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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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 Bamp Grunopert: I'm pooping because I'm on speed.
 Pilm Cremungus: Gets worse when you hear the police sirens.
 Frorbo Drumumple: Sounds like poor planning.
 Jump Brupert: **SONIC POOP**
 Rart Gruble: #1 at #2.
 Jurm Horpumple: I'm just pooping. At average speed
Image 165627   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Thiwn Flungus
 Halm Morpongus: "C'mere, kid. I wanna talk to you about aliens."
 Hing Grunumbies: @ThatGuy No addidas, sorry. Also partial western spy squat.
 Mimp Fluble: I'm speeding because I have to poop!
 Rerb Plopert: Blyat!
 Jerm Bropert: no name is higher
Image 165626   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Mong Morpongo
 Lild Flombies: This is every day that ends in 'y' for me.
 Mumpo Rempongus: Toronto? No, New york.
Image 165625   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Bart Flumuble
 Trawn Gruble: As he finished spraypainting the "e," Dave was struck by lightning.
 Lurt Morpungo: No ball games? Get the fuck outta here!
 Trawn Horpumple: These are the Daves I know I know, these are the Daves I know.
 Gongo Floble: So it was written, in the book of Dave.
 Frerm Dampuble: Dave's not here.
 Pilm Morpombies: You're a LEGEND Dave!
Image 165624   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Hango Rempungo
 Buft Drumuble: I hate matryoshka! They're always so full of themselves!
 Gurb Horpumple: You don't want to know where she kept the smaller ones.
 Thiple Plemumple: The real trick is watching her put all those back inside
Image 165623   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Flarm Flongo
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 Jurt Flungus: Bizarre plot twist: there might be a real person in there.
 Frungo Cremungo: In Nirvana all that is old is new again
 Hang Albumbies: Buud(ha) tube
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 Dilm Cremumple: I would just hug the shit out of everyone all night
 Dalm Plemupert: @Bob And I'm pretty steamed
 Bungo Drumungo: Ironman reboot looks lame.
Image 165621   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Fralm Flumongus
 Mirb Cremupert: @Ratty I agree. My biggest complaint of the original movies was Johnny 5 wasn't sexy enough. Looks like they've got that problem fixed.
 Thuft Grumple: Browsing the new robot dating app, "Bendr."
 Vung Grunungus: Dem lips tho
 Mang Albupert: Short Circuit reboot looking good
Image 165620   03-04-17   Uploaded by    Gold Flumongo
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 Gungo Bropert: Oh would you look at the time!
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 Mampo Albupert: the grim creeper
 Hamp Brungo: Time for sex now yes?
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