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258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

258391  jochenau: SimCity of North Korea.

258406  Robespierre: Take my money, Henri Remoulade! TAKE IT!!!

258407  Robespierre: Transformed

258337  petepuma: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen!"

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious



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Image 165186 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tokyopig. Your image was bad, tokyopig.
Score:
267
 
 ottorongo: Richard Mulligan was the best.
 raditzu: She just got an erection.
 a robot: What the hell is wrong with his fingers??
 piranharama: I can feel them! Crawling under my skin!
 Annoying Vegan : We've both caught the pinkeye!
 Zukero: wrong hole story...
 Bast Relief: "Mark! What's the matter!?!" "Ack! I've caught...THE GAY!"
 Bu7Z: "No honey, I'm talking about structurally tuned development."
 Niels Bohr: Hey little lady, did I ever tell you what my mother used to say? "Homicide, homicide, never suicide."
 whiplash: @WTF: actually, in this particular "romance comic" story, he IS a homicidal madman.
 Scoo: Nice faceswap
 WTF: Another date disappointed thanks to premature ejaculation.
 Meow: You, you're not Sylvia! You're one of the Kung Fu Creatures on a Rampage! Two!
 WTF: There's a thin line between staring longingly into someones eyes and the crazed stare of a homicidal madman.
 a sedated moose: "I think I'm having a heart attack!" "Quick! Eat some bacon to lubricate your veins!"
 tokyopig: silver age? more like the rashy sunburn age.
Image 165185   03-02-17   Uploaded by    whiplash
Score:
279
 
 SomeCanadian: Also you park poorly.
Image 165184   03-02-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
160
 
 Aspirin: When they dig this up in 15000 years and put pictures or it in the equivalent of a social studies books.
 gary: Gold @ignatz
 Scoo: Nice socks
 Meow: Aren't those the little guys you rescue in Banjo Kazooie?
 a sedated moose: NIPPLE DETECTED!
 ignatz: Subbuteo has changed..
 petepuma: again with the unrealistic body images
 SomeCanadian: Erotic Muppets didn't do as well.
 Knice: I got fired (in a kiln) for looking at this.
 AverageJoe: Have a good caption for this one?
Image 165183   03-02-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
210
 
 KingTrebek: wait, i'm confused. is it canned or frozen?
 petepuma: what you see when you let it go
 Knice: #I like coorrrn; I like COOOOORRRRRNN...#
Image 165182   03-02-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
156
 
 EvilOtter: CNN reports this is how Steve Jobs built Windows from scratch with the help of his magical llama Pep-Pep.
 Quackzy: Oops I went and figured it out before looking at the comments. Nicely done!@jazzjunkie
 Warrax: Who the hell invests that much in hacking?
 jazzjunkie: PARTICLES
 Lestrange: Fallout 4. Great game.
 SomeCanadian: You're not getting me to try Linux again.
 Bu7Z: I'd play this game, can't be harder to learn than dwarf fortress
Image 165181   03-02-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
579
 
 PushyWebsite: I had a toy version of the Apple Car and every so often I look online to see what it looked like. I have never been able to find it. I have seen a later remake that doesn't quite rekindle the nostalgia.
 duckfarts: @petepuma get out
 bug: This reminds me of something hilarious. Look up Darwin's Fruit Soldiers if you have time. (Yes, that Darwin)
 Knice: I'll add top-left to my fleet! #134715
 Science: Apple for scale.
 petepuma: happy birthday Dr. Seuss
 Mr. Whiskers: That mouse is the pencil car is going to get a ticket for driving a non-food-based vehicle
 duckfarts: car in the lower left is metal as fuck
 duckfarts: eat shit uber, papa's got a new ride
 duckfarts: that mouse is in a bit of a pickle
 duckfarts: meals on wheels still alive and kickin
 duckfarts: hell yeah Richard Scarry is scary awesome
Image 165180   03-02-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
108
 
 Spazstatic: All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
Image 165179   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
649
 
 Science: Killer Croc
 Bu7Z: The new Cinderella remake is looking killer
 San DoDo: *slips on blood, breaks neck*
Image 165178   03-02-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
205
 
 ChubbyBuddy: couple good tat ideas on here
 Supermansbrother: Jake the dog's art is gettin' better.
 Bill Rye: Twin Peaks got even weirder
Image 165177   03-02-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
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