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215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

215885  uncannie: And then when puberty happens, she won't shut up about it for 50 years.

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4. Felicity
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215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215760 flatluigi: I think even Firefox has a minimum size requirement.

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show



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 6. digabigpig: 1587 points
 7. DeeeeeeeezNutz: 1492 points
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10. celtic: 1398 points
11. Oober: 1350 points
12. cannabis: 1278 points
13. cakefizzle: 1238 points
14. wooden boy: 1171 points
15. Morpen Lungus: 1155 points
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Score:
466
 
 Rat-Butt: Dune got tripy
 Beeble: Definitely from Naya.
 VoR: Thread worms if left untreated
 whiplash: Well there's your problem sir, you've got tapeworms.
 hearsegirl: "we are herbivores. No need to fear."
 Annoying Vegan : Natalie Dee cartoons are getting more realistic.
 Aemuli: These Q-Tip commercials are getting really weird.
 AgentView: "Hey kid, wanna see a dead body?"
Image 165195   03-02-17   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
300
 
 Micro Jackson: Only about 5%, as it turns out.
 Mad Collager: @AverageJoe I'm pro-ton and I vote!
 SunWukong: Why does the Higgs boson go to church? Because without it there can be no mass.
 AverageJoe: what about light?
 ignatz: Full of empty promises
Image 165194   03-02-17   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
426
 
 Micro Jackson: Site o the proposed Mt Borkfmore monument
 Bob: Very nicely exposed image.
 AgentView: *reverently* This is the land my ancestors peed on.
 PenguinBartender: *whistfully* there's so very much left I need to pee on before I die.
Image 165193   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
434
 
 chhumphrey: For those playing along at home, Ryan just repeated himself (according to many interpretations)
 piranharama: "They tried and failed?" "They tried and died."
 tritium: Isabella knows what's up.
 KrazyKat: But didn't try hard enough, obvs.
Image 165192   03-02-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
416
 
 Borkf: @msmstud This is accurate.
 PenguinBartender: Hey meng, you wanna buy some phones?
 ChubbyBuddy: wat the fax u lookin @
 msmstud: Borkf has contempt for an inferior yet nigh-immortal technology.
Image 165191   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
430
 
 carpwoman: I always wanted to do slit lamp photography, but alas...
 duchaschmeremol: artificial insemination art?
 Warrax: That's some odd looking fried chicken.
 Ironass: The eyes have it!
 msmstud: Cool! Now do galaxies and draining dishwater!
 KrazyKat: I see bagels.
 Bu7Z: All of a sudden the universe snaps into focus and everything makes sense. I understand it all now. Or maybe it's just time for bed.
Image 165190   03-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
165
 
 Science: Slurp - What enema call it.
 tritium: Slurp?
 msmstud: Que?
 msmstud: Qu?
 ChubbyBuddy: @jazzjunkie saucy
 jazzjunkie: Callit
 Bu7Z: Chama
 Mr. Butt: What
Image 165189   03-02-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
529
 
 XLY: justbearthings
 zennoo: @Aemull too close to home today.....
 Aemuli: "Oh my gosh, she's so pretty and romantic, there are definitely no warning signs of danger here." - me for most of my life
 msmstud: Yoga Bear, cheap knock-off of Yogi Bear.
 jazzjunkie: Always remember to do warm-up stretches before any mauling
 Bu7Z: As cute as this bear is trying to appear, those claws can still take your face off
 Knice: Growlr
 Lestrange: These Nicole Kidman clapping memes are lame
Image 165188   03-02-17   Uploaded by    zennoo
Score:
241
 
 ch: GTA V already made the exact same joke
 Lestrange: @msmstud @Cami Grab a larva with your java!
 a robot: @msmstud it's because @Knice is the Spaceship's black belt master of horrible punnery
 msmstud: @Lestrange -- I could go for some grub. [...tries and fails to follow with a "larva" pun...]
 msmstud: @Knice -- Holy shit that was good. How the fuck did you do that?!
 Cami: @Lestrange RELAX! It's a grub...
 Knice: I hope you're gonorrheavaluate that name choice.
 Lestrange: I find the giant maggot next tho the coffee quite disturbing
 AverageJoe: this post gave me krabs...
 Scoo: I hope they use plenty of Tyvek wrap when they're erecting
Image 165187   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Religion X
Image 165186 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tokyopig. Boo, tokyopig.
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