such a lonely fellow.

257663  White Rice: "My consumerism is better than YOUR consumerism!" Also: anyone who makes a shit-fit about console superiority (they're devices for playing games, let people enjoy what they want)

257637  Mr. Shine: Suddenly brussel sprouts

257639  Mr. Shine: That's a happy little goblin!

257629  Mr. Shine: Pass!

257662  Mr. Shine: *earth shattering quack*

257636  Not A Bot: In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

257661  Amy Housewine: Dem eyebrows.

257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.



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11. Side Boob: 1898 points
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Score:
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No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 165628   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
210
 
 Science: I'm pooping because I'm on speed.
 addend: Gets worse when you hear the police sirens.
 Bob: Sounds like poor planning.
 SomeCanadian: **SONIC POOP**
 Himesama: #1 at #2.
 Dresdenkeogh: I'm just pooping. At average speed
Image 165627   03-04-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
468
 
 Pizza: "C'mere, kid. I wanna talk to you about aliens."
 Side Boob: @ThatGuy No addidas, sorry. Also partial western spy squat.
 Prostata: I'm speeding because I have to poop!
 ThatGuy: Blyat!
 XLY: no name is higher
 Dresdenkeogh: MORELIKEDAVIDDOUCHE-COVENYAMIRIGHT
Image 165626   03-04-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
432
 
 Teechur: This is every day that ends in 'y' for me.
 WaffleIron: Toronto? No, New york.
Image 165625   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
790
 
 bug: As he finished spraypainting the "e," Dave was struck by lightning.
 grizzly: No ball games? Get the fuck outta here!
 fanny: These are the Daves I know I know, these are the Daves I know.
 WaffleIron: So it was written, in the book of Dave.
 Niels Bohr: Dave's not here.
 ignatz: You're a LEGEND Dave!
Image 165624   03-04-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
657
 
 Lestrange: I hate matryoshka! They're always so full of themselves!
 bug: You don't want to know where she kept the smaller ones.
 SomeCanadian: The real trick is watching her put all those back inside
Image 165623   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
230
 
 Jabberwikket: Maybe I'm used to seeing a different style of Buddha, but at first glance I thought the profile was Stalin. (I have no idea what any of that would mean....)
 Snake Jesus: Is this art?
 Lestrange: Bizarre plot twist: there might be a real person in there.
 SomeCanadian: In Nirvana all that is old is new again
 KrazyKat: Buud(ha) tube
Image 165622   03-04-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
1081
 
 RiderFan: Man-Iron!
 Supermansbrother: Presses pants, really fine, keeps those pleats straight in line, look out here comes the Iron Man.
 ch: I would just hug the shit out of everyone all night
 Dresdenkeogh: @Bob And I'm pretty steamed
 Bob: Ironman reboot looks lame.
Image 165621   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
308
 
 Flarmie: @Ratty I agree. My biggest complaint of the original movies was Johnny 5 wasn't sexy enough. Looks like they've got that problem fixed.
 Warrax: Browsing the new robot dating app, "Bendr."
 Bob: Dem lips tho
 Ratty: Short Circuit reboot looking good
Image 165620   03-04-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
307
 
 whiplash: Rick Scott counting the days until he becomes Trump's new bff.
 cenecia: Oh would you look at the time!
 Dresdenkeogh: I think i'll avoid this particular "Little orphan Annie" Reboot.
 KrazyKat: @Nope Nope!
 tib gubb: the grim creeper
 Nope: Time for sex now yes?
Image 165619   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
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