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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

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174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

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175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

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Image 165186 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tokyopig. Your image was bad, tokyopig.
Score:
267
 
 ottorongo: Richard Mulligan was the best.
 raditzu: She just got an erection.
 a robot: What the hell is wrong with his fingers??
 piranharama: I can feel them! Crawling under my skin!
 Annoying Vegan : We've both caught the pinkeye!
 Zukero: wrong hole story...
 Bast Relief: "Mark! What's the matter!?!" "Ack! I've caught...THE GAY!"
 Bu7Z: "No honey, I'm talking about structurally tuned development."
 Niels Bohr: Hey little lady, did I ever tell you what my mother used to say? "Homicide, homicide, never suicide."
 whiplash: @WTF: actually, in this particular "romance comic" story, he IS a homicidal madman.
 Scoo: Nice faceswap
 WTF: Another date disappointed thanks to premature ejaculation.
 Meow: You, you're not Sylvia! You're one of the Kung Fu Creatures on a Rampage! Two!
 WTF: There's a thin line between staring longingly into someones eyes and the crazed stare of a homicidal madman.
 a sedated moose: "I think I'm having a heart attack!" "Quick! Eat some bacon to lubricate your veins!"
 tokyopig: silver age? more like the rashy sunburn age.
Image 165185   03-02-17   Uploaded by    whiplash
Score:
279
 
 SomeCanadian: Also you park poorly.
Image 165184   03-02-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
160
 
 Aspirin: When they dig this up in 15000 years and put pictures or it in the equivalent of a social studies books.
 gary: Gold @ignatz
 Scoo: Nice socks
 Meow: Aren't those the little guys you rescue in Banjo Kazooie?
 a sedated moose: NIPPLE DETECTED!
 ignatz: Subbuteo has changed..
 petepuma: again with the unrealistic body images
 SomeCanadian: Erotic Muppets didn't do as well.
 Knice: I got fired (in a kiln) for looking at this.
 AverageJoe: Have a good caption for this one?
Image 165183   03-02-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
210
 
 KingTrebek: wait, i'm confused. is it canned or frozen?
 petepuma: what you see when you let it go
 Knice: #I like coorrrn; I like COOOOORRRRRNN...#
Image 165182   03-02-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
156
 
 EvilOtter: CNN reports this is how Steve Jobs built Windows from scratch with the help of his magical llama Pep-Pep.
 Quackzy: Oops I went and figured it out before looking at the comments. Nicely done!@jazzjunkie
 Warrax: Who the hell invests that much in hacking?
 jazzjunkie: PARTICLES
 Lestrange: Fallout 4. Great game.
 SomeCanadian: You're not getting me to try Linux again.
 Bu7Z: I'd play this game, can't be harder to learn than dwarf fortress
Image 165181   03-02-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
579
 
 PushyWebsite: I had a toy version of the Apple Car and every so often I look online to see what it looked like. I have never been able to find it. I have seen a later remake that doesn't quite rekindle the nostalgia.
 duckfarts: @petepuma get out
 bug: This reminds me of something hilarious. Look up Darwin's Fruit Soldiers if you have time. (Yes, that Darwin)
 Knice: I'll add top-left to my fleet! #134715
 Science: Apple for scale.
 petepuma: happy birthday Dr. Seuss
 Mr. Whiskers: That mouse is the pencil car is going to get a ticket for driving a non-food-based vehicle
 duckfarts: car in the lower left is metal as fuck
 duckfarts: eat shit uber, papa's got a new ride
 duckfarts: that mouse is in a bit of a pickle
 duckfarts: meals on wheels still alive and kickin
 duckfarts: hell yeah Richard Scarry is scary awesome
Image 165180   03-02-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
108
 
 Spazstatic: All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
Image 165179   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
649
 
 Science: Killer Croc
 Bu7Z: The new Cinderella remake is looking killer
 San DoDo: *slips on blood, breaks neck*
Image 165178   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
205
 
 ChubbyBuddy: couple good tat ideas on here
 Supermansbrother: Jake the dog's art is gettin' better.
 Bill Rye: Twin Peaks got even weirder
Image 165177   03-02-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
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