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221699  Joseph: I used to race cops on dirt bikes when I was a bike messenger. They were always too scared to follow you down a subway station.

221699  Ulillillia: @jayjay What's WTF? You're on Aggro-Gator.

221617  Hosebag: Not only that, Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.

221699  Ulillillia: I meant to do that

221705  Ulillillia: A nuclear missile silo in everyone's back yard

221687  Mr. Shine: *stumbles, vanishes screaming into distance*

221620  Hosebag: Happy happy happy, joy joy joy.

221717  CompletelyJoking: what game is this? my daughter loves all things cartoon horse.

221711  Ulillillia: Groove is in the heart

221710  Hokie333: I initially read that as "RoLoSTINE" and now I can't unsee it.

221699  Mr. Shine: "OFFICER DOWN, I REPEAT . . ."

221709  illBilliam: Such noble creatures.

221651  Hosebag: Working on the Windows 10 update.

221655  Hosebag: Dinsdale!

221706  Dresdenkeogh: Your girlfriend is waiting for you to be done with your overpriced workout

221715  copunter: wow, poor man's potentiometer. two settings....

221704  Hokie333: You know how sometimes for some people, a drug will have the exact opposite of the intended effect, like an espresso might make some people sleepy? Or an anti-depressive might make you suicidal? Motivation-speak does the opposite for me.

221705  Yam: @a sedated moose Honestly, they need to make WMDs available to honest law abiding citizens so they have the upper hand on criminals. Id like to see some punk with a 105mm howitzer break into my house when Im defending my family with a MIRV equipped Minuteman III.

221665  Hosebag: I'm changing everyone's fingerprint scans at work with this.

221667  Hosebag: In Pepperland!

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221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221577 Korrok: I have to laugh.

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221699 Joseph: I used to race cops on dirt bikes when I was a bike messenger. They were always too scared to follow you down a subway station.

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221613 Mr. Shine: @bug I THINK mine is a porcelain-coated surgical steel core. It bridges a missing gap where a tooth shattered. Sha-doo-bee. Shattered.

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...



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Score:
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 Teechur: Fibonacci's houseplant.
 redmonkey3: @tokyopig - survival instinct OR lack of ranch dressing
 tokyopig: If they're so succulent, then how come I don't want to put them in my mouth?
Image 165317   03-02-17   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
583
 
 RiderFan: The new update to Pokemon GO.
 Teechur: It would be funny if they rejected the Doritos as being non-food. Or not funny. Your call.
 whiplash: After years of selective breeding & DNA splicing, we have created lobsters that are JUST lobster tails. Restaurants love them!
 werterland: The sprays and traps aren't working, dude, just call an exterminator about the roaches already.
 raditzu: Holy mother of Dafuqisthat! Dafuq is that?!
 tib gubb: wait... they EAT these?
 Aemuli: @Warrax Doritos...popular snack chip in the USA.
 tokyopig: Morty no! You know they only like cool ran- *belch* cool ranch flavor. Now they're just going to *burp* now they're just going to be even more angry. God you're dumb Morty, you're as dumb as they come.
 Warrax: What is that?
Image 165316   03-02-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
436
 
 Rat-Butt: When we get in the water you are in for such a whalup...
 Teechur: Ok, bruh. Now let me show YOU to MY people for 5-10 minutes. Take a deep breath, asshole.
 jazzjunkie: Can it be booped?
 BavidDowie: Shark Peek
 Warrax: Eh, put me back in the ocean I guess. Or whatever.
 Bast Relief: Cool sea-doggo bro.
Image 165315   03-02-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
654
 
 AverageJoe: I should probably cut on the drugs...
 Wet farts: Seven six doot by thirty nine is a great intermediate cartridge.
 raditzu: As abstract as it is, it's fkin awesome :D Totally RAD.
 BavidDowie: "Non-GMO"
 tokyopig: Mess with the bull and you get the AK's.
 illBilliam: The last sound this deer heard: dootdootdootdoot
 Nope: Neato!
 Sadbot: Doot this!
Image 165314   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
232
 
 brian greene: ausfahrt the biggest town in germany second only to loose chippings in the uk closely followed by the well known soft verges
 Lestrange: Foreign languages are hilarious right?
 Teechur: Ausfahrts would have to be exits. It would be weird and strange for them to go the other direction....
 WaffleIron: All exits lead to Ausfahrt.
 BavidDowie: gesundheit
 tokyopig: Yousfahrt, Ausfahrt, Wirallefhart
 dobbiesdoogs: it exits here
 scribbs: Town motto? "Somebody light a match."
 ignatz: Kidding, right?
Image 165313   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
776
 
 whiplash: What's your place in the ecosystem? "I'm a living cushion for ducks."
 Beeble: This is the future liberals want.
 redmonkey3: RAD! for interspecies getting along & being cool
 raditzu: Ducks are evil.
 tokyopig: Ducks don't look convinced. I think they prefer sitting on tapirs.
 Aemuli: Always rad capybaras, especially when animals are sitting on them.
 ignatz: Ahh, if only we were ALL herbivores..
Image 165312   03-02-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Image 165311 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tomatosaws. You have brought shame on us, tomatosaws.
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: Air BnB wasn't kidding.
 enfanta: Sleeping bags? What are we, animals? We'll watch the Perseid shower in comfort, thank you.
 bug: See Mom? I told you I'd move out.
 CastleBravo: I see no downside......oh wait, there it is.
 tokyopig: Connection is fine out here--problem solved!
Image 165310   03-02-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
264
 
 whiplash: Jeez, Amber, you'll "thumbs up" anything, won't you?
 UltraBeverly: Outside is scary
 jochenau: @Knice TREES ARE KNICE.
 Knice: Agreed. It's a nice tree.
Image 165309   03-02-17   Uploaded by    guest
Score:
634
 
 Lestrange: I've got one of those dogs and it's so transcendentally stupid it can't even wear a collar because chokes itself so hard pulling on a lead it blacks out.
 Coolguy: I just laugh to myself when people talk about their refunds like it's money that's being given to them.
 kazzy94: The dog looks kinda like Wilford Brimley.
 Peach: But you'll be a king when the world market collapses and dog pictures emerge as the new currency.
 ignatz: Rebate. U mean rebate.
Image 165308   03-02-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
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